3*3*17

O.N.E.**
MUD

BTW...**"O"."N"."E". = O.peration N.oble E.agle

Posted on Friday, October 26, 2001 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD sez, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD sed, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, BOY, I sure pray U git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FREEgaurdz 4 everyO.N.E.!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem HOZ, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were sooo close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...our sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear OUR Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join OUR fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it GOOD 2 B alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim
("Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!")

Operation Noble Eagle Proceeding Per Schedule...MUD

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!!
We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game O.N.E. step ahead of MUD...
And U WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE...
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You'd best RESIGN, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me 2 stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUDZ gotta Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta TRUMP's way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
HELL is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, U TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

It's STILL that simple, folks...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

BTW...if Slick takes the first swing, a Patriot could whup Slick's ARSE and the SS wood BEE inclined 2 stand by and watch.
Hint hint...LOL!! And MUDZ o.n.e. hellUVA TAUNTer, too2tutu2to...) B^D>)***#

Just sayin'...

39 posted on Saturday, October 27, 2001 7:38:30 AM by Mudboy Slim

U asked, din'tCHA?!

NO?! OH...well..."TRUMP y'ALL", then...lol.

Reckon sooow...and a bounty U shall SOOON reap...MUD

An American, Dad, Vet, Clinton Legacy Cookbook Chef, an all around good guy..LOL
| Nov 10 2001 |
Carlo3b

Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2001 9:05:37 AM by carlo3b

"Rush Limbaugh has single-handedly brought us to a stage in our politics that we have the luxury to complain about how conservative this or that jerk Republican is, in what power position of control within our government. Rush is my hero, and always will be, and if you are over 50 and can remember where we Republicans came from, it will remind you what he did for all of us, that lived and suffered through it while sober.

"It must have been 1988 or early '89, I was driving the interstate in Houston, when I switched radio channels and heard Rush the very first time. These were difficult times politically, the media had a full court press on, to soften the newly elected Bush Sr for the political slaughter that would mark the entire 4 years of his administration. It was obvious from the beginning, that the dignified President G H Bush, and his experienced adult and truly exceptional advisors were no match for the political task that lay ahead. The left, had endured Reagan, and his fatal near charm for 8 long years, and that was just about all they could handle.

"Every TV and radio news station, every newspaper, each and every commentator in the public arena of political, academic, financial and entertainment life, was working off the same script... "this is the worse economy, worse indicators, worse direction our national health, and poor homeless citizenry have ever endured ...Blah blah blah" ...HUH .....WHAT??? WHERE??? WHO????

"Didn't anyone remember THE "Double Digit" CARTER, or THE "Double Crossing" JOHNSON, or THE "Duel Devils" KENNEDY, administrations??? Apparently not on the nation scene, with the exception of few intellectual writers, a couple of obscure and totally despised and dismissed former Republican politicians, only one moderate voice, Paul Harvey, no one was speaking out for me .....until ... MR. RUSH LIMBAUGH.

"When I heard him say, "It's lies, all lies, damned lies, and we didn't have to sit quietly and listen to it without saying so!!!!!!.." Whoa!!! YES!!! Who was this guy?? How could he say these things, and get away with it?? How long before someone in a position of power hears him, and shuts him down.. HA! In the interim, I'm going to do everything I can to encourage him, amplify his words, promote his station, and get as many others as I can to do the same. I think I opened the very first Houston "RUSH ROOM", a lunchtime, radios blasting Rush showcase.

"At first, the culture shock and my blatant bias worked to the detriment of my own business. However, within 3 months we were packed again, only with a different mix of people ..these were for the most part ...LOL.. the new choir. When it started, people would look around and wonder what was happening. Arguments broke out spontaneously, and people listened intently, and commented across tables, and between strangers, among the classes and cultures ..it was a nervous, high five, laughing, red-faced, shouting mix of radicals. To say the least, not everyone agreed with my change of atmosphere, I was screamed at, and scolded, and cursed, and applauded, and yes ...thanked!

"Rush, you may not be able to hear me, but thank GOD, I can still hear you. You are and always will be an inspiration to hard core conservatives, and clear thinking people of the world. Just thought someone should say so... God Bless you Rush, I love you my friend!

* * * * * * *

"Care to comment??"

1 posted on Saturday, November 10, 2001 9:05:37 AM by carlo3b

DITtoes...MUD

I DO AGREE:

THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE...
Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song.
Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny.
Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away
from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp…
... your allies are many.
Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings.
Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!

ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES...

Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew.
....and you bring broken confidence to hope.
Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills.
...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity.
Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed.
Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders!

THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES...

Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too!
The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is!
Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT
Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees! …Go for it…and thanks.

LOL,LGE

510 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:14:04 PM by LoneGreenEyeshade

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUDZ only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...4 Tyranny!!

Big Guv'ment stench's, trash Left's totems...before RATZ use it 2 grow RAT- rulez!!
When RATZ smile, we KNOW it's bad news, Dem networks laugh and act like a TOOL!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...strap yer fingers roun' my throat!!
If MUD waivers, please give me a shout out...KEEP informed, CRUSH DemRATZ with yer VOTES!!

No one knows what it's like...to be the MAD man...
To be the RAD man...REJECT RATZ LIES!!

Before and........MUD

Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie...
Everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!!
We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX- Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!

FLAMErs, Let's ROCK!!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 11:08:44 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Black IV"

Thank you, Mr. Rosenthal, I couldn't have put it any better myself...MUD

P.S. RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. De-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. Then throw away the frickin' key!!

1 Posted on 10/05/1999 00:09:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Folks, there is Good in this World and, yes, Evil, as well...
Blessed are those who can TELL the FReepin' Difference a Majority of the Time!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

Well, have you seen that ScumBag Left the White House?
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)

Too many Lies been told to MUD's Country...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...

(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)

Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!

Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!

Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE MUDZ COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT RATZ Sleazy Ba$+ardz!!!"

Crazy things goin' on...

Mudboy Slim

--------------------------------------------

Gotta believe Ronnie Van Zandt wouldda agreed with this song...MUD

1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!

"God is watching U.S.!!"

FReegards, my Jewel...MUD

BTW...Yeah, 'Dru..."Jewel!!"

52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Well...I does like 2 travel and see the sights, although "soil" seems a tad harsh
as I always tend 2 wipe off my shoes b4 entering any new Country/State/Locality...MUD

FWIW...and despite visiting Canada, Mexico, the Philippine Is., Hong Kong, etc.,
I have yet to "SOIL" Europe, Africa, Australia, and/or S. America.

In my mind's eye?
I can see Mudboy Slim, RW&B grease-paint makeup covering his head, repelling through my roof
& onto the freezer in what could only be described as the...Mother Of All Commando Raids.
Of course, Mudboy could've just asked, instead.
Would've been a lot easier.

...but not as much fun for the athletically inclined Super-Patriot, Mudboy Slim.

{~mind closes eye...} :o)

107 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:23:35 PM by Landru

FUNkeyDAN usedta B a HOOt on these threads...hope he gits the message...MUD

I say T-MAXX gonna be Beachin' It in Prison this Time Next Year!!
("Deliverance" music drifts hauntingly from the distance...LOL!!)

What say you?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

135 posted on Saturday, November 17, 2001 6:59:04 AM by Mudboy Slim

Will do...goin' to the early service tomorrow, so I'll be baggin' Twenty-Seven (27**) more 39-gallon bags before I head on over to the local barber shop
to git the ears lowered (LOL...Landru!!) and catch up with the Local Gossip as told by Mongo, Vesuvius, SkeeterJ., and Pickles (LOL!!!!!)
...but I'll pop in from time-to-time to make sure y'all're BEHAVIN' YERSELVES!!!

God is Good...so was Gandhi...and Heavenly Father, Please Bless Rush Limbaugh and RESTORE the Maja Rushie's Hearing AT LEAST long enuff to hear how well MUD sings the Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"!!
Rush's been a VERY GOOD BOY this last Decade-and-a-Half and shouldn't be saddled with this temporary affliction any longer than absolutely necessary.

IMHO, of course...MUD

**BTW...27 equals 3-cubed.

Oh...and Eschoir, I'll be up in DeeCee 3-4 days outta the next three weeks (21 days)...you and MUD oughtta meet fer Lunch!! FReepMail me...AGAIN!!

You can trust me...I promise. But if you see T-Mac...please tell him to kindly "SQUEEEEEEEAL LIKE A STUCK PEEEEG"...heh heh heh!!
BTW...so far, I got you a nice part in the MUD Trilogy as a Balrog...but I'm Gandalf!! Slick's Sauron.

MUD4POTUS'20/'24...?!?!?!?!!

484 posted on Sunday, December 02, 2001 2:52:43 AM by Mudboy Slim

Oh, and a HP MacroComputer that can calculate Nuclear Test Info faster than the BaddA$$ed computers Clinton spirited away to his ButtBuddy ZiangZemin!!

And the barber said, "What?! You want it to look like what?! SHEEEESH, MUD, yer goin' over that line NOW!!"

I said, "Gomer, if you don't quit givin' me yer dad-blurned advice and shave my head, I'm gonna whup yer butt and make you call me YER DADDY!! "

So he said to come back today at 4:00 EST to do the honors!!

I always said--fer the sake of my most-awesomely-kewel brothers, Brutus and Coach Tommy Amaker--BALD is BEAUTIFUL!!

And, DAGNABBIT, if 21 days without eatin' is good enuff fer THE Mahatmah, it's good enuff 4...MUD

And that--my FRiends--is how the Sheeple first learned of Mudboy's "Fast Fer Justice"(TM) and the resultant INDICTMENT of the Vile and Oily SlickTerryMacKKK...
AG Ashcroft, it's time fer you to $#!+ or get off the $#!++er and let somebody else have a whack!!!
If you can't muster the Righteous Furor to Nail Terry McAuliffe with Each and Every TREASON, Bribery, and Campaign Finace Abuse as there ever wuz,
Well, then, Mr. Ashcroft, you oughtta just mosey on down the road and hang out with them LooneyLib'rals, cuz us men gotta job to do...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE- LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

SlixMYb!+c#, and he will drop wherever I deem proper...but I believe Life in Prison is the Proper Punishment fer the EX-RAPIST-IN-CHIEF...
Let him get a li'l taste of his own medicine down in one of them South Texas Federal Penitentaries...
Big Ol' CellMate who fancies himself as the re- incarnation of Don Ho, says, "Howdy, EX-Prez, my name's "Dwight" and U gonna B my Beach 'til the day U pass on 2 the hereafter...U good with that?!"

Let Slick Willie talk himself outta that jam...MUD

491 posted on Sunday, December 02, 2001 5:06:39 AM by Mudboy Slim

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Well, good FRACKkin luck with DAT, beeches...MUD

TIGERZ can B cuddly...just like...MUD)B^D>X***((=====XX

BTW...howEVAHHH...B*ware the IDES of...MUDboy SLIM

"Howdy, EX-Prez, my name's "Dwight" and U gonna B my BEECH 'til the day U pass on 2 the hereafter...
U GOOOd wiTh ThaT?!"

Let Slick Willie talk himself outta THAT jam...MUD"

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...
Vile Left, RATZ Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
BOLD people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time 4 Justice 2 N.O.W. Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!!
Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-O-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Left's CLOWN!!
All ya good FLAMERZ, come help U.S. out!!
We gotta STOP Klinton...cRUSH Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody HELP what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOMP Lib'rals...STOMP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

Mudboy Slim
(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)

Let's ROCK...MUD

1 posted on Saturday, December 29, 2001 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Hey...tell FallGuy I saw Elvis up at the Rennie's on Midlothian and Pinetta...he said to say "hello" and handed me this song.

"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")

Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay GONE...
Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!!
Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!"
Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!

We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!!
(IMPEACH Left's LIES....)**
Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LIES!!
So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!!
We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!!
'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in,
Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN"!!
(Folks, keep fightin'....)**
World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!!
(Slick we'll INDICT!!)**
We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!!
Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!!
We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!!
Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...

Slick's caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!
Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!!
It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!!
(Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)**
Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren/forefathers say?!

Now, FReepers, SING IT!!
Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!!
Ohhh...can't just feel it?!
Slick's just like The Clap...gotta cut him out...
(Repeat...fade to finish)

Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD

**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)

139 posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2002 10:36:03 PM by Mudboy Slim

In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clintons!!
And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string Left up!!

Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!!
Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's Fate is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FLAMERZ...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW, FReepers, we must...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Please join your fellow FReepers/FLAMERZ in Washington, DC this Spring...
WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!

1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@GAIN.harder!! )

Vuja de...MUD

Thank YOU, war...thankyouverymuch...MUD

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Folks, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta put Slick in a cell!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ FEAR the Truth...Right Must Sing It Out LOUD!!!)

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Sounds like Chris Christie has INVADED the White House kitchen yet AGAIN...MUD

Rush he must be kind of ill
He can't see anyone but Hill.

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Disco.

The moon maybe high
but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.

I don't know if we're in a freep,
or on a crowded street.

You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.

547½ posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:40:37 AM by Mudboy Slim- NOT!! (CinC USOC)

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To: 3D-Joy;cindyTrueSupporter;concretebob;Doctor Raoul;GunsAreOK;Jimmy Valentine's bro...

"Mudboy's in love!"

548 posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:48:59 AM by BufordP
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)

"Are the Clintons BOTH Psychotics?! (A Professional's Viewpoint)"

"It became obvious by the mid-60s that the country had produced a generation of young orators who could argue any side of a case with the cleverness of a trial lawyer. This had three disastrous consequences.

"First, the word "no" did not need to be taken seriously. "No" was only a signal to fearlessly concoct psychobabble arguments while doing what you wanted to. You cannot tell many in the Clinton generation "no" and have it respected. The absence of continued response to their interminable inane argumentation is interpreted by them as permission for them to do as they want.

"Second, and I absolutely can not overemphasize the importance of this, in being allowed laxity in return for inane arguments a generation came to believe that it could argue reality out of existence. This formed the foundation for very serious mental disorder. In recent decades the failure of thoughts, of speech, of behavior to conform to basic reality is no longer a signal to a person that he may be doing or saying something irrational. Rather, it has become interpreted as a sign that one has a public relations problem that must be addressed by creating a new series of arguments in a campaign to deny reality. At the presidential level this necessitates a campaign to obscure or redefine what the words "sex" and "is" mean.

"Third, it both delays and intensifies childhood temper tantrums. All of us need to be told there are things we can't have or can't do. The result of this in childhood is a series of transient angry temper tantrums and poutings that wise parents should know comes with the territory until the child learns to accept reality and responsibility. If the child doesn't learn certain basic realities and responsibilities at six or eight, he will have a temper tantrum when confronted by those realities at 10 or 12. But by 10 or 12 the uncorrected irresponsibility is on its way to becoming a permanent way of life that is hard to reverse. For the last 35 years this country has been flooded with generations of young who are having infantile temper tantrums at age 18, 25, or even 50 for personal conflicts with reality that should have been resolved at age six or 10. It has been the curse of this nation. It doesn't kill a kid to have a temper tantrum when he finds he can't have his way at age six. But the last 35 years should have taught the lesson that it kills parents and society when adolescents or adults have temper tantrums and discipline problems at later ages."

The CounterCulture is to blame...MUD

443 posted on Friday, January 11, 2002 5:28:47 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playin' "The Fool!"
Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool!
You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!
But the sleaze we've seen lately...
Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, and lyin' 'bout "his shame."

So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!"
Take it to the Senate...Impeach this Slime!

Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money...
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes!
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!

I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That our Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!

So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!!

Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent...
Take it to the Senate...it's JUSTICE TIME!!!

[Chorus to fade]

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)

Indict Terry McAuliffe First...then use the Discovery Stage of T-Mac's Trial
To make the Case Against Der SchleekMeister and the HildaBeast!!

Simple as that...MUD

164 posted on Tuesday, January 22, 2002 10:13:57 PM by Mudboy Slim

"The pattern continued. In 1995, Cincinnati billionaire Carl Lindner, whom McAuliffe had successfully courted as a donor, put up money for McAuliffe to buy American Heritage Homes, then the second-largest home builder in Florida. And in 1997, Los Angeles businessman Gary Winnick, also a Democratic donor, gave McAuliffe an early opportunity to invest $100,000 in Winnick's new company, Global Crossing, an owner and operator of undersea fiber-optic cables. When the stock subsequently soared, McAuliffe made a reported $18 million from that $100,000 investment. Two years later, McAuliffe arranged for Winnick to play golf with President Clinton, and Winnick then gave a million dollars to help build Clinton's presidential library."

Global Crossing just declared bankruptcy TODAY as their business was largely based on ILLEGAL Clinton lobbying of Foreign Governments to allow monopolistic access to foreign markets. When the ClintonCrimeConspiracy lost the White House, Global Crossing was exposed as the Shell Company it was, and it's value quickly went South!! When is the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd and their Corrupt Stooges in the DemonRAT Party gonna call for Congressional Hearings on THIS bankruptcy?! And when is Terry McAuliffe gonna give back the $18 Million he procured via Insider Trading?!

AG Ashcroft, INDICT the RATpunk McAuliffe NOW or be seen as a Conspirator to his Corruption!!

FReegards...MUD

320 posted on Monday, January 28, 2002 10:24:40 PM by Mudboy Slim

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...whatta crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Seems sorta harsh, Mr. Clemons...MUD

"Friends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

"McLowlife's 'Global Crossing' Scandal!!"

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

1 posted on Sunday, February 10, 2002 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Whatever...MUD

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FLAMErz!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!

I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!

(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!

'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...

Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!

Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...

It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FLAMErz...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FLAMErz...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!

FReegards...MUD

36 Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore the RINOZ...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration will be an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections,
so the GOP oughtta get itself out front of the Parade!!

11 posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

CounterACT DemRATZ and DemRATZ shall FOLD like a cheap suit!!

COMMIES/MARXists/AlinskyITES/DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ R REgressive SCUM...MUD

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, RAT Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
MUD'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought Slick Willie's BRO...
And stole away, oh, so far away, RAT-"PUNK" McAuliffe's SOUL!!
MAC- AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! PUNK stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Slick wishes he was still McLowlife's meme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is RED...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

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Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...
the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech.
Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-4-life. (ROFLMAO!!)

Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?!

Let's Roll...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 03/11/2000 22:42:20 PST by Mudboy Slim
(TREASON.is@Capital.Crime)

Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.

So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, FLAMErz!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!

Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!

So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!

FReegards...MUD

57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim

(Big Jawn...Big Jawn)
Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive
A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five
Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip
But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Everybody knows where Jawn calls home
A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome
He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head
And if you thought to ever cross him, you’d end up dead - Big Jawn!!

Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash
And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash
With 50 per cent against his DemonRAT foe
Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer"
Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'...
Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast
Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.

Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell
Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well...
RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan,
And “Radical” Mike stood all alone – thanks to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

And in ’94 it was Ollie North against Robb
Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckie’s my BackRubBud!"
And Medyuh Whore’d scrambled from Left's would-be grave
To do their duty, Chuckie’sCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.

With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down
And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found
As the dust finally settled from that awful fight
Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s***
The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it
And in Two Thousand and Two there’s one plan
And that’s to insure no one run against this awful man – Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!

RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!

FReegards...MUD

34 posted on Thursday, August 01, 2002 3:27:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Everything was more important than fighting terrorism. Political correctness, civil liberties concerns, fear of offending the administration's supporters, Janet Reno's objections, considerations of cost, worries about racial profiling and, in the second term, surviving impeachment, all came before fighting terrorism."
- Dick Morris, New York Post, Jan. 2, 2002

"The terrorist attack that was perpetrated on Sept. 11th was a horrific even that forever changed America. It however was part of an ongoing effort by Bin Laden to wage a terrorist war on America in which he had previously attacked America six different times spanning over the entire Clinton administration. The result however was a very dismal response from Bill Clinton who is undoubtedly the worst and most corrupt President in our history. Bill Clinton rather than respond and engage terrorism merely didn't even give it serious priority. Some of his apologists cite the ongoing investigation into his noted corruption, but that hardly stopped the President who didn't even meet with the CIA director from doing anything. What the Bin Laden-gate scandal represents the most damning of scandals and exemplifies his incompetence and neglect that plagued us for 8 gruesome years.

"Despite the 9-11 attack being carried out after he left office, that does not negate his responsibility and complicity given it was the culmination of events that started with his administration and continued forth. Clinton's own 'Wag the Dog' strike on tents in Afghanistan was cited in Time Magazine as the reason for Al Qaeda to begin planning 9-11. Again apologists say he tried, but the facts tell a story of him failing to go after Bin Laden even when he was offered on a silver platter and was in the crosshairs. No. Clinton and his petty defenders point to his botched 98 'Wag the Dog' strike. He actually used a move made for covering up his own personal abuses and then used it as a defense for his failure to go after the man he dubbed the most wanted in the world. How convenient for him.

"So prepare yourself for the startling truth of how America's worst president made it possible for 9-11 and invited terror. We had an 8 year catalyst. The blatantly liberal media in cooperation with left wing academia will never own up to the truths presented here, but despite what those revisionists do, Clinton's legacy will be cemented in the minds of many. This scandal overshadows everything else including the Chinagate, Lippogate, and many other Clinton scandals. Compared to Clinton, Nixon was a saint and could never come close to matching the corruption of Clinton.

"In the words of Clinton himself, as quoted by the Sunday Times of London, Clinton's failure to accept an offer to have Bin Laden handed over was the "Biggest Mistake" of his presidency."

FReegards...MUD

46 posted on Friday, August 02, 2002 12:33:56 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Only a man of Mr. Clinton's, er, self-confidence, could believe that he could get away with what Mr. McAuliffe is trying, to lead his party's charge against President Bush on the issue of business ethics. In the sermon he delivered to the Democratic National Committee summer meeting in Las Vegas Saturday, Mr. McAuliffe was so busy attacking the President for manipulating markets and exploiting September 11 that somehow he never mentioned the words Global Crossing.

"It's not that he doesn't know the name. In 1997, at the invitation of CEO Gary Winnick, Mr. McAuliffe made an investment of $100,000 in Global Crossing shortly before it went public. Two years later he sold it for $18 million. Shortly thereafter, Global Crossing made a public announcement of decline in profits and the share price plummeted. It declared bankruptcy last January; in other words, Mr. McAuliffe pocketed $18 million for worthless shares.

"Nor did the Democrats' chairman bring up his Florida land deal, in which he turned an investment of $100 into $2.45 million. Byron York laid out the details of this sweetheart deal last month in National Review Online. These include a Labor Department investigation that ended last October with two of Mr. McAuliffe's partners paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties.

"Mr. McAuliffe's rhetoric stirred the party loyalists in Las Vegas; we read that he hopes his candidates pick it up in actually running for office. If they do, we'd hope voters would remember the origin of the rhetoric, and that Republicans would remind them. For the [DemonRAT] party to allow Mr. McAuliffe to be its spokesman on business ethics is an insult to voters, suggesting they're too dumb to recognize utter hypocrisy."

Amen to that, Wall Street Journal...AMEN TO THAT!!

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I was unable to listen to the last 90 minutes of Rush's show today, so I'm not sure if he mentioned this WSJ article or not, but I sent him a private 24/7 e-mail with a link just in case. I'm listening to the last two hours now and the Lovable Fuzzball is certainly laying into McAuliffe today, but these four paragraphs say a boatload and need to make it to the ears of Limbaugh's 20 Million listeners!!

FReepers must--and shall--lead the onslaught of the Clinton/McAuliffe DemonRATS this Fall!!

Sharpen yer pitchforks, folks, we're gonna have us some good, clean fun 'tween now and November...MUD

120 posted on 08/12/2002 9:30:13 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we haunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our money fightin' 'gainst what's Right!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's Dumb Ol'RATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
EX-Prez'dent just oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
INDICT the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, Left can kiss my A$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

Yip yip yip YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWW...MUD

122 posted on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 12:51:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

Pretty cool thread...with photos from an OUTing. PTSD has gotta SUCK!! U gotta pull 4 these dudes HOO were OVER THERE amongst the IEDz and LIVE bullets flying.

Utmost REgardz 4 all VETS, especially those HOO were IN the firefight abroad...MUD

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd U LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

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Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, September 11, 2002 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim