"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."

Source: Black XVI
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
Views: 1355117

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!

How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mudboy Slim

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#6530: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6528)

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"Lib'rals!!"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

 

 

 Lib'rals...my friends...

When will yer hatred disappear?!

Leftists...my bro's...

Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"

With good intents in their souls...

IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!

Please explain why Clinton Lied!!

But Lib'rals...my FRiends...

'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers Fight!!

 

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...

Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!

Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...

MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!

All Left's dreams they were so close...

But they all went up in smoke!!

Let me whisper in Slick's ear,

"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED THIS YEAR!!!"

 

(Haunting keyboard solo)

 

So...daughters, gently sleep...

Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!

Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!

And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

 

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...

And there's Honor in our goals!!

Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!

'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...

Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!

We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you...

C'mon FReepers, Join OUR Fight!!

Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!

Sosh'lists...my friends...you can't say MUD never tried...

 

Revised today...MUD

 

15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

 803 posted on 2/8/2003, 8:04:15 PM by Mudboy Slim

(RATZ're IGNORANT DOLTS...Educate Dems into ThinkingConservatives!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-14 10:04:38   Reply   Private Reply


#6531: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6529)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

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#6532: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6526)

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"South Shall Rise Again!!

(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

 

 


DeepState's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...

Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!!

Our Will shan't bend!! Socialism washed away...

The Evil of Dem Commies...has forced Mudboy to sing.

 

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

 

Justice is our Right...Trump's Party calls...while RINOZ frown...

The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...

But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!!

DemRATZ shall bend...Marx's ConDamnation's Nigh!!

If Left's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

 

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

 

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...

RATZ lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!

Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...

Left says that we should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

 

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

 

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

BTW...The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

 

 

1 posted on 1/15/2002, 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim

 (Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-21 11:50:43   Reply   Private Reply


#6533: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6531)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obviously, he WAS missed, you Marxist MORON!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-21 12:13:19   Reply   Private Reply


#6534: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6532)

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"Come Together!!"

(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

 

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...

We got Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!

We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;

Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Trump's got RATZ on their knees!!

 

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!

Left loves RapistWillie...RATZ kill unborn children!!

Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.

One thing Right must teach Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!

Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

 

DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!

Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!

RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!

Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!

Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

 

Right!! Yo...

 

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Marxists runnin'!!

Next, git Commie Zohran and that bozo Bernie!!

We say, "One and one and one is three!!"

RATZ think Hate's Left's future, but in Jail, RATZ Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!

Come together, Right NOW!! Nation's FREE!!

 

Oh...

Come together...yeah!!

Come together...yeah!!

Come together...yeah!!

Come together...yeah!!

Come together...yeah!!

Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!

Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!

Come together...yeah!!

 

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-21 12:27:12   Reply   Private Reply


#6535: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6533)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-21 12:39:32   Reply   Private Reply


#6536: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6534)

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"Lib'rals!!"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

 

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!

Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!

Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!

Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

 

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!!

Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

 

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!

Left takes more'n half of what I own...

But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!

BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!

Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

 

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!

American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!

Medyuh WHORE'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!

Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

 

White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'

Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!

Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!

 

Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!

But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!

 

Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!

Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!

Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...

 

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!

Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!

Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...

Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!

 

Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!

Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

 

Mudboy Slim

615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-21 12:46:36   Reply   Private Reply


#6537: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6535)

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Islamofascism SUCKS!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

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#6538: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6532)

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"Hussein's BOMBED!!"

(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

 

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

 

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!

Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!

Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATZ Want the World!!

Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!

Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

 

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

 

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...

Folks just want to be left alone!!

Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Iran!!

And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

 

(chorus)

Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.

Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!

Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!

Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

 

(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

 

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,

FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!

Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!

Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

 

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.

Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.

Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!

Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

 

FReegards...MUD

 

2 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:44:37 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-25 10:13:54   Reply   Private Reply


#6539: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6537)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-25 10:36:22   Reply   Private Reply


#6540: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6538)

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"A Farewell to Sleaze!!"

(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")

 

When they write the pages of history...

And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,

Will they write of US with disgust...

For the deeds that we let go?!!

 

We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons...

Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!

Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!

DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!

Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...

Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!

 

The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth...

Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!

Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!

Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!

WHAT'S WRONG?!!

 

Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!

Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!

TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...

Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!

Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!

Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!

 

Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-25 10:42:14   Reply   Private Reply


#6541: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6539)

 

 

 

 

 

We're gonna miss Ol' Ashley...LOL!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-25 11:02:02   Reply   Private Reply


#6542: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6540)

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"Tom Delay!!"

(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Tom Delay, Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Ohahhohh...

Yer the One...to Lead the Right!! Ohahhohh...

RATZ Power We Shall Devolve...Let's Stuff DemLib'rals' talk!!

We'll make Dem Leftists' shrivel...Right's Winning in a Walk!!

Tom Delay...ohahhohh...Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!!

Yer the One...to Champion Rights!! Ooahhohh...

 

(Little guitar jammin')

 

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!

Sen'tor George...boy, you are from Virginia!! Ohahhohh...

Senator...We're the Righteous Right!!

We love how Susan talks...we love yer gawl-durned snuff...

We need some leadership...RightWing's cruisin'...RATZ're losing...LOSING!!

Eric C.!! Wipe them RINOZ from Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..

Guv'ment, son...shall be MINI-sized!!

 

(More guitar jammin')

 

Cantor, bud...Right Must Reject Big Guv'ment!!

Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...

We're the Ones...We're the Shameless Right!!

 

FReegards...MUD

657 posted on 4/25/2004, 12:26:04 AM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-25 11:09:24   Reply   Private Reply


#6543: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6541)

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-25 11:28:30   Reply   Private Reply


#6544: interpreter    To: Mudboy Slim (#6538)

Greetings MUD,

Great toons there.  Do I have permission to use them in my publications? 

I especially like the one about holding the cards in Iran.  I could not have said it better in a thousand words.

Barry Midyet

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#6545: Mudboy Slim    To: interpreter (#6544)

Please copy/paste to your heart's content...Pookie's Toons were meant for sharing...MUD

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#6546: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6538)

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"Shed Powers!!"

(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

 

 

 Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...

Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...

Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!

He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

 

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!

Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!

That's Right...we can Devolve Power to individuals...

Must Devolve Power to the States...

States, Devolve Power to the Counties...

Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

 

Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!!

Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!

Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!

In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

 

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!

Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!

That's Right...we can Devolve Power to individuals!!

Must Devolve Power to the States!!

States, Devolve Power to the Counties!!

Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

 

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

 

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!

Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!

That's Right...we can Devolve Power to individuals!!

Must Devolve Power to the States!!

States, Devolve Power to the Counties!!

Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

 

Mudboy Slim

 

1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

BTW...7/29/2026...22 years to the day!!  This one definitely deserves an update...obviously, Dubyuh failed where Trump is kickin' ass and taking names.

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-29 12:52:34   Reply   Private Reply


#6547: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6543)

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you, Bart...DITTOS!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

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#6548: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6546)

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"Billzabubba!!"

(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")

 

Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent...

Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!

Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!

Network Media, why won't they see?!

Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!

Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!

Ohh, Billzabub!

 

Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely...

Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.

Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...

And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!

Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love their toad!

Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.

Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!

Lord help your soul, but know you shan't go free!

 

Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?!

When the Right rose up and stole your Power...

As the Media watched in horror!

Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...

With Chinese Commie funds...

But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.

Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...

Making time with anyone who'll blow.

Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...

But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!

Woah-oh-oh...

Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...

Except for WHOREaldo and Network TeeVee!

Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!

Resign right now...but know you shan't go free!!!

Ohhh-oh-oh...

 

Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee....

Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...

You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!

 

Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent!

Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!

Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...

But Starr's unravelin' your evil scheme.

Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!

Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!

Hey, Billzabub! Ow!

Woah...Billzabubba!!

 

Mudboy Slim

11 posted on 7/29/2004, 4:03:46 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-29 13:24:29   Reply   Private Reply


#6549: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6547)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IslamoFascism SUCKS!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-29 13:44:12   Reply   Private Reply


#6550: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6548)

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"Eve of Destruction!!"

(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")

 

Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...

RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!

Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...

Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...

'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!

 

Lib'rals tell me...

Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...

Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

 

Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...

Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!!

When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!

Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!

Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!

 

Medyuh tells me...

Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...

Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!

 

Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...

RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...

Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!

Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!!

Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...

All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!

The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!!

 

Sosh'lists tell me...

Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...

Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

 

Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...

Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!

Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...

Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!

Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!

Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!

Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!

 

RATZ tell me...

Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...

Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"

Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...Demands Dem Lib'rals' Destruction!!

 

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-29 13:51:01   Reply   Private Reply


#6551: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6549)

 

 


 

Good riddance!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Computer glitch, my arse...

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dr. Sowell ROCKS!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-07-29 14:13:09   Reply   Private Reply


#6552: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6546)

"Views:  1193085"

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1260264/posts?page=1790#1790

"The FReeper!!"

(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")

 

Ohhh...listen to Doug's story...

 

Right is gettin' stronger, Nation...

Time Big Guv'ment's gone!!

Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'...

Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!!

Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...

When the FReepers sings their songs!!

Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies...

Ahhh...Righteous're strong!!

I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right...

Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!

 

We're strong...we're bright...loathe RATZ...let's win!!

Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!!

The road Left walks is dark and dim...

Don't let DemRATZ lead you towards Left's sin!!

They'll cut a whole baby...

Mods'll stab you in the back...

Reject all those DemocRATZ!!

Truth's more trouble--Medyuh--than Left thinks...

We know Dubyuh, he won't blink!!

Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...

Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!

 

Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...

 

(Powerful guitar jammin')

 

Ohh...they're enemies of yer Liberty...

Killin' people every day...

Ahh...soldiers out to catch Dem sadists...

Freedom's here to stay!!

I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight...

When the FReepers sing their songs!!"

Watch out fer Doug's CD, baby...

Forum's patriot songs!!

 

Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...

Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!!

Said we're gonna stand and fight the fight...

Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!

 

Mudboy Slim (26 January 2006)

1,790 posted on 1/29/2006, 7:59:34 PM by Flora McDonald

 (got teufelhunden?)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-03 09:14:16   Reply   Private Reply


#6553: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6551)

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-03 09:40:07   Reply   Private Reply


#6554: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6552)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1260264/posts?page=1797#1797

"Call Me Extreme!!"

(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Call Me The Breeze")

 

Call me extreme...Lib'rals hate me 'cuz I'm bold.

Yes folks, RATZ call me extreme...Right is such a lonely road.

I'm lookin' fer somebody...help me carry heavy load!!

Ain't been FReepin' forever...but I'm fightin' fer FRee.

Folks, it's time fer chains and fine leather...all Dem Lib'rals are freaks!!

And Right is fightin' 'gainst Dem Leftists...George Dubyuh's fightin' fer me!!

Least that's the way it's supposed to be...

 

(FReakJam ensues)

 

Bush, this ain't no green card nation...Right's gotta enforce the Law!!

RATZ, this ain't no green card nation...Folks gotta obey our laws!!

Well, Right must go win back California...

Fight Left's Power in Georgetowne...

RightWing KNOWS!!

 

(More FReakJammin')

 

Well, I'm tired of empty speeches...Guv'ment keeps right on growin'!!

Folks, Dem RINO Big Guv'ment leeches...Help us FReep!! Fight Dem HO's!!

Sure, Right loathes foes of ol' Dutch Reagan...by Reagan Revolution's strong!!

ModSquad, they call me "extreme"!! RINOZ shun me 'cuz I'm bold!!

Medyuh, they call me "extreme"...RATZ keep killin' Unborn Souls!!

Right's lookin' fer somebody...House shall hear US when we vote!!

Oooh...Slim's Extreme!!

 

Prodigal FReeper (10 March 2006)

1,797 posted on 3/11/2006, 9:44:53 AM by relent_less

 (Strategy for Iraq: Win the War...Win the Peace!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-03 09:47:19   Reply   Private Reply


#6555: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6553)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-03 10:03:32   Reply   Private Reply


#6556: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6554)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1260264/posts?page=1377#1377

"Justa Chi-Com 'HO!!"

(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

 

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...

Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!

Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."

What'd ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!

 

You used to...prance about...

Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.

Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...

Now they don't seem so proud...

About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!

How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!

Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!

Justa Prison Drone!!!

 

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...

Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...COOKED IN 'EM!!

You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...

And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!

You say you never told them lies...

Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...

We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...

Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!

Now, you say, "Do WE want to...Make A Deal?!!"

I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!

To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...

Do ya hear me NOW?! Yer just a Chi-Com 'HO!!!

 

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...

On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.

Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...

Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!

You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...

Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...

Ain't it hard...when you discover that...

You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!

Tell me, Slick, what'cha want fer yer last meal?!!

HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...

Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeperZone!!

Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

 

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...

They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!

Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...

Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...

They don't take kindly to RAPE!!

You used to be...so amused...

At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...

Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!

Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"

Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!!

HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!

To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!

Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

 

(Sweet harp to fade)

 

Mudboy Slim

 

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 

DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE. 

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. 

1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim 

(Impeach@gain.harder!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-03 10:14:10   Reply   Private Reply


#6557: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6555)

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-03 10:27:05   Reply   Private Reply


#6558: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6556)

"Views:  1195786"

"That's The Way"

(Written and Performed By Led Zeppelin)

I don't know how I'm gonna tell you

I can't play with you no more

I don't know how I'm gonna do what mama told me

My friend, the boy next door


I can't believe what people saying

You're gonna let your hair hang down

I'm satisfied to sit here working all day long

You're in the darker side of town


And when I'm out, I see you walking

Why don't your eyes see me?

Or could it be you've found another game to play

What did mama say to me


That's the way

Oh, that's the way it ought to be, yeah-yeah

Mama say that's the way it ought to stay

Yeah-yeah


Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh


And yesterday I saw you standing by the river

And weren't those tears that filled your eyes

And all the fish that lay in dirty water dying

Had they got you hypnotized?


And yesterday I saw you kissing tiny flowers

But all that lives is born to die

And so I say to you that nothing really matter

And all you do is stand and cry


I don't know what to say about it

When all your ears have turned away

But now's the time to look and look again at what you see

Is that the way it ought to stay?


That's the way

That's the way it ought to be, oh, don't you know now

Mama said, mama said that's the way it's gonna stay

Yeah, oh


Oh-oh-oh

Pre...MUD  

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 15:19:51   Reply   Private Reply


#6559: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6556)

"Views:  1195786"

"That's The Way"

(Written and Performed By Led Zeppelin)

I don't know how I'm gonna tell you

I can't play with you no more

I don't know how I'm gonna do what mama told me

My friend, the boy next door


I can't believe what people saying

You're gonna let your hair hang down

I'm satisfied to sit here working all day long

You're in the darker side of town


And when I'm out, I see you walking

Why don't your eyes see me?

Or could it be you've found another game to play

What did mama say to me


That's the way

Oh, that's the way it ought to be, yeah-yeah

Mama say that's the way it ought to stay

Yeah-yeah


Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh


And yesterday I saw you standing by the river

And weren't those tears that filled your eyes

And all the fish that lay in dirty water dying

Had they got you hypnotized?


And yesterday I saw you kissing tiny flowers

But all that lives is born to die

And so I say to you that nothing really matter

And all you do is stand and cry


I don't know what to say about it

When all your ears have turned away

But now's the time to look and look again at what you see

Is that the way it ought to stay?


That's the way

That's the way it ought to be, oh, don't you know now

Mama said, mama said that's the way it's gonna stay

Yeah, oh


Oh-oh-oh

Pre...MUD  

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 15:19:58   Reply   Private Reply


#6560: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6557)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FWIW...Spain will NEVER recover from Mass Illegal Immigation!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 15:43:30   Reply   Private Reply


#6561: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6558)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1260264/posts?page=75#75

"Power: Bring It!!"

(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")

 

Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!!

With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.

I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!

It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!

Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!

Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!

 

Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!!

Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!

So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...

And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...

We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!

 

Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!!

Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"

But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...

Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!

Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!

 

Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!!

Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!

Tyranny endures when good men dither...

We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!

RE-IMPEACH RATZ Number One, send Slick to prison!!

 

Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 15:50:19   Reply   Private Reply


#6562: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6560)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cousin-F***ER ALERT!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

DITTOS!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 16:09:11   Reply   Private Reply


#6563: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6561)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1260264/posts?page=79#79

"Fightin' Side of MUD!!"

(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Fightin' Side of Me")

I hear sheeple talkin' bad...

'Bout the FReedoms we enjoy here in this Country.

Ranting 'gainst the Noble Right...

And whinin' 'cuz prescriptions just ain't FRee!!

But I don't like Slick's Arkancides...

RATZ're slanderin' Good things I believe in.

When Left undermines our soldiers, men,

They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me!!

Left's walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!

Tearin' down our way of life...

Those Righteous dreams we've fought and died to keep!!

If you don't love it, LEAVE IT!!

Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...FReedom's dawnin'!!

If yer runnin' down my Country, RATZ...

Yer walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!

 

I read about Dem Lib'ral guys...

Who claim there ain't no reason fer fightin'!!

Left thinks Tyranny's NOT Wrong...

And third-world folks should fergit 'bout bein' FRee!!

RATZ love to take yer money...

To create a dependent way of living.

But Left's tearin' down OUR County, folks,

They're walkin' on the fightin' side of ME!!

 

Left's walkin' on the wimpy side of FRee...

Tearin' down our way of life...

RATZ arrogance is really botherin' ME!!

If you don't like it, LEAVE IT!!

Let this song MUDZ singin' be yer warning!!

If yer just a Fool Fer Tyranny,

Yer IGNORANCE I'm fightin' fer the FRee!!

 

Slick's walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!

RATZ degrade our way of life...

They're STOOOPID t'wits whose jobs they whine to keep!!

So, if you love it, FReep IT!!

Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...but I'll warn you...

If yer votin' fer John Kerry, man,

Yer spittin' in the face of our military!!

 

Mudboy Slim (5/15/04)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 16:15:59   Reply   Private Reply


#6564: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6562)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-06 16:33:00   Reply   Private Reply


#6565: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6558)

"Views:   1202014"

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/770570/posts?page=8#8 

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"

(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

 


The King of Lyin' smugly bows...

"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...

"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...

Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

 

Has the Right lost its mind?!

DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE'd!!

Lib'rals kill with great delight...

The Right must fight this War...

Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...

Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!

Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...

Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

 

Hey...RATZ gotta wonder...

How far protectin' Slick they'll go!

Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...

To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!

The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...

"Preserve Equal Justice!!"

Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...

'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!

This Country is worth the fight...

Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!

Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...

The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...

Fear is Dem Lib'rals' Plight...

Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!

This World is filled with Good and Bad...

How shall our children know?!

Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

 

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...

Bold FReepers taught me so...

Fine time fer an uprise...

RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!

The Pain of War cannot exceed...

Waco's burnt stench of Death!!

Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...

Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!

Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...

VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!

No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...

Our Might'll transform the World!!

Dance with the FReepin' Right...

Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!

History looms...be Strong and Bold...

We'll bring True Justice back!!

Bring it back...

 

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...

At Guv'ment small and nice.

We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...

Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!

Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

 

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

 

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...

Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...

Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!

Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

 

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim

 (The Anti-Clinton!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-11 09:22:03   Reply   Private Reply


#6566: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6564)

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good riddance, you gerbil-arsed Marxist MFer!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-11 09:44:16   Reply   Private Reply


#6567: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6565)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/770570/posts?page=193#193

"What Good Am I?!!"

(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")

 


What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?

If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...

If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...

What...good...am...I?!

 

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?

'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?

Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!

Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

 

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!

Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?

When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...

What...good...am...I?!

 

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!

FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!

Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!

Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or WE'LL RE-IMPEACH!!!

 

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?

If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!

Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!

I...would...rather...fight!!

 

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim

(Clinton@in't.completin'.his.term!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-11 09:51:27   Reply   Private Reply


#6568: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6566)

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-11 10:06:47   Reply   Private Reply


#6569: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6567)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1260264/posts?page=822#822

"American Lib'rals!!"

(To be sung to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

 

Unnhhh!!!

 

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!

Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!

Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal WHORE'd,

Don't want you to regulate no more!

I got more important things to do...

Than waste my time hatin' life with you!

"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!

DemocRAT jackass, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

 

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!

Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...

Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...

Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...

Public Ed can stupidify,

But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!

"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!

Femi-nazis, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

 

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!

Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!

Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...

Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...

We don't need your welfare schemes...

We don't need your class enmity!

Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...

The Right will just convict his spies!!

Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!

American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

 

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!

We're gonna nail ya, :Lib'rals! We'll IMPEACH ya, Clinton!

Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!

You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!

Gotta look Slick right in the eye,

Tell'im what he's gotta do,

"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"

Bill resigns by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!

Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!

 

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

 

Mudboy Slim (07/25/1999)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-11 10:13:29   Reply   Private Reply


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Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-11 10:33:47   Reply   Private Reply


#6571: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6565)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/829418/posts?page=9#9

"Neighborhood Bully" by Bob Dylan

Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man,

His enemies say he's on their land.

They got him outnumbered about a million to one,

He got no place to escape to, no place to run.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

The neighborhood bully just lives to survive,

He's criticized and condemned for being alive.

He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin,

He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land,

He's wandered the earth an exiled man.

Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn,

He's always on trial for just being born.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized,

Old women condemned him, said he should apologize.

Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad.

The bombs were meant for him.

He was supposed to feel bad.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim

That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him,

'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back

And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

He got no allies to really speak of.

What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love.

He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied

But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace,

They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease.

Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly.

To hurt one they would weep.

They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

Every empire that's enslaved him is gone,

Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon.

He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand,

In bed with nobody, under no one's command.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

Now his holiest books have been trampled upon,

No contract he signed was worth what it was written on.

He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth,

Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

What's anybody indebted to him for?

Nothin', they say.

He just likes to cause war.

Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed,

They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed.

He's the neighborhood bully.

 

What has he done to wear so many scars?

Does he change the course of rivers?

Does he pollute the moon and stars?

Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill,

Running out the clock, time standing still,

Neighborhood bully.

 

Copyright © 1983 Special Rider Music

19 posted on 01/25/2003 11:13 AM EST by Jack Black

9 posted on 1/25/2003, 12:35:23 PM by Mudboy Slim

 (RATZ got NO GRAVITAS!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 09:18:31   Reply   Private Reply


#6572: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6571)

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The DemocRATZ Party is 100% dependent upon Federal Corruption to survive!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Vast, LeftWing Media WHORE'd SUCKS...MUD

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 09:42:54   Reply   Private Reply


#6573: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6571)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/829418/posts?page=897#897

"INDICT Willie!!"

(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

 

 

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...

'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"

I know y'all think World'll never know...

But wont'cha help this FReep along...

And seee-eeeng with ME...

"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

 

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy WHORE'd!!!!

Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!

BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...

I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

 

Country's heard too many lies...

MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...

Uncoverin' all Dem Chinese Spies...

Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

 

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...

Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!

CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...

FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

 

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

 

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...

Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!

The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...

Left can take their "worries" now...

Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

 

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!

Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!

INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...

I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

 

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!

Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!

INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...

I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...the Syntaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD (10/21/2001)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 09:48:28   Reply   Private Reply


#6574: Mudboy Slim    To: Mudboy Slim (#6571)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/829418/posts?page=897#897

"INDICT Willie!!"

(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

 

 

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...

'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"

I know y'all think World'll never know...

But wont'cha help this FReep along...

And seee-eeeng with ME...

"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

 

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy WHORE'd!!!!

Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!

BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...

I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

 

Country's heard too many lies...

MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...

Uncoverin' all Dem Chinese Spies...

Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

 

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...

Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!

CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...

FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

 

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

 

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...

Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!

The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...

Left can take their "worries" now...

Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

 

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!

Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!

INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...

I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

 

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!

Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!

INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...

I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...the Syntaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD (10/21/2001)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 09:53:15   Reply   Private Reply


#6575: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6572)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's one nasty-looking Human!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 10:12:07   Reply   Private Reply


#6576: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6574)

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/829418/posts?page=799#799

"FRiends of Slick Willie"

(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

 

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.

Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.

Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...

But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!

Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...

TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

 

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!

Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!

Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...

No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!

Leftists know Clinton's not Right...

Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

 

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.

Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.

Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...

DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!

I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...

Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

 

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.

The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.

Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!

And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

 

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!

Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"

Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!

No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.

I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

 

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

 

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.

The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!

Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...

And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

 

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...

Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.

Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!

No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!

Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!

Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

 

Mudboy Slim

799 posted on 2/8/2003, 6:44:41 PM by Mudboy Slim 

(RATZ're IGNORANT DOLTS...Educate Dems into ThinkingConservatives!!)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 10:19:49   Reply   Private Reply


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Islamofascists SUCK!!

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-14 10:38:18   Reply   Private Reply


#6578: Mudboy Slim    To: All (#6572)

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https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/927423/posts?page=13#13

"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"

(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

 

 

 

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...

Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!

And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...

It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

 

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

 

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!

The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...

RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!

RATZ scum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

 

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

 

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

 

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

 

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"

We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...

And when we do, don't act surprised...

When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

 

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!

Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!

I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...

We can't let Slick git away!!

Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!

We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!

In their hearts, RATZ don't like RAPE!!

 

Mudboy Slim

 

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATZ Reject His Faux Populism!!

Until then, the DemocRATZ Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

 

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

 

Quite Sincerely...MUD

 

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-20 09:37:51   Reply   Private Reply


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Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-08-20 10:09:53   Reply   Private Reply