TraitorJOE Biden is a Communist Chinese agent...

TraitorJOE Biden happened...

Regards...MUD

Hey C-Bomb, you ever heard this diddy?!

"Bad Moon Rising"
(Performed by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

I see the bad moon rising,
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightning,
I see bad times today

{c:Chorus:}
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

I hear hurricanes blowing,
I know the end is coming soon
I fear rivers overflowing,
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

{c:Chorus}
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

Hope you got your things together,
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather,
One eye is taken for an eye

{c:Chorus}
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

{c:Chorus}
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

Pre...MUD

605 posted on 8/20/2003, 11:04:45 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

ALL DemocRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections!!

Regards...MUD

"JOEZ ObamaNation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

JOEZ a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations!!
JOE Biden flaunts Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

We're the...Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Trump's surgin' very well...
Twenty 24 awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Defeat the ObamaNation!!

Barry's a girl...effete fairy, he's annoyed...
Ain't done nothin' to help this Nation!!
Obama LIED...he loves the Marxist side...
Reject RATZ mis-information!!
Fight 'gainst the Press Whore'd...we'll tear Left apart...
RATZ LIE to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what Dem Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATZ're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!

(BigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his ax)

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But the Voters rule this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another freedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Ooohh-ahh-oooohh...ooohh-ahh-oooohh...

Trump is surgin' very well...
Twenty 24 awaits US!!
JOEZ takin' a rest...Hunter's a pest...
'Tis Fauci's scalp MUDZ craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004...updated 06/09/08)

Updated today...MUD

Well I used to wake the morning, before the rooster crowed
Searching for soda bottles to get myself some dough
Brought 'em down to the corner, down to the country store
Cash 'em in and give my money to a man named Curtis Loew

Old Curt was a black man with white curly hair
When he had a fifth of wine he did not have a care
He used to own an old dobro used to play it across his knees
I'd give old Curt my money he'd play all day for me

Play me a song Curtis Loew, Curtis Loew
Well I got your drinking money tune up your dobro
People said he was useless, them people all were fools
'Cause Curtis Loew was the finest picker to ever play the blues

He looked to be sixty and maybe I was ten
Mama used to whoop me but I'd go see him again
I'd clap my hands stomp my feet, try to stay in time
He'd play me a song or two then take another drink of wine

Well play me a song Curtis Loew, Curtis Loew
Well I got your drinking money tune up your dobro
People said he was useless them people all were fools
'Cause Curtis Loew was the finest picker to ever play the blues

Yes sir

On the day old Curtis died nobody came to pray
Ol' preacher said some words and they chunked him in the clay
Well he lived a lifetime playin' the black man's blues
And on the day he lost his life that's all he had to lose

Play me a song Curtis Loew, hey Curtis Loew
I wish that you was here so everyone would know
People said you were useless them people all were fools
'Cause Curtis you're the finest picker to ever play the blues

This is three years old, and a fine rendition of a great song...MUD

Heh heh heh...

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Marxists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got JOE on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give JOE half YER money...we'll put RATZ behind bars...
Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make JOE his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim

615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

DemRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections...

Regards...MUD

"MUD Wants Some Justice!!"
(To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")

Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand...
I ain't no Lib'ral tool...I am a man!!
Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above...
God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst big Guv!!
MUD wants some justice...WE wants some justice!!

Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home.
FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!!
Biden fears the real truth...but when push comes to shove...
We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!!
MUD wants some justice...Trump, where's the justice?!
Congress, seek justice!! Yo, Tucker, seek justice!!

All around you sheeple squawkin'...
Garland balks 'cuz Hunter's rotten...
Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!

Don't gotta lotta time...
Can't help but care...
Not sellin' anything...
Lib'rals BEWARE!!
Yes, there's a God up there...
Somethin' above...
God, shine yer light down here...
Shine on what's just!!
MUD wants some justice!!
Trump, where's the justice?!!
Congress, seek justice!!
Biden, meet justice!!

Don't gotta lotta time...
To make our stand...
We ain't no Lib'ral tools...
Let's join the band!!
Get US some justice!!
We need some justice!!
Congress, seek justice!!
MUD wants some justice!!

FReegards...MUD

185 posted on 9/30/2003, 7:02:51 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Eradicate HAMAS, then Cease Fire...

TraitorJOE and Dem Marxist DeeCeeRATZ are Guilty of Treason!!

Regards...MUD

"Mud Slide Slim"
(Written and performed by James Taylor)

Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon. Oh, Mud Slide, I'm dependent on you.
I don't know but I've been told, there's a time from time to time.
I can't eat, I can't sleep but I just might move my feet.
Cause there's nothing like the sound of sweet soul music to change a young lady's mind.
And there's nothing like a walk on down by the bayou to leave the world behind, whoa,
Mud Slide Slim, I'm depending upon you. Mister Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon.

I've been letting the time go by, letting the time go by,
yes, I'm letting the time go by, letting the time go by.

I'm gonna cash in my hand and pick up on a piece of land
and build myself a cabin back in the woods.
Lord, it's there I'm gonna stay until there comes a day
when this old world starts to changing for the good.
Now the reason I'm smiling is over on a island on a hillside in the woods where I belong.
I wanna thank Jimmy, Jimmy, John, Nick and Laurie, the No Jets Construction
for setting me down a homestead on the farm, whoa, ooooo.

Mud Slide, I'm depending upon you. Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon.
Night goes on and on, don’t want to come at all. Baby, baby, baby, I know.
Stoney Lee Blue Borne, picking on a fretless bass, yeah, yeah.
Oil slick, slipping and a sliding and a slapping on. Kootcheroo.

Pre...MUD

287 posted on 10/9/2003, 9:53:10 PM by Mudboy Slim

Word...

Haley done F'd up...unmask Antifa instead...

Regards...MUD

"I'm Sooo Happy!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")

I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!!
Conquer your fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!!
Then, we'll be glad...
Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!!
Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep JOE there...we won't be fair!!
I'm past sixty, but we'll make haste!!
Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
Trump, it's YOU...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!

I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz we care...
We ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
Trump, it's YOU...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!

FReegards...MUD

87 posted on 3/27/2004, 1:26:03 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Minor updates today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"The Right is Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")

Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say...
RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!

The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"

US FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much...
We don't want nuthin' from yer Government's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's tools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!

Woah-woah...
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!

(Musical interlude)

Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain...
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz JOEZ been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
Patriots say, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!

FReegards...MUD

202 posted on 4/3/2004, 1:19:24 AM by Mudboy Slim

Minor updates today...MUD

Promising news from south of the border...

MAGA 2024...MUD

"We're Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Long Time")

We've been Right a long time...
I think DemRATZ should know it...yea!!
The Right fights 'gainst Tyranny...
We'll keep on voting!!
Fight on...
We're Reagan's disciples...Yeah!!
We gotta FReep on chasin' our dreams...
We gotta FReep Dem LIARS...
Wish it was something I could sing.

Chorus:
Well, I'm FReepin' fer Right!!
We're just groovin' on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard our songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Don't join the RATZ Whore'd...
Our Country deserves so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been Right a long time.
Join the fight 'gainst Left's slime!! Ahh ahh ahhh...WOO!!

Yes, Right's fer Truth only...
We'll fight against Dem fools...ooh oooh!!
'Cuz we are Right...FReepin' fer Right...
We shan't fergit about you!!
Good times...
This race's what excites me...yeah!!
Left's tryin' to fergit RATZ shame!!
Believe Clinton's the SlimeKing...
But Justice shall soon find him!!

Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!!
RightWing's moving on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUDZ songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Reject the RAT Whore'd!!
Our Country shall be so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Join the hunt fer Slick's crimes...
We shall fight fer all time!!

[Guitar Solo]

Yeah--eah!!
We've been Right a long time...
It started with Goldwater...yeah!!
We'll fight against tyranny...
We'll FReep the Voters!!
Left's a Vile Whore'd...
Right's gotta stand and fight Dems...yeah!!
We've gotta FReep on, chasin' our dreams...
Folks, Right must always fight Libs...
Dutch Reagan shall be smilin'!!

Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!!
RightWing's groovin' on...
Yes, we're takin' our time...
We're just groovin' on...
[Repeat and fade]

FReegards...MUD

284 posted on 4/7/2004, 7:52:39 PM by Mudboy Slim

No wonder the CIA assassinated JFK...

Regards...MUD

"Thrash'em!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")

We are fightin' fer our children...
Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US...
We can see DemLib'rals comin'...
And Left's demons don't like rightous folks like you!!

Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight...
Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!

Folks, good FReepers are unbending...
Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!

We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!!
We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!

C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough...
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make their stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.

Left's a sordid predilection...
RATZ're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATZ're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
With Left's grotesque misrepresentations...
RATZ're failing...failing.

Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare...
Left's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATZ load.
Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Marxists are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!

'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending...
With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!!
The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!!
Weild the mighty Sword of Justice...
RATZ are powerless to stop US!!
Leftists' Hell is loss of Power...
'Cuz we're patriots who care!!

But me I'm not stopping there,
Must Imprison TraitorJOE!!
Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!!
When we thrash'em, folks, we'll have Left on the run...
RATZ're dinosaurs of mind...
Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!

(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)

FReegards...MUD

493 posted on 4/15/2004, 4:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim

Minor updates today...MUD

Regards...MUD

George Floyd was NOT murdered...and the PowersThatBe KNEW IT, and HID The Truth!!
And the F.B.I. was there from DayOne to orchestrate the Coverup...MUD

Regards...MUD

"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")

You...must protect yer home...
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because Dem RATZ promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.

Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears...
We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemocRAT lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!

Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)

Regards...MUD

"WAR!!"
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War protects our FReedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
FReedom...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Marx is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!

War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplanes topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our FReedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

Mudboy Slim (6/1/04)

Regards...MUD

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] Revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Marxists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

Regards...MUD

"Ode to Bubba's Big book "My Lies""
(Sung to the tune of "Mother"- By 'Pink Floyd')

Bubba, ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba, did you think we'd read your bomb?
Bubba, will they put your portrait in the hall?
Oooooooah...............should we care at all?

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba, why'd you put Abe's room for rent?
Bubba, did you see the review in the Times?
Ooooowaa...... Your books a waste of time!

Come on now Bubba, why do you lie;

Media gonna say all of your bull$hit is true.
Media's gonna put all of their hopes into you.
Hillry's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you fling.

Some floozie gonna keep willie cozy and warm.
Oooo Bubba
Oooo Bubba
Oooo Bubba, .....Should we really care at all?

Bubba, do you think you lie enough, to us!
Hillry, we think she's dangerous, to us!
Bubba will we tear your little book apart?
Ooooowaa , will we break your heart?

Come on Bubba, don't you lie.

Hillry's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Hillry's won't let anyone dirty get through.
Hillry's gonna wait up until you get in.
Hillry will always find out where you've been.
Hillry gonna keep willie healthy and clean.

Oooo Bubba.
Oooo Bubba.
You'll always be a liar to me.
Bubba, why do you always lie?

By FBD- (6/23/04)

195 posted on 6/23/2004, 12:59:37 PM by FBD

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Billzabubba!!"
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")

Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent...
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!

Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely...
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shan't go free!

Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shan't go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...

Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee....
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!

Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!

Mudboy Slim

11 posted on 7/29/2004, 4:03:46 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Trump looks tanned and rested...MAGA 2024...MUD

"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")

Yeah!!
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!!
Left's just victimized...
BidenBOTS...Marxist SPIES!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!

Johnboy Kerry, he's a strange one...
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject JOE Biden!!
We're Right NOW!!

RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls...
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!

(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)

Mudboy Slim

91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Eve of Destruction!!"
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")

Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!

Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When Dem Marxists are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists all in chains!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!

Medyuh tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!!

Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!

Swamp tells me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

Regards...MUD