"The Fix Is In (Levy Investigator also Vince Foster & Mary Mahoney Investigator)"

Crime/Corruption Front Page News Keywords: AGENT BRADLEY J. GARRETT: FOSTER/MAHONEY/LEVY FIXER

Source: U.S. Department of Justice Web Site
Published: 02/05/01 Author: Robert Mueller, Director, FBI
Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys

U.S. Department of Justice
Office of the Deputy Attorney General
Washington, D.C. 20530

February 5, 2001

MEMORANDUM

TO: Heads of Department Components

FROM: Robert S. Mueller, III
Acting Deputy Attorney General

SUBJECT: The Attorney General's 49th Annual Awards

THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

a. Description. The Attorney General's Award for Excellence in Law Enforcement is designed to recognize outstanding professional achievement by a law enforcement officer of the Department of Justice. Normally there will be one to two awards granted annually.

b. Definition. The term "law enforcement officer" means an employee whose primary duties are the investigation, apprehension, or detention of individuals suspected or convicted of offenses against the criminal laws of the United States.

c. Criteria. All law enforcement officers employed by the Department of Justice are eligible. A nominee must have demonstrated unusual courage or outstanding accomplishments in the field of law enforcement. Nominations may be submitted by heads of Department components for employees of other Department organizations if they have sufficient knowledge of the employee's performance. However, these nominations must also bear the endorsement of the employee's bureau head in order to be considered for the award.

AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett and Supervisory Special Agent Scott G. Jessee are honored for their exceptional efforts in the four-year international manhunt for Mir Aimal Kansi, the man responsible for killing two and wounding three other Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employees at the entrance to the CIA Headquarters on January 25, 1993. As the FBI's primary presence in Pakistan, Mr. Jessee negotiated the eventual delivery of Kansi where he could be apprehended by American agents. Mr. Garrett led the FBI arrest team, which apprehended Kansi within Pakistan on June 15, 1997. Their outstanding leadership and dedication to this investigation led to Kansi's conviction for capital murder and a sentence of death by the presiding judge.

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Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett, recently named lead investigator into the Chandra Levy "case," was also a lead investigator in the Vincent Foster "suicide" and also a lead investigator in the Mary Caitlin Mahoney/Starbucks triple-homicide.

Do the math, please.

1 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys

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SOMETHING TO BE CHECKED OUT:

(If this Mark R. Garrett, who worked for Gary Condit, is related to FBI Special Agent Bradley (Garrett),
now the lead Condit/Levy investigator, there'll be very little doubt left as to a cover-up):

Mark R. Garrett, Member Governor Gray Davis appointed Mark Garrett of Merced to The Reclamation Board on March 21, 2001.

Mr. Garrett is a licensed real estate broker and Managing Partner of a private investment company that owns and operates independent business and real estate ventures in California. He acts as an investor and consultant in a variety of real estate developments in the San Joaquin Valley.

Mr. Garrett served in the House of Representatives in Washington, DC, as an Administrative Assistant to Congressman Gary Condit from 1989 to 1991. From 1977 to 1989, he held a number of senior-level positions on the staff of Congressman Tony Coelho, both in Washington and in California. During his tenure, Mr. Garrett worked closely with many groups and organizations in the area of agriculture, water, and environmental issues.

He represented California at the American-Swiss Foundation's Leadership Conference in Switzerland and continues his involvement with those organizations. He was named as an Outstanding Young Man of America by the United States Jaycees. He currently serves as a member of the Pastoral Council of St. Patrick's/Our Lady of Mercy Church. Mr. Garrett was appointed and is a past member of the Redevelopment Agency of the City of Merced and also is a member of the Board of Trustees for the University of California, Merced. He is a former member of the United Way Board of Directors and has served on various business and community organizations.

Mr. Garrett was awarded a Bachelor of Science Degree in Business Administration by California State University, Fresno.

4 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:32:29 PDT by justoneoftheguys

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Maybe he's getting ready to go for that big "One-In-A-Row".

10 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:29:01 PDT by capt. norm

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Ultimately, Republican George Bush and Republican Attorney General John Ascroft are the final stops in this process!

Sure makes me confident that justice will be served.. NOT!

11 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:36:23 PDT by HalfIrish

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Betty Jo: Mr. Ashcroft has some hard decisions ahead; my feeling is, he ain't got the spine (or has something in his closet,
which made him "attractive" as Attorney General); but another FReeper said it better here:

To: Snow Bunny, PhiKapMom, Lady in Blue, sinkspur, GOP J, Reagan Man, Doctor Raoul, Taxman, stand watie

"Ashcroft will you be the mouse that roared OR the MAN that demands respect and walks tall and does the right thing."

Exactly, my FRiend...
Ashcroft can either go down in history as being the Attorney General who brought the concept of Equal Justice
back to the Department of Justice, or else he will be the low-life scum who RESIGNS from embarrassment after the GOP loses
the House and falls further behind in the Senate after November '02!!

AG Ashcroft, I fully expect you to do the Right thing in the upcoming months and INDICT Terry McAuliffe
for his many Campaign Finance FELONIES committed in the '96 Clinton Campaign!! And President Bush,
I respect your integrity, contributed to your campaign, and enthusiastically voted for you last November...
but I will become a major thorn in your side should you decide to allow this Clinton Corruption to go unpunished!!
It's decision time, folks...is the Bush Administration gonna prove they're against Big Guv'ment Corruption?!
Or are you just gonna go along to get along?!

I pray y'all make the Right Decision!!

FReegards...MUD

87 Posted on 08/17/2001 21:39:14 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Pookie's TOONS" rock...MUD

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Heh heh heh...MUD

Oh Danny boy, the pipes,
the pipes are calling
From glen to glen,
and down the mountain side
The summer's gone,
and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you
must go and I must bide

But come ye back
when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed
and white with snow
And I'll be here
in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy,
I love you so

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay...
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre,
away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany.
Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.

655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS and RINOS LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd strum a few bars, sing 'bout DemWhores and he'd bury songs all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right, Slim'd dig 'em up out of the ground.
He'd pour his heart out 'bout RatWhores on the Black and sung his passions through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry ol' man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!"

Repeat Chorus...

(work in progress...)

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

367 posted on 10/14/2002 1:08 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

dEEEp DOWn eYe NEW dat...MUD

btw...

"TheDonald DUCK"?!

Yer words, NOT...MUDZ)B^D>X***#

BTW...C.U. SUNday!!

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. monDREmo on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' OLDE!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
MUDZ tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FLAMErz ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

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FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

And 4 that, we must THANK GOD ALLmighty above!!

"Pookie's TOONS ROCK!!"

Utmost REgardz, mi amiGO...MUD

Admittedly, the pendulum has been swinging AWAY from FReedom for the last 40 years,
but once the War on Terrorism is far enuff along to be called "WON",
don't you agree that the inevitable RestorationOfRights legislation will restore Liberties
that have been squandered away fer generations?!

"Paradise Lost, Again"
by J.J Lindsey (aka "poet")

Do you remember what John Milton wrote?
a great poem of note,
he called it Paradise Lost,
we now know what that cost

Now a second Paradise is going away
because we’re being led astray
Americans don’t question anymore,
they accept any political whore

How sad, how very sad
to lose the freedoms that we had
what’s that you say?
has my mind gone astray?

Well let’s review what I write,
hopefully it will shed some light
as liberty takes flight,
while the thieves work through the night

I see laws being passed,
assuring our freedom will not last,
done in the name of security,
soon, we’ll no longer be free

They passed the “patriot law”
and finance reform,
each is flawed,
serfdom will be the norm

Free speech will be restricted,
demonstrations interdicted,
a czar will judge our intent,
we’ll wonder where our freedom went

These people are truly evil,
intent on causing upheaval,
in our values system,
fulfilling their mission

Look what they’ve done to our nation
taking over our schools,
they are an aberration,
turning out non-thinking fools

That’s why the Clintons walk free,
also Terry Mac, Reno and Kennedy,
they’re all involved in serious crimes,
yet not one is doing time

The majority have been put to sleep,
having been molded into sheep,
except for us who speak out loud,
refusing to go along with the crowd

Maybe we’ll win, maybe we’ll lose,
it depends on what Americans choose,
will integrity and honor prevail,
will these criminals be sent to jail?

And the beat goes on

Copyright © 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.
October 25, 1992

FReegards to all

194 posted on 10/26/2002 1:18 AM EDT by poet

62 posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:52:42 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Let's Jist Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)

It's the "Lib'ral Template" that ENSLAVES the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd into believing things that are demonstrably NOT TRUE!!
And if you've allowed yerself to trick yer own mind into believing things that stray from verifiable reality,
you cannot really add much to the conversation that will be helpful to others,
so yer popularity understandably wanes and your rewards--monetary and otherwise--thereby are lessened.
It's capitalism at work, EXCEPT with the BigThreeNetworks wherein a three- headed Oligarchy monopolizes America's "FRee" airwaves!!

That's why it is of UTMOST IMPORTANCE that the broadcast rights for the ABCCBSNBC are auctioned off on a regular, rotating basis,
just like broadcast rights to NFL Football and Major League Baseball and NASCAR...
ain't no reason the Federal Guv'ment's not doing this already except fer the FACT that they like to hold these "FRee Airwave Rights"
over the heads of the Network Bigshots to BlackMail them into not straying too far from the SocialistBureaucRATicTalkinPoints!!

FReegards...MUD

83 posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 9:32:32 AM by Mudboy Slim

While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld...
Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!!
Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Can't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...4 Justice FReep!!

Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change...
To help FRee MinionsOfState!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison Slick...
Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...4 Justice FReep!!

So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Slick!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...4 Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATS' Slime!!

(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)

Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATS' Slime!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
4 Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...4 Justice FReep!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things forthe better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will.
Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of
instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...if that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!

120 posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim

In TheDonald We Trust (4 now)...MUD

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

YO HollyWOOD!! Bring J.R.R.z "The Silmarillion" 2 the BIgscrEEn...NOW!!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

MUDZ EX v. MUD

2 TRUE...heh heh heh.

Duhh $hilldaBEEST B clueless...and QUITE UN-attractive, iMho.

Doood...MUD

creek-creek

creek-creek

creek-creek

creek-creek

These threads R much funnerer when U'all participate...MUD

"Boulevard (where ‘dru & mud are)"
(2 B sung 2 “Boulevard” by Jackson Browne)

Down on the boulevard ‘Dru drives a Ford Windstar
They look at “Black” with such disregard
They say they are the ones
Why the thread is run
But if we choose to stay
We have to play their way
It’s okay---
The Mud’s in defeat and he had to chose
The wager with ‘Dru he’ll lose
Down at the “red table”
They say Mud’s up and gone
Under a DU name
Du-ing a new fame
It’s alright ---
Mudboy is MIA
Mudboy gets to like it that way
Mudboy no longer FReeps
Mudboy
The lib’s are hard and times are tough
Down on the boulevard ‘Dru’s had enough
And now posts are slow
Between the Black Threads cobwebs grow and the post slow
Everybody lurks right by like it’s done or something
They don’t know—
Mudboy knows you
Mudboy now owes ‘Dru
Mudboy showed you what the dems were thinking
Mudboy baby
Hey, hey where are you?
Are your FReepin’ days through? We miss you!
And you must be on guard
Make ‘Slick pay
It’s only time on the “Black” boulevard

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LOST: TWO GREAT FREEPERS, MUDBOYSLIM AND LANDRU...
Last seen in Black XIX Thread, Missing since May 8, 2003.
If found, please send them "home"!!!!

1 posted on 05/30/2003 11:12:08 AM PDT by cherry_bomb88

Algore dancing 4 Nancy Pelosi's bachelorette shindig, allegedLEE...MUD

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...

Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign

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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

(For Most Tax Brackets)

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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,

Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else

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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right To an Attorney

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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?

We Didn't Actually Surrender

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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont: Yep

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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men!

156 posted on Saturday, June 07, 2003 6:42:29 PM by cherry_bomb88

("It's easier to fight for one's principals than to live up to them" ~Alfred Adler)

Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds,
Smoked my snuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!

LeftWing dances but RATS' Soul is Maimed!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!
Th' mountains an' the canyons start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!

It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, We'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...It Is Time!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!

The HildaBeast's without her King...
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
Tryin'a find a Savior who'll never, never, never be born.
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams,
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.

Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.

Heh heh heh, who's up fer the challenge?!!...Mudboy Slim

455 posted on 11/14/2002 3:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

Dittos...MUD

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Whatta DORK!!

YO!! ObamaNation...do U miss yer VillageIdiot...YET?!!

Sheeesh...MUD

STOCKin' up 4 a very, VERY C.Hill Day...MUD

BTW...DiscGolf anyO.N.E.?!

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

"Y?" U ask..."'Cuz..." repLIED...MUD

BTW...

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey- dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE- LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?!
Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

13 posted on ThursDAY, June 12, 2003 1:18:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
(It's all about timin', IMHO...RE-IMPEACH Osama Bil Clinton...before it's too late!!)

He had the zealots, and harems by the score...
Osama bin Laden...THE Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head.
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!

He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Time Fer Justice!!!)

Ms. Lindsey Grahamnesty is a PUTZ...just like his Bu++Buddy Johnnie McSTAIN!!

Drum these RINOZ from the GOP...NOW!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

Chelsea Klinton...the SPAWN of Webb Hubbell...think "Big Chill!!"

Yer durned TOOTin'...MUD

Stay Safe !"

62 posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 12:10:19 AM by Squantos
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."

Heh heh heh...MUD

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille...
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...

Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh...
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim

97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!!
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!

Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.

Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still,
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady".
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!

Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.

Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.

All I ask for...all I pray,
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Ohhh ye-ah.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em...do it now!!
Shame!! Shame!!
Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's dame!!

[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.

[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.

Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )]

Justice makes US do it now.
FReedom lets US do it now.

Mudboy Slim

56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Good 2 know...and I'm gonna need every minute of that 2 achieve my always- growing "To-Do" list...MUD

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