A Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,

Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit .

VERIFICATION:

BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.

THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service