"Leftist Fears!!"
(To be sung to Eddie and the Cruisers' "Tender Years")

Country's screwed with TraitorJOE...
RATZ tax everything in sight!!
Tyranny's closer and closer...
Stirrin' passions on the Right!!

Our freedom's gone...vile tyranny...
Must fight this Marxist throng!!
Right's got heart, we got dreams...
Big Guv'ment's most always WRONG!!

Folks, ignore Statist peers...
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe DemRATZ fears!!

RATZ say we're done, that freedom's bad...
Deficits, they plague our land!!
Fer the Truth, we aspire...
Liberty is oh so grand!!

Folks, ignore Statist peers...
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe Leftist fears!!

Mudboy Slim (3 August 2009)

Next on DemRATZ Social Agenda...the Normalization of Pedophilia.

ALL DeeCeeRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections!!

DeFund ALL Dem DeeCeeSwamp creatures...MUD

Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Marxists' Hell!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

RATZ seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against bein' free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial.
We'll sing...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem traitors...Stand and Be Brave!!
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!!
Ain't no time to sleep!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial.
We'll sing...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial.
We'll sing...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"Things Goin' On!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")

Well, have you seen RATZ ScumBag in the White House?
Have you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...

(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE- HAWWWW!!)

Too many Lies been told to OUR Country...
Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, we'll see Left NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...

(Ooooh, now the Syntaurz're justa gettin' off...with some help from the Maestro, Disco, on Lead Guitar...)

Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!

Well, Dem Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin US all by and by...
Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all, "Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Swamp's Chinese Spies,
While Slick Smokes his Weed and just gets high!!"

Now I'm talkin' at'cha, bouy!!
We're gonna send you and RATZ Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"We'll IMPEACH SlowJOE TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT Dem PUNKS...then We'll CONVICT Dem Sleazy BA$$turdz!!"

Crazy things goin' on...

Mudboy Slim

--------------------------------------------

Gotta believe Ronnie Van Zandt wouldda agreed with this song...MUD

1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

SlixMYbitch...MUD

And don't forget the 10% for the BigGuy!!

DeeCeeSwampRATZ are EVIL...MUD

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Lib'rals in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...

Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocence in Kosovo!!
Press squeals, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You'll reap what you have sown!"
If RATZ don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
Y'all just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but US FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
Dem Marxists say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim

Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Hmmm...almost 23 years ago...MUD

Having a Communist Chinese Party asset in the Oval Office will do that...

ALL DemRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

NFL Football is Back!!

Now, how bout we start cooling down the temps?!

Regards...MUD

Just go the FU*K away, ewe RINO scumbags!!

Bush-style spinelessness SHALL B rejected...MUD

"Right Has Gotta Swarm!!"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash White House with scorn...DemRATZ has been forewarned...
JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedoms they will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Biden...folks, we gotta take RATZ down...
Heed my merry band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer RATZ to meet their end...
Gotta fight Biden...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right has gotta Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's OUR White House RATZ scorned...in Jail, JOE should be thrown...
Just a Marxist and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right has gotta swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUDZ views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

FReegards...MUD

148 posted on 12/10/2001, 10:47:47 AM by Mudboy Slim

Partially updated today...MUD

1984-style NewsSpeak...aka LIES!!

Are ALL DemRATZ Chi-Com WHORES, like the Clintons and the Bidens?!

Yep...all DemRATZ are GROOMERZ!!

SincereLEE...MUD

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...
It ain't Right...DemRATZ, Swamp Rules via Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there,
Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT DemRATZ...PUNK Dem Clownz!!
DNC Tyrants...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...
They'll spread Left's blight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time WE ROUT Marxists, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to next Rebound!!

Biden feels he can't be beat...
Media Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots JOEZ LIES!!
Most of them say, "Joe Bidenz OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP Marxists...STOP DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT FAUCI!! Fight RATZ Power!!
All you good Patriots, come help US out!!
We gotta STOP Biden...Crush JOEZ Crown!!
Ev'rybody sees what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Leftists...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Marxism...Let's Do It NOW!!

(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)

Patriots, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!!
And it ain't McStain's RINOZ!!!

Let's ROCK...MUD

1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Biden and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' RATZ EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE JOEZ TREASON!!
Our Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
Our Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Marxist Minions Prayer]
"Big Guv'ment's my Shepherd...I shall not want.
I Care Not That RATZ LIE!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE Joe Bidenz Commie SPIES!!"

Folks, Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Joe Biden has endangered this Entire Nation!!
RATZ're floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...RATZ have Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day, we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We Shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Marxists' Eyes Water!!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, RATZ we'll INDICT!! In Jail, they'll Grow Old!!
Get out of OUR way...if EWE Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!

MUD (7/26/98)

Yep...MUD

In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clintons!!
And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string RATZ up!!

Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!!
Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's Fate shall be Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW, FReepers, we must...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Please join your fellow FReepers in Washington, DC this Spring...
WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!

1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)

Gotta update in Brandon's honor...MUD

America's Pastime...watching DemocRATZ make FOOLS of Demselves...smh.

All Dem DeeCeeRATZ are RACISTS...MUD

Good question, my FRiend...lemme tell ya...

I believe that the Leftist Media is wed to Clinton because of their unwavering support of him since he received the DemocRATic Nomination in '92. However, IMHO, their blind allegiance is derived from a much deeper sense of self-preservation. I believe it's all about Power, and the EffeteElite RAT-Mediaz unimpeded and exclusive access to the Powerful!!

Please let me explain--I've been thinking about this for a long time!! A National Media requires National Issues and National Stories to maintain and attract a National Audience. Until FDR's Collectivist Agenda was enacted in the late-30's, folks in Des Moines didn't really give much of a hoot about what was happening in Cambridge, Tampa, LA, or Washington, DC...why should they, as most of the news that affected their day-to-day lives was local? But as the National Media Moguls came into power--first thru Radio, then with TeeVee--their needs correlated closely with the desires of a growing Washington Ruling Class to come up with National Solutions to the issues that Americans had always dealt with locally, or at a State Level. World War II also played a part in this as it demonstrated the apparent effectiveness of a National Effort. For almost 60 years, the National Media and the Power-hungry proponents of an ever- growing Federal Leviathan worked in unison--the Media stirring up the fears of the Sheeple with the various "crisis-du-jours", and the Federal Guv'ment stepping in with the "solution-du-jour."

However, as always happens with Collectivist solutions to problems, the problems just got worse, which was just fine with the Federal Guv'ment who simply called for even more Federal programs. And the National Media continued to play along, until in 1994 when the GOP took control under the auspices of reducing the size and scope of the Federal Guv'ment...and EMPOWERING States, Localities and Individuals. This scares the Hell out of the Effete Elite Media!! If each State is responsible for their own State's performance, who's gonna wanna watch a National News Program dealing with Delaware's latest Education Initiative?! Yep, only folks from Delaware would give a rat's arse...and they can get that news from a Local TeeVee Network!!

The way I see it, the National Networks NEED Big Federal Guv'ment just as much as Big Guv'ment depends on the Lame-Stream Media...and to Hell with the fact Big Guv'ment doesn't work and woe upon anyone who would try to upset their Vile Conspiracy against the best interests of the American Sheeple!!!

Sorry to ramble on, but I just found that from an old thread of mine.

FReegards...MUD

179 Posted on 08/17/2001 07:23:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Time to Shove The TRUTH Down the Media's Throats!!!)

Wisdom is the Greatest D&D attribute, IMHO, Constitution is a close Second...MUD

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Biden fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on JOEZ Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
WeThePeople, let's WHOOP A$$ on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see RATZ Traitorz get what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's Rapists crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about, well, JOEZ Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to our songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Press write about us prove they're JOEZ Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But RATZ'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine defeat Left's Scum!!

Patriots, I foresee JOEZ Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

Worthless RINO discard...

Regards...MUD

Indeed...MUD

"Trump Shall Run Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Bidenz gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Left's Marxist Insurrections...are driving RATZ insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Big Guv'ment washed away...
The Evil of the "Lib'rals"...has forced Mudboy to sing.

Left's sorry...JOEZ sorry!!
Don't worry...TRUTH's dawnin'...

Justice is OUR Right...Third Party calls...Dem RINOZ frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...RATZ ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If JOEZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Left's sorry...sooo sorry...

Media never calls!! MUDZ waitin' for Press calls...
RATZ Lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
MUDZ Syntaurz sing...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that Right should "Just Move ON!!"...RATZ Choice isn't mine!!

Left's sorry...JOEZ sorry!!
Don't worry...TRUTH's dawnin'...

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...
That is "Y" MUD is an Independent!!

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
Who genuinely needs to be INDICTED fer his crimes, including TREASON!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

1 posted on 1/15/2002, 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

Updated today...MUD

Man-Made Global Warming is a Marxist HOAX!!

Manchin is a Marxist RAT and shall soon become an EX-Senator from W.Va.

TRUE DAT...MUD

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz DemRATZ're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemocRATZ cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned RATZ Crooked Man!

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

Go ahead, Xi, NUKE Nancy!!

DeeCeeRATZ LOOOVE Abortin' Babies!!

Regards...MEGA Ultra MUD

"MAC-AULIFFE!!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RATZ WHORE'd!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Soros shyster bought those DemocRATZ Soulz...
PUNK sold out, folks, gave US away...DemRATZ're ALL Chi-Com HO's!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Tyranny is still McAwful's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech. Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer-life. [Or NOT...lol]

Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?!

Let's Roll...MUD

1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

DAM STRAIT!!

Of course, I prefer the term, "MEGA Ultra MAGA", but to each his own...MUD

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to RATZ King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and Senate and we'll bring RATZ down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

The Communist Chinese p'OWN the DemocRATic Party, lock, stock, and barrel!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"MUD!!"
(To be sung to U2's "One")

Is Life getting better?
Why do RATZ still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATZ need someone to blame!!
MUD says...

Left's SCUM...let's fight!!
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!

Lib'rals disappoint you?
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
RATZ act like they've never worked hard...
So Left wants mine to go without!!
RATZ, it's...

Too late...We're Right!!
Rush'll drag RATZ past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
We Gotta Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...

(BigMan on guitar...)

Have EWE come here fer fergiveness?
Have RATZ learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!

Does MUD ask too much?
More than you got?
RATZ owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
Left's DONE...RATZ're awful lame!!
We're free...
Yer MUDZ brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...

TRUTH is our template...
TRUTH's the higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!

RATZ tax US fer spendin'...
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!

One song...Left's WRONG!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz We're Good!!
Must fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATZ're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!

Muuud...

Muuud...

Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009)

Abolish the I.R.S. and Fire ALL DemRATZ!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

TraitorJoe is doing the bidding of his Marxist Masters in Beijing...MUD

"FReepers!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird")

RATZ will steal, beg, or borrow...
To defend JOEZ Tyranny!!
But JOE must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned State Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake control, now...
DeeCeeSwamp, we shall then DRAIN...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
Next, DemRATZ shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Marxists, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World's gonna cha-a-a-ange....

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Biden, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
JOE, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And RATZ World we shall next change...
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
Dem Marxists we'll now de-Fame...
Fake News Media shall be shamed!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join WeThePeople?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

Mudboy Slim

2 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:17:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

LOL...from back when Jim Carrey usedta be funny...MUD

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many RATZ'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange Dem Marxists' brains!!
We'll storm the doors...RATZ got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all ewe RATZ...it ain't a big deal...
All DemRATZ lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...RATZ just destroy...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
Dem Marxist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning this fight!
We'll Devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE!!
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

"Wonderful things are about to happen..." (2001: A Space Odyssey)

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Don't forget10% for the BigGuy...

Regards...MUD

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If RATZ keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeah...
Elite OneWorlders taught US to weep an' moan...
Trump's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
JOE...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when RATZ stonewall breaks, Hunter'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped 'gainst DemMarxists...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
JOEZ goin' down, JOEZ goin' down now.
RATZ goin' down, Devolving Power now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

7 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:25:42 AM by Mudboy Slim

SHEEESH...DemRATZ are RACISTS!!

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

As a Party we're sure...
All RATZ Minions Are Dolts...
Left's defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When folks first hear...they know...
Media Whore'd is RATZ HO!!
DeeCeeRATZ LOATHE WeThePeople!!
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.

DemRATZ're lyin' 'bout TraitorJOEZ Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts RATZ fer sure...
And you know Bidenz words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Marxists, all of yer thoughts are DESTRUCTIVE!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at DemRATZ...
And my spirit starts sighing, "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Songs and smoke from MUDZ cave...
Heed the voices of those who know Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Truth make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, TheDonald shall lead US with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Do Any Marxists Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to RATZ TREASON!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my erstwhile FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder...
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Country's drownin' and RATZ won't go...
To where Ol' JOEZ goin'...
Dick Nixon's callin' JOE to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer Future lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight Dem Marxist HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
Here walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
We knows what's Right...We're proud to show...
How America's future is Gold!!
And if you listen very hard...
MUDZ tunes shall come to you at last.
When all are O.N.E. and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

Folks, Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

MEGA Ultra MAGA...MUD

Gestapo? Stasi? KGB?
Whatever it is called, it is blatant Authoritarianism!!

#FryFauciFirst!!

TraitorJOE, RATZ Chi-Com HO!!

Regards...MUD

Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Marxist DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"EWE Marxists...Joe Biden...
YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge the DeepState's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Sheeple...FReepers love ya, Nation...
Everywhere RATZ look, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Revised today...MUD

15 posted on 11/16/2002, 7:01:59 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")

RATZ're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Joe Bidenz corrupt SLIME...
DeepState's CRIMES!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATZ clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS and WE'll Devolve Power!!
Left'll Be SQUEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Boden is just a Marxist Traitor...
And WE haveta FReep RATZ Lyin' SCUM!!
RATZ're going DOWN!!

It'll such a glorious feelin'...
When we RATZ Crimes Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Right cannot get discouraged...
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
JOEZ Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemocRATZ Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim

BTW2...So, you ask, what's the "Common Thread" referring to?! Well, I'm awful glad ya asked...
"Common Thread" is the title of a CD put out in 1993 by a number of modern Country performers, each performing an Eagles song.
"Tequila Sunrise", for example, is sung by Alan Jackson, and "Desperado" is performed by Clint Black,
and "Take It To the Limit" is performed by Suzy Bogguss...it's really a neat CD,
and we shall FReep every song on it by the end of this thread...MUD

All Dem DeeCeeRATZ are FASCIST, Anti-American BrownShirts...MUD

Well, Left's walkin' through the clouds...
With her Lib'ral Mind...RATZ mind-numbed child.
Sure, JOE Lies while RATZ take...still, FOOLS kneel!!
Brandon, go to Hell...
November's gonna be a Rout!!!
Sorry RATZ Suck $#!+!!

Sure, WE're MAD...that's why WE FReep!!
With Ten Thousand Smiles FRiends give to me FRee...)8^D!!
"Yes, WE're Right!!" MUD says, "LeftWing's SLIME!!"
Yes, WE shall sing fer Justice...
Beel...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!

(BigMan on Lead...Disco on rhythm)

FReegards...MUD

114 posted on 12/18/2002, 2:13:51 AM by Mudboy Slim

The DemocRATic Party is Self-Exterminating Before Our Eyes!!

Yep...Abolish the Hopelessly-Corrupt F.B.I.!!

SincereLEE...MUD