(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.)

RATS are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!!
Left believes LIES like children...Medyuh mourns our Liberty!!
Left's world is slowly fallin' down...Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!!
'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something.......

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh Don't DemRATS care about bein' FRee?!!

Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh...
RATS hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!"
Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!!
RATS are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!"
Marxist Slime, yer scary!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!

Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!!
Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!!
Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!!
Right shall stand up fer what we do believe...Be prepared to fight right now!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!

Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...FReedomLust begins at birth!!
Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!!
DemonRATS cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!!
Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?!
Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!

Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!!
When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!!
Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!!
Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH!
Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!

Folks, MUD's dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!!
SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!!
Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers...
Left keeps killing all their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?

Mudboy Slim

347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD

423 posted on 7/5/2004, 2:44:13 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the EX-Rapist-in-Chief!!)

Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!!
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATS, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in- arms!!
Slick's got RATS' heart...DemRATS don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"

That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?!
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATS couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATS steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!

All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's got chubber...Left's whores laid down!!
All Left does is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!

Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATS' fools!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemonRATS from bein' Clinton tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATS wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!

Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race...
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!

Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)

Since the first night of this journey,
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!

The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!

I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!

There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!

Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"

We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!

You see...
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!

FReegards...MUD

278 posted on 6/27/2004, 6:26:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

Redskins Training Camp in Richmond, VA is underway...WOO HOOO!!

Good time of the year...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)

Heh heh heh...MUD

Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born...
Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough...
Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot...
Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!

Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$...
When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair...
Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!"
Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!

Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!!
Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!!
FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!!
'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!

Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him...
Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!!
Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!!
Term Limits are up to you...
It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!

Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!!
We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!!
Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!!
Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!

Yes ma'am...

(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)

On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!"
Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!!
Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues...
But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"

Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!!
DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!!
FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose...
But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!

Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004)

Already outta date...the MOOCH is a goner...MUD

I hear sheeple talkin' bad...
'Bout the FReedoms we enjoy here in this Country.
Ranting 'gainst the Noble Right...
And whinin' 'cuz prescriptions just ain't FRee!!
But I don't like Slick's Arkancides...
RATS're slanderin' Good things I believe in.
When Left undermines our soldiers, men,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me!!
Left's walkin' oin the fightin' side of MUD!!
Tearin' down our way of life...
Those Righteous dreams we've fought and died to keep!!
If you don't love it, LEAVE IT!!
Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...FReedom's dawnin'!!
If yer runnin' down my Country, RATS...
Yer walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!

I read about Dem Lib'ral guys...
Who claim there ain't no reason fer fightin'!!
Left thinks Tyranny's NOT Wrong...
And third-world folks should fergit 'bout bein' FRee!!
RATS love to take yer money...
To create a dependent way of living.
But Left's tearin' down OUR County, folks,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of ME!!

Left's walkin' on the wimpy side of FRee...
Tearin' down our way of life...
RATS arrogance is really botherin' ME!!
If you don't like it, LEAVE IT!!
Let this song MUD's singin' be yer warning!!
If yer just a Fool Fer Tyranny,
Yer IGNORANCE I'm fightin' fer the FRee!!

Slick's walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!
RATS degrade our way of life...
They're STOOOOPID men whose jobs they whine to keep!!
So, if you love it, FReep IT!!
Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...but I'll warn you...
If yer votin' fer John Kerry, man,
Yer spittin' in the face of our military!!

Mudboy Slim (5/15/04)

BTW...

Your name is big brother
You say that you're watching me on the tele,
Seeing me go nowhere,
Your name is big brother,
You say that you're tired of me protesting,
Children dying everyday,
My name is nobody
But I can't wait to see your face inside my door

Your name is big brother
You say that you got me all in your notebook,
Writing it down everyday,
Your name is I'll see ya,
I'll change if you vote me in as the pres,
The President of your soul
I live in the ghetto,
You just come to visit me 'round election time

I live in the ghetto,
Someday I will move on my feet to the other side,
My name is secluded,
we live in a house the size of a matchbox,
Roaches live with us wall to wall,
You've killed all our leaders,
I don't even have to do nothin' to you
You'll cause your own country to fall

Pre...MUD

Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary...
Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!"
RATS, they bitch, plead fer more...
Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!

Right must now change the world...
Rush'll tell you what to do...
Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!

Righteous nation, Bush is leading...
Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?!
Time is money...future's sunny...
FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!

Right must now save the World...
From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!!
Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!

(Sweet guitar jammin')

Power devolution's...the Right solution!!
Constitution...brings absolution!!
Yes, Black is Right...RATS are whores!!
Right is just...win the war!!

Right must now lead the world...
To a future Right and True!!
Folks, yer children look to you...

Mudboy Slim

326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim (07/14/1999)

BTW...Views: 548452

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

Take names of RINOZ NOW...DEFEAT DemRINOZ in the GOP Primaries...MUD

Bright new day is dawning...
As we smite Big Guv'ment Hell!!
We sing, "Our Game is FReepin'...
Put Dem Lib'rals on the shelf!!"
Must teach Left a lesson...
Socialism is fer FOOLS!!
Fed'ral Power's regressin'...
Far Right must be FReedom's tool!!

Pumped up, 'gainst the Power...
Got Left on the run!!
DemRATS are frettin' fear...Haters, every one.
Our stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home...
LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!!

It's a Righteous Journey...
Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!!
Limbaugh is our teacher...
Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!!

Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's the Country red?!
Come, stand, Righteous Band...Lyin' Left is DEAD!!
Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!!

(Mudboy on Irish whistle)

Men, good FReepers taught me...
RightWing Forum's more than fun!!
Thank you, Mr. JimRob...
Fer all that you have done!!

Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!?
Come stand, Righteous Band...Liars, Truth they dread!!
Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd...Behold the Righteous Right!!

Mudboy Slim

399 posted on 11/24/2004, 2:59:07 PM by Mudboy Slim

We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!

Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way...
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!

(A little guitar pickin')

DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"...
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!

Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows...
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!

We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!

Mudboy Slim

539 posted on 12/3/2004, 7:35:22 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!

Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.

1 posted on 9/18/2001, 11:21:13 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Mudboyz@Jedi.Warrior!!)

The Marxist DemonRAT Party is America's Bane...MUD

Screw 'em...they're ObamaGeeks...BOAC!!**
Lib'rals just don't know what's Right!!
NooYawkSlimes' a faithless rag fer Tyranny...
Man, we gotta win this fight!!
Barack loves the USSR!!
You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy...
RATS love the USSR...yeah!!

Seen Barry too much...folks, I can't stand that face...
Gee, he's even in my home!!
Leftists thrive on sorrow...RATS inflaming race!!
Lib'rals love their Marxist tomes!!
Barack loves the USSR!!
You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy...
Right loves the US...
RATS loathe the US...
RATS love the USSR!!

Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out...
They live some whacky lives!!
MUD's rockstar life makes Left whine and pout...
RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-LIES!!!
Oh, come on...

(BigMan freakin' it on guitar)

(Hu Hey Hu, hey, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Barack loves the USSR!!
You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boys...
RATS love the USSR!!

Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out...
They live some whacky lives!!
MUD's "rockstar life" makes Left whine and pout...
RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-LIES!!!

Folks, Right needs yer help so prepare...we'll punch Statists in the mouth!!
Help me to raise the alarm...
Let me hear all good patriots singing out...
Come and hear Rush Limbaugh's charm!!
Barack loves the USSR!!
Hey, you don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy...
RATS love the USSR!!
Folks, Lib'rals are too funny!!

Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)

BTW...**B.O.A.C. = Barack Obama AIN'T Christ!!

Senators McStain and McConnell need 2 B EX-Senators ASAP...MUD

MUD is a hard-headed man...still, he's ruggedly handsome...
Dem RATS are terminally petty!!
Left holds US up...socialism's a cancer...
We must fight 'gainst Left's ACORN idiots!!
MUD had a nasty reputation as a cool dude...
Rush said he was ruthless, Sean said he was crude...
RATS have one thing in common, they live lives of dread!!
RATS cry, "Master Barry, the RightWing's back from dead!!"
LIES are Barack's Shame!!
Networks, have y'all lost yer minds?! Mmm-mmm...
Are y'all with me so far?

Patriots love action, we're hot fer the game...
Obama's lost traction...RAT Media's insane!!
RATS fool all the dumb sheeple...but Left's Marxism Kills!!
They're an outrageous Party...screw Dem Media shills!!
Barry ignores real Terror...LIES about Race...
Press pretending not to notice...Networks are a damned disgrace!!
Beck's on each evening..."Obama ain't Right!!"
RATS're too tired and lazy...
Are you too wired to fight about it?!!

LIES are the RATS' Shame...
Networks make you lose your mind!!
LIES are Barack's shame...where's Left's Shame fer this SLIME?!
LIES are the RATS' shame, uh huh

(The BigMan and DiscoDave rockin' it on guitar...)

Blowin' and burnin', Barry toked first...
Obama's snortin' cocaine...he sold crack, even worse!!
MUD said, "Listen, Barry. You can hear ol' Mudboy sing...
We shall take you down, Messiah; watch RATS' polling numbers sink!!"
O said, "Call Alinsky...I'm great at raisin' cash!!"
Rush Limbaugh says he's comin', but the Network News is TRASH!!
LeftWing's rushin' now towards tyranny...
Messed around...Iran's lost!!
Left didn't know...they are just lyin' 'bout the costs!!
And racist LIES are the RATS' Shame!!
LIES are Barack's Shame!!

Mudboy Slim (26 September 2009)

Thank God Almighty that America SURVIVED 8 Years of the Marxist ObamaNation...MUD

Focus yer mind, relax and vote RightWing!!
Camelot's dying...Camelot's dying!!
Rise up in thought...remember LeftWing's void...
RightWing's rising...Reagan's rising!!

Briefers must see the meaning of Levine...
GreatOne's teachin'...Mark is teaching!!

(reprise)

We love Limbaugh and Rush is everywhere...
Truth is flowing...Truth is flowing!!

RATS' ignorance and waste, they shame themselves!!
RightWing's Briefing...righteous are leading!!
Folks, wake up from yer stupor, from yer dreams...
RATS are not living, welfare ain't living!!

Right plays the game "Resistance"...Right Shall Win!!
We're just beginning...Black's just beginning.
Righteous are winning. RightWing is Winning!!

Mudboy Slim (28 September 2009)

"Pictures of Ziang Zemin"
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")

When Slick was called to Viet Nam...
Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!

Posters of Jiang Zemin and you...
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!

Right rejected yer election...
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!

Posters of Waco's dead, you fools...
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!

Willard...you'd best RESIGN...
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!

(hauntin' formal fiddle)

Let MUD take CarVile, men...
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway."
Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.

6 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:51:41 AM by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever...
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!

Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATs...
As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to building a shining City!!

Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence...
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition...
Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!

Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered...
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!

Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!!
Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!

The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!

Mudboy Slim (05/31/2004)

Driving up from Chesterfield County...
Gonna FReep fer what I know to be Right!!
Ninety-Five North to FReep FER my Country...
Doin' what I can to make this world RIGHT!!
Some're drivin' down from New York City...
Where Lib'rals LOVE RATS' Rapist so they elected the HildaBeast!!
Driving up from my hometown Richmond...
Got my FReepin' connections and a 'tude I can taste!!
We drove one hundred miles wavin' at every cop...
MUD's got rock and roll music blasting out his pickup...
Singin'...

"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie...
"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie..."

YO!! DemonRATS stinkin' up that corner...
Hussein's yer buddy 'cuz y'all HATE what's Right!!
Me and my buddies we'll Fiught 'gainst Yer Tyranny...
We got two hundred thousand folks gonna Rock FER Right!!
World, yer looking fer too bigga A.N.S.W.E.R.s...
All YOU FOOLS should know what FReedom ain't fer FOOLS!!
HATE felled THOUSANDS in the World Trade Centers...
Don't you miss all them smiles...it proves what HATE can do!!
Come on, Nation, can't you even remember...
It's a long fight but tell me what else were we gonna do?!
We're free and it's all good!!

"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie...
"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie..."

Liberals schemin' fer SURRENDER...
Freepin' with buddies fer sev'ral days...
Guv'ment man sellin' the same dreams...
RATS don't work yet they still get paid!!
Liberals, you're so young, so witty...
Talk with me and Rush shall show the way!!
Still we love our Chesterfield County!!
Hear the Right now on LibertPost!!

Driving up from Chesterfield County...
Mud's eyes seen the Glory of the Coming of the Lord!!
FReepin' UP ta RETAKE the Country!!
Clinton's handcuffed to the bumper of a state trooper's Ford!!

"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie...
"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie...
"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie...
"Willie LIES!!! Lies lies lies lies lies...Lib'rals' Lie!! Lie lie lie lie..."

Mudboy Slim (03/28/2003...completed 01/19/08)

RINOZ suck...but Pookie's TOONS ROCK...MUD

I swear I don't know...but Truth's gotta be good enuff...
Like my dear ol' friend, Rusty...when his ship first sank, then sailed on in!!
Tyranny blows 'cuz Fed Power we cannot trust...
Hear the Band sing "Justice!!"
Save the Unborn babies...let 'em live!!
Yes, I'm a little bit angry!! Yeah!!

This ain't over, can't you hear?!
Not while I'm still breathing...my sounds...
Left don't own me...FReep fer change!!
Yeah...the JustRight feels good!!

George "Dubyuh" Bush...we'll devolve...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
George "Dubyuh" Bush...shed Power...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
Ain't gonna take Right fer granted...
Let's liberate the whole Planet!!
Ha..hunh...We shall!! We shall!!.........yes, I will...

We sang, "Limbaugh knows why fools surrender Liberty!!"
Give US a little more Justice...
Treason is where the Truth is gonna git ya...
Dude, I don't know why we're spending like RATS with glee!!
Must take a stand 'gainst Guv'ment...
Let me save fer dreams when I retire...
Freedom ain't always purty...well...

Don't just stand there...must fight Tyranny!!
'Cuz Left's been cheatin', Right's been wronged...poltroons...
You don't know me, well, that will change...
Wake up, dude, let's build a wall!!

George "Dubyuh" Bush...must devolve...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
George "Dubyuh" Bush...shed Power...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
Ain't gonna take Right fer granted...
Let's liberate the whole Planet!!
Mud sang, "We shall!! We shall!!"

Yo!! You Lib'rals, it's over...
RATS' Rent-A-Minions flee...Left's gonna fall apart!!
Truth drives Left crazy...crazy...
Cut Guv'ment, Dubyuh!! Empower this Nation...Nation!!

George "Dubyuh" Bush...shall devolve...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
George "Dubyuh" Bush...shed Power...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
Ain't gonna take Right fer granted...yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Let's liberate you...consecrate you...yeah!!
Mud sang, "We shall!! We shall!!"

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2006)

Folks, do you think you can tell...
Lib'rals from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fell the vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!

And did RATS force you to trade...
Real heroes fer HO's?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
John Kerry fled from the War...
Hanoi John's goals are Left's shame!!

(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)

How I wish...Socialists were not here...
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they're all whores!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!

(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)

Doo doo dah doo......

Mudboy Slim (10/07/2004)

"Black III"

"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!

And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!

Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!! Unhh!!

But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!

It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...

Mudboy Slim (07/07/1999)

BTW...Tesla's "Signs"

The Bush/Klintoon BrotherHOOD deMEANS the Bush Legacy, whatever that has become...MUD

Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!!
DemocRATS, got'em a sleazy style!"
Open yer eyes and hear what I say,
"Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!"

Don't stop investigatin' Clinton,
Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near!
Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore...
Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!

Why not sing about Billzabubba?
Medyuh ignores the things that he's done.
Yes, the Left's been foolin' you,
Elite's arrogance just belittles you!!

Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President...
Don't stop, there's no need for fear!
Election year's right around the bend...
DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!!

(Guitar solo)

All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS...
It won't take but a little while.
Right will fight until Bill is through...
Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!

Don't stop investigatin' Algore...
Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear!
We can do much better than Algore...
Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done!

Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment!
Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!!
Future looks brighter than before,
With Liberal's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!

Ooooohhh, kick Slick outta town!
Ooooohhh, don'tcha feel so proud?!!
Ooooohhh, kick Left outta town!

MUDBOY SLIM

---------------------------

BWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE FORTHCOMING!!

MUD

1 Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim

BTW...XXXI-HUNNERD!!

Pookies TOONS Rock...MUD

RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!!
We're savin' the world, oh yeah!!
We're gonna make righteous stands...ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha...
We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!!
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, they are SCUMMY!!
RATS yearn fer Guv'ment Power...
Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty...
Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!

Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!!
Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!!
Yeah...Lib'ralism's dead!!

Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!

Woo, come here, Lib'rals. Come here, come here, come here...

Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns...
And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!)
Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!!
The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)

Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy...
RATS yearn fer Guv'ment Power!!
Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty...
Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!

Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!

Oh, FReep this way, y'all!!

(Guitar Solo)

Git down...right here...Ooh la la!!
Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!

RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!!
Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!)
Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!!
The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!)
Oh yeah!!

Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!

Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
We'll do without 'em...YO!!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
(smooch)

Heh heh heh...MUD (07/12/2004)

BTW...Views: 549010

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!

Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Term's Hist'ry, man!!

FReegards...MUD

Pookies TOONS rock...MUD

Ohhh...listen to MUD's story...

Right is gettin' stronger, Nation...
Time Big Guv'ment's gone!!
Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'...
Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
When the FReeper sings his songs!!
Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies...
Ahhh...Righteous're strong!!
I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!

We're strong...we're bright...loathe RATS...let's win!!
Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!!
The road Left walks is dark and dim...
Don't let DemRATS lead you towards Left's sin!!
They'll cut a whole baby...
Mods'll stab you in the back...
Reject all those DemocRATS!!
Truth's more trouble than Left thinks...
We know Dubyuh, he won't blink!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!

Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...

(Powerful guitar jammin')

Ohh...they're enemies of yer Liberty...
Killin' people every day...
Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors...
Freedom's here to stay!!
I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight...
When the FReepers sing their songs!!"
Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby...
MUD's patriot songs!!

Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!!
Said we're gonna stand and fight the fight...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!

Mudboy Slim (20 January 2006)

DeeCeeRATZ are the SCOURGE of America...MUD

We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!!
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make a stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

All Dem banditos are gonna fall...
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!!
RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!

We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band.

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.

Mudboy Slim (05/11/2005)

Ever since I was a young boy, I've tried to fight'em all...
From DeeCee down to Norfolk, I've had myself a ball!!
It ain't easy bein' RightWing, but Left's bemusement's all!!
RATS, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!

We stand fer the Rapture...become part of Righteous dreams!!
FReep out, all you mudsters...aid our RightWing schemes!!
Stand up and be counted...as Lib'ral Legions fall...
RATS, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!

MUD's a RightWing spinner...Jimmy Carville's got the gist...
A RightWing spinner...Left's got a subtle lisp!!
How do you think he does it? MUD don't know...
What makes us so good?

MUD thrives on Left's distractions...he says, "FReep DemRATS to Hell!!"
We kneel, pray for action...damn Dem Leftists smell!!
Y'all contribute your say...Dem RINOs shall be mauled!!
Folks, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!

MUD thought he was the Parodyist King...
But I'm just standing so Guv'ment Power'll be trimmed!!

Don't believe the LeftWing fables...RATS can't queer our quest!!
Rush disciples sing MUD's hymns...we're FReepin' with the best!!
We got BigMan, we got Fingers...DiscoDave's da bomb!!
Folks, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!

Mudboy Slim (7 February 2006)

Two-three-four...
Ah-ah-ahh-ah...ah-ah-ahh-ah...
We sing for our land...we're Right, you know...
We're the FarRight, son...that there's TREASON, bro!!

Dem Lib'rals think they're gods...they fight against their home land...
So Right, we're bored...MUD sings the cry, "Hollyweird, Right is coming!!"

On we FReep them...the Medyuh Whore'd...
'Til ev'ry soul can see the Left be scorned!!

Ah-ah-ahh-ah...ah-ah-ahh-ah...
We'll sing for our land...we're the Right, you know...
It's a big world, bub...Slick snorts Hot Springs' blow!!

The Truth is real, you see...Bush whupped the tail of Gore...
And now we talk of winning wars...we LOATHE Dem overlords!!

On we'll FReep...'gainst Lib'ral dwarves...
'Til ev'ry soul can see the Left be scorned!!

So, hear Rush Limbaugh's talk...we'll tell you what the Truth is...
In peace, we trust...let's win the day...this fight we won't be losing!!
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...
Ahh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...

Mudboy Slim (7 February 2006)

Our dreams we work towards...
This land rejects all kings!!
The Truth shall find its voice...
For Freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!

"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!"
Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!!
Folks, the Truth is everything!!

The "choice" of the RATS...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!!
We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance...
Folks, imagine RATS called MUD a dreamer.
How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!!
How many fears must good patriots fight?!!
Country suffers from RATS' madness...
FReep fer Justice!! Ohhh...FReep fer Justice!!

(musical interlude)

Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!!
We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!!
Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!!
White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!!
'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!!
Left ain't scarey anymore.

Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!"
Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies...
AlQueda's Death and Violence!!
How many times must Lib'rals lie?!
How come RINOs like avoiding fights?!
Country suffers from RATS' madness!!
Ohh...Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!

(FreakJam ensues....)

Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006)

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

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