Jay Leno used to be funny and now he is again. Just unintentionally.
There is almost no reason to have a gas car, he announced on CNBC the other day. I have a Tesla. Ive had it for three years. Ive never done anything. Theres no fluids to change. Theres nothing.
Nothing?
Jay who styles himself a Car Guy ought to know better. Assuming he knows anything about cars.
No fluids to change?
Well, no oil/transmission fluid to change.
How about brake fluid? Electric cars have this fluid, just like any other car and it does need to be changed. Its a good idea to change it about once every . . . three years. Tesla recommends a check every two.
And of course, electric cars have tires and brake pads and other wear items that . . . wear out. Jay like everyone else who drives any car will eventually have to do not only something but several things.
Including a few things people who dont buy electric cars will never have to do.
The first thing he did was pay tens of thousands of dollars more for his electric car. Which costs him a great deal more than oil and filter changes.
He also paid to install a high-voltage fast charger at his garage, which added about $1,000 (for the parts and the electrician to do the wiring).
This essentially mandatory option unless you dont mind waiting 8-12 hours to recharge on standard 120 volt household current isnt listed on the window sticker. But not paying for this option is like not springing for tires for a non-electric car.
Its hard to get rolling.
So far, he hasnt paid the motor fuels taxes which are applied to every gallon of gas bought by non-electric car drivers. But that is going to change and then Jay (and every other EV owner) will have to do another thing:
Pay for their currently free lunch.
Hell also eventually have to do something people who dont buy electric cars will never have to do: Spend thousands on a new battery pack when the one in his Tesla begins to lose its capacity to receive and retain a charge.
Which will increasingly and then dramatically reduce his cars driving range ultimately to nill. Which is something that never happens to a non-electric car, unless the engine locks up or the transmission starts to slip.
Which sometimes happens, but not often. And not necessarily. You may never have to deal with that problem if you dont own an electric car.
But you will have to deal with it if you own an electric car. Maybe not for five years or even ten. But, eventually,
Inevitably.
Battery ED so to speak always happens, because of battery chemistry. The cycle of discharging/charging batteries is effectively wear and tear on them and it wears them all out eventually. This can be put off via thermal management, and by restricting fast charging to not quite full charging (which reduces the full-charge range).
But it cant be avoided. Battery wilt is as inevitable as a clutch eventually wearing out in a non-electric car with a manual transmission.
Transmissions and engines eventually wear out, too.
But not as soon. And they dont cost as much.
A clutch job might be necessary once every 100,000 miles or so if youre hard on the thing and itll generally cost you less than $1,000 bucks to fix. A transmission job is rarely necessary at all. Most non-electric car drivetrains will last the useful life of the vehicle, which is easily 15 years or more.
It is doubtful and probably impossible, as a matter of chemistry for a battery subjected to repetitive discharge/charge cycling to last 15 years or even 10 before it begins to show signs of wear and tear (wont hold charge/loses charge more rapidly). Which means the car wont go as far before it needs to be recharged again . . . which accelerates the wear and tear.
Soon, it wont go at all.
Presto, you need a new battery.
And replacing a Teslas battery pack will cost you thousands more on top of the tens of thousands extra you already paid for the car.
These seem like pretty good reasons to not buy an EV.
Jay told MSNBC: For new technology to succeed, it cant be equal. Its got to be better.
Exactly so.
Which is why its hilarious to listen to Leno say that about cars that arent.
Of course, Jay has literally dozens of other cars so he never has to sweat how far his Tesla can go or how long it takes to recharge, because he can always take something else. Which is true of most electric car owners. They own a non-electric car to cover the electric cars deficits. To take them on the longer trips the EV cant make without multiple stops and long waits. To have a car that they dont have to plan their day around.
That they can just get in, spur of the moment and go.
Why not just skip the EV? Buy one non-electric car that doesnt practically force you to buy a second car?
Which brings us to the final thing.
Jay is very wealthy another thing that is true of almost all electric car owners. They have to be in order to be able to afford spending many thousands of dollars more for their electric cars plus the spare non-electric car, which they need for the same reasons most of us buy non-electric cars: To be able to get where were going, right now.
And back again. In the same day.
But not everyone is wealthy like Jay and his idol, Elon Musk. Who is wealthy because of subsidies paid for mostly by people who arent and cant afford to buy Teslas like the one Jays driving around.
Its a hoot possibly his best monologue to date.
It is Eric who is the out of touch car cuy and not Jay Leno.
Eric is one of those who will not let There are always those who will never let facts change their minds.
The auto industry will soon be undergoing a major paradigm shift of transitioning from gas-powered cars to electric vehicles. Going to electric vehicles is not just some dumb eco-friendly goal. Its a colossal business reality.
Electrification is something Eric cannot stop anymore by making fun of Jay Leno for, its coming. The growth rate is between 50 and 60 percent on a global level according to Elmer Kades, a managing director with the consulting firm AlixPartners.
After all, according to Tom Murphy, a managing editor at Wards Auto which ranks the worlds best engines, electric cars are just fun to drive. Extolling the electric vehicles ninja-like performance and instant acceleration, Murphy says, Theyre enjoyable, theyre quiet and theres loads of torque.
According to Wall Street Journal automotive columnist Dan Neil, electric vehicles are such better machines than the machines theyre replacing, that consumers could elect to retire their gas guzzlers long before the end of the vehicles useful lives. Just like plasma TVs. A lot of plasma TVs didnt see the useful end of their lives before they were replaced by much cheaper, but also much better, LCD screens.
Nevertheless, the timeline for the transition to electric cars continues to be a point of contention among analysts. Felipe Munoz, a global analyst at JATO, predicts electric vehicles will outsell conventional ones by 2030. Bill Visnic, editorial director at the Society of Automotive Engineers, is less optimistic. He predicts gas- and diesel-powered combustion engines really arent going anywhere for quite some time.
Mary Nichols, who heads the California Air Resources Board, agrees that internal combustion engines arent going away anytime soon. We cant turn them all into planters or sculptures, she says. So I think were going to have to provide for them to continue to exist.
Ultimately, much of the argument hovers around the point at which electric cars can effectively compete, on price, with the internal combustion engine. Sam Abuelsamid, an auto analyst with Navigant, says, Probably in the mid-2020s time frame, it becomes comparable or cheaper to actually buy and operate an EV than an internal combustion vehicle.
Tesla isnt standing still, though. The company could pull that goalpost forward with its $35,000 Model 3, the new Model Y and, later this year, an unveiling of its new pickup truck. David Reichmuth, a senior engineer at the Union of Concerned Scientists, says, Were moving in the right direction with electric cars. But the question is: How fast do we get there? And, you know, if you look at what were already seeing with climate change, were going to have to move faster.
Bucky has said that he is paying for my Air Force retirement income and now you say you are paying for my investment income from the big run up of Tesla stock.
I truly have never known two more generous guys in my life who are as kind and considerate as you two are to help in your own benevolent ways to allow me to live the life of luxury I am enjoying.
God bless you both and keep you healthy, safe and most of all, productive - so that you can "keep that fucking money coming
Bucky has said that he is paying for my Air Force retirement income and now you say you are paying for my investment income from the big run up of Tesla stock.
Anyone who pays taxes is paying you self-righteous ass!
In other words - you and your hero Musk are both thieves.