A Glass of Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .
VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
#1: Deckard To: IbJensen (#0)
Ever heard the expression In vino veritas?
It means "in wine lies the truth".
A person under the influence of alcohol is more likely to speak their hidden thoughts and desires.
Seems like a good case to be made for politicians drinking on the job and during their speeches to constituents and potential voters.
Deckard posted on 2019-07-09 11:47:49 Reply Private Reply
#2: Stoner To: IbJensen (#0)
This is indeed funny !!!
Stoner posted on 2019-07-09 19:39:07 Reply Private Reply
#3: Willie Green To: Deckard (#1)
Willie Green posted on 2019-07-10 17:40:36 Reply Private Reply