Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
| Source: | war |
| Published: | Jan 13, 2010 |
| Author: | war |
| Post Date: | 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war |
| Views: | 1876752 |
#2832: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, FBD, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, ALOHA RONNIE, backhoe, stand watie, Reagan Man, x (#2831)
(To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
(Mudboy on Irish fife)
I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough...
Fer my views to take hold.
MUD's been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told.
If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!!
And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say...
Like to start FReepin' against DemLib'rals today.
Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't...
Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
He's that dude who knows all!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
(More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories)
Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til vile SlickBoy falls.
Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along.
Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against Left's Lies.
We'll stay year after year until the Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, they love what's bad,
Left's bad, we'll FReep 'em in time.
Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Leftist slime.
Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will.
Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Heard it Rush Limbaugh...
Justa Lovable Fuzzball!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
546 posted on 12/8/2004, 1:56:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-08 12:09:15 Reply Private Reply
#2833: Liberator To: Mudboy Slim, war, aka Prince of Spandex (#2795)
Liberator posted on 2017-06-08 14:45:14 Reply Private Reply
#2834: Mudboy Slim To: Liberator (#2833)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-08 23:33:18 Reply Private Reply
#2835: Anthem To: Mudboy Slim (#2703)
Anthem posted on 2017-06-09 00:23:15 Reply Private Reply
#2836: Mudboy Slim To: Anthem (#2835)
Gonna take a few more folks paying attention 4 US 2 take Terrie "The RAT-PUNK Feyrie" MacAuliffe down a peg or three!!
No way that KorruptKlintonKrony RATscumbag ever is a serious candidate 4 the Presidency...
I gare-RON-TEE it!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 11:24:16 Reply Private Reply
#2837: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2801)
"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...
the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech.
Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe
is dedicated to my partner-fer-life.
Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?!
Let's Roll...MUD
1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 11:32:51 Reply Private Reply
#2838: Liberator To: Mudboy Slim (#2834)
I still get a kick out of your stuff....And knowing how much you irritate War. lol...
Liberator posted on 2017-06-09 13:49:36 Reply Private Reply
#2839: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2836)
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilders.com program.)
No $#!+, SherLOCK!!
Sheeesh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 17:19:29 Reply Private Reply
#2840: Mudboy Slim To: Liberator, war (#2838)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 17:20:26 Reply Private Reply
#2841: Mudboy Slim To: Anthem, Liberator, goldilucky, Cyber-Band, dead, FallGuy, Clarity (#2835)
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D>
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"
Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the ??? of October 2002!!
It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!
FReepersUp...MUD
1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
Damn the TORPEDOES...FULL SPEED AHEAD...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 17:32:37 Reply Private Reply
#2842: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2841)
U do the MATH...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 17:34:50 Reply Private Reply
#2843: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, aka Rachel Maddow (#2841)
UNnamed sources have disCLOSED that A K A Stone is--IN FACT--Rachel Maddow!!
Shudder DOWN MUDZ spine...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-09 17:38:24 Reply Private Reply
#2844: Mudboy Slim To: Liberator, war (#2838)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-10 07:21:52 Reply Private Reply
#2845: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stonea (#2843)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-10 07:25:13 Reply Private Reply
#2846: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#2845)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-10 07:27:36 Reply Private Reply
#2847: Anthem To: Mudboy Slim (#2842)
haPPy BirthDay! Let's see, not old enough to be senile... Hmmm... those mushrooms you've been putting on your salad -- are they known as "Libertycaps"? Did you pick them off the top of a cow patty? Might explain a few things...
Anthem posted on 2017-06-10 09:13:19 Reply Private Reply
#2848: Liberator To: Mudboy Slim (#2840)
He's probably just ducked out from forum life and run out of gas as many do. Many of us have been at it for what -- 20-odd years or so?
If he's passed on I hope he'd re-calibrated his faith in time for Judgment Day. It's my hope for everyone. Why spend 80 or so years on earth believing this was it, and we've been put here for no reason, purpose, or design of the Big Plan?
Fwiw, in an odd way I appreciated war's sense of humor and willingness to challenge the truth -- even when he *knew* he was wrong. He was trolling 75% of the time.
Liberator posted on 2017-06-10 14:34:38 Reply Private Reply
#2849: Liberator To: Anthem, Mudboy Slim (#2847)
Heh...
Hey, HEY! A little respect please for the Legacy-of-Mud, please...
The man has set a record for posting political poetry, venting and unloading his spleen, skewing, and trolling the entire Left, libs, Dems, and anarchists with his infinite-running threads.
(now Mud -- can you kindly share whtever you've been ingesting/smoking/snorting/shooting/drinking all these years? Thanks much...Lib ;-)
Liberator posted on 2017-06-10 14:40:53 Reply Private Reply
#2850: Liberator To: war, Mudboy Slim, beyond the sea, TooConservative (#5)
FLASHBACK to Post #1, 7 1/2 years ago...
War chastised you, Mud, for talking smack. But then didn't ping you directly?
#5. To: (NOT Mudboy Slim)
Mudd Sucked It All Night Long
{Sung to "You Shook Me All Night Long}
He was a fat machine He was a blue faced Queen He was the best dam BushBot That I'd ever seen
He was on his knees Unzippin' Bush's jeans Trouser fishin' for his daily cream...
And Mudd!!! Sucked it all night long!!! Yea Mudd!!! Sucked it all night long!!!
war posted on 2010-01-13
Ok, not bad. Some creativity there. lol
But wasn't THIS ironic? If memory serves, wasn't War a rabid pro-Commie 0bama-Bot?
Remember when Mr. Wall St. himself --War -- reacted to his brethren during their "Occupy Wall Street" charade?
When asked how he handled it, he admitted HE handed BAGELS or DONUTS to the "protesting" Dems/Anarchists/Bums/Rich-Kids. Then presumably he returned back inside his office, carrying on the same Wall St. duties his kindred spirits were protesting. Gotta love the guilt-free way well-to-do Dems/Progressives/Commies roll.
War, you were a character.
Liberator posted on 2017-06-10 15:04:33 Reply Private Reply
#2851: Tooconservative To: Liberator, Pericles (#2850)
He last posted here in February, using his Pericles handle. I suppose he just drifted away, perhaps got too busy in real life.
Tooconservative posted on 2017-06-10 15:08:48 Reply Private Reply
#2852: Liberator To: Tooconservative (#2851)
Liberator posted on 2017-06-10 15:56:40 Reply Private Reply
#2853: Tooconservative To: Liberator (#2852)
OTOH, the monicker change didn't seem to matter much to anyone here, least of all me. And he stuck with his Pericles handle since.
Tooconservative posted on 2017-06-10 16:00:09 Reply Private Reply
#2854: Mudboy Slim To: Anthem (#2847)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-10 19:07:29 Reply Private Reply
#2855: Anthem To: Mudboy Slim (#2854)
nor be you anytime soon.
Yet even the ancient mariner
got called a "grey-beard loon"!
The brown plasma is your tool
for politicos and such
In fun I insinuate, "fool",
my meaning, "not so much."
Anthem posted on 2017-06-10 20:38:24 Reply Private Reply
#2856: Mudboy Slim To: Tooconservative, pericles, war (#2853)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-11 01:31:16 Reply Private Reply
#2857: Mudboy Slim To: Anthem (#2855)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-11 02:08:52 Reply Private Reply
#2858: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2857)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 10:48:44 Reply Private Reply
#2859: Mudboy Slim To: Liberator, war (#2850)
LOL..."HYPOCRISY" B THY NAME!!
Gotta LOVE it...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:28:35 Reply Private Reply
#2860: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#2843)
HOO'd a figgered?!
MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:30:41 Reply Private Reply
#2861: Mudboy Slim To: buckeroo (#2756)
Lemme guess...Bernie the MARXist MORON?! Or Johnson, the NO BORDERS pretender?!
Nawww...a CYNICal tool like yerself probabLEE voted 4 himSELF, right?! The only "PERFECT candidate"...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:35:19 Reply Private Reply
#2862: Mudboy Slim To: buckeroo (#2756)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Sorry 2 hear yer LIFE SUX so bad U hadta BECOME a RAT-minion (aka "Ward of the State")...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:38:42 Reply Private Reply
#2863: Mudboy Slim To: Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Livesay, gYm (#2862)
"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Ol' Mudboy doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Slick'sMud's BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD
493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:47:11 Reply Private Reply
#2864: Mudboy Slim To: All U brainDEAD RATminions (#2863)
James Comey, yet another STOOOPID, Korrupt, ObamaBOT MARXist TOOL...and an UNrepentant LYING bassTURD...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:53:42 Reply Private Reply
#2865: Mudboy Slim To: coteblanche, EdZep, heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Taxman, stand watie, KLT (#2864)
With favour and fortune fastidiously blessed,
He's loud in his laugh and he's coarse in his jest;
Of favour and fortune unmerited vain,
A sharper in trifles, a dupe in the main;
Achieving of nothing, still promisiong wonders,
By dint of experience improving in blunders;
Oppressing true merit, exalting the base,
And selling his country to purchase his peace.
A jobber of stocks by retailing false news;
A prater at court in the style of the stews;
Of virtue and worth by profession a giber;
Of juries and senates the bully and briber.
Though I name not the wretch you know who I mean --
'Tis the cur-dog of Britain and spaniel of Spain.
Jonathan Swift(1667 - 1745).
*Whig Prime Minister
(Jonathan Swift was a staunch Tory i.e.good conservative)
Dude's got the knack, don't he?!
FReegards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 11:58:26 Reply Private Reply
#2866: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2863)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!!
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 12:04:37 Reply Private Reply
#2867: Mudboy Slim To: All U brainDEAD RAT SNOWflakes...WAKE UP, U MORONS!! (#2866)
U AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET, U SCUMBAG DemonRAT Leftists!!
Prepare 4 Ultimate Annihilation, U lowLIFE anti-AMERICANS!!
Quite sincereLEE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 12:13:07 Reply Private Reply
#2868: Mudboy Slim To: conservativemusician, Landru, BufordP, kristinn, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, TrueBlackMan, ironman, Sultan88, Flora MacDonald (#2867)
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees...
Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!!
We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd...
It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!!
Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!!
Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt...
We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
(conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar)
I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week...
So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!!
I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!!
I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUD's Tunes!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned...
Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!!
I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!!
Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade...)
Slick Willie's Days as a FReeMan are dwindlin'...MUD
398 posted on 12/9/2002, 10:12:34 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 12:19:36 Reply Private Reply
#2869: Mudboy Slim To: All anti-American DeeCee RAT-tools (#2868)
Eat human excrement and cease existing on this planet, U greedy/LAZY/CHEATin' RATscum!!
SincereLEE...MUD
BTW...comPROMISE is NOT an option!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 12:24:53 Reply Private Reply
#2870: Mudboy Slim To: Tooconservative, war, Pericles (#2851)
As 4 war/Pericles, I can see him being a NooYawker, but a WallStreeter?!
THAT's a surprise, imho...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 16:32:27 Reply Private Reply
#2871: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2867)
Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!!
"Pookie's TOONS Rock!!"...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 16:44:32 Reply Private Reply
#2872: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2871)
Whatta beautiful day in the neighborHOOd!!
RATZ gittin' SKEWERED in Public always cheers me up...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 16:47:31 Reply Private Reply
#2873: Mudboy Slim To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2872)
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 16:54:59 Reply Private Reply
#2874: Mudboy Slim To: All U ShillaryBOTZ (#2873)
INDICT Queen HildaBEEST and force her 2 SPILL THE BEANS on her DESPOTIC Hubby!!
Still not 2 late 4 Slick Willie 2 live out his remaining dayz in a Federal Prison Cell...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 17:01:08 Reply Private Reply
#2875: Mudboy Slim To: conservativemusician, stand watie, Fracas, Landru, Snow Bunny (#2874)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast...
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name.
141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 17:09:37 Reply Private Reply
#2876: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Joe Montana, Paul Cruce, Bob J, Clarity, dead (#2875)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lives the Vile Clinton!!
And he's been the hero of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's a bag o' SCUM!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string him up!!
Slick killed them children down in Texas...
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when Slick's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on RATZ Whore!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's our White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
YES...WE'LL DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
FReepers, we must, and WE SHALL...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 17:17:35 Reply Private Reply
#2877: Mudboy Slim To: war (#0)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-12 18:13:44 Reply Private Reply
#2878: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#2513)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
AWEsome!! Got it covered...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-13 11:11:28 Reply Private Reply
#2879: Mudboy Slim To: Liberator, Anthem, borisY, palo verde, mel_living, AuntB, goldilucky, Badeye, Jhoffa_, Jethro Tull (#2838)
"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemokRAT Shame!!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-13 11:29:38 Reply Private Reply
#2880: Mudboy Slim To: All U Lib'ral weaselZ, RATZ, RINOZ aka VERminionZ (#2879)
Weasels?! RATZ?! RINOZ?! whatEVER...yer ALL just VERMIN!!
SincereLEE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-13 11:34:43 Reply Private Reply
#2881: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2880)
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Mudboy Slim
3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-06-13 11:44:51 Reply Private Reply