BRAD OF CALIFORNIA

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Published: Feb 6, 2021
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Post Date: 2021-02-06 18:02:08 by IbJensen
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Brad lived in California. He was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window. He got back into his car, selected his favorite music, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brad is a registered California Democrat.

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#1: BorisY    To: IbJensen (#0)

poor brad

armegeddon - apocalypse

new heaven - new earTh

The eTernal life - kingdom

libs geT The TrapTure

love
boris

BorisY posted on 2021-02-06 20:03:07   Reply   Private Reply


#2: IbJensen    To: BorisY (#1)

Amen. Awoman

IbJensen posted on 2021-02-08 08:47:03   Reply   Private Reply