A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold”

“I have a better idea,” she replied, “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.”

“Wow! That's a great idea!” He exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied, “Get your own damn blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Poster Comment:

ain't it the truth!