Saturday Night Live opened with a Meet the Press sketch that teased Republican leadership over their unimpeachable support of Donald Trump, even as the president’s actions conflict with their own political beliefs.
For instance, all three GOP members – Beck Bennett’s Mitch McConnell, Kate McKinnon’s Lindsey Graham and Cicely Strong’s Susan Collins – were opposed to tariffs against China until Trump’s attempts to enforce them.
“When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him,” McKinnon’s Graham said. “This man has lost a hundred times more money than I have ever made.”
Meet the Press host Chuck Todd, played by Kyle Mooney, then asked the question, “What would it take for any of you to lose your support for Donald Trump?” Even if Trump was Muslim, committed obstruction of justice and colluded with Russia and divorced Melania and married Stormy Daniels, his GOP brethren would continue to support him, the three Republicans agree.
The one hypothetical where they’d lose support for the president: If he helped pass Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal.
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Hank Rearden posted on 2019-05-12 11:17:24 Reply Private Reply
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Donald Trump makes a comment about his current momentum at a campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa on Saturday.
"You know what else they say about my people? The polls, they say I have the most loyal people. Did you ever see that? Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s like incredible," Trump said.
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Hank Rearden posted on 2019-05-12 14:24:25 Reply Private Reply
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make believe is real
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BorisY posted on 2019-05-12 16:56:20 Reply Private Reply
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Record unemployment for every category!
Record stock market highs!
Higher wages for the middle class.
Low inflation
High GDP which we were told would not happen ever again and definitely not while having a trade war with china(in reality we are actually fighting back for the first time against China's tariff war they started)!
Our so called nato allies are starting to share the burden of defend their own land for the first time in history.
China is being forced to comply with trade agreements for the first time!
US is getting better trade deals all over the world!
Demoncrats are being shown as they really are which is bat shit crazy and not even the so called news services can hide it any more!
Doing this all while fighting US's enemies such as the demoncrap party, neo- clowns/never-trumpers and the commie rags we call news service!
I would say he is a Genius! If you are on the wrong side of good you think he is an evil dictator(even though he has less powers than Obama had)!
Lets not forget corrupt fbi/doj investigation started by Obama/Clinton to spy on Trump. This act is 100 times worse than what Nixon did!
Justified posted on 2019-05-12 18:37:36 Reply Private Reply