These effete little pricks are the prototypical DeeCeeRATZ!!

Regards...MUD

"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!"
(To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")

Libs, it's time to make a change...
Check the facts...Dems are sleazy!!
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer town!!
If you must, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!

All Left cares about is Power, RATZ corruption does not please US!!
RATZ're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!

Libs, please let Mudboy explain...
Face the Truth, reject Dems' Lib'ral spin!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?!
We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!

(Nice little guitar breakout)

Libs, it's time you make a change...
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer town!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!

Righteous right, fight with pride...
FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!!
Fight's hard...so Dem Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
We know...DemRATZ don't know!!

Mudboy Slim

122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

The ObamaNation SUCKS!!

Good for Sen. Fetterman!!

Marxist MORONZ are the Bane of America!!

Regards...MUD

"Let's Be Bold!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")

Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right...
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATZ know...

Liberty saves yer soul!!
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

RATbotz defend Treason...the Left has lost its mind...
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
FRiends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand yer Post?!

Liberty saves yer soul!!
FReedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

(BigMan on guitar...)

Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do...
Whup RATZ a$$ and foolish twits shall learn our meaning!!
Our kids shall learn MUDZ tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!

Liberty saves yer soul!!
FReedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbotz scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Liberty saves yer soul!!
FReedom's awesome, good God knows!!
Media's scum, RATZ hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Regards...MUD

"Massachusetts Dweeb!!"
(To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")

(Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar)

Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees...
Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!!
Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!!
John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!!
Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!!
RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!!
Vote 'gainst Dem RATZ Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!

Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee...
Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!!
This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand...
Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!"
John Edwards thinks he's pretty...Dem RATZ whimper and whine!!
Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!

(CM and BigMan jammin' guitars)

We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUDZ tunes're groovin' on-line...
Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!!
Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

Regards...MUD

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my friends...
When will yer Hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my friends...
'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting guitar solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

(Sax solo...)

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my friends...you can't say MUD never tried...

Mudboy Slim (11/16/2002)

F*** Dr. Fauci!!

Lotsa lovin' in Prison, dude...

Regards...MUD

"White House del Clintonia!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair,
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!

There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia!!
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Marxists sleeping here."

Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent,
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!

So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!"
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White House del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chi-Com spies!!"

Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!

Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like Dem WHORE'dz...
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"

We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...

FReegards...MUD (circa 1998)

598 posted on 12/8/2004, 4:51:15 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...

Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocents in Kosovo!!
Left feels, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ should be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
Dem Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RATZ Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim (07/09/1999)

577 posted on 12/4/2004, 8:51:26 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Regards...MUD

"US Country Folks Shall Survive!!"
(Hank Williams, Jr.)

The preacher man says its the end of time
And the Mississippi River shes a goin dry
The interest is up and the stock markets down
And you only get mugged if you go down town

I live back in the woods you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun a rifle and a four wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Chorus
Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
Cause when them ole boy raised on shotgun
We say grace and we say ma'am

(riff)

If you ain't into that we don't give a damn

We came from the West Virginia coal mines
And the Rocky Mountains and the Western Skies
And we can skin a buck we can run a trout line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name just Hillbilly
My GrandPa taught me to live off the land
And his taught him to be a business man
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway Nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switch blade knife
For forty three dollars my friend lost his life
I'd love to spit some Skoal Longcut in that dudes eye
And shoot em' with my ole 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Chorus
Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
Cause when them ole boy raised on shotgun
We say grace and we say ma'am

Were from North California and South Alabam
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck and run a trout line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Country boy can survive
Country folks can survive....

Pre...MUD

380 posted on 11/23/2001, 12:27:39 PM by Mudboy Slim

Stooopid IS as Stoopid does...

Regards...MUD

"Black's FReepers!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")

All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night...
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!

Ignore Left's spin...Dem Medyuh fools Libtardz!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATZ?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!

FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe...
Right we trust...gonna whoop RATZ Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATZ down!!

Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!

You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!

Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-20 10:19:56 ET

Gerrymandering SUCKS!!
However, DemocRATZ have been doing it for decades...
Right's tired of turning the other cheek!!

Regards...MUD

"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like Good Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...Yer Evil Reign is Done!!
We'll make Dem Sheeple know yer Chi-Com SCUM!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't ClintonButtBoys done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick in CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...see Equal Justice is DONE!!!
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You shouldda RESIGNED, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUDZ got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all Meek Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

Regards...MUD

"Pennsylvania Ave.!!"
(To be sung to Heart's "Cherry Blossom Road")

Covid-freak has come and gone...
Right sees November comin' on!!
T. MacAuliffe cannot win...
Lord, I want, though, ANWR drillin' soon begin.
Screw the Media and DeeCeeRATZ...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!!

Folks, Left's Effete...but Right is Good!!
We'll cut Big Guv'ment 'cuz we should!!
Right scoffs at Leftist Media fears...
Liars tell us, "When you need it, BigBrother'll be there!!"
Don't give yer future to Dem RATZ!!
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave...ooooh, yea!!

Good folks, let's WIN!!
Just reject Dem RAT-WHORE'dz!! Forsake RATZ spin!! Yeah...
Just walk away from Lib'rals. (Rock with me!!)
Just walk away from Marxists. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with MUD!!)
Oooh, yeah...

(music stops)

Now, in my Richmond city home...
We ain't slaves like DemRATZ drones!!
Right knows Reaganism lives today.
And I know that "We Shall Drill, REJECT Left's Stain!!"
Let's change it, 'cuz Right rejects RATZ...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!! Oh Ya!

GO VOTE!! We'll win!! Folks, forsake Dem RAT-WHORE'dz!!
Reject Left's spin, just walk away from Lib'rals (rock with me).
Walk away, RINOZ, (rock with me),
Walk away, (rock with MUD)....

Mudboy Slim (11 May 2008)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-09 11:28:32 ET

Regards...MUD

"TraitorJOE!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

TraitorJOE, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATZ wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

TraitorJOE...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer Marxist RAT LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
TraitorJOE, what makes yer brain sooo STOOOPID?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer excuses...were just feckless LIES!!
We loathe the way Left mocks...and all RATZ victim-talk!!
We want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, EWE are losing...LOSING!!

TraitorJOE, we're oppose
d to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh.. We object...to yer DeeCee CRIMES!!

(More guitar jammin')

TraitorJOE...Prez'dents should guard our Borders!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(EWE) Don't deserve...to stay in our White House!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 4/26/2004, 10:38:20 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2022-01-26 17:23:26 ET

Regards...MUD

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All Dem lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see Dem Senators Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming?
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire OUR Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Press write about US prove they're Slick's WHORE'd!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But RATZ'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Defeat Left's Scum!!

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

364 posted on 1/10/2002, 10:59:40 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"RightWing's Passionate!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")

RightWing's passionate!!
Mudboy's livin' like he talks...
Righteous dreamin' now!!
Syntaurz goin' to the top!!
RATZ are negative...
Love fer Guv'ment never stops!!
Learn it, you FOOLS!!
Yearn Liberty!!
Lib'rals are TOOLS!!

Ain't YOU loving it?!
RATZ shall never git enuff of Slim!!
Truth is everything...
Folks, Mudboy never stops!!
Come learn the Truth!!
Freedom AIN'T free!!
Help teach our YOUTH!!

Fight on, righteous soldiers...
Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!!
And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!"
Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!!
Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!!
Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM...
RATZ are not free!!

(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)

Welfare makes folks prisoners...
Mudboy's working from his truck...
Cleaned up fer public display.
MUD looks at those around me...
And shares that, "We're all free..."
MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!

Are you SCAIR'T of MUD?
Do you wish that Slim would stop?
Does Truth bother you?!
Do you LIKE when you are mocked?!
Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!!
Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!!
MUDZ working fer FREE!!
I'm sportin' the Truth!!
Let's WHUP Tyranny!!

Take US home, BigMan...

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-02 16:52:34 ET

Generational In-Breeding will do a number on your IQ!!

Is that dude STILL pretending to be a chick?!

Regards...MUD

"WAR!!"
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War defends our Freedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
Freedom...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Left is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!

War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our Freedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

Mudboy Slim (1 June 2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-06 19:45:50 ET

Regards...MUD

"Behind Left's Lies!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUDZ Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Justice...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame TOOLZ!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst RATZ Evil...
None of MUDZ Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUDZ Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUDZ only...
Slim's GOAL is Justice...fer Tyranny!!
(eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUDZ NO TOOL!!
Networks smile, sell me their bad news...
Still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...
Strap yer fingers roun' MUDZ throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Marxists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be RATZ bad man...
Don't be a mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD

40 posted on 1/17/2002, 2:59:46 AM by Mudboy Slim

DemocRATZ have ALWAYS been the Party of Racism!!

Obviously TRUE...Hitler was a DemocRATic Socialist!!

Regards...MUD

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...
Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can?!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"

Slick said, "I WILL!!"

(Guitar Jammin'...Big-Time!!)

You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com WHOREz...TREASON stand!!

Willie, you're a simple, PowerHungry man...
You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Slickz@frickin.lout)

Gotta LOVE it!!

Gary Larsen ROCKS!!

Regards...MUD

"Black is Back!!"
(To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")

Black is back...
I want my Nation back.
We say, "Let's pray.
Guv'ment, go away!!"
Oh-oh, what can we do??
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' screwed!!

If RATZ have their way,
Freedoms stripped away.
Big Guv'ment's not Right...
Reject the Network spin-in-in...
Oh-oh, what can we do?!!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' screwed!!

[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's "ALL" we'll lose!!
Marxists are wrong!!!
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!

Bad is bad,
Dem Marxists are so sad.
Let's fight fer Right...
Let us find peace of mind.
Oh oh. what can I do?!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.

[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong!!!
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!

Black is back...
We want OUR Nation back.
It's grey, it's grey,
More taxes ain't The Way!!
Oh-oh, what can we do?!
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...

Mudboy Slim (22 November 2008)

FAFO...duhhh!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Right-Wing's Got the Passion!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Talk About the Passion")

Leftist WHOREdz...Socialist Slime...
DemocRATZ back-trackin'!!
Empty souls...evil hearts...
Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone Mass-Murders Five Thousand Kosovars!!

Talkin' RE-Impeachment...ahh hunhhh!!
Talkin' Slick's Conviction...
No one cares...Press went South...
Ignorin' Swamp's Vile Corruption!!
Sheeple care...we'll vote Right!!
A Cultural Revolution!!

FReepers WIN...Ignore Left's Spin!!
Fight to win this fight!! ...ahhhhh...
RightWing's got the Passion!! ...ahhhh...
Left's Hell shan't kill OUR Nation!! ...ahh henh...

Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
Mudboy Slim...DETHRONE Slick!!!
Hunt Slick like a hawk!!

Talkin' Incarceration...
Right's fightin' fer Our Nation!!
Left's Medyuh's self-disgracin'!!
Voting Right's OUR Action!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!

Mudboy Slim (8/29/99)

Updated today...MUD

21 posted on 2/14/2002, 12:25:35 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Ripple!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")

If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?

I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken...
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!

Ripples from Whitewater...
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no souls!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."

Bill must be told...to take the highway...
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals will follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!

Ripples from Whitewater...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, we know the way...we shall take US home!!

La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...

Mudboy Slim (8/17/98)

Awesome!! A RINO Hunt in the GOP Primaries!!

Regards...MUD

"The American Battle Hymn" - Anthem of Operation Noble Eagle"
(To be sung to The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword,
His truth is marching on.

CHORUS: Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on.

I saw the gleaming Towers when the Beast came crashing in;
I swore our foes would reap the bitter harvest of their sin;
For the light shall conquer darkess and the just will surely win,
When God is marching on!

(CHORUS)

Now hear the cries of anguish of the innocents assailed;
Recall the fallen rescuers that all mankind has hailed;
We'll show those who'd destroy us just how badly they have failed,
When we go marching on!

(CHORUS)

We felt the righteous anger as the tragic story broke;
I glimpsed the devil's countenance there grinning in the smoke;
But the evil have no inkling of the anger they provoke,
And we go marching on!

(CHORUS)

The serpents danced in joy at this sad chapter that they wrote;
With our warriors upon them we shall see if they still gloat;
As now the cry for vengeance springs from every patriot's throat,
So we go marching on!

(CHORUS)

The brave Australians quickly swore they'd join us in the ranks;
Yes Canada and Britain said "We'll both stand by the Yanks!";
And the free men of the future shall forever owe them thanks,
Let's all go marching on!

(CHORUS)

I see the quiet anger of the soldier in the field;
Until we've won our vict'ry the Marines shall never yield;
See our sailors and our airmen and the mighty sword they wield,
As one we're marching on!

This song was written by an American servicemen shortly after the attack and is floating around military circles right now. I think we need more like this to bolster public morale and support for our efforts.

Hopefully this song will also do something to bolster the warrior spirit of those who'll be put to the test.

Can't believe I missed this last Fall...MUD

70 posted on 2/16/2002, 10:34:19 PM by Mudboy Slim

Awesome...a Marxist, anti-American Pope from America!!

Regards...MUD