Driver attempts to destroy giant snowman, not realizing it’s built on a large tree trunk

Source: From The Trenches/Yahoo
Published: Jan 17, 2019
Author: Yahoo
Post Date: 2019-01-18 19:59:38 by Deckard
Views: 3452

When a driver decided to destroy a giant snowman in Petersburg, Ky., on Monday, the culprit got a rude awakening. Instead of poor Frosty being murdered, the snowman got its revenge, since its base was a giant tree trunk in the yard of Cory Lutz.

Lutz was hosting his fiancée, Lucy, and her sister, Laura, who were visiting from Mississippi this weekend when Lucy experienced the “biggest snowfall she’s ever seen.” Naturally, Lutz wanted to make it special for the visiting women.  

Lutz told FOX 8 that the three of them spent the weekend sledding, engaging in snowball fights and even canoeing. But no winter wonderland of a weekend would be complete without building a snowman.

As three grown adults are wont to do, they set out to build a towering snowman. They used a large stump in Lutz’s front yard for the base of the 9-foot-tall Frosty.

Lutz thought everyone in his neighborhood would love Frosty, and with its top hat and charming smile, how could you not? But apparently, there was at least one nefarious foe.

Lutz came home on Monday to find a set of tire tracks in his yard leading directly to the snowman. The trunk was exposed, and in the snow was not a snow angel but the imprint of the culprit’s bumper.

“Apparently, Frosty had been handing out life lessons to surprised 4×4 vandals. You reap what you sow! Still standing and still smiling — he certainly had the last laugh!” Lutz said.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/driver-attempts-destroy-giant-snowman-not-realizing-built-large-tree-trunk-021319805.html

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#1: GrandIsland    To: Deckard (#0)

Looks like some retard, slowly drove into it to collapse it. At that angle, anyone trying to drive through it would slide into the house. The tire tracks (the lack of sideways sliding, after impact) indicates that the suspect vehicle probably sustained little damage.

GrandIsland posted on 2019-01-18 20:15:20   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Deckard    To: GrandIsland (#1)

Looks like some retard, slowly drove into it to collapse it.

Probably a guy wearing a MAGA hat in a truck with a Trump bumper sticker on it.

Deckard posted on 2019-01-18 20:17:44   Reply   Private Reply

#3: GrandIsland    To: Deckard (#2)

Sounds more like a Paultard with an Anarchist “A” tattoo and a Black Lies Matters bumper sticker and a multi colored glass pipe in the ashtray.

GrandIsland posted on 2019-01-18 20:22:29   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Deckard    To: GrandIsland (#3)

Sounds more like a Paultard with an Anarchist “A” tattoo and a Black Lies Matters bumper sticker and a multi colored glass pipe in the ashtray.

Nah - judging by the low IQ posts of the Trump cultists here, it's pretty certain that the deed was done by some redneck Budweiser-swilling moron thinking that the snowman was a unflattering depiction of King Donald.

Deckard posted on 2019-01-18 20:31:25   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Hondo68    To: Deckard (#0)

Looks like another WOD officer got into the meth locker.

Hondo68 posted on 2019-01-18 20:50:54   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BorisY    To: GrandIsland (#1)

Some liberTardarians

On weed - lsd

In a sTolen Truck

Love
boris

BorisY posted on 2019-01-18 21:02:58   Reply   Private Reply

#7: GrandIsland    To: hondo68 (#5)

WOD

You are the Hanoi Hondope, against the WAR on drugs. You’re as wrong and as fucking stupid as Hanoi Jane.

lol

GrandIsland posted on 2019-01-18 21:04:56   Reply   Private Reply

#8: GrandIsland    To: BorisY (#6)

Dicktard and Hondope are all that’s left of the pro drug addict geriatric hippie asshole posters from FR. Most have hopefully died.

lol

GrandIsland posted on 2019-01-18 21:06:39   Reply   Private Reply

#9: misterwhite    To: GrandIsland (#1)

Looks like some retard, slowly drove into it to collapse it.

Who does that? If you're going to knock something over, it's pedal to the metal and make it FLY!

Which is why I believe the story is fake. The angle is wrong and the target snowman is too close to the house.

misterwhite posted on 2019-01-19 14:42:56   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Stoner    To: Deckard (#0)

Was the SnowMan in Fred Mertz yard ? I think he lives somewhere in KY.

Stoner posted on 2019-01-24 11:39:19   Reply   Private Reply

#11: GrandIsland    To: Stoner (#10)

No... I didn’t see a single wide trailer in the picture. Just a run down stick built shithole. Fred’s Ass Hurtz lives in a trailer park.

GrandIsland posted on 2019-01-24 18:54:37   Reply   Private Reply