Regards...MUD

The Best is Yet to Come...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis DeeCee that spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but WeThePeople shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Grand Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Kamala down!!
Listen to what Tucker's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that Dem Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Tim Walz' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is Don Trump!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Funeral for a Friend"
(Performed by Elton John)

The roses in the window box have tilted to one side
Everything about this house was born to grow and die
Oh, it doesn't seem a year ago to this very day
You said, "I'm sorry, honey, if I don't change the pace
I can't face another day"

[Chorus]
And love lies bleedin' in my hands
Oh, it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playin' rock and roll, and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you, so I split the band
Love lies bleedin' in my hands

I wonder if those changes have left a scar on you
Like all the burnin' hoops of fire that you and I passed through
You're a bluebird on a telegraph line, I hope you're happy now
Well, if the wind of change comes down your way, girl
You'll make it back somehow
See upcoming rock shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists

[Chorus]
And love lies bleedin' in my hands
Oh, it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playin' rock and roll, and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you, so I split the band
Love lies bleedin' in my hands

[Instrumental Break...Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
And love lies bleedin' in my hands
Oh, it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playin' rock and roll, and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you, so I split the band
Love lies bleedin' in my hands

[Outro]
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Love lies bleedin' in my hands
Ooh-hoo! Ooh-hoo! Ooh-hoo!
Ooh-hoo! Ooh-hoo! Ooh-hoo!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Pre...MUD

431 posted on 11/14/2002, 12:44:42 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"LIARS!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")

All Right!! Now dig this, Country...

Swamp don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATZ are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT Dem Marxist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUDZ choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick shall learn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Swamp's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUDZ talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUDZ Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUDZ Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

253 posted on 11/3/2002, 5:22:09 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RATZ WHORE'd!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, RAT Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
MUD'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought Slick Willie's BRO...
And stole away, oh, so far away, RAT-"PUNK" McAuliffe's SOUL!!
MAC- AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! PUNK stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Slick wishes he was still McLowlife's meme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is RED...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

Let's Roll...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea...
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT

You know Barry Hussein Soetoro got paid for his Islamo-fascist Advocacy...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Regards...MUD

"Freedom"

Our forefathers knew so well
that slavery is a living hell
so they set out to be free
to make this a land of liberty

It took awhile to get it right
did it cause the North and South to fight?
even then we were not all free
on that we can all agree

We were warned to be vigilant and wise
for enemies will come in disguise
our freedom their lives have bought
beware! beware! of alien thought

We were fortunate to have such men
as Franklin, Henry and Jefferson
Washington, Lincoln, John Hancock
those of Boston at the dock

Ah, liberty! What a delicious word
their pursuit was superb
their honor was not for sale
proof of that was Nathan Hale

There were others who guided our way
against those "who are beasts of prey”
never before in the history of man
were all men free in a single land

Copyright (c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
October 5, 1980

Great job, my FRiend...MUD

727 posted on 2/20/2003, 4:37:48 PM by Mudboy Slim
(These Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)

Sorry, but TraitorJOEZ got man-boobs, too!!

Regards...MUD

"Ripple"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")

If my words did flow...from the radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on the EEE-EYE-BEE...
Would you hear my views...comin' thru the music?!
Would you hold them near...as if they were your own?!

I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken.
Perhaps, they're better...left unsung. (lol)
Yes, I know...you don't really care.
But, FReeper songs'll...soon fill the air!

Ripples from WhiteWater...
If you feel no sense of loss...you have no soul!!
Raise up your voice...tell folks why you're angry!
All our Nukes were sold...Cold War starts a-gain!!
Let it be known...seek Justice for Clinton...
'Cuz we have Laws...we'll CONVICT this "man"!

Bill must be told...to take the highway!
Take it! Be Gone! And we'll make it Right!
And once Slick goes, Left's Cadre will follow...
Justice demands...they're all sent Home!

Ripples from White Water...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
Yes, you can choose...to keep your silence...
But once Slick falls...you're all alone!
Folks, we must stand...against Bill's TREASON...
Yes, we'll find a way...Prison's Left's Traitor's HOME!!

La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...

Mudboy Slim (6/29/99)

Regards...MUD

"FReeper Jim!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")

Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down...
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' FReeper Jim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!

Look out...Look out...fer FReeper Jim!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!

I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive.
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once we git us some airtime, we'll sing you straight to Hell!!

Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wretches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that FReeper Jim's in town!!

Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!

FReegards...MUD

311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

839 posted on 3/13/2003, 6:52:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")

Regards...MUD

"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")

We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!

We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like Dem Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!

CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATZ race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!

Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATZ is MUDZ Righteous Dream!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!

We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!

Mudboy Slim

410 posted on 12/09/2002 2:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Obama Tune!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")

Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Barry, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv?
Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln?
Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!!
If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!

Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!!
Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch?
If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!
COME ON!!

Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!!
Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!
COOL?!!

If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!
COOL?!!

Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

No wonder DemRATZ are so STOOOPID...70% still trust the RAT-media!!

Regards...MUD

"American Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

Unnhhh!!!

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal WHORE'd,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
We got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Femi-NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Prosecution...NOW!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of Dem Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They Lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D
Slick underestimates MUDZ moxie...
MUDZ gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
By Thanksgiving!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUDZ 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUDZ Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh WHORE'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
DemocRATZ're the Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell Dem Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Mudboy harpin'.......)

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!"
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

Regards...MUD

"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool...
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, EX-Prez'dent's a Sham...
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold Bill's critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain...
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Left Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies...
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried...
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say,
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"

FReegards...MUD

999 posted on 4/2/2003, 7:50:29 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The DemocRAT Party Prefers Authoritarianism to FReedom...THAT's UN- American!!)

Regards...MUD

"Got Issues!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Got Issues")

Got issues, how I wish you saw...
Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Votes fer lies and RATZ LeftWing Cause...
What's a word like "fair"?!
Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and...
What's the word on Harris?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!

Patriots, we must stand tall...
Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!!
Callin' all folks like myself...
To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz...
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!

(nice guitar break)

MUDZ "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall...
Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!!
Leftists lies since Viet Nam, but...
Trust the words I share...
Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons...
What's the word on Harris? Left's sosh'list fool!!

Ain't jokin' 'cuz JOE broke the law...
Left ain't Right...RATZ gotta fall!!
Oughtta FReep...answer the call...
Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!!
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!

(sweet guitar pickin')

Got issues, how I wish you saw...
Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause...
RightWing World ain't scary!!
Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!!
RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!!
FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!

FReegards...MUD

654 posted on 12/21/2004, 1:14:23 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"THE LEFT'S DISTORT!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")

Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin',
Where sleazy politics permeates the air.
He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee...
Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!

Moscow was a place people were dying...
Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!!
Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie...
Seeking meek folks to rule or a place to HIDE!!!

Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life...
Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!!
He calls it Paradise, I don't know why...
Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!

Then the BureaucRATZ oozed down into the District...
With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!!
Where the petty people play, hungry for power,
Mandate their evil ways, to give them things to do!!

Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em...
Paid off a bunch of DemocRATZ and the Media, they bought it!!
And they called it Paradise, the place to be...
Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!

You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground...
Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago.
We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!"
We'll raze the Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!

We will provide the grand design...Yours is yours and mine is mine!!
We tried Left's Socialist ways for years...It's time we end their Rule via Fear!
Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds...
They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!

But you can see us there each Sunday mornin'...
Stand up and sing about what it's like up there!
We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why...
"GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS BILL GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

559 posted on 10/31/2003, 3:44:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Regards...MUD

"Stop it Now"

America is sliding fast,
It’s time for us to save her.
We’re letting people from outside,
Cripple and enslave her.
Illegals from a thousand lands,
Just walk across our borders.
It’s time to say, “We’ve had Enough”,
And issue our new orders.
Stop the waste and give aways,
To those who have no right.
To be here in the first place,
This problem we must fight.
I’m sure you know we have no choice,
Our Government is lame.
Republicans and Democrats,
Have now become the same.
So what I ask from each of you,
Get up out of that chair.
Write or call your public servants,
Your vote put them there.
Demand they act and act today,
To save our land, our nation.
It has to stop and stop today,
Illegal Immigration.

Flurry (10/29/03)

540 posted on 10/29/2003, 9:04:49 AM by Conspiracy Guy

Yet, with all their Freebies 4 ILLEGALS, RATZ cultivate dependence!!

Somebody PLEASE give that woman a burqa!!

Regards...MUD

"FReeper!!"
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Teacher")

Bright new day is dawning...
As we smite Big Guv'ment Hell!!
We sing, "Our Game is FReepin'...
Put Dem Marxists on the shelf!!"
Must teach Swamp a lesson...
Socialism is fer FOOLS!!
Fed'ral Power's regressin'...
Far Right must be FReedom's tool!!

Pumped up, 'gainst the Power...
Got Left on the run!!
DemRATZ are speadin' fear...Haters, every one.
Our stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home...
LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!!

It's a Righteous Journey...
Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!!
Limbaugh is our teacher...
Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!!

Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's the Country red?!
Come, stand, Righteous Band...Lyin' Left is DEAD!!
Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!!

(Mudboy on Irish whistle)

Men, good FReepers taught me...
RightWing Forum's more than fun!!
Thank you, Mr. JimRob...
Fer all that you have done!!

Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!?
Come stand, Righteous Band...Liars, Truth they dread!!
Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Defeat the Lib'ral WHORE'd...Behold the Righteous Right!!

Mudboy Slim (11/24/2004)

Regards...MUD

"HUSSEIN!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")

If you wanna hang out...WE've gotta take him out, HUSSEIN!!!
If you wanna lay down...Baghdad's yer town, RATbrains!!
Soddom lies, he ain't Right, FReedomFight...Hussein!!

(ConservativeMusician rockin' it a tad...)

If you got RATviews, you needta sing MUDZ views...Be Sane!!
When yer fightin' THUGS, you need the Bigger Gun..."Prevail!!"
Willie lies, Slick's a SPY!! Let's INDICT...RATZ Shame!!

(ConservativeMusician workin' it like only a 20-year vet can...)

Pack yer things...yer gone, boy, you best just ride on, Hussein!!
Don't forget this fact, OUR Target's Yer Back, Hussein!!
Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom's Blight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!

Clinton lied...Chi-Com SPY...Slick, WE'll Try...Clinton!!

(ConservativeMusician jammin' 'til fade)

FReegards...MUD

493 posted on 02/05/2003 4:35:09 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
("There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish...")

CLASSIC!!

Regards...MUD

"Right Side of the Tunes!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Somebody is looking "GLUM"!!

Regards...MUD

"A Conservative Woodstock!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna Join in The Patriots' Stand!!
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

Right is Starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Swamp what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's Burnin'!!!
DemocRATZ're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make OUR Stand?!
Dem Marxist WHOREZ AIN'T Winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...We're Emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! Don't EVEN try!!
Demand Justice fer Slick's Crimes...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to God's Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim

(20 September 2000)

Already done...

Regards...MUD

"The Vile Clinton!!"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And we'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

Mudboy Slim

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

STILL HILARIOUS!!

Regards...MUD

"MUD"
(To be sung to U2's "One")

Is Life getting better?
Or do RATZ still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...

Left's SCUM...let's fight!!
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!

Lib'rals disappoint you?
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATZ, it's...

Too late...we're Right!!
Rush'll drag RATZ past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...

(BigMan on guitar...)

Have you come here fer fergiveness?
Have RATZ learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!

Does MUD ask too much?
More than you got?
RATZ owe US something...
Left is smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATZ're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUDZ brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
Trump says...

TRUTH is our template...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Swamp is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!

RATZ tax US fer spendin'...
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!

One song...Left's WRONG!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATZ're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!

Muuud...

Muuud...

Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009)