Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
| Source: | war |
| Published: | Jan 13, 2010 |
| Author: | war |
| Post Date: | 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war |
| Views: | 1878556 |
#1594: Mudboy Slim To: Brady d'Angelo, JakeyBoy, JessieLee, TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1593)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003)
BTW..."Black XXXII"
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-09 16:41:09 Reply Private Reply
#1595: Mudboy Slim To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky, dwbh, ferret, rotten, white sands, byeltsin, FBD, Big Meanie, tpaine, Brian S (#1594)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Tin Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Mudboy Slim (11/04/2003)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-09 16:49:28 Reply Private Reply
#1596: Mudboy Slim To: Y'All (#1595)
"Howdy, y'all...been pretty busy lately and haven't had much time to hang out on the Forums. Gotta tell you a story, though...today I took off a half day and went a played in a golf tourney at the Royal New Kent Club in New Kent, VA. Very tough "link-style" course where they've held some State championships.
Well, it was a shotgun start and we started on the 7th tee and despite it being Captain's Choice, the course was whuppin' our butts. I musta lost 4-5 balls in the high grass that bordered every fairway...plus, it apparently got up to 99 and there was no shade in sight...it was brutal. Anyway, our last hole--#6-- is handicapped as the hardest hole on the course, a 347 yard Par 4 with a mammoth bunker up the left side. My driver was not an option, so I hit a 2- iron off the tee and it rolled maybe 190 yards, which turned out to be the shot we used. So I hit a 5-iron with my second shot and it goes a little left of the hole maybe 15 feet past the hole then backtracks down slope towards the hole. The green was sorta outta our view, but we were pretty sure we'd have a makeable birdie putt. So we drive our carts up to the green and see no ball. I was sure I was on the dance floor, but no ball. My partners started hollerin' "Eagle!! Eagle!!" but I didn't believe it until I looked in the hole and there it was!!
WOO-HOOO!! My first EAGLE ever...I'll never fergit it...LOL!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-25 21:57:25 ET
STILL, MUDZ ONLY EAGLE...in ball golf, at least...MUD )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-09 16:59:49 Reply Private Reply
#1597: Mudboy Slim To: redleghunter, Landru, yankhater, BillyBEE, DOG, Boris, (#1585)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
TRUMP U2...MUD)8^D***!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-10 16:39:41 Reply Private Reply
#1598: Mudboy Slim To: Badeye, BadJoe, sinkspur, sneakypete, AuntB, magic, backhoe, Jeff Head, Fitz (#1597)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude...)
When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see Lib-uh-rulls slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Mudboy Slim (03/17/2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-10 16:47:42 Reply Private Reply
#1599: Mudboy Slim To: Original_Intent, dirtboy, badeye, fitz, white sands (#1598)
Presidency of George W. Bush -- the first 34 months...
Banned Partial Birth Abortion
Reversed Clinton's move to strike Reagan's anti-abortion Mexico Policy
Killed the Kyoto Global Warming Treaty
Killed U.S. involvement in the International Criminal Court
Killed Clinton's CO2 rules that were choking off all of the electricity surplus to California.
Killed Clinton's "ergonomic" rules that OSHA was about to implement; rules that would have shut down every home business in America.
Killed the U.S. - CCCP ABM Treaty that was preventing the U.S. from deploying our ABM defenses
Has CONSTRUCTION in process on the first ten ABM silos in Alaska so that America has a defense against North Korean nukes
Pushed through THREE raises for our military.
Increased Defense Dept funding which had deteriorated during the previous 8 years Stopped foreign aid that would be used to fund abortions. Supported and upheld the ban on abortions at military hospitals Signed E.O. reversing Clinton's policy of not requiring parental consent for abortions under the Medical Privacy Act Signed TWO bills into law that arm our pilots with handguns in the cockpit Currently pushing for full immunity from lawsuits for our national gun manufacturers Ordered Attorney-General Ashcroft to formally notify the Supreme Court that the OFFICIAL U.S. government position on the 2nd Amendment is that it supports INDIVIDUAL rights to own firearms, NOT a leftist-imagined *collective* right Told the United Nations we weren't interested in their plans for gun control (i.e. the International Ban on Small Arms Trafficking Treaty) Successfully executed 2 wars: Afghanistan and Iraq. 50 million people who had lived under tyrannical regimes now live in freedom Executed a WAR ON TERROR by getting world-wide cooperation to track funds/terrorists (has cut off much of the terrorist's funding and captured or killed many key leaders of the al Qaeda network) Brought back our EP-3 intel plane and crew from China without any bribes or bloodshed Started withdrawing our troops from Bosnia and has announced withdrawal of our troops from Germany and the Korean DMZ. Signed the LARGEST nuclear arms reduction in world history with Russia Initiated comprehensive review of our military, which was completed just prior to 9/11/01, accurately reported that ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE was critical. Changed the tone in the White House, restoring HONOR and DIGNITY to the Presidency Reorganized bureaucracy...after 9/11, condensed 20+ overlapping agencies and their intelligence sectors into one agency: the Department of Homeland Security. Initiated discussion on privatizing Social Security and individual investment accounts. Improving govt. efficiency with .8 million jobs put up for bid...weakening unions and cutting undeserved pay raises. Wants merit based promotions/raises only. Orchestrated Republican control of the White House, the House AND the Senate. Killed the liberal ABA's role in vetting federal judges for Congress. GWB signed an executive order enforcing the Supreme Court's Beck decision (re: union dues being used for political campaigns against individual's wishes) Turned around an inherited economy that was in recession. Passed tough new laws to hold corporate criminals to account as a result of corporate scandals. Signed 2 income tax cuts ---- 1 of which was the largest Dollar value tax cut in world history Reduced taxes on dividends and capital gains In process of eliminating IRS marriage penalty. Increased small business incentives to expand and to hire new people Signed into law the No Child Left Behind legislation delivering the most dramatic education reforms in a generation (challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations) Reorganized the INS in an attempt to safeguard the borders and ports of America and to eliminate bureaucratic redundancies and lack of accountability. Signed trade promotion authority Committed US funds to purchase medicine for millions of men and women and children now suffering with AIDS in Africa Passed Medicare Reform (authorized $39.5 Billion per year for preventive medicine such as drugs and doctor visits as well as included a ten year Privatization option) Urging federal liability reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits Supports class action reform bill which limits lawyer fees so that more settlement money goes to victims Submitted comprehensive Energy Plan--awaits Congressional action (works to develop cleaner technology, produce more natural gas here at home, make America less dependent on foreign sources of energy, improve national grid, etc.) Endorses and promotes The Responsibility Era ("In a compassionate society, people respect one another and take responsibility for the decisions they make in life. My hope is to change the culture from one that has said, if it feels good, do it; if you've got a problem, blame somebody else -- to one in which every single American understands that he or she are responsible for the decisions that you make; you're responsible for loving your children with all your heart and all your soul; you're responsible for being involved with the quality of the education of your children; you're responsible for making sure the community in which you live is safe; you're responsible for loving your neighbor, just like you would like to be loved yourself. " -----this quote was too good to leave out) Started the USA Freedom Corps Initiated review of all federal agencies with a goal to eliminate federal jobs (completed September 2003) in an effort to reduce the size of federal gov while increasing private sector jobs. Part of coalition (Russia, Israel, EU, Palestine, USA) for Israeli/Palestinian "Roadmap to Peace" Challenged the United Nations to live up to their responsibilities and not become The League of Nations ( in other words, completely irrelevant) Nominated strong, conservative judges to the judiciary. Changed parts of the Forestry Management Act to allow necessary clean-up of the national forests in order to reduce fire danger. As part of the national forests clean-up, the President restricted judicial challenges (based on the Endangered Species Act and other challenges) and removed the need for an EIS (Environmental Impact Statement) before removing fuels/logging to reduce fire danger. Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops. President Bush signed the workplace verification bill to prevent hiring of illegal Aliens S. 1685, the Basic Pilot Extension Act of 2003, was signed by President Bush on December 3, 2003. It extends for five years the workplace employment eligibility authorization pilot programs created in 1996. It expands the pilot programs from the original five states to all 50 states. Kudos fer Dubyuh...MUD (04/27/2004) Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-26 9:11:58 ET
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-10 16:52:32 Reply Private Reply
#1600: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1599)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-10 16:53:33 Reply Private Reply
#1601: redleghunter To: Mudboy Slim (#1600)
redleghunter posted on 2017-01-10 18:08:16 Reply Private Reply
#1602: Mudboy Slim To: redleghunter (#1601)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 09:58:33 Reply Private Reply
#1603: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1602)
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 10:01:19 Reply Private Reply
#1604: Mudboy Slim To: war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen, meguro, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete (#1594)
(BREITBART) “Lies” were responsible for the electoral success of Donald Trump and Brexit, and the role of teachers is to push students towards “progressive rebellion”, according to a piece in this week’s TES.
Writing in the weekly magazine for educators, which was formerly known as the Times Educational Supplement, Oliver Beach called victories for populism at the ballot box last year “frightening” and said teachers must counter the “post- truth” climate from which he claims they resulted.
Beach, who appeared on the BBC show ‘Tough Young Teachers’ before quitting the profession, cites “post-truth politics” as “the most frightening development” of the last year."
ABOLISH the Federal Department of Education and IMPRISON ITS LEADERSHIP!!
Quite sincerely...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 10:10:15 Reply Private Reply
#1605: Mudboy Slim To: stoner, goldilucky, A K A Stone, Landru, yankhater, jla, ironman (#1604)
Dittos...MUD
"There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
--Theodore Roosevelt-1907.
"I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within."
--General Douglas MacArthur
RATZ and RINOZ are the BANE of American Greatness...FIRE THEM ALL NOW!! And eliminate their Federal Pensions...PERIOD!!
The DeeCee Bureaucracy is PURE, unadulterated EVIL incarnate...MUD
Stoner posted on 2017-01-10 16:18:53 ET
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 10:21:43 Reply Private Reply
#1606: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#1605)
A K A Stone posted on 2017-01-11 10:42:48 Reply Private Reply
#1607: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#1606)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 10:57:00 Reply Private Reply
#1608: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#1607)
Here is another I stumbled upon.
A K A Stone posted on 2017-01-11 10:58:57 Reply Private Reply
#1609: Mudboy Slim To: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Iceman, Apollonia, Prince, Morris Daye, Jimi Hendrix, MojoRisin, APPLE, Peach, FuzzyNaval (#1594)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when yer sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Barry...
Votin' fer some WHigger U don't know...
Well, Ol' Barack LOATHES the FREE...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Marxist Ivy-Leaguer 2 the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent BARRY!! Devolve Power!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's Power!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals...
Must devolve Power 2 the States...
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FREE 'cuz Amer'cans led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughs while rewordin' Leftist tunes...8^D!!
In his Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's COWARDS!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Cruz, it's time WE Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Beltway Bandits!! Devolve Power!!
R Righteous dreams SAHALL B real when we crush Dem Cowards!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Cruz, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004...updated 11/21/2013)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 11:06:48 Reply Private Reply
#1610: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, STONE'd Brewery, Mayor LeVar Stoney, MUD, The ROCK, Rock-n-ROLL, The HULK, Hulk Hogan (#1608)
MUD: "THC-based edibles shall be THE Growth Industry of the Decade of TRUMP!!"
And U heard it here FIRST...MUD )8^D***(
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 11:14:00 Reply Private Reply
#1611: Mudboy Slim To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb_88 (#1610)
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 15:10:45 Reply Private Reply
#1612: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Hondo, goldilucky, war (#1608)
Yes, STONE, MUD did this to the MUDcave three years ago, when Terry McAuliffe was running 4 Governor of Virginny.
I swear he shall NOT complete his term...Terri the FEYrie SHALL RESIGN in disgrace ON the 21st Celebration of
MUDZ 33rd Birthday on 9 June 2017...GARE-ron-FRickin'-TEED!!
Sow Sayeth the Word of...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 15:21:33 Reply Private Reply
#1613: Mudboy Slim To: Capt. J.G. Morris, K.Chen, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONE'd Brewery, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Superfly Snukka, Andre the Giant (#1612)
Heh heh heh...First Amendment ROX...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 15:30:17 Reply Private Reply
#1614: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1613)
Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that.
However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size,
not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...
WeThePeople gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..." )8^(:>
"Freedom4um LINK"
Zackley...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 15:37:36 Reply Private Reply
#1615: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1614)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT BLISS in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!!
"Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!!
Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 15:48:11 Reply Private Reply
#1616: Mudboy Slim To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Landru, Coop, mike2right, M Kehoe, jla (#1615)
"Have a great game!!"
I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest.
Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%- Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well.
Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high- falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"
I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!!
)8^D***!!...MUD
389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 16:00:20 Reply Private Reply
#1617: Mudboy Slim To: Jethro Tull, Jimmy Page. Robert Plant, Brady d'Angelo, El Rushbo, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Sauropod, Race Bannon (#1616)
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.
Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell- bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages...
"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"
FReegards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 16:07:20 Reply Private Reply
#1618: Mudboy Slim To: JakeyBoy, JessieLee, MamaSue, PapaJohn, Renee Messier, puppyDOG, Boris, BippEE (#1617)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
MUD...would...rather...fight!!
Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-11 16:15:42 Reply Private Reply
#1619: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#1608)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Wanna BET?!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 11:23:27 Reply Private Reply
#1620: Mudboy Slim To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' PlowboyzFANNYatic (#1427)
Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B- leaverz.
Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne")
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 11:33:12 Reply Private Reply
#1621: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1620)
MUD shall give the HETEROsexual LOVIN' MOOOshelle sooo deserves.
I vow 2 give MOOchelle Obama some REEEal LOVIN' from...MUD
and perhaps a child or THREE (3)...MUD )8^D****((
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 11:38:23 Reply Private Reply
#1622: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1594)
Bite...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 11:42:26 Reply Private Reply
#1623: Mudboy Slim To: Terry McAuliffe (#1622)
Willie's tiny little penis...ALLEGEDlee...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 11:43:54 Reply Private Reply
#1624: Mudboy Slim To: war (#1530)
"war" AIN'T purty...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 11:47:23 Reply Private Reply
#1625: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, jla, BufordP, EricC, Flora McDonald, Slick Willie, Terry McAuliffe, T-MAXmudzBITCH!! (#1522)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade)
Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-12 12:00:03 Reply Private Reply
#1626: redleghunter To: Mudboy Slim (#1612)
redleghunter posted on 2017-01-12 12:37:47 Reply Private Reply
#1627: Mudboy Slim To: All U'all LibertyFlamerz (#1625)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Yes, indeedy DOO...MUD)8^D$$$!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:11:37 Reply Private Reply
#1628: Mudboy Slim To: redleghunter (#1626)
Well, the $HillaryBOT RAT-moronz R SQUEELin' like STUCK PEEGS...but all my TRUMPster buddies R HOOtin' and hollerin' in CELEBRATION...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:14:00 Reply Private Reply
#1629: Mudboy Slim To: redleghunter, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, TheRealRUSH, Hannity, Mark Levin, Mayor Levar Stoney (#1626)
BTW...my LEAD COUNSEL shall be Mark Levin from Legal Landmark Foundation... ) 8^Dx***!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:18:58 Reply Private Reply
#1630: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68, goldi-lox, Clinton's A Liar, Cal, holdonnow, Angelwood, Howlin, kristinn, Jim Robinson, doug friom upland, BufordP, jla, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' Plowboyz (#1532)
Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B-leaverz.
Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne")
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!"
and...
"Progressivism/Statism/DeeCeeAuthoritarianism/Lib'ralism DIES with the ObamaCare DEBACLE!!"
Not bad 4 a Native-American TeaPartier, eh?
Let's WIN this, y'all...this is the opportunity ALL Good American Patriots have been waitin' 4...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-11-19 9:43:28 ET
"Black XXXII"
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:28:36 Reply Private Reply
#1631: Mudboy Slim To: poet, Sultan88, Ward Smythe, Landru, FBD, cherrybomb88, snow bunny, Fall Guy, Inspector Harry Callahan, ferret mike (#1630)
Are of imagination all compact..."
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Hmmm...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:32:49 Reply Private Reply
#1632: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1631)
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)
*Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...8^D
Don't worry...about a thing...
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...
MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
Don't worry...about the House...
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Senator Cruz's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
TRUMPsterz, don't worry...
(Fade to finish...)
Stay happy, mon...MUD
47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)
BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL day, y'all...enjoy it while you can...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:42:51 Reply Private Reply
#1633: Mudboy Slim To: AG Mark Herring (#1632)
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
Voters demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the DNC Head...
And bribed Terri-Mac, so friggin' FEY, RAT-pimp is Commie RED!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Press wishes Mac was still SlickWillie's dream...
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
Let's Roll...MUD
1 posted on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...over SIXTEEN years ago, and still apropos...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 10:54:54 Reply Private Reply
#1634: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#1633)
A K A Stone posted on 2017-01-13 10:58:40 Reply Private Reply
#1635: Mudboy Slim To: meguro, holdonnow, Howlin, Goldi-lox, dirtboy, BufordP, Angelwood, Doctor Raoul, ironman, MaggieTee, M. Thatcher, The Real Rush, George W. Bush, Landru, jla, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#1630)
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and yer gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment'sw 4 RAT-tardz!!
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get yer soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
" And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
" The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD ROOAARRR!!"
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
RATS goin' to prison, takin' Slick's Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known...?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
BTW...almost time 2 hurry home and listen 2 El Rushbo from 1200-1500 EAT...WRVA 1140!!
Later, GATORZ...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 11:11:38 Reply Private Reply
#1636: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#1634)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-13 11:15:09 Reply Private Reply
#1637: Hondo68 To: Mudboy Slim, They Live, BushBots (#1630)
Hondo68 posted on 2017-01-13 19:13:41 Reply Private Reply
#1638: Fred Mertz To: hondo68 (#1637)
Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
Fred Mertz posted on 2017-01-13 20:59:26 Reply Private Reply
#1639: Hondo68 To: Fred Mertz, all out of bubble gum (#1638)
No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP
Published on Jul 31, 2015
In this special piece by Darrin McBreen we see clips from the movie They Live and pay tribute to a great patriot now passed 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper. Thank you for everything you did and how you used your influence to try and better the world. Rest in peace.
Hondo68 posted on 2017-01-13 21:12:14 Reply Private Reply
#1640: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#1637)
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots.
My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and Scrooge's nephew;
and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister
in the lace tucker, was an outrage on the credulity of human nature."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Hmmm...4 WOT its Werth, TRUMP shall B Reagan Reborn...
Or else MY NAME ain't...Hondo68
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-14 13:17:38 Reply Private Reply
#1641: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#1639)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-14 13:21:43 Reply Private Reply
#1642: Mudboy Slim To: Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, redleghunter (#1638)
"Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?"
"No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP"
America's losing a lotta good patriots these last few years...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-14 13:24:19 Reply Private Reply
#1643: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky, Renee MESSier, LOUis MESSier, RONnee MESSier, PAPAjohn, MAMAsue, Wilma FlintSTONE'd (#1571)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
ZACKLEY what I usedta tell my Ex-wife, but I wuz tragicalLEE WRONG,
She's STILL a STOOOPID, brainDEAD, FemiNAZI Hildabeeast supporter/RAT-MOE- ron ...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-14 13:33:14 Reply Private Reply