Poster Comment:

Got a couple a fish, caught em' last night
Ain't gonna eat em' got a better use in sight
Can't say now, but I think it's a GAS!
My neighbor got a cat and I'm a-gonna kill it's ass.

(Chorus)

That cat don't come in my yard no more.
No that cat don't come 'round here no more
I'm a-laughin' at their plight
a-knowin' that I'm right
We ain't gonna see that cat no more.

(Verse 2)

Went out to my gay-rage,
I knew just what to do
That Prestone can was a-sittin' there
Time to bid that cat adieu

a good 12 hours should do the trick
Anticipation set to begin
Poured death into a waiting pan
ans dropped those fishies in

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)

I'm the coolest
I'm the bravest
I'm a legend in my mind

I'll kill the cats, their owners too
At least 'til I'm confined.

(Guitar solo)

Verse 4 Well, some folks say I'm a-crazy
I know that just ain't true
I hope y'all will understand
Killin'-cats is what I do

(Coda)

They say it's wrong but I don't care

Killin'-cats is what I do

I fixed that kitty BUT GOOD! (H/T: TLBSHOW) I say

Killin'-cats is what I do

Killin'-cats is what I do

Killin'-cats is what I do