Our dreams we work towards...
This land rejects all kings!!
The Truth shall find its voice...
For Freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!

"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!"
Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!!
Folks, the Truth is everything!!

The "choice" of the RATS...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!!
We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance...
Folks, imagine RATS called MUD a dreamer.
How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!!
How many fears must good patriots fight?!!
Country suffers from RATS' madness...
FReep fer Justice!! Ohhh...FReep fer Justice!!

(musical interlude)

Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!!
We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!!
Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!!
White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!!
'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!!
Left ain't scarey anymore.

Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!"
Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies...
AlQueda's Death and Violence!!
How many times must Lib'rals lie?!
How come RINOs like avoiding fights?!
Country suffers from RATS' madness!!
Ohh...Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!

(FreakJam ensues....)

Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006)

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

Pookies TOONS rock...MUD

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Lefgt's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

Regards...MUD

"In November 1990, McAuliffe pitched an investment proposal to a man named Jack Moore, who was a longtime official of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers. Moore ran the union's pension fund and had virtually unchallenged authority to choose where to invest it $6 Billion store of capital. He had met McAuliffe a couple of years earlier when both men were supporters of Democratic represntative Richard Gephardt's 1988 presidential campaign.

McAuliffe wanted to create a partnership to buy a large block of commercial real estate in central Florida, including a shopping center and several apartment buildings. Moore agreed, and he and McAuliffe came up with an extraordinary arrangement. McAuliffe put up $100 for the purchase, and the pension fund put up $39 Million. Despite the enormous disparity in investment, the deal called for both sides to split the profits 50-50, after the union received a modest initial return.

The next year, McAuliffe proposed another venture for the partnership. This time, he wanted to buy a parcel of land near the apartment complexes and divide it into more than 500 single-family lots. Instead of another lopsided purchase arrangement, the pension fund offered to lend McAuliffe up to $10 million to buy the property, which was known as Country Run. As collateral, McAuliffe put up the land itself, plus his 50 percent interest in the apartments/shopping center development.

But not long afterward, McAuliffe got out of the first deal. In June 1992, the pension fund paid McAuliffe $450,000 for a portion of his 50 percent share. Then, in August 1993, the fund paid McAuliffe an additional $2 Million for most of the rest of his share. McAuliffe's total return was $2.45 Million on an original investment of $100."

Amazing--isn't it?!--how brazen McAuliffe is with his corruption...MUD

Got that Black tragic wisdom...
Trust the facts and good reason...
Right's gotta stand up fer FReedom!!
Help US to fight fer the FRee!!
RAT-freaks are whacked, tragic figures...
Left's tryin' to stake the heart of Liberty!!

Folks, turn the RATS outta DeeCee!!
BureaucRATS outta DeeCee!!
Left, don't turn yer back on SlimShady...
MUD's messin' 'round with yer heads!!
Folks, turn the RATS outta DeeCee!!
Do what's Right, stand up proud, Dittoheads!!

Give 'em hell, Reagan babies!!
Give Left hell, Limbaugh babies!!
Yes, Rush gots a spell on US, Nation...
Turning our spines into steel!!
I FReep 'gainst the RATS' tragic lessons
MUD shan't let RATbots be!!

Mudboy Slim (12 May 2006)

This Biased BassTurd Moeller Needs 2 GO...MUD

Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")

If RATZ keep on lyin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh- hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

MUD

"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")

The RATS they gather in the Park...
To march against "Dubyuh's War"...
The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark...
FReep them with yer VOTES!!
Give Left hell 'til they're gone...
RATS wish that they weren't freaks...
Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!

Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal...
Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATS hell...
We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell...
Liberty is burnin' bright!!
RATS fear the dreams of the Right...
Clinton is Left's Traitor...
Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!

A megaphone and our flag displayed...
The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made...
'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid...
We're free, we're acting up!!
We fought against Slick Willie's scum...
Too bad Senate didn't rate...
RATS fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!

(Mud on harp...)

Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare...
Life is good, but it ain't fair...
Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!"
Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!!
Reagan's Amnesty was vile...
Lib'rals, they just cannot relate...
Tell me why...why must DemocRATS HATE?!

Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked...
We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!!
Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts...
RATS do favors fer Chi-Coms!!
Please don't believe the Medyuh spin...
Freedom is our fate!!
Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!

FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"...
'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins...
The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!!
Dubyuh's reigned supreme...
Amnesty's his dream...
But Right is just too great...
Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!

(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)

Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)

"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, Democrats are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!

'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

MUDBOY SLIM

1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right...
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATS know...

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind...
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
Friends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand and Post?!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

(BigMan on guitar...)

Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do...
Whup some a$$ and foolish twits shall learn the meaning...
Our best shall learn MUDZ tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbot scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, one God knows!!
Medyuh scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Heh heh heh...MUD

Right remains divisible...
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!

Right was born with a righteous quest...
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATS discourage me.

'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...

Walk the walk...stand and fight!!
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
So just let RATS be!!

Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!"
RINOs, they agree...
RATS're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.

'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make Slick pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"

Mudboy Slim (27 May 2004)

MUD

You gotta shimmy to the bar...
Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!!
South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday...
Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATS're lame!!

Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!!
Condemn SlickWillie's stain...we'll see the RATS go down...
The great devolution...noble emancipation!!
The eeevil Lib'ral Whore'd shall forfeit Power!!
Way on downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!

Check out DiscoDave...maestro's all the rage...
Folks, he loves his women...dude doesn't want to fake the style we bring!!
And a beatup Ford is all he can afford...
But he stands up under them lights and his guitar sings!!

The BigMan doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene...
He's gotta StateParks' job...he's doing alright.
He can play jazz & rock fer that evil green...
Jackin' it up each Friday night...
With the Syntaurs...with the Syntaurs who sing!!

And a crowd of Mud's boys...they're freakin' some sounds on recorder...
Stump and Fresh, with Billy and Fingers, smokin' Skeeter's joe!!
We're takin' a stand...we'll rout all Dem gutless Lib'ral bands!!
Our fate shall be of Reagan's soul!!
And the Syntaurs played DeeCee.....

And then Mudboy Slim steps right up to the microphone...
And sings at last..."Justice shall always reign!!
Thank you, FarRight...scofflaws, time to go home!!
Reject RATS' path...Let Freedom Ring!!"
We are the Syntaurs!! We are the Syntaurs who sing!!

Mudboy Slim (30 June 2006)

Mudboy Slim

Listen to ol' SamWise...gazin' down on Mordor with me...
Resistin' Power...we'll stay, we'll take the heat!!
FReeper song on the radio...
Reminds MUD of where he'd like to be...

Everybody, FReep somebody!!
You help them make their world all Right!!
Truth's our goal...reworked tunes...
Buddy, give US some time!!
We're gonna fight 'cuz we're bold...
We'll erase Clinton's stain.
Limbaugh knows Sun Tzu...we're driving RATS insane!!
My life is HardRight...couldn't live life any other way...
Someday, Lib'rals, you'll be beggin' MUD to play!!

Everybody, FReep somebody!!
You help 'em break out from Left's blight!!
Truth's our goal...sold-out room...
"Muslims," I say, "Allah's Righ-eye-ight!!"

(guitar solo)

Our way's the Right way...we fight RATS!!
Left shan't take our souls...ignore LeftWing Medyuh KRAP!!
Folks, I've missed you...and I ain't ashamed to say...
Someday FReepers, I'll be coming home to stay!!

Everybody, FReep somebody!!
Our Liberty is worth the fight!!
Truth's our goal...worthwhile tunes...
FReepers don't play 'cuz we're Righ-eye-ight!!

Mudboy Slim (2006-02-24)

RATS R terminalLEE IGNORANT...MUD

Tell us why yer people fight what's right, Allah...
This ain't the Crusades, dont'cha know?!
All the killin' of "infidels" ain't Mohammed...
Why can't you cast the last stone?
God knows, yer oppression's been tough...
But freedom's good...y'all ain't had enuff!!
Yer lives are still yers to lose.
Come on now, Hezbollah, why you tryin' to kill those Jews?!

Fight yer petty little wars...Koran's been hijacked!!
Killed those smilin' little kids with yer Jihad!!
Y'all should have more independence...
But killin' folks ain't how to start.
Desperation leaves some awful scars...
Too many people died in "Holy Wars"...
Why can't you see yer bein' used?!
Come on now, Free Iraq...just quit yer Jihad against Jews!!

(BigMan screamin' it on guitar)

We're lookin' to you...pleading with you...
Join us in a world without this fear...
Come learn the wisdom of MUD!!
We're prayin' fer you...
Wanna warn you...
US folks love our freedoms...we hold them dear.
Oooh, we got some big guns!!
Good Muslims gotta speak truth...
Tyrants wanna git their hands on nukes...
It's a war yer gonna lose.
Come on now, Iranians...Won't you stop the killing of Jews?!
Come on now, good Muslims...Won't you stop yer killing those Jews?!

Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!!

Mudboy Slim (2006-07-21)

Regards...MUD

I never liked all Dem whiners...
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by the RAT Whore'd!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Left thought!!

John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with the effete Dem Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

I ain't takin' it easy...
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATS' tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemonRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!

John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

Mudboy Slim (06/07/2004)

BTW...Views: 550671

"According to an investigation by Breitbart: The International Institute for Strategic Studies (IISS), where White House National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster is listed as being a member for eleven years, this week added George Soros’s Open Society Foundations and another Soros-financed group to the list of donors on its website in response to a Breitbart News request on the matter. From September 2006 to February 2017, McMaster is listed as a member of International Institute for Strategic Studies (IISS), where he served as consulting senior fellow. The IISS describes itself as a “world- leading authority on global security, political risk and military conflict.” Just last month, Israel publicly accused Soros of attempting to continuously destabilize legitimately elected governments to forward his own agenda. With these latest revelations, it’s become clear that McMasters has become one of the main conduits for strategic leaks to the mainstream media – in an effort to undermine Trump’s foreign policy goals. Do not mistake this as an endorsement of Trump’s foreign policy. However, it is important to shed light on the dark hands behind the scenes that are pulling the strings of the deep state. Israel’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs criticized the billionaire globalist when it spoke out against the vandalism of anti-Soros posters in Hungary, which were defaced with anti-Semitic graffiti. “Israel deplores any expression of anti-Semitism in any country and stands with Jewish communities everywhere in confronting this hatred,” stated Foreign Affairs Ministry spokesperson Emmanuel Nahshon. “In no way was the statement meant to delegitimize criticism of George Soros, who continuously undermines Israel’s democratically elected governments by funding organizations that defame the Jewish state and seek to deny it the right to defend itself.” Soros’ infiltration of the National Security Council began with operative Fiona Hill, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and the Soros- funded Eurasia Foundation, in May of this year. “George Soros has penetrated the Trump White House,” Stone reported. “Soros has planted a mole infiltrating the National Security apparatus: a woman named Fiona Hill, who has a Harvard background, and has been on the Soros payroll and the payroll of the Open Society Institute.” Previously, Hill had assisted the Soros- founded Central European University in Hungary to attempt to influence Hungarian government policy, as the government has steadfastly attempted to rebuff Soros’ interference, while refusing to abide by EU migrant quotas. “We got unequivocal support [from Fiona Hill’s team at the National Security Council],” said CEU’s rector Michael Ignatieff. “I went up on the Hill and spoke to Republican senators and staff. There is a tiny ledge of commonality between Republicans and Democrats, and academic freedom is one issue that unites them both.”

Trump needs to FIRE this Marxist DeeCeeRAT-bassTURD NOW!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

Sheeesh...MUD

We gotta change big-spending ways...Nation...
The FarRight is calling you!!
We gotta change...Guv'ment...
Devolving power to the States is good!!
Fed's spending $Billions and $Trillions...
RATS got the power!!
Good folks must speak up...and FReep out...
Right's calling you out!!
The rant goes on...
Big Guv'ment's Freedom's Bane!! Save us...save US!!

Voters can roam...dare me?
The House must start by not spending more...
Earmarks shut down...crazy?!
They fear the vote...so we'll fight the war!!
Right's gettin' tired of waiting to "Devolve Left's Power!!"
Right wants a Party that won't make us feel like Left's clowns...
We must fight on...
Big Guv'ment's Freedom's Bane!!

(Little Bill on organ solo)

Freedom's our goal...ain't it?!
The House must start by not spendin' more...
Reject Left's Power...save US!!
Pols fear the vote...Right must win this war!!
I'm gettin' tired of waitin' fer Right to throw down...
We wanna Party that don't rule to increase their Power!!
Right shall fight on...yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh!!

Mudboy Slim (29 August 2006)

How STOOOPID do U have 2B 2B a DemocRAT?!

Purty durned STOOOPID, iMho...MUD

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
Seek yer Righteous Liberation!! Seek yer Righteous Liberation!!
Seek yer Righteous Liberation!! Seek yer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD

"Cowardly Bill!!"
(To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")

He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!

You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
Whorealdo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
DemRATS' tool, hidin' Communist spies!!

Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our "Leader"...he'd just have his way!!

When yer Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!

Still, Rush Limbaugh would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and ALL Prez'dent's LIE!!

Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down that Ol' Coastal Road.

And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its headline...
"FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON RESIGNS!!"

Sure, Ol' Mudboy had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scarey firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
RATS love to abort babies...
Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Sliuck's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
We'll celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really good...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

Mudboy Slim (05/08/2004)

MUD

Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say...
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!

The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"

The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much...
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!

Woah-woah...
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!

(Musical interlude)

Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain...
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!

Mudboy Slim (04/02/2004)

Regards...MUD

Country's feelin' down and low...
'Cuz voters don't like way Fed spendin' soars!!
It ain't Right...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
The Left's concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!!
They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!

It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!!
RightWing mustn't worry...we are Right!!

Folks, there's no shame y'can't carry a tune...
You can't keep on treating US like yer fools!!
Sure, Clinton's slime...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
The Left's concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!!
They ain't right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!

It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke...
It ain't Right to fool...with our dreams like Commies do...
It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!!
Right looks kinda blurry...we must fight...we're the Right!!

(FReakJam ensues)

It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!!
RATBots oughtta worry...we shall fight...you ain't Right!!

Chorus:
RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!

Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)

MUD

My country, wake up...
Wake up from tired dreams of Bill & Hill...
Folks, we gotta do something about where we're going.
Lib'rals are real strange...
We're lookin' fer something sane, baby!!
Run 'gainst Big Guv'ment...Vote fer Right!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
I'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!

Freedom wins!!
Bitter's the waste in Left's mouths...
Right's devolving Powers!!
Yes, our Liberty's our way out...
We gotta fight fer our freedoms...
Rock all Dem quislings...
FReep the RATS slaying with "Choice"!!
Y'all must forsake Left's poison, and Left's sosh'list dreams...
When we're voting, Reject Fear!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
I'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!
Oooooh ooh ooh...Oooooh ooh ooh...

It's fun when we FReep...
'Gainst Left's LIES and their dread.
[Under black belly of cloud in the rain...
In thru a doorway she brings me]
Fight Bold, we'll earn...soldier's victory!!
We are raging...
Right's contagious...Righteous storm blows up Medyuh's LIES!!
Country suffered becuz of Bill...
We are running to STOP Hill(ary)!!!

(MUD on harp)

Mudboy Slim (25 January 2007)

DeeCeeRATZ are the TRUE National Socialists (aka NAZIS)...
And the RAT-Media is PURE NAZI Propagandists...MUD

A long time ago, UncleShag broke his back...
Playin' dirty dives, singin' hits fer his fans.
All them stories he told 'bout his Rock'n'Roll quest...
Shag made his home in PalmettoWest!!
He sang at State Fairs and in big-time forums...
Uncle strummed all them notes, and Shag told his stories,
While the other LongTown Boys were makin' music fer jack...
Sure, some couldda gone further, but they never lost track!!
Sang 'bout Dick Nixon, 'bout breakin' rules...
Then came Dutch Reagan, and Lib'ral fools!!
Sliock felt our pain...Sosh'list Left shot their load...
Still, them minstrels, they sang...called 'em UncleShag's Boys!!

(drummin' and strummin'...a little keyboard)

Sure there were tough times, Shag needed more...
Fell upon some lean times, Radio jocks paid more.
UncleShag sang his songs about a World that's Right...
UncleShag knows that to FReep is to fight!!
Right keeps growin' bigger...

(PIE-annie...then guitar lead)

It's that radio man's big night...we're gonna FReep...
Sheeple lurkers know, "Defend Liberty!!"
Now we got Black threads of magic...
FRee States help US grow!!

(Beautifully haunting piano lead, then a Knopfler riff)

MUD usedta go to work, but that's over now...
It's such a fight to go to work, 'cuz Mudboy's words ain't got no sound!!
Folks, Limbaugh says, "We're gonna haveta pay what's owed...
We're gonna haveta FReep 'gainst the greed of Dem folks!!"
Righteous words shall light the fires and ol' UncleShag knows...
DemRATS always run away from the pain, but We're BOLD!!
Leftists fear our FReedom 'cuz they love Status Quo...
MudboySlim sang with UncleShag's Boys!!

(drum, guitar and piano reprise)

Lib'rals poltroons must fergit...but MUD remembers what's Right...
Good fight is Justice...Slick's gonna face our Righteous Might!!
Life seems the best when yer BOLDER...our righteous band's finally here...
It's our load we gotta shoulder...Right's got nothing to fear!!
Folks, Justice's FRee fer this Nation...help Right save U.S.A!!
Reject all Left's darkness...just live fer today!!
Condemn sinners who just fight fer their selfish aims!!
Lib'rals' anger RATS feed on...we FReep to keep sane...
'Cuz I sing fer the FarRight in Liberty's name!!
Right needs inspiration..."Let's Roll" in God's name...
The Righteous wanna FReep 'gainst Left's stain...
Folks, George Dubyuh's Right, sayin' "Big Guv'ment is O'er!!"
All the while sang ol' UncleShag's Boys!!

Mudboy Slim (1/14/05)

Dittos...MUD

Folks, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head...
All Dem lib'ral types are frownin'!!
Yes, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head...
'Tis where the Hildabeast wears Left's crown!!
'Cuz Right's been trying to wake our Nation...
Water and lime, wash this Cuervo down!!

Yes, Dem lib'rals are known fer sin...
Man, Left's "science" drives me insane!!
Y'all, we're PROUD when our side wins...
Folks, devolving Power's the aim!!
Yeah, Mud wants his FReepers a'rockin'...
Damn, it's about to cost me sweet Renee!!

(Disco Dave on lead guitar...ROCKIN' IT!!)

RATS, we're leavin' yer rabies...
Hill'ry, yer going back home to stay!!
Left, we're leavin'...YER CRAZY!!
Slick, the LibertyPost don't play!!
Won't condone all yer bloody damn failures...
Nation, ol' Mud shall sing the way!!

Mudboy Slim (19 March 2007)

RATZ R RACISTS since Time Immemorial...MUD

Barry was her little lamb...
Slick's freaks are rarin' ta go...yeah!!
Everywhere Obama went...
Slick's RAT-thugs were sure to go...yeah!!
The Hildabeast stayed cool...
While Barry played her fool!!
It ain't Right how they scam...
That White House jewel!!

(Disco Dave jammin' like SRV hisself)

Wish it!! Ask it!!
Deceive and you'll be RAT$#!+!!
Slick's much darker than ol' Barry...
Half's not really Black, sir!!

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2007-03-26 11:38:36 ET