The good Lord above has NEVER produced a better mind or a better body than...MUDZ, imho...MUD

From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
and to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off northern lands
and in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job,
THE UNITED STATES MARINES.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES

HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!

FReegards...MUD

Stand Navy down the field,
sails set to the sky.
We'll never change our course,
so Army you steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll up the score, Navy,
Anchors Aweigh.
Sail Navy down the field
and sink the Army,
sink the Army Grey.
Get underway, Navy,
Decks cleared for the fray,
We'll hoist true Navy Blue
So Army down your Grey-y-y-y.
Full speed ahead, Navy;
Army heave to,
Furl Black and Grey and Gold
and hoist the Navy,
hoist the Navy Blue

Blue of the Seven Seas;
Gold of God's great sun
Let these our colors be
Till all of time be done-n-n-ne,
By Severn shore we learn
Navy's stern call:
Faith, courage, service true
With honor over,
honor over all.

Revised Lyrics by George D. Lottman

Stand, Navy, out to sea,
Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course,
So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT,
Anchors Aweigh.
Sail on to victory
And sink their bones
to Davy Jones, hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys,
Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys,
We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore,
Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more.
Here's wishing you
A happy voyage home.

172 posted on 02/03/2003 2:57 PM EST by tomkow6

308 posted on Monday, February 03, 2003 3:06:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
(FReep the World!!)

"Continue?!"

"Check Your Pings!!"

Oh yeah...well, TRUMP U2 then...MUD

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, TRUMPsterz, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCOWZ!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

88-----------------------------------------------------------88

Slick Willie's PREY...MUD

1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim

AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
CREED: Arms Wide Open
Guns and Roses: Sweet Child of Mine
Incubus: Drive
Led Zep: Rock N' Roll
Mellencamp: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
The Doors: Roadhouse Blues
Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It

If you can put the karaoke music on a CD or a cassette, I can add the vocals for any of the above...
That'll give us a demo to get to Limbaugh and we can take it from there.

FReegards...MUD

45 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 2:34:07 PM by Mudboy Slim
(All RATZ're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)

Capiche YET?! Beaches...MUD

"SultanPING"

"Landru, put your clothes back on!!"

And STEP AWAY FROM THE THONG!!

?8D>...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Thriller'

153 posted on 02/11/2003 6:56:13 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
(Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)

Hmmm...MUD

221 posted on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 6:32:36 PM by Happygal

LikeLEE story, HG...FunkyDANZ been a NO-show lateLEE, imho...MUD

Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man...
As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene.
The cops arrested the Peace-niks...
After Mudboy whupped the Greens!!
He never looked for trouble...
That's a fact you can assume,
But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#...
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy...
Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy bellowed a tune!

Slick Willie is a gutless man,
Lib'rals thought willard was TUFF!!
He strutted 'round the HarlemHood...
A-shootin' off his pud!!
Slick picked a fight with Mudboy,
Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom...
Before Medyuh could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!"
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!!
Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up,
FReepers lowered the boom!!

"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice...
Who Loved MamaMurry's cat,
PUNK'd always jabber tellin' LIES...
'Cuz he was a typical RAT!!
One day, RAT-PUNK kissed her,
Just as Mudboy walked into MM's room,
Before McAuliffe could SQUEEEEEEEEAL away...
Mudboy put him in his Tomb**!!

Chorus:
YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!!
Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy lowered the boom!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

**Poltically-speakin', of course...don't urinate yerself Terrie-boy...LOL!!

158 posted on 12/20/2002 3:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

-- William Shakespeare, "King John" LongDONG MacGILLuhKUddY!!

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Told ya...MUD new IT all a...LOOOooong...ta dahhh!!

Packed in back! Right in the crack
This one's soo long It's not really too bad
Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing.
I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own
Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown.
Cause I'm with the Prez (BOOOschhh, EyE pREsume...MOE-Ron's!!)), till the end.
Cuz RATZ whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! RATZ R HACKS!!
Yes, I'm Packed!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked!
Well, I'm Packed in Back!
Yes, I'm Packed on Back!
OWWW!!!

(Serves U right, U PREverTED weirdOhhzzz!!)

Back with no brain I down a six-pack
Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back.
Hand in hand, with NO gang...If they catch MUD, MUDboyz gonna' hang!
Cause MUDZ backin' the Prez while RATS spinning duhh trOOph!!
And MUD BLAMES everybuDDy HOOS a DemocRAT!!.
So look at MUD now, MUDZ just, uh, makin' MOE bread...
RATZ R paid posterz, $HillZZZ,
SOW just GIt outTA MUDZ way!!!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed!
Yes, I'm Packed!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked!
(Yes...MUDZ sensing a "theme"...yes, indeed...anal interCOURSE B- twixt MEN, woMYN, and/OR BEEsts)...)
Well, I'm Packed in Back!
Yes, I'm Packed on Back!
OOOooowwwWWW!!

(U did it AGAIN?! U dumbA$$wipesss LOWlife scumBAGZ O' hummmU.S.)

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked!
WE're FLAMEurrrTROLLZ, cuz RATZ Pack FOLKS' BUTTS!"

SumTIMES, it don' NEED 2...rhyme, y'ALL!!

MUDboyz Slim..AGAIN!! And eye likes it a lot.

BTW...U started this, WAR!!

4 PETE's sake...MUDZ always HUNGRY 4 Justice 4 KlintonKronies like T-MAcK!!

Quite SincereLEE...NativeAmerican T.E.A. PARTYerrr...aka MUD33

BTW...T.Lines = Doubtin' ThomARSE!!

HG: "...a whole bunch of peaceniks protesting in DC this evening.
I was just waiting for you to pop up! ;-)"

I wuz there...and I got it all on videotape...LOL!!!
Me and Delphinium wandered over to the main stage of the protest--my honest estimate of folks is 20,000,
...if that--and hung out amongst the IgnorantWhore'd!!
It was HILARIOUS how absolutely STOOOOOOPID these Lib'ral DemonRAT folks actually are...LOL!!

Just thinking about it in my minds-eye has me ROFLMAO all over again!!

I'll add more later, but just remember that at least two of the 15,000-20,000 anti-America protesters were "RadicalRightWingWhackos" just enjoying a stroll thru the soft underbelly of American Culture!!

I got the whole Patti Smythe performance on video and AUDIO--we were right next to the speakers (LOL)--and believe I will FReep her song fer Black XIV.

Y'all that missed this FReep missed a humdinger...next time, git off yer arses and JOIN US!!!

FReegards...MUD

953 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 7:29:36 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Liberate Iraq....NOW!!)

(To be sung to Patti Smythe's "One Voice")

I was dreamin'...in my dreamin'...
Living I expect...Right and Fair
He was sleepin'...he was smokin'...
And my dream...it lingered near!!
In the forest...shinin' badly...
.......don't be nice

Blah blah blah...this chick wants to be Joan Baez,
but you can't understand half of what she sings!!

SHEEEESH...MUD

956 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 12:09:48 AM by Mudboy Slim

Hmmm...MUD

"BLACKshirts, you say?!"

"BlackShirts: The smelly, anti-American, anti-capitalist thugs who tore apart Seattle, Genoa, Quebec City and Prague.

They call themselves "anti- globalization" but they support a New World Order.

They call themselves "anarchists" but they plan their attacks in groups.

They usually wear BLACK, sometimes with RED trim."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...they're also pencil-necked GEEKS who run SQUEEEEELIN' away when faced with SUPERIOR numbers (i.e. ONE) of folks who reject their Socialist Ideology!!

FReegards...MUD

985 posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 6:34:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
(A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Soddom, and Slick!!)

Lt. Col. Hal Moore...

"Look around you...
In the 7th Cavalry, we've got a Captain from Ukraine...another's from Puerto Rico.
We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics....Cherokee Indians!!...Jews, Gentiles...ALL AMERICANS!!

Now, here in the States, some men--in this unit--may experience discrimination...
...Becuz of Race...or Creed...fer you and me now, ALL THAT IS GONE!!!

We're moving into the Valley of the Shadow of Death!!
...where you will watch the back of the man next to yers...as he will watch yers...
and you won't care what color he is or by what name he calls, "GOD"!!

They say we're leaving home...We're going to what home was always supposed to be!!
We are going into battle with a tough, determined ENEMY!!

I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive...
BUT THIS, I WILL SWEAR...
Before you and whoever you call "God", when we go into battle, I will be the FIRST to step on the field...
And I will be the LAST to leave the field!!
And I will Leave No Man Behind!!...
Dead or Alive...We Will All Come Home Together!!

So Help Me"...MUD

986 posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 6:41:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
(God is GOOD...God is Great!!)

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

ParrotHEAD dittoes...MUD

It was 1942, and you were 16 years old

when your mother signed the papers

that allowed you to go to war.

A skinny country boy from Alabama

who knew what it felt like

to be hungry

when the mills closed down,

your courage saw beyond

the harvest and the strip mines

to a cause greater than yourself,

a belief that freedom mattered

and that human rights were

worth your sacrifice of

comfort, safety, and innocence.

I can see you now

as you were then --

your clear eyes,

your brilliant smile,

your Marine Corps fatigues,

your confident stance --

all gifts of recovered time

from a day photographed

more than 50 years ago.

A hero-child of love

and compassion, you remain

my truest image of liberty.

Semper Fi, Dad.

Karen Thompson

Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

True dat...then again, what good is a VAST, LeftWing MEDIA-WHORE'd when
TheDonald p'OWNZ DemRATS each and EVERY Press Briefing?!

Well?! Di*kless Danny RATHER-bia$ed is OBVIOUSlee senile, CLUEless, incontinent,
and most LIKElee urinating on himSELF regularLEE.

"And THAT's TheWayItIs on 17 February 2017 4 the LATE, not-so-GREAT DeeCEE-controlled National Media."

Whatta PACK of spineless, spiritless, EFFETE Elite Cadre of AlinSKY- ite POLTROONS...MUD

October 6, 1776

"...I begin to think that mankind, when engaged in warfare [and politics], are as wary and timorous of each other
as deer are of men, and the boldness of one party increases as they find the other fearful."
John Chilton
Died September 17, 1777

For those of you within earshot of Richmond's WRVA-1140, you really need to start checking out Allen Price's show that comes on right after Rush's show and lasts from 3-7!! I called in (804-345-1140) on my way home from work yesterday evening when Mr. Price asked who we would "shadow" if we could follow around one person to assist in the Fight Against Terrorism. Allen said he wanted to "shadow" the BluesBrothers, the Air Force Pilots who are dropping the Daisy- Cutter bombs on the Afghans. I was the first caller and said, "As my patriotic duty in the War Against Terrorism, I would "shadow" Osama bill Clinton so as to determine his weak spots and figger out how to put his TRAITOROUS BUTT in Prison for the remainder of his days because Slick Willie was every bit as responsible for the WTC bombings as bin Laden himself!!!! "

Allen said, "Wow, you've obviously given this some time" and I said,
"Yes, Allen, as a matter-of-fact I have!!" LOL!!

After I was off the line, Mr. Price courageously backed up my allegation by pointing out that if Clinton had done what any POTUS should be expected to do after the first WTC bombings, those 3000 innocent Americans who died on 9/11/01 would be alive today!! I heartily endorse Allen Price...he's a breath of fresh air fer Richmond (and this comes from a big fan of Jim Jacobs, BTW).

FReegards...MUD

351 posted on 11/08/2001 8:32 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Pictures of Ziang Zemin"
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")

When Slick was called to Viet Nam...
Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!

Posters of Jiang Zemin and you...
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!

Right rejected yer election...
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slix Rapin's haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!

Posters of Waco's dead, you fools...
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!

Willard...you'd best RESIGN...
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you shouldda RESIGNED!!!

(hauntin' formal fiddle)

Let me take, CarVile, men...
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'till it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD will Legislate!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway."
Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.

41 Posted on 09/26/2000 18:33:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Please join us in DeeCee on the 17th of November!!)

The Left Ain't Gonna Know What Hit'em...MUD

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say I'm too BOLD...
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, Left can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

FReegards...MUD

16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, that I know!!
Some nights I FReep with Black's judges...some nights I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw Dem deadheads and all the RATS screams!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All my life, I'll fight fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DOLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

I won big once and I hit the coast
But somehow I paid the big cost
Inside I felt like I was carryin' the broken spirits
Of all the other ones who lost
When the promise is broken you go on living
But it steals something from down in your soul
Like when the truth is spoken and it don't make no difference
Something in your heart goes cold
I followed that dream through the southwestern flats
That dead ends in two-bit bars
And when the promise was broken I was far away from home
Sleepin' in the back seat of a borrowed car
Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mid...MUD

1,088 posted on Sunday, March 16, 2003 6:23:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
("Time fer Soddom'sInsane to be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

NEVER FORGET"

162 posted on 3/6/2003, 12:02:44 AM by ALOHA RONNIE

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88

Long as I remember,
I've looked thirty-three.
I hear the waitress sayin',
"Must see some ID."
Who can guess my age is
Fifty years today?
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll spot the gray?

Won't do Grecian Form'la,
And I don't want Just For Men.
I can say the white hairs
Are blond ones just mixed in.
Still the gray keeps comin',
More and more each day,
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?

Tried to trim the white ones
Out of my goatee,
But if I shave it all off,
I'll look seventeen!
Still the gray keeps comin'--
Make it go away!
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?

by Charlie Henrickson
March 7, 2003

Not bad...not bad at all...MUD

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2 B INDICTED 4 his crimes!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

1 posted on 01/15/2002 4:33 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

page=14#14">"FR.com "discovers" the MUDcave..."

To: AzNASCARfan

"Richmond is Graffiti ground zero. One Guy tagged the overpass on Rt. 95 north.
Everyone wonders, “How the heck did he get up there”?

14 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2016 7:26:43 PM by jaz.357
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)

"It looks like a bunch of graffiti. Kind of an eye sore.
AndyTheBear

---------------------------------------------------
To: AndyTheBear

"I like it"
publius911

Thank U, publius911...MUD

RATZ hoo DECREE--from TheBench--blatantLEE against the U.S. Constitution
R derelict in their DUTY...FIRE Dem"Swamp"RATZ NOW!!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!!
TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!!
Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!!
White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!

Mudboy Slim

YO!! EVERYBODY!!!
Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!

Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...

RichmondTowne's Confederate!!
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

Me and my pals, we love fun...
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!

RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon...
Mudboy Slim's singin' some powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie's a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til LEFT's DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD

1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay.
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUDZ brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUDZ brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre...
Away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany.
Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.

655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATZ and RINOZ LOATHE Justice 4 ALL!!")

Damn straight...and the only SUSTAINable Peace is achieved thru STRENGTH!!

Thank God WeThePeople of America SURVIVED the effete Marxist ObamaNation...MUD

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed.
If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns,
the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened,
your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act.
In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue.
Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged,
for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.

Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops
are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."

Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD

201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

The RATZ/RINOZ fascist BrownshirtBrigade HATES America...
Almost as much as REAL Americans LOATHE RATZ/RINOZ, imho...MUD

David N. Bossie has served as president of Citizens United and Citizens United Foundation since 2001. Beginning in August 2016, Bossie took a five month leave of absence to serve as Deputy Campaign Manager for Donald J. Trump for President. He was then named Deputy Executive Director for the Trump Presidential Transition Team.

In 2015, Bossie was ranked number two in Politico’s top 50 most influential people in American politics and in 2016 was elected to serve as the Republican National Committeeman from Maryland. In 2010, under Bossie’s leadership Citizens United won a landmark First Amendment decision at the United States Supreme Court in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission. The case, which saw the government assert during oral arguments that it had the Constitutional authority to ban political books, struck down two decades of unconstitutional restrictions on free speech.

As president of Citizens United Productions, Bossie has produced 25 documentaries since 2004. Bossie has co-produced six feature length films with Steve Bannon, most recently Torchbearer starring Phil Robertson in 2016. Some of Bossie’s other titles include Rocky Mountain Heist, hosted by Michelle Malkin, Occupy Unmasked featuring the late conservative icon Andrew Breitbart, Our Sacred Honor with Senator Rick Santorum, The Gift of Life with Governor Mike Huckabee, and the award-winning films on Pope John Paul, Nine Days That Changed The World and Ronald Reagan: Rendezvous with Destiny, hosted by Callista and Newt Gingrich.

Bossie is the former Chief Investigator for the United States House of Representatives Committee on Government Reform and Oversight. During Bill Clinton’s two terms as president, he led investigations ranging from the Whitewater land deal to the transfer of dual-use technology to China and to foreign fundraising in the 1996 Clinton re-election campaign. He has authored four books, including the best-selling Intelligence Failure: How Clinton’s National Security Policy Set the Stage for 9/11.

Born in Boston, Bossie attended the University of Maryland. He proudly served for 20 years as a volunteer firefighter in Montgomery County, Maryland where he resides with his wife, Susan, and their four children.

Citizens United was founded in 1988, and is the leading conservative advocacy group in the country with over 500,000 members and supporters. Through its films, op-eds, videos, and grassroots organizing, Citizens United seeks to reassert the traditional American values of limited government, freedom of enterprise, strong families, and national sovereignty and security."

Good dude, imho...MUD

WASHINGTON DC – The 2017 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) announced that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) will participate in this February’s conference. Sen. Cruz (ACU Lifetime Rating: 100%) has dedicated himself to reducing the role of government in American’s lives and continues to be at the forefront of the fight to repeal and replace Obamacare. CPAC 2017 will be held at the Gaylord National Resort and Convention Center at the National Harbor in Maryland, February 22nd through the 25th.

CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp said, “Sen. Ted Cruz has never been afraid to stand up for our conservative values. The thousands of grassroots activists who attend CPAC appreciate Sen. Cruz’s steadfast dedication to the conservative movement. His principled remarks will remind conservatives of what’s at stake and his message will resonate with the millions of conservatives across America who tune into our event,” said Schlapp.

Sen. Cruz said, “CPAC 2017 is going to be one for the history books as conservatives gather not only in fellowship over our shared values, but in celebration of Republican victories across Congress and the White House. Incredible opportunities lie ahead for our movement and I am thrilled to once again be part of this gathering of young patriots from across the country who work tirelessly to promote and defend the conservative principles that are the key to creating opportunity for all,” said Sen. Cruz.

Sen. Cruz first addressed CPAC before he was elected to the U.S. Senate. In his first appearance, he introduced another political novice making his first political speech, then-businessman Donald Trump.

This year’s theme is “We the People: Reclaiming America’s Promise.”

Hmmm...sounds almost like "Make America Great AGAIN!!"...
Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if President Trump makes an un-announced visit 2 CPAC this week...MUD

Life must REALLY SUCK 4 U LOSERZ...MUD

"Black XXI"

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism at the...
"DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"

IX + XI = XX

Never Fergit...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim

The attendant came back on the speaker to announce in a loud and excited voice that we were being joined by several U. S. Marines returning home from Iraq!!! Just as they walked on board, the entire plane erupted into applause. The men were a bit taken by surprise by the 340 people cheering for them as they searched for their seats. They were having their hands shook and touched by almost everyone who was within an arm's distance of them as they passed down the aisle. One elderly woman kissed the hand of one of the Marines as he passed by her. The applause, whistles and cheering didn't stop for a long time. When we were finally airborne, "I" was not the only civilian checking his conscience as to the delays in "me" getting home, finding my easy chair, a cold beverage and the remote in my hand. These men had done for all of us and I had been complaining silently about "me" and "my" issues. I took for granted the everyday freedoms I enjoy and the conveniences of the American way of life I took for granted others paid the price for my ability to moan and complain about a few minutes delay to "me" for those Heroes going home to their loved ones. I attempted to get my selfish outlook back in order and minutes before we landed I suggested to the attendant that she announce over the speaker a request for everyone to remain in their seats until our hero's were allowed to gather their things and be first off the plane. The cheers and applause continued until the last Marine stepped off and we all rose to go about our too often taken for granted everyday freedoms......... I felt proud of them. I felt it an honor and a privilege to be among the first to welcome them home and say Thank You for a job well done. I vowed that I will never forget that flight nor the lesson learned. I can't say it enough, THANK YOU to those Veterans and active servicemen and women who may read this and a prayer for those who cannot because they are no longer with us. GOD BLESS AMERICA! WELCOME HOME! AND THANKS FOR A JOB WELL DONE !!!!!"

Dittoes...MUD

10 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 9:38:24 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"

My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?"
[yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"

EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"

Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"

A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD

39 posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 10:54:23 PM by Mudboy Slim