On Thursday, Californias Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom released a list of outdoor activities citizens are allowed to participate in during the statewide shutdown.
We want you to see sunsets, said Newsom, as reported by SF Gate. We want you to enjoy activities outdoors. What they dont want is people congregating outside in large groups.
The list included a wide variety of activities, some of which raised more than a few eyebrows on social media for either being so specific or painstakingly obvious, such as the suggestion for people to avoid gardening in groups or giving permission for people to wash the car.
The list in full:
Athletics
Badminton (singles)
Throwing a baseball or softball
BMX biking
Canoeing (singles)
Crabbing
Cycling
Exploring rock pools
Gardening (not in groups)
Golf (singles, walking no cart)
Hiking (on trails and paths allowing distancing)
Horseback riding (singles)
Jogging and running
Kite boarding and kitesurfing
Meditation
Outdoor photography
Picnics (with your stay-home household members only)
Quad Biking
Rock Climbing
Roller Skating and Roller Blading
Rowing (singles)
Scootering (not in groups)
Skateboarding (not in groups)
Soft martial arts Tai Chi, Chi Kung (not in groups)
Table tennis (singles)
Throw and catch an American mini football, Frisbee or Frisbee golf (not in groups)
Trail running
Trampolining
Tree climbing
Volleyball (singles)
Walk the dog
Wash the car
Watch the sunrise or sunset
Yoga
People on social media mercilessly trolled the list for going to the excessive lengths that it did.
Good news, California! Were allowed to watch sunsets! tweeted GOP congressional candidate Buzz Patterson.
Good news, California! Were allowed to watch sunsets!
California releases detailed list of outdoor activities allowed during shutdown SFGate https://t.co/jHYKzWH3t8
Buzz Patterson for Congress (CA-7) (@BuzzPatterson) May 1, 2020
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??? THIS IS REAL! California releases detailed list of outdoor activities allowed during shutdown, tweeted radio show hosts Jon and Ken.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??? THIS IS REAL ! California releases detailed list of outdoor activities allowed during shutdown https://t.co/2uOiTeCvPx via @SFGate
John and Ken (@johnandkenshow) May 1, 2020
A list of restricted activities was necessary. A list of permitted activities is chilling, tweeted California legislator Kevin Kiley.
A list of restricted activities was necessary. A list of permitted activities is chilling.https://t.co/XwwQnn34OJ
Kevin Kiley (@KevinKileyCA) May 1, 2020
Big Daddy #thugboy decided to ease your restriction. Be good little boys and girls and they and them. Follow the rules or else [Gavin Newsom] is going to put you in time out, with misdemeanor, possible fine, possible jail time, tweeted congressional candidate Erin Cruz.
Big Daddy #thugboy decided to ease your restriction. Be good little boys and girls and they and them. Follow the rules or else @GavinNewsom is going to put you in time out, with misdemeanor, possible fine, possible jail time#PoliceState #endthelockdownhttps://t.co/nmITbET65j
ERIN CRUZ FOR CALIFORNIA (CA-36) (@RealErinCruz) May 1, 2020
Meanwhile, in CA, Gov. Gavin Newsom announced the activities we peasants are allowed during the lockdown, tweeted one frustrated user. Ill see you at the State Capitol protest tomorrow while the governor sits atop his throne and whittles away at this list of allowable activities.
As reported by The Daily Wires Eric Quintanar, earlier this week, cities in Orange County sued the governor for ordering a statewide beach closure against the authority of local municipalities who voted to keep the beaches open. Orange County Sheriff Don Barnes said that law enforcement will not take a heavy-handed approach toward citizens in violation of the order.
To date, we have not had to take any enforcement action on any components of the governors order, said the sheriff.
Poster Comment:
Throwing a baseball or softball
Are you allowed to catch it?
Volleyball (singles)
WTF? One per side?