My headline is incomplete. Theyve also soured on the pussy hats because theyre pink, which is racist against women with dark-colored labia. Im not kidding.
If you read only one story today about politics, fashion, and vaginas, let it be this one.
The Womens March chapter in Pensacola wasnt having any of that your vulva, your choice sweet talk. They know transphobia when they see it. Theyve lived too long under the tyranny of expectations that all vaginas are pink to let this slide:
Kat Timpf tries to gently remind them that the pussy hat was a reaction to a specific comment, Trumps infamous grab em by the pussy remark on the Access Hollywood tape. It has nothing to do with transgenders or gender writ large; its a symbolic rebuke to the presidents boorish macho boasting. Now, thanks to its popularity at the Womens March in January, its become an even more abstract symbol of feminist opposition to Trump. Scrutinizing it for inclusiveness is like criticizing the Rosie the Riveter poster for presenting an unrealistically muscular depiction of women. Youre missing the farking point. And whats worse, youre missing it by overinterpreting a dopey tongue-in-cheek symbol of feminist unity. Is there no target too small and innocuous for these woke imbeciles to deconstruct to prove how progressive they are? Youll be pleased to know that the stupidity of this has turned me into a Trump supporter. All I want to do now is MAGA and rip on sh*thole countries and be totally confused about my own policy program. |
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My headline is incomplete. Theyve also soured on the pussy hats because theyre pink, which is racist against women with dark-colored labia.
#1: Pinguinite To: Tooconservative (#0)
Pinguinite posted on 2018-01-12 00:03:10 Reply Private Reply
#2: Tooconservative To: Pinguinite (#1)
I've been watching for them but haven't been able to find a cheap pussy hat to buy for myself, you know, for social occasions and church events. If you go looking, they want $35 and up for these dumb things.
Tooconservative posted on 2018-01-12 00:11:13 Reply Private Reply
#3: Vicomte13 To: Tooconservative (#2)
About the price of a cheap hooker, but the pussy-hat is multiple use.
Perhaps we should be handing them out in schools, you know, to keep down the STD rate.
They can come with a warning label: "Boys, don't share your pussy hats".
Vicomte13 posted on 2018-01-12 06:51:20 Reply Private Reply