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"FRiends of Slick Willie"

(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.

Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...

But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!

Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...

TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!

Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!

Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...

No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!

Leftists know Clinton's not Right...

Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.

Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.

Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...

DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!

I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...

Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.

The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.

Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!

And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!

Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"

Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!

No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.

I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.

The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!

Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...

And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...

Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.

Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!

No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!

Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!

Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

799 posted on 2/8/2003, 6:44:41 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(RATZ're IGNORANT DOLTS...Educate Dems into ThinkingConservatives!!)

Islamofascists SUCK!!

Regards...MUD

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"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"

(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...

Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!

And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...

It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!

The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...

RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!

RATZ scum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"

We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...

And when we do, don't act surprised...

When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, RATZ don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATZ Reject His Faux Populism!!

Until then, the DemocRATZ Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/927423/posts?page=353#353

"Drive!!"

(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")

Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...

RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!!

And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks...

Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!

Reject the Medyuh WHORE'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint,

Shallow Mass Appeal!!

But lately I am beginning to find that I...

Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...

With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!

Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...

RATZ, BEWARE!!!!

Oh yes I...decide to waiver my

Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!

Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...

And Fight Left's WHORE'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!

Right Must Defeat Left's WHORE'd!! Justice seems to be the way...

That Tyranny can be brought down!!

Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that

When we fight to win...God's Light Joins OURS!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...

With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!

Whatever Dem Lib'rals bring, I'll be there...

RATZ, BEWARE!!!!

Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!

RE-IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...

With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!

Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...

RATZ, BEWARE!!!!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim 

(Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/927423/posts?page=368#368

"Thunderous Thighs"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille...

List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...

And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"

And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...

That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!

Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...

Another intern date...

But Bill thought by the time he got there...

She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!

Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...

Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...

Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...

'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...

Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!

And if you're horny and dusty...

'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...

Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!

Well...

Well, Dem Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...

That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...

"Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment...

Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh...

And all Right's dreams will come true!!

Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...

Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...

But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...

'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...

Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!

Now, if you're downright disgusted...

And you're tired of Slick's scam...

Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!

Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...

In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...

He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim

97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Islamofascists SUCK...MUD

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"Dutch's Home!!"

(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits...

RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...

As Sean Hannity raves!!

Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...

Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!

Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!

We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!

RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!

Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!

RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!

Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!!

Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!

Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!

Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!

Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!

At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!

Liberty is always Good!!

It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!!

Dutch, what else can we do now?!!

We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!

'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!

We've got one more chance to seal the deal...

Let's make that City on a Hill!!

Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!

Oh oh...come join our stand!!

Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!

Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!  Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!

Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...

Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!

Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!

Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!

Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...

To where folks, they live in Peace!!

The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!

We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!

But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...

There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!

We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!

Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!!

'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...

RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...

'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!

Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!!

DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

The ObamaNation SUCKS!!

Regards...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1152209/posts?page=710#710

"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!"

(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!!

Sosh'list WHORE'd Right's slayin'...

Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!

DemRATZ are just evil Traitors!!

Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!!

Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...

DemRATZ're FOOLS!!

Fight DemRAT TOOLS!!

Fight Bill Klintoon!!

Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say...

"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"

And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATZ love Tyranny...

Left loathes self-empowerment!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!

Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!

RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)

RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)

Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...

We're FReepin' 'til Socialism's dead!!

Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...

Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!

(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)

FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!!

(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow)

Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!

(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell...

And RATZ Power is reelin'!!

We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...

FReedom is appealing!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!

Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!

RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)

RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)

Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATZ Fools!!

Nation, need you...Reject Left's Tools!!

Nation, we're YOU!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...

We're FReepin' 'til Socialism's dead!!

Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...

Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!

(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)

FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!!

(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow)

Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!

(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)

Mudboy Slim

710 posted on 7/27/2004, 3:22:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

 (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

There has never been a country called Palestine...EVER!!

Islamofascism SUCKS...MUD

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1152209/posts?page=719#719

"'Lurch' Was His Name!!"

(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")

Since the first night of this journey,

I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!

Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...

Formed a Band...play harp and sing!!

The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"

'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!

We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!

Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!

I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...

Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!

Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his friends...

Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!

There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...

Remember...Left is all Red!!

One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!

Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!

'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!

Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!

Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...

Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"

Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...

Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"

We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!

'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!

Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...

Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!

MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemocRAT-Underground!!

Soros' Commies are Marxist SCUM!!

Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!

Reborn humans shall never cower!!

You see...

I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...

He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!

Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...

Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATZ No Shame?!!

FReegards...MUD (06/27/2004)

719 posted on 12/28/2004, 3:53:54 PM by Mudboy Slim

Islamofascism SUCKS!!

The seditious Tucker Qatarlson SUCKS Islamofascist CAULK!!

Regards...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1180854/posts?page=116#116

"BEE-ahhhhtch!!"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")

RightWing's inspired...RATZ can't stand it...

Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!

DemRATZ ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...

Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!

Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment...

Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!

Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...

Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!

Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame...

Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs.

Folks, we shall Devolve Power...

The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATZ butts...we're Right!!

Yeah, we gotta win it, guys...

RATZ try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!

Right's gotta win it, gals...

Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum...

SlixMYbitch...that's Right!!

RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD...

Kerry's the Mark...let's fight!!

Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...

Shot a child in the back...that's Right!!

Folks, RATZ ain't got no shame...

They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWhores!!

Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!

The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATZ butts...we're Right!!

I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!"

Got to Devolve...

Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!

Hey hey hey

Hey hey yeah...

Mudboy Slim

116 posted on 8/9/2004, 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim 

(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)

TraitorJOE STILL SUCKS!!!

Regards...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1180854/posts?page=10#10

"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...

To the Left, they feel no shame!

Been around here fer many long years...

Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!

Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...

Bore our crosses and bore our pain.

Made damn sure our Savior...

Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!

Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!

Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...

When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...

Killed the Czar and his ministers...

As well as any Man who could think!!

They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...

When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!

Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!

Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...

Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!

They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"

While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!

Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...

But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame!!

Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!

Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!

Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!

'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!

While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.

When you see Slick, show due courtesy...

But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!

Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!

Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.

Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.

Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!

Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!

Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!

Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

10 posted on 7/29/2004, 2:39:49 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

England?  France?  Most EU Nations...

Regards...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1180854/posts?page=185#185

"We Are the RightWing!!"

(To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")

Right is the Future...Right is FRee...

Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!!

Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!

Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!!

We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!!

We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!!

But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!

Right gotz soul...like the Gip!!

Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!!

'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!!

Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!!

Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies...

RATZ are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes...

Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!!

We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!!

'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!!

Left's illegitimate scourge of man...

RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny...

FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!

Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!

We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!

And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!!

Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!

A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright...

But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!!

MUD can rap with this KidRock punk...

So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!!

Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"...

And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!!

I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts...

Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!!

Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!!

We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!!

So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush...

Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!!

'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand...

We're a legitimate righteous land!!

RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny...

FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!

Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!

We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!

This World needs patriots liberatin'!!

Liberate US...yeah!!

RATZ ain't nuthin'!!

FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!!

Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!

We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!

This World needs more righteous liberation!!

We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!

And we feed on sweet Justice!!

I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!!

DemRATZ say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines...

Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense...

Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!!

Raisin' Cain on the internet...

NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!!

I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun...

Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!!

DemLib'rals seem so odd...

Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!"

I am the Mudboy, you'll understand...

Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!

Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!!

Right watsta help you...Right's yer future!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!

185 posted on 8/15/2004, 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Views:   1229868" 

The ObamaNation SUCKS!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Views:   1233086"

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"Don't Surrender!!"

(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATZ tyranny's built fer fools...

We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!

We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...

Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!

We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!

So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...

Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...

RATZ retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRATZ faces are mad and cold...

Left's schemes are weak and olde...

We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...

And Right's ready to stand tall again!!

We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...

DemRATZ, they ain't too smart!!

Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...

Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...

"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"

George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!

Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!

We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...

Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...

RATZ say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...

I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...Damn Dem Lib'rals' dread!!

Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...

"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"

George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!

Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

FAFO...MUD

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"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!"

(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...

I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!

We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...

Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!

Oppressin' what's Right...

RATZ want folks on their knees...

Sedition's unwise!!

Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!

Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...

Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...

Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!

Yes, I know...

RATZ LOATHE Liberty...

Right loves bein' FRee...

RATZ LOVE Tyranny...

Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...

Left KILLS...no shame...

Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!

RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!

We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...

Must be bold...good folks...

'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear bein' FRee?!

Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...

'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!

Socialists deny hope...

That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...

Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!

Right shall vote!!

RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!

Right loves bein' FRee!!

RATZ LOVE Tyranny!!

Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!

Right loves bein' FRee!!

WE LOVE LIBERTY!!

Mudboy Slim (06/14/2004)

14 posted on 10/28/2004, 4:55:46 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

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"Our House!!"

(To be sung to CSNY's "Our House")

We'll light the fire...Right's got the Power to Reduce Big Guv'ment today!!

House seats we'll acquire...more Power to devour all Dem Lib'ral poltroons...

Sing fer FReedom...the Right LOATHES Tyranny...spread Liberty!!

FReep with me now...open yer mind...to Mudboy listen...all MUDZ songs are true!!

Hear this lazy tune...Dem Lib'rals, we'll eliminate them...fight Dems, FReepers!!

Talk Right to them...fightin' the Left with Truth...always with Truth!!

Our House is a very conservative House!!

Tom Delay leads the Right...while Hastert provides the might!!

We're legislatin' FReedom 'cuz Right's true...No Fears!!

la, la, lalalala, la la...

Our House is a very Conservative House!!

Eric Cantor's the whip...Right runs a steady ship...

We're legislatin' FReedom 'cuz Right's true...No Fears!!

la, la, lalalala, la la...

Help light the fire...Right's got the Power...RE-IMPEACH Bill Clinton today!!

Mudboy Slim (05/14/2004)

MTG's become a full-fledged NUTJOB!!

Heh heh heh....

Sounds like a plan...

Regards...MUD

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"Hero's Last Letter!!"

(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Soldier's Last Letter")

"I'm fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, ma...

'Cuz Warriors must protect the Meek...

The way Grandpa did, when Hitler was big.

Ma, a terror-less World's what I seek!!"

Played football fer the Phoenix Card'nals...

But games, they must wait 'til we're through!!

We'll arrest bin Laden the first chance we get...

Uncle Sam, he didn't train no damned fools!!

Then that safety, he led his troops into battle...

A stray bullet turned cheers into cries!!

Next, tears came unashamed...for a hero'd been slain...

Country learned that Pat Tillman had died!!

Then our Nation knelt down by our bedsides...

And we prayed, "Lord above hear my plea...

Please protect all the folks who are fightin' fer Right!!

And dear God, keep America FRee!!"

"We're fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, folks....."

Mudboy Slim (5/16/04)

Regards...MUD

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"Holy God is Right!!"

(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")

Kerry lies to hisself...Country must re-find itself!!

Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!!

Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"

DemRATZ're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATZ ain't Right!!

I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!

Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain...

Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Socialism's been shamed!!

All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!

Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!!

Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!

RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!

Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down...when they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm...

George "Dubyuh" Bush shall devolve Power...and the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!

FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do...

RATZ don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!!

It's been so long since Reagan's gone...

Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...

Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment...

'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!!

Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...

"You live with bold passion...US FReepers'll git what we deserve!!"

Hanoi John, he's LYIN'!! Kerry committed war crimes!!

RATZ been takin' but ain't been earnin'...Right's been leeched upon fer long time!!

Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...

We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!

Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!!

Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!

Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!

Hey hey hey...

Mudboy Slim (08/13/2004)

The ObamaNation SUCKS!!!

Marxist Islamofascism SUCKS!!!

Only one dude withstood the pressure to stand for justice...

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

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"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"

(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?

We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.

A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.

Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!

Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!

Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...

Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!

Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...

Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!

Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?

Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.

Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...

Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."

Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!

Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...

Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves Arkancide!!

Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!

Folks, that's all Right, we'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,

Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!

Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...

Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!

Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.

Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now now, Lib'rals...folks, you didn't haveta tyrannize US like you did...

Ya didn't have to tell me, "MUD, yer just a kid."

Hey, there Lib'rals, why d'ya promote FEAR?!

RATZ didn't have to tell folks why Big Guv'ment's grown...

We shouldn't have to deal with whiners...Let US ROLL!!

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?

FReepers'll Fight...we'll whup HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.

Ooh yeah~yeah.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.

Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!! < Whistle!>

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD (10/30/2002)

956 posted on 1/17/2005, 10:17:22 AM by Mudboy Slim 

(Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!)

Regards...MUD

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"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!"

(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...

And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!

Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!

WE MUST FIGHT!! Our Nation's worth savin'!!

Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...

Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...

Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!

And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!

Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!

Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!

Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...

Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!

Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!

Battle fer hearts and minds rages...

We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...

Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...

Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...

Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!

Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!

Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!

Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!

WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!

Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...

New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!

And the People's Power'll be returned at last...

Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim (circa 1999)

165 posted on 11/3/2004, 4:47:23 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(Yep, Lib'rals, Dubyuh's got a FReepin' MANDATE!!)

Canada doesn't deserve to be our 51st State!!

The ObamaNation SUCKS!!

And it's all pretty damned UGLY!!

Islamofascists SUCK CAULK!!

Man of Steely Moral Strength!!

AOC's a ditzy BEE-ahhtch...MUD

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"Waco, Texas!!"

(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...

Was a scary firefight...

Agents, they were slaughtered...

When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!

F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!

Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...

And Left cut the Righteous down!!

RATZ love to abort babies...

Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"

Left loathes Righteousness...RATZ love Commie SCUM!!

F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)

Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)

Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...

And Left's LIES were what really stank!!

Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"

Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!

Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!!

Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...

We'll celebrate our wealth!!

We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!

It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)

Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)

But I know Willie really good...

And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"

Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"

Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!

Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!

Waco, Texas!!

FReegards...MUD (05/08/2004)

Yep...Affluent, White, Female, Leftists (aka AWFLs)!!

Regards...MUD

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"Right-Wing's Got the Passion!!"

(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Talk About the Passion")

Leftist WHOREdz...Socialist Slime...

DemocRATS back-trackin'!!

Empty souls...evil hearts... Slick's lookin' fer some action!!

Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...

Not...everyone Mass-Murders Five Thousand Kosovars!!

Talkin' RE-Impeachment...ahh hunhhh!!

Talkin' Slick's Conviction...

No one cares...Press went South...

Ignorin' RATZ Vile Corruption!!

Sheeple care...we'll vote Right!!

A Cultural Revolution!!

FReepers WIN...Ignore Left's Spin!!

Fight to win this fight!! ...ahhhhh...

RightWing's got the Passion!! ...ahhhh...

Left's Hell shan't kill Our Nation!! ...ahh henh...

Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...

Not...everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...

FReepersUP...DETHRONE Slick!!!

Hunt Slick like a hawk!!

Talkin' Incarceration...

Right's fightin' fer Our Nation!!

Left's Medyuh's self-disgracin'!!

Voting Right's Our Action!!

RightWing's got the Passion!!

RightWing's got the Passion!!

Mudboy Slim (8/29/99)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

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"Muslims"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

When will yer Jihad disappear?!

Arabs...my bro's...

Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"

With good Allah in their souls...

Saudi money...EVIL goals!!

Please explain why our folks died!!

But Muslims...my FRiends...

'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...

Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!

Muslims...we'll still love ya...

Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!

All Left's dreams they were so close...

But they all went up in smoke!!

Let me whisper in yer ear,

"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughter, gently sleep...

Fer yer future Daddy FReeps!!

Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!

And my son...Jacob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...

And there's Honor in our goals!!

Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!

'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...

Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!

We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...

C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!

Allah...Allah?  Ain't it good to be alive?!

Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Psycho-Bitches UNITE!!

Regards...MUD

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"This Blessed Ground!!"

(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...

Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.

Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...

We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...

He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...

This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,

Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!

Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...

Networks treat us like we're fools.

As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,

While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...

Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...

To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...

Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.

Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...

FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"

It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...

To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!

Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!

I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...

Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..

I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom."

And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.

FReegards...MUD

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT

Islamofascism SUCKS!!

Islamofascism SUCKS!!

Make America Great Again...MUD

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19 August 1999

Letters to the Editor

Richmond Times-Dispatch

Box 85333

Richmond, VA 23293

Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie

Fax #(804)775-8090

Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?"

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!

Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The DemocRATZ have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time DemocRATZ have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...

Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemocRATZ, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

 719 posted on 2/20/2003, 12:47:03 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)

Carney's Canada is becoming Beijing's Bitch!!

TraitorJOE Biden SUCKS CAULK!!

GTFO, you nasty Marxist MORONZ!!

Commie Mamdani SUCKS CAULK!!

PM Carney is a Marxist PU$$Y!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...Canada become a joke.

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

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"OUR Promise!!"

(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...

CM works in a rock and roll band,

Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!

We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...

We're Right, THAT I know!!

Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...

We'll follow our dreams just like those RATZ do way up on TeeVee!!

We'll Whup RATZ Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw Dem Sosh'lists' and Communist Freaks!!

Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...

Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!

I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!

But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...

All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...

The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!

Every day, it just seems harder to believe...

The LIES RATZ're believing in!!

Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!

Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...

But somehow French fergot our loss!!

It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...

Of all the liberties we've lost!!

Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!!

BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!

Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATZ say, "NO JUSTICE!!

Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!

We'll Defend the FRee from Dem Sosh'list RATZ...

WHUP Dem HollyWeirdo Stars!!

'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!

FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!

Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games

Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain

Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say

Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

Islamofascists CHEERED on 9/11/01!!

Robert Deniro SUCKS CAULK!!

Regards...MUD

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"Got Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"

(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...

The sky above...and the mud below...

They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by site...

Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...

They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...

"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!

Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...

Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!

The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...

Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz were queer...

Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!

Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...

Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...

Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...

TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!

They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!

They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack...

Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!

At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...

Two dozen children's deathly howls...

One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!

Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!

He owned that Bar and a memory...Media WHORE'd could not erase!!

Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!

Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...

The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...

MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...

One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...

Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO!!

Two Lib'rals who did not know...

How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...

"You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"

Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...

We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!

Slim, that Internet I did make...

Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!!

Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...

Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...

Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.

That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...

The sky above...and the mud below...

"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...

Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...

RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!

Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...

Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!

Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...

Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!

Slick called his Marxist Minions near...

MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D

Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...

Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!

You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!

MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!

Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!

The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...

Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...

That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...

"Clinton RESIGNS...DemocRATZ Implode!!"

Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...

Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.

Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...

Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...

Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...

Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...

The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!

The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!

We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim

 (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/868424/posts?page=1030#1030

"Prosecution...NOW!!!"

(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...

We're kickin' Slick outta town!!

The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...

The FReepers are in town!!!!

We listen to the Maja Rushi...

He's got us in a trance...

One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...

The other's behind his back!!

And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...

They Lurk, therefore, they know...

That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...

As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bil Clinton, he is so sleazy...

"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D

Slick underestimates MUDZ moxie...

MUDZ gonna drive Slick WILD!!!

Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...

The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!

So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...

By Thanksgiving!!"

Mudboy pleaded with the Left...

"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!

Is Slick's Legacy really worth...

Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...

Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?!

They support the Vile Rapist...

So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!

All except fer FoxNewsChannel...

TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...

Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...

Historians shall lay blame!!

And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!

We're singin', "Slick is just MUDZ 'HO!!"

Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right...

Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...

Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...

On her twenty-second birthday...

Her young future's already stained.

To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...

Her mind can't shake Left's bent...

Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...

But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!

'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!!

Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,

"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...

Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!

Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhores...

And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.

Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...

Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...

'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...

MUDZ Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!

You folks may think we can't git Slick...

But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!

Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!

Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh WHORE'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!

Right must wake Dem SHEEPLE up!!

This is no time fer patience...

JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"

Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...

Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...

Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...

Militiamen are kewl!!

We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...

Come and join us, folks...

If you folks care about yer Country...

DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...

DemocRATZ're the Party Fer Elites...

Left's Pantheon of Heroes...

Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!

Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...

In hopes State Power will endure...

Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...

To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!

Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...

"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...

That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...

Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...

Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...

Raged down upon young Elian's home...

Guns aimed at the camera crew!!

Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...

Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!

Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...

With Castro pullin' strings!!

If Liberty's such a hassle...

Tell Dem Socialists to go...

'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...

Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!

The Culture War is "ON!!"

Bold Mudboy is singin',

"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"

And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...

Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...

While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...

She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]

Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...

Victory goes to the BOLD!!

Folks, this Country must rethink how much...

We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Mudboy harpin'.......)

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...

In response to the one Slick wrote...

Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!"

MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!

Them FReepers that I've mentioned...

Slick, I know them, they don't play!!"

Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...

And teach Dem Lib'rals about SHAME!!

Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...

Just save yer excuses, bro...

Help MUD FReep the EX-President...

Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

159 posted on 10/12/2001 4:00 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim