In yet another terrible display of state authority over compassion, police carried out a despicable act of puppycide this past Saturday. A pair of dogs found wandering loose on Interstate 84 near Heyburn became the latest victims in the alarmingly frequent incidents of law enforcement officers discharging their firearms on man's best friend. This act of thoughtless violence occurred near exit 211 just before 6 p.m., a news release from the Heyburn Police Department revealed.
Cops on scene alleged that the animals were causing traffic to grind to a halt and posed a safety hazard. According to the release, "The speed limit of this section of interstate is 80 miles per hour and traffic cannot stop abruptly." The dogs, according to the police, were said to be large and unresponsive to the officers' calls and whistles, and were reportedly causing a traffic backlog.