from the ignorance-of-the-law-gets-you-a-sweet-position-on-the-nightly-newscast dept
If you're going to be touted as an "expert," the very goddamn least you can do is not make people stupider. May I present to you "Trooper Steve," the resident "traffic safety expert" for ClickOrlando.com.
He comes highly-touted. None other than the Orlando Sentinel called him well, a "traffic safety expert." Here's the headline:
Former FHP Trooper Steve Montiero brings wealth of knowledge as News 6 traffic safety expert
Underneath the video announcing this triumphant hiring is a sentence that makes my head ache terribly:
Montiero gained fame with the Florida Highway Patrol as a Public Information Officer
It's really weird that anyone would "gain fame" as a law enforcement officer. Sure, his position was more public-facing than most, but let's not start building a statue in his honor yet.
Here's a bit from his bio at ClickOrlando. [Please hold your vomiting until the end of the quote.]
A Central Florida native and decorated combat veteran, Montiero comes to the station following an eight-year assignment with the Florida Highway Patrol. While there, his responsibilities included patrolling Osceola, Orange, Brevard, Lake, Seminole and Volusia counties, along with the Orlando area of the Florida Turnpike. He was later assigned to the Florida Highway Patrol Motorcycle Unit, where he began doing public speaking engagements and found his passion for community involvement.
From that experience, he became the face of FHP in Orlando. Lt. Kim Montes took Steven under her wing and made him assistant Public Affairs Officer.
Over the last several years, he has become known across the Sunshine State as Trooper Steve. Hes spent his time doing everything from corporate events to interviews on WKMG, to just hanging out with kids in hopes of spreading the word about safe-decision making in hopes of saving just one life.
Why am I being so harsh on Trooper Steve? Well, it's a few things. First and foremost, his leap from law enforcement officer to "traffic safety expert" assumes he actually knows how to keep traffic safe. The thing about cops is they are under no obligation to keep the public safe. As the occupation name makes clear, they are there to perform law enforcement, not keep drivers safe. If the two happen to align occasionally, everyone wins. But LEOs have no "duty of care."
More than that, touting someone as an "expert" tends to lead viewers and readers to believe this person knows what the fuck they're talking about. But as this recent column by "Trooper Steve" painfully proves, police PR reps make for terrible "experts."
The question is fairly innocuous: are there any safety tips Trooper "Traffic Safety Expert" Steve could offer travelers roaming around the country with cash in their possession?
Martha, of Champions Gate, asked, Is there anything I should know when carrying large amounts of cash in the car?
Everything goes off the rails immediately.
Well if youre up to no good and get stopped by the police and have large amounts of cash on you, youre going to have something to worry about. Civil asset forfeiture act requires you to show proof of cash when law enforcement is conducting an investigation.
Anything around $5,000 or more you should always have some type of paperwork showing where that money has come from, legally. This is to eliminate the idea that this money was earned or given during criminal activities for which you may be investigated.
First and fucking foremost, there is nothing illegal about cash. Cops presume there is because it puts money directly in the pockets of cops. Civil asset forfeiture tends to benefit the agency performing the seizure, so cops (and troopers) have every incentive to view any amount of cash as suspicious.
Trooper Steve draws the line at $5,000. It's an arbitrary line. Law enforcement officers will gladly seize amounts less than that because they're allowed to keep 85% of everything they seize.
But -- either due to stupidity or as a favor to his law enforcement buddies -- "expert" Trooper Steve shifts the burden of proof to drivers. That is not the law. The law -- following some minimal reform efforts -- lays the burden exactly where Trooper Steve says it doesn't.
Cash seizures still wont need to be preceded by an arrest, though under the new law, forfeiture of any property wont be made permanent unless law enforcement can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it is linked to a crime. Thats the same standard of proof required for a criminal conviction.
So, it is not up to drivers to prove the cash they have on them is legit. It's up to cops. Of course, this won't stop a seizure, but at least the law says the burden of proof is on law enforcement. Supposed "expert" Trooper Steve says it isn't. He is making people stupider. And perhaps conveniently so, because while you can take a cop out of the force, you can't take the force out of the cop.
Do better with your hiring, ClickOrlando. And clean up after your repurposed public servants when they fuck up. Thanks.
#1: misterwhite To: Deckard (#0)
The author's way won't stop a seizure. But the trooper's way will. Simply show where the money came from. Then it won't get seized to begin with.
No receipt? Then the money gets seized and you have to prove later in court where it came from.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-10 09:35:30 Reply Private Reply
#2: A K A Stone To: misterwhite (#1)
You have a problem with that innocent until proven guilty thing. Along with the 4th amendment which you despise.
A K A Stone posted on 2019-08-10 09:40:19 Reply Private Reply
#3: misterwhite To: Deckard (#0)
That new law was passed just last month and only applies to the State of Florida.
Thats the same standard of proof required for a criminal conviction.
Correct. Meaning Florida cops will now seize the money AND arrest you for a crime. Why not? If they can prove "beyond a reasonable doubt" that the money was used in a crime, that means that YOU were also involved in that crime.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-10 09:52:10 Reply Private Reply
#4: misterwhite To: A K A Stone (#2)
Innocent until proven guilty only applies to people, not property. By the way, don't you support locking people up for murder before they have their day in court? They haven't been found guilty, meaning they're innocent, right?
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-10 09:58:26 Reply Private Reply
#5: misterwhite To: A K A Stone (#2)
Uh-huh. A safe. Tens of thousands of dollars sitting there for a lifetime drawing zero interest. And the one and only time you took it all out the safe (why?) the cops pulled you over, searched the car, and found it.
Now you expect me to justify the law based on a one-in-a-billion exception? Tell that story to the judge. There's an equal chance he'll believe you.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-10 10:06:10 Reply Private Reply
#6: Deckard To: misterwhite, A K A Stone (#4)
In other words if a house has some peeling paint, mis-matched blinds, grass "too long" in the yard ar anything that violates a city code, that house is "guilty of a crime" and can be seized.
Yeah - you're on record as supporting that tyranny as well.
The idea that any property - money or otherwise can be presumed to be guilty of committing a crime is so very Orwellian.
Deckard posted on 2019-08-10 11:58:34 Reply Private Reply
#7: Deckard To: misterwhite, A K A Stone (#5)
Is misterwhite claiming here that those who don't trust banks and have money stashed away are guilty of committing a crime?
It sure seems that way.
Deckard posted on 2019-08-10 12:00:57 Reply Private Reply
#8: Gatlin To: Deckard, misterwhite, A K A Stone (#6)
But now in Florida, seizing and bringing a civil forfeiture claim against an owner of property is no longer that easy under Florida Statute §932.703.
In 2016, a new law was enacted in Florida that makes it harder for law enforcement agencies to take property.
There are two primary changes in the law
Although Florida still uses asset forfeiture, it is now a bit more difficult for LE agencies to use it as an easy way to generate income. Florida and a handful of other states have implemented similar laws.Gatlin posted on 2019-08-10 12:44:25 Reply Private Reply
#9: A K A Stone To: Gatlin (#8)
A K A Stone posted on 2019-08-10 12:47:33 Reply Private Reply
#10: Gatlin To: Deckard, misterwhite, A K A Stone (#7)
Nah ...
But admittedly - it can perhaps irrationally seem that way to a warped libertarian mind.
But to those with intelligence - It seems that you are simply making a falsely irrational conclusion.
IOW - You are making shit up ...
Gatlin posted on 2019-08-10 12:54:44 Reply Private Reply
#11: Gatlin To: A K A Stone (#9)
I can understand why you do.
Gatlin posted on 2019-08-10 12:56:07 Reply Private Reply
#12: Deckard To: Gatlin (#8)
Good on Florida - misterwhite will be displeased.
Deckard posted on 2019-08-10 13:05:31 Reply Private Reply
#13: Deckard To: Gatlin (#10)
Perhaps you haven't read any of paulsens's posts on the topic of asset forfeiture - he believes that houses may be legally seized for having grass too long in the yard or for a six dollar tax bill.
I suggest you do some basic research before spewing any more flatulance from your gaping maw.
Here's a good place to start: The Grass GESTAPO Is Out of Control: 30K in Fines and Potential Foreclosure for a Too-Long Lawn
BTW - your irrational hatred of anything "libertarian" has crossed in to chronic obsessiveness.
Deckard posted on 2019-08-10 13:17:25 Reply Private Reply
#14: Gatlin To: Deckard, misterwhite (#13)
Gatlin posted on 2019-08-10 13:32:43 Reply Private Reply
#15: Gatlin To: Deckard (#13)
GOOD
Gatlin posted on 2019-08-10 13:33:19 Reply Private Reply
#16: Deckard To: Gatlin (#15)
Nah - just concerned about your mental health and well-being.
Your psychotic rants against libertarians could make you a candidate for some Red Flag Law intervention.
You're all for those, right?
Wouldn't that be ironic - Parsons hoisted on his own petard.
Deckard posted on 2019-08-10 13:40:31 Reply Private Reply
#17: Gatlin To: Deckard (#16)
Gatlin posted on 2019-08-10 13:57:19 Reply Private Reply
#18: misterwhite To: Deckard (#6)
400 years ago when civil asset forfeture was first implemented by the British, George Orwell didn't exist.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-11 10:06:02 Reply Private Reply
#19: misterwhite To: Deckard (#7)
The people aren't guilty of anything. And if they keep their money in a safe forever, the money won't be guilty either.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-11 10:08:36 Reply Private Reply
#20: misterwhite To: Gatlin (#8)
Florida is THE state that should have such a law. That just made a lot of drug dealers richer. Like Deckard cares.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-11 10:14:04 Reply Private Reply
#21: misterwhite To: A K A Stone (#9)
When it comes to scumbag drug dealers I agree with Robert Mueller -- I like the standard which requires exoneration.
misterwhite posted on 2019-08-11 10:17:32 Reply Private Reply
#22: nolu chan To: Deckard, A K A Stone, misterwhite, Gatlin (#0)
People, people, people! When are you going to stop falling for turds scoured from the cesspools of the internet and brought back and deposited at LF??? Taking such bullshit at face value only results in wasting your time chasing your own tails.
Let me introduce Tim Cushing, the instant general dumb fuck who either did not read the law he spouts about, or he deliberately misrepresented what it says. I present what this latest legal "expert" said and then the actual law and what it says.
First, and fucking foremost, Tim Cushing did not know what he was talking about. He conflates criminal asset forfeiture with civil asset forfeiture, and just generally fucks up after that.
[Thread article - Tim Cushing, Techdirt]
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Here, taken straight from the Florida legislature is the appliicable law. I need not explain it. I merely boldface the most relevant parts about the civil asset forfeiture of monetary instruments. Beyond any and all doubt, this is what the law is.
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0900-0999/0932/Sections/0932.703.html
nolu chan posted on 2019-08-11 15:04:11 Reply Private Reply
#23: nolu chan To: Deckard, A K A Stone, misterwhite, Gatlin (#22)
https://www.frankrubino.com/Legal-Articles/Understanding-asset-forfeiture-in-Florida-criminal-cases.shtml
Frank A. Rubino, Esq.
Federal and International Crimial Defense
UNDERSTANDING ASSET FORFEITURE IN FLORIDA CRIMINAL CASES
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https://criminaldefenseattorneytampa.com/asset-seizure-asset-forfeiture/
Sammis Law Firm
Florida Criminal Defense
Fight Asset Seizure and Forfeiture
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nolu chan posted on 2019-08-11 15:05:49 Reply Private Reply