(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mudboy Slim
#3018: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3016)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-21 10:37:48 Reply Private Reply
#3019: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, BearzQuagmire, outerbanks, All (#3017)
"Joy To the World!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of "Joy to the World")
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATZ just don't know it yet!!**
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!
Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom...
Help Mudboy and his Band sing...
Let Justice the New Year bring...
FReep Clinton and Justice the New Year'll bring!!
Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows...
Networks infest our Minds!!!**
Ignore Left's spin...Rush'sPower grows...
RightWing must show some spine!!
We'll fight to break the Elites' Power...
Far out, Left's Curse is found...
Next, Dems shall Fear OUR Power...
Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!
Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!!
Let men their songs employ!!
(Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...aka Mordecai...long story)
Repeat resounding joy...
We FReep with Ol' Mudboy...
We FReep...we FReep...with boundless Joy!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We're Right...the Left's in ruins!!
The Glories of Good Righteousness!!
And wonders of Right's Love...
Slick Willie whacks his pud...
The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATZ just don't know it yet!!
** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course.
A little more from the Man in Black...MUD
451 posted on 12/25/2001 0:58 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-21 10:48:49 Reply Private Reply
#3020: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3018)
"Green New Scam", it is...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-21 10:59:14 Reply Private Reply
#3021: Mudboy Slim To: GenerationNext (#3019)
"Drive!!"
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")
Sometimes, I feel Swamp's Fear of...
RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks...
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Reject the Media WHORE'd!!
Biden seems to have a Faint, Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Joe squeeeeeeal!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Oh yes I...decide to waiver my...
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's WHORE'd and Drive!!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Right Must Defeat Left's WHORE'd!!
Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that...
When we fight to win...God's Light Joins OURS!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
Let's IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...
Excellent song, mis amigos!!
FReegards...MUD
115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-21 11:07:55 Reply Private Reply
#3022: Mudboy Slim To: All (#0)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-22 14:33:37 Reply Private Reply
#3023: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#3022)
A K A Stone posted on 2023-12-23 00:14:27 Reply Private Reply
#3024: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#3023)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-23 07:35:15 Reply Private Reply
#3025: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3022)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-23 17:36:17 Reply Private Reply
#3026: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3020)
MAGA 2024...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 10:32:48 Reply Private Reply
#3027: Mudboy Slim To: Ligeia, Victoria Delsoul, Ragtime Cowgirl, M. Thatcher, Tony, dead, dude, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins (#3021)
"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO Cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's out...
Freedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...
Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Slick's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Because your Treason erodes our trust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 10:48:20 Reply Private Reply
#3028: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3026)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 10:59:34 Reply Private Reply
#3029: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#3027)
"Just & Bold!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs...
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOZ shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!!
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATZ are bought and sold!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 11:07:30 Reply Private Reply
#3030: Mudboy Slim To: pookie18 (#3028)
George Floyd OD'd...learn to live with it.
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 11:20:09 Reply Private Reply
#3031: Mudboy Slim To: Alamo-Girl, Landru, Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, sultan88, jla, FBD, KLT, Happygal (#3029)
"Fight fer Allah!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!!
We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
We'll fight to FRee Iraq...Left's Terror Horse we'll stalk!!
John Kerry, hear the news...yer slaughter's in the stars!!
We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"...
And sing y'all some LibertySongs!!
Let's send Dem Libs on a ship...
We'll provide reefer for the trip...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!"
Like any good Conservative would...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh... Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ah-ah-ah ahh- ahh... Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst Bubba from DixieLand!!
I wanna git Slick good...take Bill down with his goons!!
Right needs to Git Slick Good!!
Fed'ral Prison's Bill's new 'hood!!
I sing, "Reject Dem Libs!!"
We'll reward Leftists when they switch...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!"
Like any ol' Conservative would.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 11:33:52 Reply Private Reply
#3032: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3030)
Stoned and STOOOPID ain't no way to go thru life...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 11:47:52 Reply Private Reply
#3033: Mudboy Slim To: diva betsy ross, AuntB, palo verde, Happy2Bme_onLF, Murron, mel, TLBSHOW, buckeroo, war, Biff Tannen, Dr. Skippy, go65 (#3031)
"Patriots HOO're Free!!"
(To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head...
With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived.
Then Gramma came in to teach her little man...
"Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!"
Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know...
Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee...
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!!
But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!!
Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATZ Tragedy!!
Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!!
Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread...
Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!!
And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!!
Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATZ support Freaks!!
The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News...
Learned to IGNORE DemRATZ sellin' socialist views!!
When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road...
Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs...
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what do RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 11:57:12 Reply Private Reply
#3034: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3032)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-26 12:06:51 Reply Private Reply
#3035: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3033)
"JERSEY GIRL"
(Tom Waits, as sung by Springsteen)
I got no time for the corner boys
Down in the street making all that noise
Or the girls out on the avenue
`Cause tonight I wanna be with you
Tonight I'm gonna take that ride
Across the river to the Jersey side
Take my baby to the carnival
And I'll take her on all the rides
`Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
You know all my dreams come true
When I'm walking down the street with you
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la I'm in love with a Jersey girl
You know she thrills me with all her charms
When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms
My little girl gives me everything
I know that some day she'll wear my ring
So don't bother me man I ain't got no time
I'm on my way to see that girl of mine
`Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl
Sha la la la...
I see you on the street and you look so tired
I know that job you got leaves you so uninspired
When I come by to take you out to eat
You're lyin' all dressed up on the bed baby fast asleep
Go in the bathroom and put your makeup on
We're gonna take that little brat of yours and drop her off at your mom's
I know a place where the dancing's free
Now baby won't you come with me
`Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
Nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl
Pre...MUD
348 posted on 6/4/2004, 8:41:15 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 10:27:38 Reply Private Reply
#3036: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3034)
Ivy League Law Schools Breed Marxist MORONZ!!
Are ALL DemocRATZ PRO-Pediphilia?!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 10:40:26 Reply Private Reply
#3037: Mudboy Slim To: Diva Betsy Ross, sultan88, jla, Happygal, SamFromSC, FBD, MoJo2001, Corin Stormhands (#3035)
"Right Cares 'Bout Liberty!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Days That Used To Be")
Sheeple say, "Don't rock the boat...
Let Slick go on his way."
Justice usedta seem so Right...
Still, Bill Clinton hasn't paid!!
I wish Right would stalk RATZ fool...
House should RE-IMPEACH!!
'Cuz there's very few of us left, my FRiends,
Who still care 'bout Liberty!!
FReepin's such a noble thing...
We follow Righteous dreams!!
RATZ transgressions and obsessions...
Mask the Unborn's silent screams!!
Left drags US down...
'Cuz DemRATZ now're...
Traitors to our security!!
Bush should never have...
To make those deals...
Right still cares 'bout bein' FRee!!
(Guitar-strummin' interlude)
Live with it, my Lib'ral FRiends...
Right shall win this War!!
Best be happy with...
Yer ignored rants...
Hanoi John's a falling star!!
RATZ won't git US where we wanna go...
In oh-eight, we'll git Hillary!!
Swamp's just another impediment to the FRee...
Right fights 'gainst Tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (6/5/04)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 10:50:00 Reply Private Reply
#3038: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3036)
LOL...yep...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 10:58:11 Reply Private Reply
#3039: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3037)
"Those Jews!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Those Shoes")
Tell us why yer people fight what's right, Mohammed...
This ain't the Crusades, dont'cha know?!
All the killin' of "infidels" ain't true Allah...
Why can't you cast the last stone?
God knows, yer oppression's been tough...
But freedom's good...y'all ain't had enuff!!
Yer lives are still yers to lose.
Come on now, Hezbollah, why you tryin' to kill those Jews?!
Fight yer petty little wars...Koran's been hijacked!!
Killed those smilin' little kids with yer Jihad!!
Y'all should have more independence...
But killin' folks ain't how to start.
Desperation leaves some awful scars...
Too many people died in "Holy Wars"...
Why can't you see yer bein' used?!
Come on now, Old Gaza...just quit yer Jihad against Jews!!
(BigMan screamin' it on guitar)
We're lookin' to you...pleading with you...
Join us in a world without this fear...
Come learn the wisdom of MUD!!
We're prayin' fer you...
Wanna warn you...
US folks love our freedoms...we hold them dear.
Oooh, we got some big guns!!
Good Muslims gotta speak truth...
Tyrants wanna git their hands on nukes...
It's a war yer gonna lose.
Come on now, Iranians...Won't you stop the killing of Jews?!
Come on now, good Muslims...Won't you stop yer killing those Jews?!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!!
Mudboy Slim (2006-07-21)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 11:07:54 Reply Private Reply
#3040: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3038)
The pitfalls of Affirmative Action Hires...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 11:17:08 Reply Private Reply
#3041: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3039)
"Running to Stop Hill(ary)!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Running to Stand Still")
My country, wake up...
Wake up from tired dreams of Bill & Hill...
Folks, we gotta do something about where we're going.
Lib'rals are real strange...
We're lookin' fer something sane, Nation!!
Run 'gainst Big Guv'ment...Vote fer Right!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
We'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!
Freedom wins!!
Bitter's the waste in Left's mouths...
Right's devolving Powers!!
Yes, our Liberty's our way out...
We gotta fight fer our freedoms...
Rock all Dem quislings...
FReep DemRATZ slaying with "Choice"!!
Y'all must forsake Left's poison, and Left's sosh'list schemes...
When we're voting, Reject Fear!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
I'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!
Oooooh ooh ooh...Oooooh ooh ooh...
It's fun when we FReep...
'Gainst Left's LIES and their dread.
[Under black belly of cloud in the rain...
In thru a doorway she brings me]
Fight Bold, we'll earn...soldier's victory!!
We are raging...
Right's contagious...Righteous storm blows up Medyuh's LIES!!
Country suffered becuz of Bill...
We are running to STOP Hill(ary)!!!
(MUD on harp)
Mudboy Slim (25 January 2007)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-27 11:25:14 Reply Private Reply
#3042: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3040)
YIKES!!
However, Treason is a CAPITAL Crime!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-28 10:33:46 Reply Private Reply
#3043: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3041)
"'Lurch' Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
Since the first night of this journey,
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemocRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn Christians shall never cower!!
You see...
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATZ No Shame?!!
FReegards...MUD
278 posted on 6/27/2004, 6:26:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-28 10:48:30 Reply Private Reply
#3044: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3042)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-28 10:55:00 Reply Private Reply
#3045: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, joanie-f, Diva Betsy Ross, cherry_bomb88, Happygal, tgslTakoma (#3043)
"RichBoy Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
RATZ say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power...
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Marxist, Fake, and Vile!!
But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"...
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATZ curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATZ Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATZ cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...
RATZ learned that Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!!
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATZ Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
Mudboy Slim
344 posted on 6/30/2004, 2:27:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-28 11:04:30 Reply Private Reply
#3046: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3044)
Perfect...a country comprised of majority freeloaders...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-28 11:12:50 Reply Private Reply
#3047: Mudboy Slim To: BOBTHENAILER, ken5050, backhoe, ironman, Steve0113, nina0113, Angelwood (#3045)
"What About 'FRee'?!!"
(To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")
(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.)
RATZ are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!!
Left believes LIES like children...Medyuh mourns our Liberty!!
Left's world is slowly fallin' down...
Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!!
'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something....
(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh Don't DemRATZ care about bein' FRee?!!
Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh...
RATZ hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!"
Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!!
RATZ are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!"
Marxist Slime, yer scary!!
(Chorus)
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!
Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!!
Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!!
Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!!
Right shall stand up fer what we do believe...
Be prepared to fight Right now!!
(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!
Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...
FReedomLust begins at birth!!
Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!!
DemocRATZ cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!!
Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!
(Chorus)
Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?!
Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!
Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!!
When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!!
Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!!
Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH!
Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!
(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!
Folks, MUDZ dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!!
SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!!
Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers...
Left keeps killing most their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!
(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Mudboy Slim
347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-28 11:21:15 Reply Private Reply
#3048: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3046)
Yep...Bidenz Beijingz Bitch!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-29 10:46:56 Reply Private Reply
#3049: Mudboy Slim To: iceskater, GeorgeW23225, P8riot, AdSimp, helmut113, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, ironman (#3047)
"Still a Righteous Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!!
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee...
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep DemRATZ we'll fight!!
I tell ya...
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
(Little guitar jammin' interlude)
So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray...
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Seek Justice...fer Willie!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
Mudboy Slim
13 posted on 7/29/2004, 5:03:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-29 10:56:13 Reply Private Reply
#3050: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3048)
God Bless Dr. Thomas Sowell!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-29 11:04:59 Reply Private Reply
#3051: Mudboy Slim To: Conspiracy Guy (#3049)
"The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts!!"
(To be sung to Jan and Dean's "Little Old Lady from Pasadena")
The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.
Chorus:
And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.
Chorus:
And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Musical Interlude:
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.
Chorus:
And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
Conspiracy Guy (2/24/04)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-29 11:14:09 Reply Private Reply
#3052: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3050)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-29 11:23:34 Reply Private Reply
#3053: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, jla, JohnHuang2, Mia T, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, 88, BraveMan (#3051)
"LeftWing's Hurtin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
Swamp's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden...
DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...Swamp's Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Kerry's desertin'!!
Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...Folks see Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals...
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little twirps...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya...
Marxists, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!!
Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
RATZ keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Trump just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby...
Don't you like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!!
Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...vile LeftWing burden...
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden...
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
Mudboy Slim
109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-12-29 11:36:50 Reply Private Reply
#3054: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#3053)
A K A Stone posted on 2023-12-30 02:21:03 Reply Private Reply
#3055: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3053)
2024 than we have endured since 2020!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-01 10:21:06 Reply Private Reply
#3056: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#3055)
Damn you've been busy. That is a lot of clicks. Are your fingers sore?
A K A Stone posted on 2024-01-01 10:52:15 Reply Private Reply
#3057: A K A Stone To: All (#3054)
A K A Stone posted on 2024-01-01 15:52:19 Reply Private Reply
#3058: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#3055)
A K A Stone posted on 2024-01-01 15:53:20 Reply Private Reply
#3059: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#3057)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-01 16:09:00 Reply Private Reply
#3060: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3052)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-02 10:36:23 Reply Private Reply
#3061: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, Arator, Billie, KLT, Alamo-Girl, Geezerette (#3053)
"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whore'd!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
Country's heard too many lies...
MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
(Guitar-pickin'...)
Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
And the Syntaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD
399 posted on 10/21/2001, 4:11:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-02 10:53:18 Reply Private Reply
#3062: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3060)
Always good advice, imo...
Biden's Incompetence, Weakness, and Timidity KILLS!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-02 11:08:53 Reply Private Reply
#3063: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen, buckeroo, Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, Coral Snake, RebelGal, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, x (#3061)
Howdy, Biff!!
"Obama Inauguration and Speech (Jan. 20, 2009)"
"Obama Tune!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv?
Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!!
If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!!
Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch?
If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!!
Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!...COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-02 11:22:14 Reply Private Reply
#3064: Mudboy Slim To: pookie18 (#3062)
Trudeau is a Marxist Moron, NOT a Defender of Western Values!!
Affirmative Action Hires AIN'T Too Pretty Once Exposed...
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-02 11:39:16 Reply Private Reply
#3065: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3063)
"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
Dem RATZ they gather in the Park...
To march against "Dubyuh's War"...
The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark...
FReep them with yer VOTES!!
Give Left hell 'til they're gone...
RATZ wish that they weren't freaks...
Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal...
Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATZ hell...
We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell...
Liberty is burnin' bright!!
RATZ fear the dreams of the Right...
Clinton is Left's Traitor...
Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
A megaphone and our flag displayed...
The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made...
'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid...
We're free, we're acting up!!
We fought against Slick Willie's scum...
Too bad Senate didn't rate...
RATZ fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!
(Mud on harp...)
Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare...
Life is good, but it ain't fair...
Just kid yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!"
Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!!
Reagan's Amnesty was vile...
Lib'rals, they just cannot relate...
Tell me why...why must DemocRATZ HATE?!
Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked...
We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!!
Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts...
RATZ do favors fer Chi-Coms!!
Please don't believe the Medyuh spin...
Freedom is our fate!!
Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"...
'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins...
The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!!
Dubyuh's reigned supreme...
Amnesty's his dream...
But Right is just too great...
Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)
Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-02 11:54:01 Reply Private Reply
#3066: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3064)
DemRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections...
It is who RATZ are!!
Sooo...Slick Willie is a Pedophile...well, DUHHH!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-03 10:58:10 Reply Private Reply
#3067: Mudboy Slim To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge (#3065)
"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
RATZ IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Marxists all...Reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Lib'rals are...Socialists!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2024-01-03 11:10:36 Reply Private Reply