"Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

I think it's so groovy now...
That people are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst Slick Willie!!

Reach out in the darkness...
FReep out 'gainst Injustice!!
Reach out in the darkness...
And you may find a FRiend!!

Slick was a man who I did not care for...
And then one day, Slick's thugs gave me a call!!
We sat and talked...about Slick's many crimes...
Now Slick's Agents...AGREE SLICK SHOULDDA RESIGNED!!

Reach out in the darkness...
FReep out 'gainst Injustice!!
FReep out 'gainst the heartless...
And Slick shall meet his end!!

I think it's so groovy now...
That people are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst this TRAITOR!!

Don't be afraid of Bubba...don't be afraid!!
Don't be afraid...Slick's worthless Commie Scum!!
Listen to me...
Everybody needs to tell their chu-u-ums!!
Everybody FReep somebody 'bout this Lib'ral Scum!!
Now FReep out!!

FReep out from the darkness...
FReep out 'gainst Injustice!!
FReep out fer yer Country...
Folks, Slick's Vile Reign SHALL END!!

I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally comin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
The sheeple are finally ignorin' the Media!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally FReepin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are risin' 'gainst this TYRANT!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally fightin' Slick's minions!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are finally fightin' 'gainst TREASON!!

Mudboy Slim...grooooovin'

BTW...7 October 2000, Lincoln Monument, Washington, DC (9 am-6 pm)...
BE THERE OR FOREVER BE LYIN' TELLIN' FOLKS YOU WERE!!!

21 Posted on 09/26/2000 11:54:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Left's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...
Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!

La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...

Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he knows?!

Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE RATZ MEDIA WHORE'd!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")

Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down...
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's Stonewall down...
Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBUILDerz program.)

BreakTime is OVER...MUD

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)

Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor-in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!!
It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!

Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/MassMurderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant...
but he had a whole lotta help from the Left.
The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!!
When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral Dem'RAT Masses won't have a clue
that we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT...
but the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!

FReepers, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!!
And it ain't McCain's RINOs!!!

Let's ROCK...MUD

1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

RATmedia SUX DIXeee...MUD

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Bwahahahaha...I don't git it...MUD

BTW...Views: 541682...hmmm...

TeeJay nailed it...MUD

Heh heh heh...gotta LOOOVE watching the RATmedia IMplode...MUD

Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens:

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

22 posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2002 1:54:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

'Tis TRUE...RATZ r gittin' PLAYed like a FIDDLE...MUD

Agreed!! I can understand that the Congressional Makeup is such that no significant conservative legislation will be allowed to escape various Senate committees; however, those of us on the Right who are increasingly-dismayed by this Milquetoast Moderate tendency towards Federal Expansionism--albeit arguably less-rapid--need something to hang our hats on if we are to fight tooth and nail to get more GOPers into Congressional seats. Dubyuh has muddied the differences between the Right and the Left with his horrific Education Bill, his proposal for increased federalized Volunteerism, and other Big Guv'ment spending schemes, to the point that I'm finding it increasingly difficult to make the case to potentially-sympathetic acquaintances that the GOP is much different than the RATS in their Worldview as to how big the Federal Leviathan should get!! Therefore, I'm thinking We need to start a grassroots push towards Nationalizing the MidTerm elections with something akin to the '94 Contract With America. GOPers need to tell us how they plan to decrease the Size and Scope of the Federal Leviathan if we exert the effort to put them more solidly in Power; otherwise, why work so hard?!

Educational Vouchers (optional), Medical Savings Accounts (optional), Capital Gains Tax Cuts and an acceleration of the already-passed Income Tax Cuts, Social Security Personal Accounts (optional), etc. need to be spelled out so that the Sheeple can understand the clear-cut benefits of getting the Federal Guv'ent outta our lives, and the whole Party needs to be speaking in unison on these specific issues so that the voting populace can achieve a comfort level with the earnestness of accomplishing this devolvement of Power outta DeeCee. With Bush riding record approval numbers--and Senator D'asshole proving infinitely LOATHEable--Dubyuh can help spearhead the discussion from his Bully Pulpit, but the actual Party goals need to bubble up from the grassroots!! Who better than FReepers to start setting the legislative agenda?!!

This November has the potential for Major Gains for the Right in both the House and Senate, but we need to start differentiating ourselves from the RATS now by running on an Agenda that goes beyond saying, "Well, we're not as bad as the RATS!!"

FReegards...MUD

561 posted on 03/07/2005 6:34:37 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
(Sweet FReedom, one taste and you're hooked 4 life!!)

TRUMP U2, bee-AHHHtches...MUD

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!

Kingly FReegards...MUD

527 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 3:14:40 PM by Mudboy Slim

CATfight...MUD

"I Am The Eagle"

I am the Eagle
striking with fury,
I am the judge,
I am the jury

You made a bad guess,
you attacked my nest,
you thought I was weak,
that you could wreak,
fear into my people,
thinking them feeble

You destroyed my towers,
now littered with flowers,
strewn with bent girders,
a reminder of your murders

What a mistake you made,
set yourself up for air raids,
thought to hide in your caves,
sent to your graves

You claim to be for peace
yet, you refuse to cease
attacks upon the innocent,
you are Hell bent

You’re not about peace
You’re about submission
You are a beast,
A snake, hissing

you’ve ignited my fury,
I am now your judge,
I am now your jury

I am the Eagle,
you are the prey,
soon will come,
your judgement day

Copyright(c)2002 By John J. Lindsay.
All Rights Reserved
April 30, 2002

518 posted on Monday, May 20, 2002 2:03:12 AM by poet

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Olde World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.)

THIS is allegedLEE "FAKE NEWS"...MUD

CNN has ALWAYS been FAKE NEWS...MUD

BTW...Views: 542240

Hillary-ahh was Left's Lead Dog...
DEplores good friends of MINE!!
We never could believe a single word SHE said...
DeepState helped HER hide HER crimes!!
RATZ always hid Left's TREASONous crimes!! Singlin'...

Joy 2 the World!!
WAKE UP, boys and girls now...
Pray 4 OUR Prez'dent's fight 4 Liberty!!
Pray 4 Love and Peace!!

If MUD were the King of the World...
He'd DEvolve Power 2 U!!
We'd privatize the Parks, build TheWall, End the Wars...
And sing sweet songs 2 U!! Sing it now...

Joy 2 the World!!
AWAKE!! Good boys and girls!!
Pray 4 OUR Prez'dent's fight 'gainst TYRANNY!!
Pray 4 Trump and Peace!!

(musical interlude...)

U'all know RATZ all got RABIES!!
DeeCeeZ pure Commie S.C.U.M.!!**
Trump's a bare-fisted fighter and MUDZ right beside him!!
Trump's a straight-shootin' Son of a Gun!!
MUD likes straight-shootin' Sons of a Gun!!

Joy 2 the World!!
C'mon, U boys and girls!!
Pray 4 OUR Prez'dent's fight 'gainst Tyranny!!
Pray 4 Love and Peace!!

Joy 2 the World!!
All good boys and girls...
Pray 4 OUR Prez'dent's fight 4 Liberty!!
Pray 4 Trump's fam-LEE!!

Joy 2 the World!!
Wake, good boys and girls!!
Joy 2 the World!!
Pray 4 Liberty!!

Joy 2 the World!!
C'mon good boys and girls!!
Pray 4 OUR Country's fight 'gainst Tyranny!!
STAND 4 Liberty!!

Ah yeah...Joy 2 the World!!
All U boys and girls...
Pray 4 MUDZ pastor and sweet LadyC!!
Sing 4 Cedar Street!!

Mudboy Slim (8 July 2017))

BTW...**"S.C.U.M." = Socialist Communist Un- american Marxist.

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim

Today, President Trump p'OWNz CNN...post-Presidency, EX-President Trump shall OWN CNN!!

U heard it HERE first...MUD

Cedar Street...Cedar Street...
Mudboy's Cave's where MUDZ friends all meet...
Up in Union Hill...Life is such a thrill!!
DemRATZ can't know our righteous dreams!!
Truth's dear to me...yessirree...
Richmond's the place Mudboy yearns to be FREE!!
Where Right values our BOLD Cedar Street Blues!!
Yo-oh-ohhh...

Cedar Street...MUDZ Cedar Street...
Where the Brown, Black & Red Folks greet...
Up on Union Hill...folks just love 2 C.hill...
Left don't know how nice our FREEDOMs feel!!
Still...it's dear to me...Liberty!!
Richmond's the place MUDZ sure glad he can be!!
Sweet lady...gotta lose Dem ol' Big Guv'ment Blues!!

Oh yeas, MUDZ singin' 'bout...
Cedar Street...Cedar Street...
Where good folks HOO KNOW what's happenin' FReep!!
Singin' 'bout OUR dreams...NOT RATZ wasteful schemes...
DemRATZ don't care 'bout Liberty...
Or how MUCH folks LOATHE DeeCee!!
Matters to ME!! WE're still FREE!!
Yes, dear to me...Liberty!! Won't you see?!!
Next, MUDZ gonna croon his ol' Cedar Street Blues!!
Ohhh...MUDZ gotta go where he can CROON these ol' Mudboy Slim TUNES!!
Ahh...YEAH!!

Mudboy Slim (4 July 2017)

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Absolute Power CORRUPTS absoluteLEE...MUD

BTW...someone needs to take this Tyrannical PSYCHO OUT!!

RATZ in the street, faces enmasked...more Statists causing BLIGHT!!
Claim they AIN'T fascists, but Left's brain cells R DEAD!!
Folks, Left's "men" R scair't 2 fight!!
Right knows Left LOVES Marxists' socialist ways...
But DeepState we all LOATHE together!!
Med'yuh keeps squawkin'...RATZ can't heed what MUD sings...
Lights ON!! Dem roaches just SCATTER!!

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things "R" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

MUDZ always listened to all points of view...
Guv'ment we've tried to mend.
And MUDZ always been a patient man...
But MY patience has reached its end!!
RATZ sell U.S> greivances...MUD ain't gonna buy!!
RATS swear DeeCee does it better...
Well, Lib'rals, Homey ain't home...Limbaugh's Legions have GROWN!!
Gotta Prez'deent HOO ain't a bed-wetter!!

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things "R" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

(BigMan on guitar lead...)

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things "R" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things "R" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

Mudboy Slim (5 July 2017)

'Tis TRUE...CREATIVITY is the Spice of Life...MUD

TRUMP U, CNN!!

DeeCeeMediaRATZ SUCK...MUD

"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...RATS gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall OUR children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an UPrise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COMz 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

26 October 2002...DeeCee Rally For Liberty and America's Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)...
Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' 4!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti- Clinton!!)

So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville the other day, scratchin' my beard and wondering
How the heck the Right's gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti- American Leftist RAT Whore'd...
When--all-of-a-sudden--it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'....
"Led Zeppelin IV...aka Zoso!!"

FReegards...MUD

8 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:39:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so k'WEIRD?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...we'll whup HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, MUDZ comin' 4 U, Bubba!!
< Whistle! >

BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

209 posted on 10/30/2002, 1:07:48 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

All Right!! Now dig this, Karen...

Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUDZ talkin' 'bout!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

253 posted on 11/3/2002, 5:22:09 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're Vile & flighty scamps!!
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as MUD's maps...
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I, proud 'neath heated brow.

Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.

Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed!!
Lies that life is black and white, spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic facts of musketeers, foundationed deep, somehow

Ah, the World was so much colder then,
I'm younger than that now.

Slick's faces fueled my Righteous Wrath, from Clinton's Tyranny!!
MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history
Flung down by corpse evangelists, unthought of, though, somehow.

Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

A self-ordained professor's tongue, too serious to fool
Spouted out that liberty, is just equality in school
"Equality?" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.

Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached
Fearing not that I'd become my enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach
My pathway led by confusion boats, mutiny from stern to bow

Ah, but I was so much wilder then,
I'm milder than that now.

Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms, quite clear, no doubt, somehow.

Ah, but MUD was so much older then,
MUD's younger than that now.

Work in progress...MUD (11/14/2002)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim

155 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

Hannity NAILS IT...MUD

How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World...
'Cuz they love Bill Clinton and RAPE?!
RATS stand by their man...through Slick's Treasonous Scams...
And still keep RATS' Bile in his place!!
And how many tarts...will suck Slick Willie's wee wood...
Fer Bill...RATS' re Dolts!!!

Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!

Slick is a strange one and Left's Goals in Danger...
RAT fools kneel when they're told!!

Truth, RATS, hurts ya but ya must be bold!!

Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears...
That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!!
Folks, we'll rise together...
Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!!
Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger...
Or say, "Re-Impeach...RATS' Chi-Com Whore'd!!"
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!

FReegards...MUD

188 posted on Monday, November 25, 2002 11:43:16 AM by Mudboy Slim