Meritocracies don't work for lazy, Marxist leeches...

Regards...MUD

"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")

Folks, do you think you can tell...
DeeCee from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fell Dem vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!

And did RATZ force you to trade...
Real heroes fer "JOE"?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
TraitorJOEZ weakness breeds War!!
JOE Biden's goals are Left's shame!!

(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)

How I wish...Socialists were not here...
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they won't work!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!

(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)

Doo doo dah doo......

Mudboy Slim

211 posted on 10/7/2004, 2:51:31 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

God Bless Texas!!

Regards...MUD

Thanks fer sharin' the lyrics, CV 66 Snipe...

Carman's "America Again"

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson
Samuel Adams, First Chief Justice John Jay
Names synonymous with the spirit of our country
Founding fathers of the U.S.A.

Over 200 years ago they shook off the chains of tyranny from Great Britain By divine call
Citing 27 biblical violations they wrote the Declaration of Independence With liberty and justice for all

But something happened since Jefferson called the Bible the cornerstone
For American liberty then put it in our schools as a light
Or since "Give me liberty, or give me death," Patrick Henry said
Our country was founded on the Gospel of Jesus Christ

We eliminated God from the equation of American life
Thus eliminating the reason this nation first began
From beyond the grave I hear the voices of our founding fathers plead
You need God in America again

Of the 55 men who formed the Constitution
Fifty-two were active members of their church
Founding fathers like Noah Webster who wrote the first dictionary
Could literally quote the Bible chapter and verse

James Madison said, "We've staked our future on our ability to follow
The Ten Commandments with all our heart"
These men believed you couldn't even call yourself an American
If you subvert the Word of God

In his farewell address, Washington said, "You can't have national morality apart from religious principle," and it's true
'Cause right now we have nearly 150,000 kids carrying guns To these war zones we call public schools

In the '40's and '50's student problems were chewing gum and talking
In the '90's, rape and murder are the trend
The only way this nation can even hope to last this decade
Is put God in America again

The only hope for America is Jesus
The only hope for our country is Him
If we repent of our ways stand firm and say
We need God in America again

Abe Lincoln said, "The philosophy of the classroom in one generation Will be the philosophy of government of the next"
So when you eliminate the Word of God from the classroom and politics
You eliminate the nation that Word protects

America is now number one is teen pregnancy and violent crime
Number one in illiteracy, drug use, and divorce
Everyday a new holocaust of 5,000 unborn die
While pornography floods our streets like open sewers

America's dead and dying hand is on the threshold of the Church
While the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah vex us all
When it gets to the point where people would rather Come out of the closet than clean it
It's a sign that the judgment of God is gonna fall

If there's ever been a time to rise up Church, it's now
And as the blood bought saints of the living God proclaim
That it's time to sound the alarm from the Church house to the White House
And say, "We want God in America again"

I believe it's time for America to stand up and proclaim
That one nation under God is our demand
And send this evil lifestyle back to Satan where it came from
and let the Word of God revive our dying land

For Jesus Christ is coming back again in all His glory
And every eye shall see Him on that day
That's why a new anointing of God's power's coming on us
To boldly tell the world you must be saved

Because astrology won't save you, your horoscope won't save you
The Bible says these things are all a farce
If you're born again, you don't need to look to the stars for your answers
'Cause you can look to the very One who made those stars

History tells us time and time again
To live like there's no God makes you a fool
If you want to see kids live right
Stop handing out condoms and start handing out the Word of God in schools

The only hope for America is Jesus
The only hope for our country is Him
If we repent of our ways
Stand firm and say
We need God in America again

Written by Carman

319 posted on 10/16/2004, 2:31:13 AM by Mudboy Slim

Totalitarianism is on the March.

"Pookies Toons" ROCK...MUD

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATZ tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Marxists, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATZ retreat, Biden, you'll surrender!!

DemRATZ faces are mad and cold...
Swamp's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear Dem Marxist voices cheerin' fer JOE...
DemRATZ, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Media's spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATZ say the fault's OURS fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...Damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our heads!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Patriots, don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

Partially Updated Today...MUD

Regards...MUD

[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald]
They call me offensive, controversial
There’s only two genders, boys and girls
They can’t cancel my message
‘Cause I’m the biggest independent rapper in the whole freaking world
Claim that I’m racist, yeah, alright
I’m not ashamed because I’m white
If every Caucasian’s a bigot, I guess every Muslim’s a terrorist
Every liberal is right
I don’t wanna talk to folks who don’t get it
Go woke, go broke, no hope, it’s pathetic
Pro-choice, pronouns, pro-love, you’re progressives
But you ain’t pro-gun, no one to protect it
Where the American flags at?
Remember when people would hang those?
They’ve been taken down
They all been replaced with BLM flags or a rainbow

[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
This ain’t rap, this ain’t money, cars, and clothes
We ain’t sellin’ drugs, we ain’t gonna overdose
We ain’t pushing guns, ain’t promoting stripper poles
We won’t turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes

[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
I don’t care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you
You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets
You defunded the police, now there’s no one to protect you
I hope I offend you, I ask myself, “What would Ben do?”
Let’s just keep it real, facts don’t care how you feel, man
If you want my pronouns, I’m the man
I’m the man who don’t respect you

[Verse 2: Ben Shapiro with Tom MacDonald]
Let’s look at the stats, I’ve got the facts
My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat
Homie, I’m epic, don’t be a WAP
Dawg, it’s a yarmulke, homie, no cap
Look at the graphs, look at my charts
You’re blowing money on strippers and cars
You’re going to prison, I’m on television
Dawg, no one knows who you are
Keep hating on me on the internet
My comments section all woke Karens
And I make racks off compound interest
Y’all live with your parents
Nicki, take some notes, I just did this for fun
All my people download this, let’s get a Billboard number one

[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
This ain’t rap, this ain’t money, cars, and clothes
We ain’t sellin’ drugs, we ain’t gonna overdose
We ain’t pushing guns and promoting stripper poles
We won’t turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes

[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
I don’t care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you
You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets
You defunded the police, now there’s no one to protect you
I hope I offend you, I ask myself, “What would Ben do?”
Let’s just keep it real, facts don’t care how you feel, man
If you want my pronouns, I’m the man
I’m the man who don’t respect you

[Bridge: Tom MacDonald]
You mad, you mad, you mad
I guess it’s cool to be the victim, well, I’ma be the man
You sad, you sad, you sad
You just try to get attention, being triggered’s all you have
You mad, you mad, you mad
You blame everybody else for every problem that you can
You sad, you sad, you sad
I will never say I’m sorry, I ain’t taking nothing back

[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
I don’t care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you
You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets
You defunded the police, now there’s no one to protect you
I hope I offend you, I ask myself, “What would Ben do?”
Let’s just keep it real, facts don’t care how you feel, man
If you want my pronouns, I’m the man
I’m the man who don’t respect you

Ben Shapiro a "RAPPER"? Strange days...MUD

Regards...MUD

"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!"
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")

Got Tucker mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal...
We got Mark Levin on attack...we're gonna make JOE Biden SQUEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
Patriots're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATZ're SA-AD...Dem Marxists BITE!!

FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans...
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)

Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford,
Gonna Indict TraitorJOE...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATZ Love Chi-Com HO's...OUR Great Country JOEZ betrayed,
DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ promote HATE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATZ're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...RATZ We'll INDICT!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (04/25/2003)

370 posted on 11/21/2004, 8:35:14 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Updated today...MUD

Get the US Outta the UN!! Get the UN Outta the US!!

Antifa is a full-blown "Terrorist Organization"!!

Regards...MUD

"Don't Tread on Me"
(Written and Performed by Metallica)

Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage

don't tread on me
so be it
Threaten no more...
To Secure Peace is to Prepare Fer War!!!
So Be It!!
Settle the score!!
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

Don't Tread on Me!!
Love it or Live it, She with the Deadly Bite!!
Quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
Shining with brightness, always on surveillance
The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance

Don't tread on me
So be it
Threaten no more
To Secure Peace is to Prepare for War!!
So Be It!!
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

Don't Tread on Me!!

(Guitar jammin'...)

So Be It!!
Threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail

so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me

212 Posted on 09/25/2001 09:33:33 PDT by MWS

FReegards...MUD

387 posted on 10/1/2001, 9:38:33 AM by Mudboy Slim

Deep down, AOC is rabidly PRO-Islamic Terror...

Mayorkas is the Cartels' BEE-ahhhtch!!

Regards...MUD

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat ol' chick named BigAssed Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Medyuh's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where treason's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G. ...
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, Slick's all MINE!!
Slick'll do that Prison Time!!!

Hey...hey-ey...

Mudboy Slim

32 Posted on 10/03/2000 09:00:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim

No way Donald Trump TOUCHED this Nasty Skank!!

There is NO Equal Justice in Biden's America!!

Regards...MUD

"Star-Spangled Banner"

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)

You just don't get to hear the entire National Anthem much these days...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!!
Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween Knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
RATZ Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring Truth'n'Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it.....

FReegards...MUD

24 Posted on 09/26/2000 13:19:25 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Impeachment Fever!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")

Ha-aiigh!!
Well, JOE don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong...
Swamp knows we're gonna Impeach!!
Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz Ol' Kamala's No Good...
Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!

It's high time Biden got it...got his son Hunter cowed...
JOEZ been in-bred...Obama's paramour!
Jill Biden's playin' doctor, TraitorJOEZ starting wars...
JOE needs'im an intern humidor!!!
We're gettin'...Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing!
It's growin'...Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'!
It's gettin' dangerous...RATZ'll feel our pain!
Folks want a ch-ch-change!
You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain,
"It's okay for RATZ to LIE...
Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"

(Awesome RightWinger, SecondAmendmentSupportin' Guitar Jammin')

Well, JOE makes those Lib'rals purr...what a masterful "man"...
JillB loves her husband, "The Creep"!!
The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATZ...
They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!
Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!

Catch the Fever...Impeachment Fever!
Dethrone Left's "Leader"! Impeachment Fever!
Indict JOEZ Minions! Impeachment Fever!!
Yeahhhhhhhhh! Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
Yee-owwww!!

FReegards...MUD

290 posted on 10/17/2001, 9:40:01 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Happy Groundhog Day, y'all...MUD

"John Ain't Jack [Kennedy]!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Happy Jack")

Hanoi John, he ain't bold, he's a girley-man...
He fibbed about Nam...LIED about his friends!!
The Libs would all sing, "John would make a strong King!!"
Still, RATZ know John ain't Slick...he shall not be Prez'dent!!

Kerry tried to be Jack...he's tried and tried and tried!!
But Hanoi John ain't Jack...RATZ lied and lied and lied and lied and lied!!

Medyuh's tryin' to help John, but John Kerry's crashin'!!
DemRATZ couldn't prevent Bush from whuppin' Kerry!!

No, RATZ couldn't stop Bush from a landslide vict'ry!!
And Left couldn't prevent Right from feeling happy!!

Kerry tried to be Jack...he's tried and tried and tried!!
But Hanoi John ain't Jack...RATZ lied and lied and lied and lied and lied!!

No, John'll never become Jack...he's too damned Lib'ral!!
Folks, we liberated Iraq...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!

Mudboy Slim (7/12/2004)

It must SUCK to be a New Yorker...

Regards...MUD

"Bite Me, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like Good Patriots do...
Bubba, we got our Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite Me, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...Yer Evil Reign is Done!!
We'll make the Sheeple know yer Chi-Com SCUM!!
Bite Me, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't ClintonButtBoys done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick in CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...see Equal Justice is DONE!!!
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You shouldda RESIGNED, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUDZ got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all Meek Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

Regards...MUD

"Imagine!!"
(MUDZ revised version)
(2 B sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")

Imagine NO bureaucracy, Socialism LEFT 2 DIE...
No damned IRS, a reigned in F.B.I.!!
Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with increased take home pay...
Ah ha ah ahhh!!

Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue...
Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!!
Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families...
Yoo HOO oooh!!
You may say I'm a DREAMER...
But MUD ain't the only ONE.
I PRAY someday you'll join US...
Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!

Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM...
Regulation on the wane!!
NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER...
Each spending what (s)he's earned!!
Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!!
YOO HOO oooh ooh!!
YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"...
Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!!
But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!

Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016)

BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!!

Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-23

Regards...MUD

"Beat DemRATZ!!"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Eat the Rich")

Wake up, folks, DemRATZ are uncouth!!
Big Guv'ment's Hope and Change is borne of HATE!!
FOOLS trust RAT-scammers, but Right knows the Truth...
BureaucRATZ ain't no Master Race!!
Tyrants'll be swinging from the pearly gates!!
RightWing's got ALL the answers...Patriots, be bold!!
Freedom's the key, Nation...Defeat RATZ Marxist WHORE'd!!

Folks, MUD spoke of this warning...
When Slick Willie FRIED those kids.
RAT-Media LOATHES FreeThinkers...
Constitution's all but DEAD!!
We're just ordinary people...
That's why we make RATZ sick!!
Folks, if Media knaves could speak the truth...
TraitorJOEZ a Marxist prick!!

RATZ, I'm a sick of yer complainin'...
'Cuz YOU don't pay YER bills!!
Left, I'm sick of all yer bitchin'...
'Bout FREE HealthCare and FREE pills!!
Socialists ain't got no HONOR...
RATZ HATE those who are Right!!
Still, MUD thinks RATZ are just Marxist TOOLS...
Help fight the righteous fight!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!

(Mini-FreakJam)

Folks, I called my Congresscritter...
And I said, "Big Guv'ment's DUMB!!"
Said, "Obama's just a LIAR...
He's promoting Commie SCUM!!
Dudes, OUR Country's in real trouble...
My grandchildren shall git SCREWED!!
Nation's DEBT Obama's doubled...
RATS're LYING Marxist TOOLS!!
Barry's smokin' marijuana...
Left's led by IDIOTS!!
Lib'rals prancin' in their yacht clubs...
Grows rich on government!!
Folks, there are big things a'happenin'...
Constitution's on OUR side!!
RATZ platitudes fool brainwashed twits...
Dem Lib'rals bitch and whine!!"
Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest!!

(BigMan gittin' off on his guitar...)

Our freedoms are endangered...
Dem Lib'rals ALWAYS LIE!!
RATZ, we reject yer Marxist ways...
Sweet liberty is nigh!!
Folks, defeat Dem sons-of-bitches...
JOEZ vile tyranny won't last!!
So take yer BigGuv'ment, Biden...
And shove it up yer A$$!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment WHORE'd!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Patriots fightin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment WHORES!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Watch Glenn Beck now...Tucker fer sure!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Can't stop US now, Trump won't be lazy!!
Beat DemRATZ!! That's our idea of a good time, DeeCee!!

Mudboy Slim (22 April 2010)

Minor updates today...MUD

Mind-Numbed Sheep GET Sheared!!

Regards...MUD

"JOE Biden LIES!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")

JOEZ just like "The Clap"...RATZ abuse Power...
Big Guv'ment screws US sooo much, Nation!!
Folks, won't you see?! Prez'dent Biden's "Guilty!!"
Networks LIE...don't believe a word Swamp's sayin'!!

We must DETHRONE JOE Biden...must CONVICT JOEZ LIES!!
(IMPEACH Left's LIES....)**
Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR President SPIES!!
So, c'mon Patriots, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!!
We gonna teach Dem Marxists 'bout OUR Rights!!
'Cuz once we DETHRONE JOE...and bring Ol' Donald in,
RATZ'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN"!!
(Folks, keep fightin'....)**
World shall go on without JOE...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!!
(RATZ we'll INDICT!!)**
We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!!
Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!!
We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!!
Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...

JOEZ caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!
Becuz this Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!!
It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!!
(Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)**
Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren say?!

Now, FReepers, SING IT!!
Swamp's Caught in OUR Trap!!...RATZ We'll INDICT!!
Syntaurz Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!!
Ohhh...can't just feel it?!
JOEZ just like The Clap...gotta cut him out...
(Repeat...fade to finish)

Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD

**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)

139 posted on 1/2/2002, 10:36:03 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Once again, Richmond, VA is on the front line of the conflict...

Regards...MUD

"WHY DOES THE VAST, LEFTWING MEDIA WHORE'D REFUSE
TO COVER CLINTON/DemocRAT CORRUPTION?!!!"

Good question, my FRiend...lemme tell ya...

I believe that the Leftist Media is wed to Clinton because of their unwavering support of him since he received the DemocRATic Nomination in '92. However, IMHO, their blind allegiance is derived from a much deeper sense of self-preservation. I believe it's all about Power, and the Effete Elite's unimpeded access to the Powerful!!

Please let me explain--I've been thinking about this for a long time!! A National Media requires National Issues and National Stories to maintain and attract a National Audience. Until FDR's Collectivist Agenda was enacted in the late-30's, folks in Des Moines didn't really give much of a hoot about what was happenin' in Cambridge, Tampa, LA, or Washington, DC...why should they, as most of the news that affected their day-to-day lives was local? But as the National Media Moguls came into power--first thru Radio, then with TeeVee--their needs correlated closely with the desires of a growing Washington Ruling Class to come up with National Solutions to the issues that Americans had always dealt with locally, or at a State Level. World War II also played a part in this as it demonstrated the apparent effectiveness of a National Effort. For almost 60 years, the National Media and the Power-hungry proponents of an ever- growing Federal Leviathan worked in unison--the Media stirring up the fears of the Sheeple with the various "crisis-du-jours", and the Federal Guv'ment stepping in with the "solution-du-jour."

However, as always happens with Collectivist solutions to problems, the problems just got worse, which was just fine with the Federal Guv'ment who simply called for even more Federal programs. And the National Media continued to play along, until in 1994 when the GOP took control under the auspices of reducing the size and scope of the Federal Guv'ment...and EMPOWERING States, Localities and Individuals. This scares the Hell out of the Effete Elite Media!! If each State is responsible for their own State's performance, who's gonna wanna watch a National News Program dealing with Delaware's latest Education Initiative?! Yep, only folks from Delaware would give a rat's arse...and they can get that news from a Local TeeVee Network!!

The way I see it, the National Networks NEED Big Federal Guv'ment just as much as Big Guv'ment depends on the Lame-Stream Media...and to Hell with the fact Big Guv'ment doesn't work and woe upon anyone who would try to upset their Vile Conspiracy against the best interests of the American Sheeple!!!

Sorry to ramble on, but I just found that from an old thread of mine.

FReegards...MUD

179 Posted on 08/17/2001 07:23:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Time to Shove The TRUTH Down the Media's Throats!!!)

God Blesses Texas...but damns the Dallas Cowboyz!!

Regards...MUD

"Liberty is Our Solution!!"
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")

All Right!!
Hey there, all you "moderates"...
Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!!
R-RINOZ**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!!
Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!!
'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise...
Our freedoms make good good sense!!
Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!

Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Biden's their STAR!!
RATZ been castrated...'cuz they trust in the WHORE'd!!
We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!!
Left Breeds Death...RATZ really need to ABORT!!

Yes, more freedom is in our future...
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Protest all unfair taxes!!
Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!

Liberty is MY solution!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!

Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha...

Right, take a look outside Left's Media WHORE'd...
Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!!
Well, RATZ ask us if we wanted Guv'ment CheeZe from DeeCee...
We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"

Yes, more freedom's in our future...
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Reject any more taxes!!
Truth's never gonna die...RATZ're gonna FRY!!

Liberty is OUR solution!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, Join the Devolution!!
Liberty's just our destiny!!

(Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam)

YO, Liberty is OUR solution!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, Join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!

Liberty is OUR solution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!

Liberty is OUR solution!!
Liberty!!
Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!

Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Actually, DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ Spend It and Charge It to Future Generations!!

F*****' Anti-American TRAITORS!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules,
'Cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still Dem Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well,
'Cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him,
Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemocRATZ cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATZ chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATZ stage is bare...but MUDZ standing there...
With Syntaurz Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATZ Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!

FReegards...MUD

527 posted on 11/22/2002, 3:14:40 PM by Mudboy Slim

How Embarrassing!! Biden's America is a Curse!!

Regards...MUD

"Tools LIE!!"
(To be sung to the Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky")

Fight Against Swamp's Liars...FReep TraitorJOE!!
Justice keeps on flowing...
RATZ best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!!
Don't cry, Ignorant Lib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's...
Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!

(Chorus)
RATZ are TOOLS, guys...JOEZ MUDZ Raison d'tre.
Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way,
Burn, you Marxist Waif...yeah!!

Trump's 'bout Liberatin'...FReedom ringin' everywhere!!
Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Leftists BEWARE!!

(Chorus)
JOEZ our next fight, my raison d'tre...
Folks, you know it'll feel just Right when RATZ LOSE Election Day!!
FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim (02/06/2003)

Updated today...MUD

Girl, I've been thinking, this drinking is wrecking my health
But I reckon that's better than killing myself
It's been a long, hard ride down to the bottom
I sing the Blues 'cause Lord knows I got 'em

But I've been feeling purdy good, doing alright
Got a purdy woman coming over tonight
And I reckon that things are gonna be alright
When the morning comes

I hate to tell you if truth been told
It's all just souls trying not to get sold
You never grow up, you just grow old along the way
But I've been feeling purdy good today

This anxiety and depression
Lord, it's left me second-guessing
Every damn thing I ever gave a damn about
'Cause when you work all week
Check is spent on bills and beer, and the government
Lord, there ain't much that an old boy can do

I been feeling purdy good, doing alright
Got a purdy woman coming over tonight
I reckon that things are gonna be alright
When the morning comes

I hate to tell you, if the truth been told
It's all just souls trying not to get sold
You never grow up, you just grow old along the way
But I've been feeling purdy good today

Good stuff...MUD

Regards...MUD

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Marxists fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

2 days shy of 22 years ago...MUD

TraitorJOEZ a Chi-Com HO!!

Regards...MUD

"TraitorJOEY!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Sexy Sadie")

Prez'dent JOEY...what have you done?!!
You made a fool of everyone...
You made a fool of everyone...
TraitorJOEY...ooh...yer Chi-Com scum!!

Prez'dent Biden...you broke the rules!
You sold US out for all to see...
You sold US out fer Beijing green!!
TraitorJOEY...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!!
One sunny day, the world is Lustin' fer some Justice!!
JOE came along to let in everyone...
TraitorJOEY...RATZ traitors gotta fall!!

Left's ALL Racist...and people know...
OUR World's debating Marxist Tools!!
The Swamp's 'bout Hating Me and You!!
TraitorJOEY...oooh...where is your Soul?!

TraitorJOEY...you'll get yers yet!!
However big you think you are...
However big RATZ think they are...
Traitor Biden...oooh...you'll get yers yet!!

JOE gave RATZ everything we owned just to live in this Nation...
Treas'nous guile ain't fooling anyone!!
TraitorJOEY, Hunter's wasted and you're shaming one and all!!

JOE made a fool of everyone...
TraitorJOEY...
However big you think you are...
LeftWing Traitor...

G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade)

FReegards...MUD

468 posted on 7/22/2002, 10:51:53 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Eve of Destruction!!"
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")

Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject Obama's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe ol' Joe's been smokin'...
'Cuz without soldiers fer freedom, freedom's verboten!!

Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my friends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATZ fears...Tea Party's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascism in its grave!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!

Medyuh tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my friends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!

Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
ObamaNation's BROKE...DemRATZ must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!!

Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my friends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!

RATZ tell me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my friends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004...updated 5 October 2012)

Question...Why did Boris Johnson derail peace talks between Russia and Ukraine? How much better will the eventual negotiated peace serve the Ukrainian people than that one which could have been had prior to massive blood and treasure sacrificed over the last couple years?

Regards...MUD

DemRATZ B Stooopid!!

Regards...MUD

"Vile Forces!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let JOEZ High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Swamp's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until JOEZ arraigned.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Leftist "choices" drain our FReedoms away!

It must concern you, Left's sins and their lies,
But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried,
They'll rot in prison to pay for JOEZ crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
DemocRATZ voices remain silent today.

Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!

Muchas Gracias...MUD

312 posted on 8/29/2002, 1:59:38 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD