Michelle Wolf’s comedy routine at the White House correspondents’ dinner

Source: WAPO
Published: Apr 30, 2018
Author: Callum Borchers
Post Date: 2018-04-30 08:17:17 by Jameson
Views: 3226

And just a reminder to everyone, I'm here to make jokes. I have no agenda. I'm not trying to get anything accomplished. So everyone that's here from Congress, you should feel right at home.

A lot of you might not know who I am. I'm 32 years old, which is an odd age: 10 years too young to host this event and 20 years too old for Roy Moore.

A lot of people want Trump to be impeached. I do not. Because just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay.

Fox News is here. So, you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks. Seriously.

Megyn Kelly. What would I do without Megyn Kelly? You know, probably be more proud of women.

Megyn Kelly got paid $23 million by NBC, then NBC didn't let Megyn go to the Winter Olympics. Why not? She's so white, cold and expensive, she might as well be the Winter Olympics.

And, by the way, Megyn, Santa's black. The weird old guy going through your chimney was Bill O'Reilly. You might want to put a flue on it or something.

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#1: Deckard    To: Jameson (#0)

Some funny lines

Michelle Wolf wasn't funny at all - even many of the liberals in attendance were offended by her "jokes".

She's a low-life, no-talent hack.

Deckard posted on 2018-04-30 08:34:00   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Jameson    To: Deckard (#1)

even many of the liberals in attendance were offended by her "jokes".

Like who?

Jameson posted on 2018-04-30 08:50:17   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Deplorable Dancer    To: Jameson (#0)

Just who is this Michelle Wolf? I've never heard of her, much less seen her. She really blew it. She thought she was so clever, but then so did Kathy Griffin and we all know how that worked out. :)

Deplorable Dancer posted on 2018-05-01 10:45:35   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Jameson    To: Deplorable Dancer (#3)

Just who is this Michelle Wolf? I've never heard of her,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Wolf

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6283512/

She really blew it.

Really? You know her name now....so do millions of people who had never known her before....

I'd say she hit a home run

Jameson posted on 2018-05-01 11:34:19   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Justified    To: Jameson (#0)

The only people that would even think this shit is funny or proper are far left commies!

Why anyone right of center would ever allow themselves to be roasted in the last 20 years is beyond me. Its like allowing CNN or MSNBC to host a debate!

Justified posted on 2018-05-01 11:44:02   Reply   Private Reply