Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWHOREdz!!
Now RATZ're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!

CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Some very kewl guitar jammin')

My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!

CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Mo' betta guitar jammin')

Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

Mudboy Slim

101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"TRUMPsterz Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRATZ'll queue Left's FreakMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...RATZ loss's the Country's gain!!
DemRATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Marxists, they Lust fer Power, Screw DemRATZ!!
Left can't escape JOE BIDENZ SCUM Stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And RINOZ 'round here hide just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATZ Hell!!
FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant EXXON sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...
Join OUR Righteous Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Trump" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Marxists struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...
RATZ're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Mudboy on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they re
ach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!

The Right is TRUMPsterz Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

Work In Progress...MUD

1 posted on 12/26/2003, 1:05:30 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D
Slick underestimates Right's moxie...
MUDZ gonna drive RATZ WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
RATZ stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUDZ 'HO!!"
Bill's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
DemocRATZ're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Ol' Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

BTW..."the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2...
the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1"...
So says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!

What kind of Country do YOU want?!!...MUD

ALL Dem DeeCeeRATZ are Anti-WeThePeople!!

FetterwWomanz a Marxist THUG!!

Regards...MUD

[edited]
The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
We'll meet next to the WhiteHouse exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's corruption up in the Beltway...
Fer less Guv'ment, we on the RightWing shall rally!!
Next, the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our righteous fight!!
We'll FReep with Pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid...
Contracts made, we shall RE-Impeach!!
Libs flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The evil LeftWing shunted...implodes usin' rock'n'roll bands!!
We'll face off against each other out in the street...
Join Our Righteous Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATZ're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Mudboy taking it home on saxaphone)

Word...MUD

Greta and AOC...two absolutely IGNORANT humans...smh!!

TraitorJOEZ a Chi-Com WHORE!!

Thank GOD the HildaBEEST is Dead!! (...politically)

Regards...MUD

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!

(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Right Is Gonna Swarm!!"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash DemRATZ with scorn...Marxists have been forewarned...
JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm!!
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what RAT-Media says...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight BIDEN...folks, we gotta take JOE down...
Heed our merry band...make RATZ understand...
The World on you depends...VOTE 'gainst JOEZ Tax&Spend...
Gotta fight BIDEN...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...Left's Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown...
Just a Marxist and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm!!

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUDZ views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know RATZ harm...

100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

AOC is a ditzy twit...lol!!

And the Marxist MORONZ Worship her IGNORANCE...MUD

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz Demz Marxist Media says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy WHORE'd!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

Country's heard too many lies...
MUDZ gonna give Slick one mighty shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...RATZ just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11:05 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

To quote TraitorJOE, "I'm not joking"...MUD

I prefer "TraitorJOE", but "CoyoteJOE" works, too...

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Dittos...Ditch duh Bitch, Tish!!

Gonna be some BARGAINS for those who are NOT Under-Capitalized.

DemRATZ ain't "liberal", they are Marxist MORONZ!!

Regards...MUD

"Just & BOLD!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")

I wanna live...NOT like Dem Libs...
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
Right ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOZ shall fold.

(MUD on harp...)

It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!!
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz RATZ schemes are cold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
Must keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATZ are gettin' old!!

(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)

Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Ahhh...ummm...

Mudboy Slim

78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Ditch duh Bitch, TISH!!

Gotta PURGE DemRATZ WOKEsterz from the U.S. Military!!

Eggs-ZachLEE!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATZscum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help US Dethrone RATZ WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help US Dethrone RATZ WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help US Dethrone RATZ WHORE'd?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATZ Reject His Faux Populism!!

Until then, the DemocRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

By TraitorJOE Biden, especially...

BREAKING: "Stacey Abrams EXPOSED As Michael Strahan in Drag!!"

Abolish the Hopelessly-Corrupt F.B.I.!!

High Time to IMPEACH TraitorJOE, RATZ Chi-Com HO!!

Regards...MUD

FReepers smoked marijuana at Virginia...
We don't like threats to Liberty!!
You won't go burnin' OUR flag down on my street...
We like livin' Right, bein' FRee!!

An' we don't vote fer Prez'dents who're "demented"...
We like takin' stands an' whuppin' fools!!
We don't really care if you ain't fancy...
But we'd appreciate if yer not a Marxist TOOL!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia...
A place where history records Left's fall.
We salute ol' glory down at the Ballpark...
An' cold Icehouse's still MUDZ fav'rite thrill of all.

My redneck roots disguises MUDZ guile and prescient wisdom...
FReepin' in my sandals 'cuz I'm FRee!!
Football is still just second-best each Sunday...
And our kids, they all go where good teachers TEACH!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia!!
A place where Liberty is really "ALL"!!
We salute Ol' Glory, down at the Ballpark!!
Yes, we're fightin' 'til all the Planet's FRee!!

An' cold Icehouse's still MUDZ biggest vice of all...
In Ol' Richmond, Virginny, USA!!!
(Aaaa...)

Mudboy Slim

106 posted on 4/29/2004, 7:07:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

The F.B.I. has become the DeeCeeRATZ Gestapo!!

Regards...MUD

FOCK Dem Marxist MORONZ...MUD

"We're the Far Right!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")

We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup DemRATZ in a rout!!
We're gonna help Trump git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Folks're gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Truth feeds our Might...Righteous gonna make Dem Marxists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
RATZ shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATZ, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!

(Guitar-jammin' interlude)

Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...
We're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Marxists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Folks gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Fascists' down!!
RATZ, say "GoodBye"!! November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!

Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)

KEEP those Kommie Kalifornians AWAY from Virginia...
RATZ Ignorance may be communicable...

DemRATZ R ALL NUTZ!!

Barry ObamazMamaz from a long line of SlaveMasterz...HypocRATZ!!

Regards...MUD

(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")

You...must protect yer home...
Must fight Dem folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because DemRATZ promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's Hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.

Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears...
We'll whup RATZ rears...'til Swampz Effete RESIGN!!
We know Marxists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemocRATZ lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Marxist Hell...will slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout OUR dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told US, "We Are Right!!"
IMPEACH BIDEN fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!

Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)

We know she's really Michael Strahan in drag...duhh!!

TraitorJOE too nude showers with his teen-aged daughter...JOEZ a FREAK!!

Abolish the hopelessly-corrupt F.B.I.!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

Will they know my face...
When I meet them in Heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?"
It's what they're askin' in Heaven.

Right must be strong...
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know patriots belong...
Up in heaven.

Can we save our Land...
From Dem Marxist MORONZ?!!
Right shall make a stand...
Rout Dem pathetic MORONZ!!

We'll fight always...
Fer liberty...
'Cuz RATZ know Big Guv'ment stanks!!
Devolve Power!!

Time to weild OUR Power...
Time to join in...FReep!!
Right shan't break yer heart...
Cut Big Guv'ment...please, Trumpsterz, please.

Reject RATZ WHORE'd...
Left's "peace" ain't OURS!!
'Cuz Right knows as FReedom grows...
Fear's 4 minions!!

Will you know my face...
When I meet you in Heaven?
"What's yer FLAMEr(?) name?!"
It's the Big Question in heaven.

Right shall be strong...
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know patriotss belong...
Up in heaven.

Mudboy Slim (5/25/04)

Black Babies Lives Matter, too!!

TraitorJOE will DO whatever Our Enemies Want Him to Do...
As long as "The BigGuy" gets his 10% off the top!!

ANY ILLEGAL Invader Who Votes in OUR Elections...
Should Be Deported Immediately AND Permanently!!

Perfect...lol!!

Regards...MUD

Picking up the pace heading towards 8 November...MUD

LOL...damned straight...MUD

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DeeCeeRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects Dem Marxistz pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

DemRATZ R Psycho, obviousLEE!!

Institutional RACISM On Parade?!

Ditch Tish the Bitch!!

Regards...MUD

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' RATZ Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATZ want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATZ LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATZ LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATZ LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on 6/14/2004, 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)

DEFEAT the EffeteElite DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ!!

SUE Pfizer and all the RATZ Pfizer bought&paid for!!

Do Georgians REALLY want THAT as their Governor?!

Regards...MUD

BlackThread's fightin' 'cuz our Cause is Right!!
Once MUD learns to sing, we'll smite Left's spies!!
Vote PRO-Life!!
Limbaugh's only waiting for the RightWing to conspire!!

BlackJudge's FReepin' 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Shake Dem Lib'ral lies 'gainst Liberty!!
Vote FER Right!!
We are tired of waiting for Big Guv'ment to recede!!

BlackThread's Right!!
BlackThread's Right!!
Trumpsterz, let's fight 'gainst RATZ Marxist Blight!!

BlackThread's Right!!
BlackThread's Right!!
RINOZ we'll fight 'cuz Dutch Reagan's Right!!

Mudboy singin' until late at night...
Reject Lib'ral schemes and do what's Right!!
Vote 4 Life!!
RightWing's tired of waiting fer weak RINOZ to conspire...
Fools ugly berating Trump's moment to do Right!!
Right's patiently waited fer Big Guv'ment t'be down-sized!!

FReegards...MUD

54 posted on 6/17/2004, 10:40:48 AM by Mudboy Slim
("DemocRATZ" Is Their Name...Socialism Is Their Aim!!)

I want that truck...LOL!!

Drain the DeeCeeSwamp and WeThePeople Shall Thrive!!

Regards...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

Unfortunately, Dubyuh turned out to be a spineless RINO, just like his Daddy...MUD

And TraitorJOE Biden and Dem Marxist DeeCeeRATZ are Celebrating!!

TraitorJOE, RATZ Chi-Com HO!!

The Ghost of the Long-Extinct HildaBeeest...Marxist MORON!!

Regards...MUD

Fer Righteous Truths we will fight you...
Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!!
The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!

DemRATZ promote Vice...they like Tyrants!!
Left's words are just Socialist swill!!
Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!

The Left promotes TREASON...
Reject Dem Marxist RATZ!!
Dethrone Dem Marxist RATZ!!

Right's boldly standin' and fightin'...
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!

Bidenz sayin' LIES just to trick you...
TraitorJOEZ no good...Fight The Man!!
He LIED, too, 'bout his treason with Chi-Com man!!

Right must fight 'gainst Treason...
DemRATZ Love Tyranny!!
DemRATZ LOATHE all who're FRee!!

The Left's all 'bout Power...
The whole Human Race can do better...
Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose.
RATZ're just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled...
Left's PRO-sedition!!
But Right's working to preserve Liberty!!
WeThePeople need YOU!!

Right's boldly standin' and fightin'...
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!

Right'll pay any price just to win this...
Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!!
Must fight fools...Right shan't empower RATZ MarxistMan!!

Right shall win with Honor!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Rejoice...Marxism's DEAD!!

Mudboy Slim

70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Updated today...MUD

Notice that EVERYTHING DemRATZ touch gets WORSE...EVERYTHING!!

Regards...MUD

Yeah!!
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!!
Left's just victimized...
BidenBOTZ...Chinese SPIES!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!

JOEY BIDEN, he's a strange one...
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject DemRATZ...they're NOT leaders!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! BIDENZ UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject Dem Marxists!!
We're Right NOW!!

RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls...
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggars...RATZ ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!

(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)

Mudboy Slim

91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)

Updated today...MUD

Drain the DeeCeeSwamp and FIRE All DemRATZ...ASAP!!

Creepy OLDE Pervert Alert!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Left's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden...
DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...RATZ Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!

Are YOU smart enuff?!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...
Right's not too proud to FReep!!

Left's tyranny...Kerry's desertin'!!
Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...
Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!

Ain't YOU smart enuff?!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...
Right sees RATZ LOATHE the FRee!!

Oh silly Lib'rals...
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little girls...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!

I'll tell ya...
Marxists, Fear OUR Power...Fear OUR FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!!
Join Right's Quest fer Liberty!!

Left is a sickness...Right shall whup RATZ butts!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's goin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!

Is Trump just too tuff?!! Ooh, babies...
Don't you like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...
Guv'ment Left LOVES!!
Ooh! Ooh!

RATZ Tyranny...vile LeftWing burden...
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!

Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden...
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!

Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!

Mudboy Slim

109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

JOEZ a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Marxists love Big Guv'ment schemes...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Trumnpsterz surgin' very well...
November 8th awaits US!!
Reject DemRATZ spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

BIDENZ [such] a girl...run by Barry, RATZ destroy...
LIES about Left's own conflagrations...
TraitorJOE LIED...fer the Communist side...
RAT-Mediaz mis-information!!
LIES to OUR children...and WeThePeople...
Swamp LIES to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what Dem Marxists most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, we shall heed fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATZ're stained...Marx leads their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer OUR Righteous Liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Autumn Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Marxists WON'T know...
But good FReepers rule this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer OUR Liberation!!

MAGA's surgin' very well...
November 8th awaits US!!
JOEZ makin' a mess...DemRATZ're pests...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Autumn Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

Updated today...MUD

Yep...the New World Order can Go To HELL!!

Regards...MUD

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
From Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of DemRATZ walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATZ are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Marxists they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns Dem Sosh'lists!!
Right must RISE UP, God...fight back Big Guv'ment, man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes, I'd WHUP RATZ with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

Klobachar really is a Marxist MORON!!

Dem DeeCeeRATZ are EXTREMELY annoying...Vote Dems GONE!!

Dr. Thomas Sowell ROCKS...MUD

RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah!
Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trustin' none!!
Killing children, 'cuz it's fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...

Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!!
Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...
Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...

My FRiends, a new morning dawns...
Yeah, Slick he's on the run...
MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares...
Care enough to DO YER SHARE!!
Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...
Roll on...Roll on!!

RAT-WHORE'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows...
Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...
FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!

Mudboy Slim (11/02/2002)

Works 4...MUD

Folks, do you think you can tell...
Lib'rals from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fight dem vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!

And did RATZ force you to trade...
Real heroes fer HO's?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
Chi-Com JOEZ fecklessness soars...
TraitorJOEZ goals are Left's shame!!

(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)

How I wish...Dem Marxists were not here...
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they won't work!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!

(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)

Doo doo dah doo....

Mudboy Slim

211 posted on 10/7/2004, 2:51:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)