Squirrels!

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Published: Aug 13, 2016
Author: me
Post Date: 2016-08-13 20:05:25 by no gnu taxes
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I recently noticed 2 large holes in the side of my garbage dumpster. Now these dumpsters are are made out of very hard plastic. It would take a long time to cut a hole in one with a very sharp hacksaw. So, I'm thinking WTF? So I just went out to throw away some garbage and to my surprise, 2 squirrels scurried out when I opened the lid. Those little bastards are gnawing their way in.

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#1: Hondo68    To: no gnu taxes, tasty eco plastic (#0)

Put a wire hook on a soup can. Put poison rat/gopher pellets in can. Hang from holes inside dumpster.

Switch from eco-fag trash company, to one with steel cans.

Hondo68 posted on 2016-08-13 20:15:44   Reply   Private Reply

#2: GrandIsland    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

When Hondopes tree hugging method is ineffective, try this. Put a nice bowl of birdseed or nuts out on this dumpster, buy a 1000+ fps pellet gun... scope it and from your upstairs window, eradicate them as they feed like picking off Potheads at a Commie Sanders rally. Silent but deadly.

Clean up is a cinch. Next morning, toss the lifeless vermin in the dumpster. Make sure the squirrels see this. Send a message. lol

GrandIsland posted on 2016-08-13 20:22:58   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Logsplitter    To: GrandIsland (#2)

You'd better clean those squirrels and fricasee 'em if you're gonna shoot 'em, son. Don't listen to GI (Gibbering Idiot) Them's some tasty vittles right there.

Logsplitter posted on 2016-08-14 00:09:19   Reply   Private Reply

#4: GrandIsland    To: Logsplitter (#3)

Don't listen to GI (Gibbering Idiot)

I've shot and ate my share of squirrel, CumSpitter, I mean LogSplitter.... and unless it's a survival situation, they ain't worth the trouble.

GrandIsland posted on 2016-08-14 00:24:48   Reply   Private Reply

#5: BobCeleste    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

They are recycling.

BobCeleste posted on 2016-08-14 08:18:02   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Stoner    To: GrandIsland (#4)

" unless it's a survival situation, they ain't worth the trouble. "

It depends on who does the cooking, and how they do it. You just have not eaten squirrel properly prepared.

My Aunt Janelle, bless her soul, was really good. She would fry squirrel, and serve with "red eye" gravy, home made biscuits, fried potatoes, green beans, & corn on the cob. And for desert, she would have homemade cobbler, apple, peach, cherry, or blackberry. Man, it was a meal you would kill for!

Stoner posted on 2016-08-14 10:12:12   Reply   Private Reply

#7: buckeroo    To: Stoner (#6)

Man, it was a meal you would kill for!

Where are the spirits? A meal without spirits is a meal without sunshine.

buckeroo posted on 2016-08-14 10:15:45   Reply   Private Reply

#8: no gnu taxes    To: Stoner (#6)

I always liked the heads. The brains and tongue are delicasies.

no gnu taxes posted on 2016-08-14 10:18:26   Reply   Private Reply