Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
| Source: | war |
| Published: | Jan 13, 2010 |
| Author: | war |
| Post Date: | 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war |
| Views: | 1877087 |
#2467: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2466)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 05:30:23 Reply Private Reply
#2468: Mudboy Slim To: pookie (#2421)
Sheeesh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 10:26:11 Reply Private Reply
#2469: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2430)
"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")
One...two...three...four...
Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.
Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!
Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)
Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 5/21/2004, 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 10:45:50 Reply Private Reply
#2470: Mudboy Slim To: Vast Right Wing Conspiritress (#2469)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 10:53:12 Reply Private Reply
#2471: Mudboy Slim To: Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, Corin Stormhands, Coop, Happygal, dead (#2470)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains divisible...
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!
Right was born with a righteous quest...
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATS discourage me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!!
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
So just let RATS be!!
Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!"
RINOs, they agree...
RATS're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make Slick pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"
Mudboy Slim
117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 11:00:45 Reply Private Reply
#2472: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2471)
The DemokRAT Party is the Party of HATE and INTOLERATION!!
May ALL DeeCee RATZ go straight 2 HELL...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 11:07:19 Reply Private Reply
#2473: Mudboy Slim To: Alamo-Girl, ironman, Jeff Head, Dukie, joanie-f, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla (#2431)
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")
C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call.
Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!!
Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!
Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing...
Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures,
[Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!!
Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...
Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late...
MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under...
To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!"
Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!
Right's done with meekly strugglin'...I've kicked my share of a$$!!
Left wastes our tax money to fund failure...but Right'll devolve Power en masse!!
Lib'ral mindset can't last...DemonRATS' time has passed!!
Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks...
I pass out, then I rally, and I find a way to FReep!!
But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'...
Gotta FReep fer Justice again!!
Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!
(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)
Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile.
Some, I ran 'em away...still more're lost in denial...
Some even managed to smile...)=^D!!
We'll change their minds, just takes a while.
C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!!
Constitutional Powers beats Clinton's sedition...Slick Killed Ron Brown!!
Murdered Ron Brown...brought that airplane down...
MaryJo drowned...kick RATS outta town!!
FReegards...MUD
519 posted on 6/8/2004, 3:42:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 16:51:40 Reply Private Reply
#2474: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2472)
BTW...Jonathan Allen just fell to the RedXinZ @Pick #17...so far, so good in the new Greg Manuskyy era.😎🇺🇸
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-27 22:24:05 Reply Private Reply
#2475: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2474)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 08:39:51 Reply Private Reply
#2476: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, AuntB (#2429)
Buy the negatives at any price."
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBUILDerz program.)
NO arguMINT aqui...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:11:43 Reply Private Reply
#2477: Mudboy Slim To: All ReaganConservatives (#2474)
"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...
OUR Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...
This Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was OUR star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building.
After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!
It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:30:54 Reply Private Reply
#2478: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2477)
BER-NIE!! BER-NIE!! BER-NIE!!
NO RAT..just a MARXist...MUD
btw..."POOkeez TOOnz ROCK!!"
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:34:41 Reply Private Reply
#2479: Mudboy Slim To: RonaldReagan (#2478)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
2 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:29:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:41:01 Reply Private Reply
#2480: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2472)
4 the REcord...MUD also is NOT running 4 POTUS in 2020...or 2024...or 2028...period.
Tweet twEEEt...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:48:14 Reply Private Reply
#2481: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2480)
Ronald ROX...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:50:13 Reply Private Reply
#2482: Mudboy Slim To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages (#2481)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
"MUD LOVES LIBERTY!!"
FReegards...MUD
24 posted on 6/14/2004, 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 10:56:48 Reply Private Reply
#2483: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2482)
BTW...TRUMP 'em...bi- ELSEwear!!😎🇺🇸😱🇺🇸😍
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 13:52:18 Reply Private Reply
#2484: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2483)
Dale, JR shALL win his O.N.E. and ownLEE nasCAR cup THIS year...MUD the preSCIent O.N.E.🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 14:14:16 Reply Private Reply
#2485: Mudboy Slim To: All RATscum and SYMPathizers... (#2478)
The MODern demonRAT parTEEE is NAUGHT moore DAN dee...
POLitiCAL arm of the KLU KluX KLAN...4 evahhMORE!!
GO 2 HELL, RATZ...sooner the better...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 14:49:16 Reply Private Reply
#2486: Mudboy Slim To: All HOO seeek wisDOM...and a decent CORNdog. (#2485)
Y? 'cuz...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 14:53:47 Reply Private Reply
#2487: Mudboy Slim To: All HOO heed MUDZ call...U, you, and YOO hoo..EXcluDED!! Landru, yankhater, FBD, MeekOneGOP, jla, iceskater, stand watie, Flora McDonald, dead (#2483)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!!
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee...
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep DemRATS we'll fight!!
I tell ya...
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
(Little guitar jammin' interlude)
So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray...
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Seek Justice...fer Willie!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
Mudboy Slim
681 posted on 7/24/2004, 8:49:16 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 14:59:52 Reply Private Reply
#2488: Mudboy Slim To: sultan88, yankhater, AdSimp, BobTheNailer, Landru, cheryybomb_88, 88, XXXXX88XXXXX, Gregory Summers (#2487)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "I Ain't The One")
Well, I'll tell you plainly, Nation...what I plan to do...
'Cause I may be crazy, Lib'rals...but I ain't no fool!!
John Kerry's rich, Leftists...John Edwards, too...
But they're both RAT-scum, Nation...Vote Fer George Dub-YOO!!
RATS' Hell's in their mind, voters...'cuz Left loathes Liberty!!
I think its time for RATS to move along...RATS're HISTORY!!
Now you're talking jive, Lib'rals, when you say to me...
"Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, DemRATS, and save Liberty!!"
You'll know what I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!!
Right'll never hurt you, FReepers...but we all got guns!!
Left's Hell sure ain't Right, Nation...so won't you RE-IMPEACH?!
I think its time for RATS to move along...INDICT Willie!!
Time for US to whup Dem fools out in the streets, FReepers...
Don't be Lib'ral fools...FReedom!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
All right there Kerry, let me tell you a thing or two...
LeftWing's talking jive, Country...when RATS say to me...
"Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, Nation...and save Liberty!!"
Well, you'll know and I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!!
RATS have no idea -- uh unh -- they're Leftist SCUM!!
Clinton's Chi-Com spies, Nation, all support John Kerry!!
I think its time for RATS to move along...RATS're History!!
I'm a founding member of the Vast, RightWing Conspiracy!!
Oh, nooooooo...ooooooohhh!!
FReegards...MUD
669 posted on 7/21/2004, 11:49:13 AM by Mudboy Slim
("RE-IMPEACH the Butcher of the Balkans!!"...MUD)
P.S. dedicated to Greg Summers...the LATE, GREAT Sultan88!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 15:09:19 Reply Private Reply
#2489: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2488)
In MUDZ humble OPINE, ol' BarryOH wasn't as BAD as Slick Willie or EVEN Jimmy Carter...
I put him in a TIE with LBJ 4 bronze in "The WORST POTUSes in MUDZ lifeTIME" sweepSTAKES...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 15:15:25 Reply Private Reply
#2490: Mudboy Slim To: All U buy-SEXuALLZ aka RATZRINOZ!! (#2485)
AIN'T all RATZ/RINOZ buy-SEXuALLZ anywayz?!
Quite sincereLEE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 15:18:26 Reply Private Reply
#2491: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, Happygal, jla, FBD, GeorgeW23225, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, BraveMan (#2490)
(To be sung to the Who's "Happy Jack")
Hanoi John, he ain't bold, he's a girley-man...
He fibbed about Nam...LIED about his friends!!
The Libs would all sing, "John would make a strong King!!"
Still, RATS know John ain't Slick...he shall not be Prez'dent!!
Kerry tried to be Jack...he's tried and tried and tried!!
But Hanoi John ain't Jack...RATS lied and lied and lied and lied and lied!!
Medyuh's tryin' to help John, but John Kerry's crashin'!!
DemRATS couldn't prevent Bush from whuppin' Kerry!!
No, RATS couldn't stop Bush from a landslide vict'ry!!
And Left couldn't prevent Right from feeling happy!!
Kerry tried to be Jack...he's tried and tried and tried!!
But Hanoi John ain't Jack...RATS lied and lied and lied and lied and lied!!
No, John'll never become Jack...he's too damned Lib'ral!!
Folks, we liberated Iraq...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!
Mudboy Slim (7/12/2004)
BTW...when did Schwarzeneggar call the California congresscritters "girley- men"?!
I think I beat him to the punch...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 15:22:55 Reply Private Reply
#2492: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2491)
Sow saYeth MUD..sow SHALL it bee...MUD🇺🇸 😎🇺🇸
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 21:07:31 Reply Private Reply
#2493: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2492)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 21:09:10 Reply Private Reply
#2494: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#2493)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-28 21:11:37 Reply Private Reply
#2495: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2494)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 08:03:19 Reply Private Reply
#2496: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2495)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 08:08:07 Reply Private Reply
#2497: Mudboy Slim To: All DOUBTing THOMases (#2487)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Heh heh heh...I sincereLEE DOUBT that...MUD
BTW...NOT that I would mind inFLUencING a few more SOULZ (aka "hearts and minds").
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:21:53 Reply Private Reply
#2498: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2407)
DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ R overPAID, under-WORKed, and NEED 2 B DE-pensioned (excluding Military, of course).
RATZ SUCK the life-BLOOD outta American CAN-DO PROductivity...
And ALSO like sKEEters, they spread DISEASE and DEATH...just sayin'...MUD
btw..."Black XXIX"
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:31:38 Reply Private Reply
#2499: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68, Jeff Head, kristinn (#2323)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:39:17 Reply Private Reply
#2500: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band (#2499)
fwiw...Views: 510593
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:41:22 Reply Private Reply
#2501: Mudboy Slim To: George W. Bush, Landru, M. Thatcher, jla, holdonnow, MeekOneGOP, FBD, dead (#2500)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
Slick thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick resigns.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!
It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies,
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
Democrat voices remain silent today.
Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!
Muchas Gracias...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:46:20 Reply Private Reply
#2502: Mudboy Slim To: All RAT-scum anti-CONSTITUTIONalists in the SCOTUS (#2501)
RAT judges SHALL bee RETIRED asap...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:51:36 Reply Private Reply
#2503: Mudboy Slim To: Jethro Tull, goldilucky, BADJOE, Snow Bunny, Pippin, Darth Sidious, TLBSHOW, Clinton's a liar (#2502)
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent...
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!
Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely...
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shant go free!
Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shant go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...
Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee....
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!
Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturalLEE...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!
Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:56:41 Reply Private Reply
#2504: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2503)
The TRUTH is INescapeABLE...the DemonRAT party is EEEvil...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 10:58:32 Reply Private Reply
#2505: Hondo68 To: Mudboy Slim, *The Two Parties ARE the Same* (#2499)
And then you voted for Massachusetts Lib'ral Mitt because he claimed to be "Severely Conservative" and had an (R) after his name, right?
Today Iraq's a mess. Everyone was far better off when Saddam Hussein was there.
Interventionism was a bad idea then, and now. Bring the troops home and let the Persians kill each other until they achieve a lasting peace.
Peace, lovey-dovie!
Hondo68 posted on 2017-04-29 15:29:01 Reply Private Reply
#2506: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#2505)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 15:51:02 Reply Private Reply
#2507: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#2505)
PURE idiocy, lovie-dovie...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 15:52:31 Reply Private Reply
#2508: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#2429)
Not from...MUD
Must B sum of DemRATZ U let post on yer FLAMErz site, Mr. Stone...MUD
BTW....
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!"
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet")
Algore's a genteel woah-man...
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FReepers shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh...
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'...
Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice...
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shant fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
Mo said you needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD (08/07/2000)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:02:17 Reply Private Reply
#2509: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#2508)
(To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!!
Justice keeps on flowing...
Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!!
Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's...
Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
(Chorus)
Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre.
Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way,
Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!!
Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
(Chorus)
Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre...
Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!!
FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim (02/06/2003)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:07:10 Reply Private Reply
#2510: Mudboy Slim To: All (#2509)
With the first of their fourth round picks(#114), the Washington Redskins have added Samaje Perine, RB, Oklahoma to the family. The 5’10 5/8”, 233 lb RB will immediately compete for playing time in the Redskins backfield. Robert Kelley enters the offseason as the projected starter, and there are rumors that Matt Jones is on the trade block after being benched for the second half of the season due to fumbling issues. Chris Thompson and Mack Brown are also on the roster.
With their second fourth round pick(#124), the Washington Redskins have added Montae Nicholson, S, Mich. St. The Redskins finally get a safety with their second pick in the 4th round.
With another fifth round pick(#154), the Washington Redskins have added Arkansas TE Jeremy Sprinkle(6’4 3/4”, 252lbs)
2 B continued...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:16:48 Reply Private Reply
#2511: Mudboy Slim To: All JARheads, Cyber-Band, EdZep, Joe Montana, Landru, Happygal (#2509)
From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
and to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.
Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off northern lands
and in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job,
THE UNITED STATES MARINES.
Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES!!
HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!
FReegards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:24:39 Reply Private Reply
#2512: Mudboy Slim To: blackie, jla, FBD, conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, ForGod'sSake, backhoe (#2511)
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!
Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!
Mudboy Slim (12/09/2002)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:29:24 Reply Private Reply
#2513: Hondo68 To: Mudboy Slim, Ronald Wilson Reagan, brought the troops home (#2506)
Reagan pulled the troops out of Lebanon, said the Arabs were a bunch of crazy F'ers and switched to a non-interventionist policy.
He admitted his mistake, and went on to do the right thing.
Hondo68 posted on 2017-04-29 16:32:25 Reply Private Reply
#2514: Mudboy Slim To: (#2512)
There can B no doubt...RATZ R SCUMbagz...MUD
P.S.
About TIME 4 WeThePeople 2 fight BACK...
DUCK and cover, RAT-slime!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:34:46 Reply Private Reply
#2515: Mudboy Slim To: BearzQuagmire, joanie-f, Alamo-Girl, Lazamataz, lowbridge, Liz, Mia T, IPWGOP, Libloather (#2514)
(To be sung to U2's "I Will Follow!!")
Right shall follow...
I am from the RightWing, RINOZ say,
"Mudboy, come vote fer me-ee!!"
But I'm lookin' fer Guv'ment...
That's benign, yet keeps me FRee!!
Mudboy tries hard to make a stand...
'Gainst Lib'rals who CORRODE this Land!!
Won'tcha stop and think...RATS always LIE!!
Left LIES!!!
DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Dude, win the day...win the day...Right will follow!!
DubYOO, cut today...cut today...
Yeah, Left'll cave...Left'll cave...Right's Empowered!!"
I am from the Far Right...
Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!!
Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals...
Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!!
DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!!
Right shall follow!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
RATS' lies show no wisdom...
Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!"
RATS lie!! Left lies!! RATS spy!! yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Yeah, cut today...cut today...Right Shall Follow!!
FReepers, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!!
Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!
Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!
Mudboy Slim (05/28/2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-29 16:42:13 Reply Private Reply
#2516: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#2513)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-30 02:07:50 Reply Private Reply