Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
| Source: | war |
| Published: | Jan 13, 2010 |
| Author: | war |
| Post Date: | 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war |
| Views: | 1879331 |
#1373: Mudboy Slim To: BorisY (#1369)
Hell, YEAH!!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:09:29 Reply Private Reply
#1374: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#1370)
Yep...Keynes is the Leftist TOOL of the Anti-Christ, imho...and the Federal Reserve is Satan's spawn...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:12:02 Reply Private Reply
#1375: Mudboy Slim To: Coral Snake, palo verde, TLBSHOW, buckeroo, JHoffa_, Biff Tannen, SammieGee, JimmieDee, yukon, BorisY (#796)
ABOLISH ALL FEDERAL PENSIONS (save, of course, the Military!!)...
PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!"
The BureaucRATS CAUSED this friggin' mess...we cannot afford to reward incompetent RATS fer being incompetent RATS!! Make taxes to pay fer the lavish lifestyles of the RulingElite VOLUNTARY to WeThePeople...we'll use a check-off if we wanna send a coupla thousand bucks each year to support those who have bankrupted America and demean the folks--calling us "TeaBaggers", no less--who are paying their outta control, sky-rocketing salaries AND RETIREMENT Golden Parachutes!!
I'm purty shore we can write this up in Constitutional Amendment Form...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:18:45 Reply Private Reply
#1376: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen (#797)
Eat my soiled shorts, penis-breath...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:20:05 Reply Private Reply
#1377: Mudboy Slim To: All (#824)
Defeat the Obamabot RAT-WHORES, MARXISTS, and ANTI-American PUNKS in November...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:24:21 Reply Private Reply
#1378: Mudboy Slim To: All (#839)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Eat the Rich")
Wake up, folks, DemRATS are uncouth!!
Big Guv'ment's Hope and Change is borne of HATE!!
FOOLS trust RAT-scammers, but Right knows the Truth...
BureaucRATS live to masterbate!!
Tyrants'll be swinging from the pearly gates!!
RightWing's got ALL the answers...Patriots, be bold!!
Freedom's the key, Nation...Defeat RATS' Marxist WHORE'D!!
Folks, MUD spoke of this warning...
When Slick Willie FRIED those kids.
RAT-Media LOATHES FreeThinkers...
Constitution's all but DEAD!!
We're just ordinary people...
That's why we make RATS sick!!
Folks, if Media knaves could speak the truth...
VeePeeJoe's a Marxist prick!!
RATS, I'm a sick of yer complainin'...
'Cuz YOU don't pay YER bills!!
Left, I'm sick of all yer bitchin'...
'Bout FREE HealthCare and FREE pills!!
Socialists ain't got no HONOR...
RATS HATE those who are Right!!
Still, MUD thinks RATS are just Marxist TOOLS...
Help fight the righteous fight!!
Beat DemRATS!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!!
Beat DemRATS!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATS!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATS!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!
(Mini-FreakJam)
Folks, I called my Congresscritter...
And I said, "Big Guv'ment's DUMB!!"
Said, "Obama's just a LIAR...
He's promoting Commie SCUM!!
Dudes, OUR Country's in real trouble...
My grandchildren shall git SCREWED!!
Nation's DEBT Obama's doubled...
RATS're LYING Marxist TOOLS!!
Barry's smokin' marijuana...
Left's led by IDIOTS!!
Lib'rals prancin' in their yacht clubs...
Grows rich on government!!
Folks, there are big things a'happenin'...
Constitution's on OUR side!!
RATS platitudes fool braindead twits...
Dem Lib'rals bitch and whine!!"
Beat DemRATS!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!!
Beat DemRATS!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATS!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATS!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest!!
(BigMan gittin' off on his guitar...)
Our freedoms are endangered...
Dem Lib'rals ALWAYS LIE!!
RATS, we reject yer Marxist ways...
Sweet liberty is nigh!!
Folks, defeat Dem sons-of-bitches...
Left's vile tyranny won't last!!
So take yer BigGuv'ment, Barry...
And shove it up yer A$$!!
Beat DemRATS!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whore'd!!
Beat DemRATS!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATS!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATS!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!
Beat DemRATS!! Patriots fightin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment WHORES!!
Beat DemRATS!! Watch Glenn Beck now...FoxNews fer sure!!
Beat DemRATS!! Can't stop me now, MUD's goin' crazy!!
Beat DemRATS!! That's my idea of a good time, Barry!!
Mudboy Slim (22 April 2010) )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:32:47 Reply Private Reply
#1379: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#1370)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
As long as it AIN'T that BEE-ahhhtch I married--and ESCAPED ALIVE and ornerier-- I count it as "...a BARGAIN, the best I ever had."
Roger Daultry ain't got NUTHIN' on...MUD )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-30 15:17:57 Reply Private Reply
#1380: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, sneakypete, Ethyl Mertz, backhoe, Badeye, nolu_chan, JHoffa_, Angelwood, kristinn, Sauropod (#872)
"If more of us valued food and kind herb and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
--J.R.R. Tolkien
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
My favorite author of all time...MUD
BTW..."The Silmarillion" is J.R.R.'s MasterWork, imho.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-30 15:26:35 Reply Private Reply
#1381: Mudboy Slim To: Murron, mel, BorisY, palo verde, diva betsy ross, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, liberator, Blackie (#884)
(To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!!
Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!!
Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!!
GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away...ignore RATS' LIES, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!!
RATS bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATS are stained!! Bitch "ENDURED" seventeen!!
NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day...RATZ R DESPISED, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!!
Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!!
Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-30 15:33:45 Reply Private Reply
#1382: Mudboy Slim To: Nobody in particular, Landru, mel, yankhater, AdSimp, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, TheBigMan, DiscoDave, ThreeFingersMordecai (#905)
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline...
MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!!
Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds...
But RAT- Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, FEEL R IRE!!
November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
We'll burn down RATS' NancyHouse...RATS LIE in their Quest fer Power!!
FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!"
Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!!
RATS scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, FEEL R IRE!!
November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn Left DOWN!!
(Major League FREEEkJam ensues...)
We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!!
But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD-music's HERE!!
We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!!
No matter what RATS git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!!
Burn...BURN Left down, SPURN RATZ NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-30 15:44:03 Reply Private Reply
#1383: Mudboy Slim To: All (#908)
(To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head...
With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived.
Then Granny came in to teach her little man...
"Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!"
Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know...
Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee...
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!!
But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!!
Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATS' Tragedy!!
Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!!
Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread...
Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!!
And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!!
Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATS support Freaks!!
The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News...
Learned to IGNORE DemRATS sellin' socialist views!!
When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road...
Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs...
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what do RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-30 15:48:28 Reply Private Reply
#1384: Hondo68 To: Mudboy Slim, Revolution NYC, transition process (#1379)
Trump insists that the transition process is going smoothly.
I guess that might be so, if you're used to this sort of thing?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/watch-communist-losers-burn-american-flags-outside-trump-tower-video/
Hondo68 posted on 2016-11-30 17:54:21 Reply Private Reply
#1385: calcon To: hondo68 (#1384)
I guess trump can't muster the support of flag burning communists with "revolution nothing less" on their tshirts.
Contribute more to your girl steins recount effort, perhaps your money will help her.
TRUMP WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
calcon posted on 2016-11-30 18:08:47 Reply Private Reply
#1386: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#1384)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
FU*K dem mother-fu*kin' DRAGONZ...dragon meat tastes even better than venison, I hear tell...MUD
BTW...TheDonald ROX!! If he plays his cards correctly, he'll deserve the nickname "Ronaldus Maximus REBORN!!"...imho, of course.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 10:44:10 Reply Private Reply
#1387: Mudboy Slim To: calcon (#1385)
Damn-FU*KIN' STRAIGHT, mi amigo...and tell all Dem LOSERZ HOO voted 4 the HildaBEEST 2 suck MUDZ scrotum 'til it hurtz...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 10:46:16 Reply Private Reply
#1388: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1387)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 10:46:55 Reply Private Reply
#1389: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen, JHoffa_, Willie Green, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete, meguro, nolu_chan, war and other sperm-breathed MFers!! (#909)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")
RATS are knee-jerk RACISTS...
Left steals dreams and paychecks...makes Mudboy Slim ill!!
Media's nasty li'l quips...
Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips...
Because Left loathes when we act free!!
Barry's socialist dreams...
Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream...
"I wish RATS'd just leave US alone!!"
Because Left's dreams won't help us get jobs...
And Left's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!!
With RATS' Health Care failing...
Barry LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah...
Folks, we're the one!! We're the one!!
Hey!! Heh heh!!
Yer wonderin' where to start...
FarRight, we've been singing in the dark...
MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!"
But we've got Reagan on our minds...
RATS tell such desperate lies...
Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!!
Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time...
Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!!
Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATS wanna break you...
Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!!
And no matter where you Brief tonight or how far you run...
Folks, we're the one!! Freedom's fun...
Wo-o-oah...
Folks, we shall not miss...
'Cuz Liberty is our Right!!
We're Conservative!!
Those secret pacts RATS make...
Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!!
Folks, we're the one!! Oh, we're the one!!
Folks, Freedom's fun!! Oh, we're not done!!
Folks, fight Left's scum!! Oh, we're the one!!
(Syntaurz freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh) )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)
BTW...all U RAT-whores can eat MUDZ [VERY]-soiled shorts and beg 4 forgiveness, which MUD shall summarily REJECT, A$$-wipes!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 10:56:20 Reply Private Reply
#1390: Mudboy Slim To: war and all his Marxist, butt-buddy, circle-jerkin' FIENDZ!! (#911)
BWAHAHAHAHA...war is a dickless PRICK and a prickless DICK!! And MUD cannot wait 2 boink warz hot mama yet again...ROFLMAO@war!!
BTW... )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 11:05:32 Reply Private Reply
#1391: Mudboy Slim To: Jethro Tull, goldilucky, Landru, Flora McDonald, Jeff Head, EricC, The Real Rush, quidam, holdonnow, BadJoe, RobinHoodzA_Feyrie!! (#998)
(To be sung to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime")
Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh...
Folks, it's summertime...all Dem Lib'rals R HIGH!!
Marxist Messiah...RAT-minions whine!!
TeeVee Networks LIE...
Fed'ral workers, they git DOUBLE!!
That ain't Right!!
RATS can't think...shouldn't drive...
Rise up an' show why Truth is Right!!
That Pelosi-BITCH...
Vote her out..make her squeeal!!
Harry Reid's a WHORE...
His corruption's REAL!!
Brief along..B SANE...
TOOLS R DUMB...don't B one, VOTE fer TheRight!!
Autumn sun goes down...Truth shall save US...
VOTE fer Truth in November!!
We're the TeaParty...
We ain't dirty...we ain't mean!!
We love livin' freely, but Left's spending's on SPEED!!
Don't like Leftist SLIME...
Marxist minions, RATS attackin' Liberty!!
Obama's fascist!!
RATS love tyranny...Karl Marx' philosophy!!
Sing along with MUD...dee dee dee dee dee...
Dah dah dah dah dah...love our Liberty!!
Dah dah dah...dee dah dee dah dee dee dahh...
Dah dah dah dah dah...right on, right on...
(reprise)
Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh...
Friends, November's near, yeah, Election time!!
Stop Obama, make the Right Vote...
Folks, TheTruth is Left is VILE!!
MUD shall sing to win...
We're conspirin'...good patriots shall Devolve Power!!
We ain't Rich, but we're nice...
Tell yer friends, an' we'll all Vote 'gainst Left's Power!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 11:14:03 Reply Private Reply
#1392: Mudboy Slim To: Abu el Banat, war, Brian S, Iblueafartsky, Skip Intro, war, ferret mike, calcon, Samuel Gray, A K A Stone, palo verde, sneakypete, fred mertz, blackie (#1033)
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I freeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our freep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 11:19:07 Reply Private Reply
#1393: Mudboy Slim To: Skip Intro and his Corrupted Cadre of Homosexual Obamabot Deviants (#1046)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Factory")
America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown...
Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!!
RATS take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!!
Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!!
We see Obama laughing...ghoulish tyrant hates 'cuz he's LAME!!
Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!!
Good workers, we're workin'...Liberation's nigh!!
(Mudboy Slim on keyboards...)
November day, righteous patriots rise...
RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!!
Folks, Truth is gonna defeat BO...
Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!!
Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
Mudboy Slim (1 October 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 11:24:20 Reply Private Reply
#1394: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, stand watie, BufordP, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Clinton's a liar, kristinn (#1108)
Hillary, "STAY!!"
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay!!")
Hildabeast, yer soul's empty...
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUD's piano.
(Raucous cheers...)
Girl, my band you can trust...
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!!
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATZ and RINOZ embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, wont you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Oh wont you stay just a little bit longer?
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
Girl, yer vile hubby dont mind...
And the Networks wont mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
BTW...damn, MUDZ GOOD...LOL!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-01 11:35:14 Reply Private Reply
#1395: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1394)
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Of course, the KEWELEST fireman R the NON-conformists...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:08:00 Reply Private Reply
#1396: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, Betty Boop, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, kristinn, JimRob, justamy, Sauropod, Taxman, stand watie, Doctor Raoul, tgsltakoma, ironman (#1109)
Less than one year removed from occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, there is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice, EXTREMELY-CREDIBLE woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with Slick Willie's Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Klinton Kadre of Korrupt Kommunist Ko-Konspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Osama bil Clinton's Media and Slobo's or bin Laden's?!! Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming more and more IRRELEVANT!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR..[done]
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely,
MUD
499 posted on 12/29/2001 3:11:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
BTW...Slick Willie Klinton and his favorite BI-sexual BUTT-buddy, VA Gov. Teri "The FEYrie" MacAuliffe R BOTH MUDZ BITCHES!! CAPICHE, A$$holez?!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:22:53 Reply Private Reply
#1397: Mudboy Slim To: Teri The Cajone-less FEYriePUNK MacAuliffe (#1396)
Do NOT make me mad, U Yankee scumbag RAT-WHORE!! U do NOT want ME PISSED OFF AT YER PANSY-arse, U punk-a$$ed BEE-ahhhtch...RESIGN NOW...OR ELSE!!
Quite Sincerely,
Yer worst FRickin' nightmare...MUD )8^/>
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:31:19 Reply Private Reply
#1398: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1397)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:31:52 Reply Private Reply
#1399: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1398)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:32:10 Reply Private Reply
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Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:32:56 Reply Private Reply
#1401: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1110)
SECTION: BEHIND THE TREASON ALLEGATIONS
SUBSECTION: RON BROWN
Revised 1/8/01
NewsMax.com 7/16/99 Carl Limbacher "...Ron Brown's death might not have been accidental. That's the conclusion Chinagate witness Johnny Chung has recently come to after he himself experienced death threats from Chinese agents. Chung was deposed on Monday by Judicial Watch, which debuted the videotaped testimony on Fox News Channel's "Hannity and Colmes" Thursday night.... Chung's startling comments on Brown's death were made under direct questioning by Judicial Watch Chairman Larry Klayman: KLAYMAN: The question was, when you learned of the death of Ron Brown, did you think that maybe China would send somebody to kill him, too? CHUNG: No. No. Not in my mind that week [when Brown died]. KLAYMAN: Have you since changed your view of that -- that perhaps that was a possibility? CHUNG: I sense there's a possibility he know too many things. And so, something happened to him. But I don't know what it is. What happened to me -- it changed me...."
Worldnetdaily 6/22/99 Charles Smith "...The Chinese are not alone in "conspiracy" theories. Nolanda Hill testified under oath that her lover and business partner, Ron Brown, feared for his life because of his dealings with the Chinese army. It is clear now that after the August 1994 meeting with Ding, DOD Secretary Perry ordered Brown to engage the PLA in "commercial" activities - - an order which is documented in a January 1995 letter to Brown from Perry. Perry also wrote Ding, informing him that Brown would assist the Chinese army in the "Defense Conversion" project. ..."
WorldNetDaily 7/27/99 Charles Smith "...Despite the White House spin, the truth about the "bilateral military relationship" between Clinton and China is that Ron Brown was an arms dealer and his customers were Chinese Generals. The known Chinese Generals who dealt with Brown includes the three commanding officers of the Chinese Commission of Science, Technology, and Industry for National Defense (COSTIND), General Ding Henggao, General Shen Rougjun and General Huai Guomo. One document provided to Ron Brown by Loral CEO Bernard Schwartz just prior to meeting General Shen states "WEAPON DELIVERY, TARGET ACQUISITION AND NIGHT VISION". The Loral document is a picture filled catalog of "Mao Anniversary gift" items for the modern Chinese Army...."
DEATHS - TRAGEDY - RON BROWN PLANE CRASH
Ron Brown, U.S. commerce secretary
Duane Christian, Brown's security officer
Adam Darling, Brown's confidential assistant
Gail Dobert, deputy director for the Office of Business Liaison
Carol Hamilton, Brown's press secretary
Kathryn Hoffman, Brown's senior advisor for strategic scheduling and special initiatives
Steve Kaminski, commercial counselor for U.S. and foreign commercial services
Kathy Kellogg, confidential assistant in the Office of Business Liaison
Charles Meissner, assistant secretary of commerce for international trade (John Huangs boss)
William Morton, deputy assistant secretary for international economic development
Lawrence Payne, special assistant for U.S. and foreign commercial service
Naomi Warbasse, international trade specialist
Barry L. Conrad, chairman and CEO of Barrington Group, Miami, Florida
Paul Cushman III, chairman and CEO of Riggs International Banking Corp., Washington, D.C.
Robert E. Donovan, president and CEO of ABB Inc., Norwalk, Connecticut
Claudio Elia, chairman and CEO of Air & Water Technologies Corp., Somerville, New Jersey
David Ford, president and CEO of InterGuard Corp. of Guardian International, Auburn Hills, Michigan
Frank Maier, president of Enserch International Ltd., Dallas, Texas
Walter Murphy, senior vice president of AT&T Submarine Systems Inc., Morristown, New Jersey
Leonard Pieroni, chairman and CEO of Parsons Corp., Pasadena, California
John A. Scoville, chairman of Harza Engineering Co., Chicago
Donald Terner, president of Bridge Housing Corp., San Francisco, California
Stuart Tholan, president of Bechtel-Europe/Africa/Middle East/Southwest Asia, San Francisco, California
Robert A. Whittaker, chairman and CEO of Foster Wheeler Energy International, Clinton, New Jersey
Captain. Ashley Davis, pilot
Captain Tim Schafer, pilot
Staff Sergeant Gerald Aldrich, flight mechanic
Staff Sergeant Robert Farrington Jr., steward
Sergeant Cheryl Turnege, steward
Sergeant Shelly Kelly, steward
Jim Lewek, a Central Intelligence Agency analyst
Lee Jackson of the Treasury Department
Nathaniel Nash, The New York Times' Frankfurt bureau chief.
Dragica Lendic Bebek, an interpreter
Niksa Antonini, a photographer.
A news report was that the weather was "the worst storm in ten years" at the time of Ron Brown's plane crash - but actually visibility was 5 miles in light rain. Drudge
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review 1/11/98 "...Two ranking military officers are denying claims by the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology that they agreed with findings that Secretary of Commerce Ron Brown died as a result of a plane accident. One of the officers, Air Force Maj. Thomas Parsons, for the first time spoke publicly on the matter Saturday. The forensic pathologist joined two other AFIP medical examiners in disputing government claims about Brown's death after an Air Force jet carrying him and 34 others crashed in Croatia on April 3, 1996. Last Thursday, the Justice Department and Attorney General Janet Reno announced that her department had found "no credible evidence" of wrongdoing in Brown's death. The Justice Department noted that it had not conducted its own independent probe, but had reviewed information provided by the Pentagon. Questions about Brown's death first caused headlines when the Tribune-Review reported in early December on the allegations of AFIP forensic pathologist Steve Cogswell, an Air Force lieutenant colonel. He alleged that a circular wound found on Brown's head looked like a gunshot wound and should have prompted an autopsy. In subsequent Tribune-Review reports, his claims were supported by a second AFIP medical examiner, Army Lt. Col. David Hause. ..."
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review 1/11/98 "...As for Reno's statement, Hause said it's no surprise that the Justice Department found no evidence of criminal conduct in Brown's death. "There's no evidence because there has been no autopsy. An autopsy which might produce such evidence hasn't been done," he said. Cogswell declined to talk to the Post about the matter. In a written statement, he informed Fletcher, "I do not trust you to accurately and fairly represent what I say." The Post did not include Cogswell's statement in its article. Cogswell told the Tribune-Review that no one from the Pentagon or the Justice Department has interviewed him, Parsons, Hause or other key staffers about the possibility that Brown's death was mishandled. Reno's comment on the matter has sparked a firestorm of criticism from black leaders and some conservative groups. "We expected she wouldn't do a thing," civil rights activist Dick Gregory said. He said efforts in the black community would be targeted toward Congress...."
More at link...Terrie McAuliffe KNOWS hoo kilt Ron Brown!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:35:31 Reply Private Reply
#1402: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1137)
Bwahahahahaha...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:37:45 Reply Private Reply
#1403: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#1174)
(2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "I'm No Angel")
No, Right's not angels...
Folks, we're not strangers 2 the streets...
Left's got US labeled...
DemRATS shall crumble at R feet!!
Yes, MUD knows, Barry...
Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!!
Yes, I'm half crazy...
Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow...
Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!!
Folks, Barack wears chaps that tingle...
BO will NEVER LEAD U, folks...
Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!!
RATS STEALIN' all R gold!!
LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
No I'm no angel...
Still, MUD's no stranger to the HOOd...
Let me rock this Nation...
HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!!
Oh come on, Barry...
Come and play...MUD'll show U up N HOOps!!
Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee...
Come on and fight me, FEYrie!!
So you don't give a darn about me
I never treat you bad
I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you
I'll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds
I'll bring you back some gold
Right's 4 angels...
No, MUD's no angel...
Still, I'm no stranger to the dark...
Let MUD rock this Nation...
Let me start a fire N yer heart!!
Oh come on, Patriots...
Come and let MUD show U my good news!!
HELP ME drive RATS crazy...
Come on and love me, Barry!!
Oh come on, Barry...
RATS R LAZY!!
Barack's dainty...
Oh come on, Reggie...
Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013)
BTW...thank U...thankyouverymuch...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-03 10:45:35 Reply Private Reply
#1404: A K A Stone To: Mudboy Slim (#1403)
Muslim, Muslim Gettin Even All right I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn Korans Yeah, than to let them stay All right Ow Gonna start a fire C'mon! Rise up! gather round Take the Koran throw it to the ground Burn it up let's go for broke Watch the night go up in smoke
Burn on, Burn On
Drive muzzies crazier, no serenade No fire brigade, just Pyromania
What do you want? What do you want? I want Koran To Burn, yes I do Long live The Bible
Oh let's go, let's strike a light We're gonna blow like dynamite I don't care if it takes all night Gonna set this book alight
What do you want? What do you want? I want The Koran To Burn, All right! Long live The Bible
Rock of ages, rock of ages Still smokin', keep a-smokin' Rock of ages, rock of ages Still blazin', Really Blazin'
We got the power, got the glory Just say you need it and if you need it Say yeah!
Heh heh heh heh Now listen to me It's Burnin', Burnin', I got the fever I know for sure, there ain't no cure So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme some charcoal
What do you want? What do you want? I want That Koran To Burn, You betcha Long live The Bible
We're gonna burn this damn book down Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
A K A Stone posted on 2016-12-03 10:54:44 Reply Private Reply
#1405: Mudboy Slim To: All (#1403)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Hmmm...not sure what the HECK that means...LOL!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 10:12:34 Reply Private Reply
#1406: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, ALL (#1404)
Quite Sincerely...MUD
BTW...God=Yahweh=Allah...in MUDZ humble opinion, of course. )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 10:23:32 Reply Private Reply
#1407: Mudboy Slim To: mininggold, A K A Stone, BorisY, jla, Landru, cherrybomb88, Angelwood, kristinn, Taxman, stand watie, ELS, Cal, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, quidam, Sauropod (#1143)
EmGee, U don't believe yer own spin, do U?
Look at the timeline, my Obamabot friend, we set up the template 4 that Real Estate Boom/Bust cycle back in the Clinton years (remember how GREAT it was that home ownership was becoming a reality for even those who had no ability or ABSOLUTELY NO inclination to pay back the loan? HOO cared?!). And in principle, I agree with that philosophy 2 an extent, as I would much rather have HomeOwners--as compared 2 Renters--as my next-door neighbors. Wouldn't we all?
But I agree with U, MG, Dubyuh bought right into it for the most part, but the housing bubble was already well on its way to its inevitable correction. I've got my Masters in Business with a concentration in Real Estate and Urban Land Development from VCU, so I'm not talking outta my arse but so much, dude...BOTH parties participated in what happened in 2008.
If U actually believe Bush single-handedly DESTROYED all that is good and pure in America (let alone the WorldEconomy), it simply demonstrates to all who read your words that U R yer run-of-the-mill, prototypical Low-Information-Voter (LIV) who believes all the moronic words spewed from the RAT-messiah and his RAT-minions in the Leftist Media...but I guess most of us already had U figgered out years ago.
Regards...MUD (d'WISE One!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 10:31:03 Reply Private Reply
#1408: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68 (#1144)
"It's really just one party... the D&R crime syndicate. No child left behind, free drugs for seniors, a chicken in every pot... just vote for D&R scumbags."
Of course U R correct, my friend...my sincere apologies 4 not recognizing this reality far sooner than I did.
Regards...MUD
BTW...and THATZ Y it took a true Independent 2 take over the GOP and win the Presidency 2 EXPOSE the RATZ/RINOZ 4 the self-serving, greedy, lowlife, LYING SCUMBAGS that they most certainly are. )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 10:36:24 Reply Private Reply
#1409: Mudboy Slim To: Murron, RebelGal, AuntB (#1145)
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
Awesome, RebelGal, simply perfect...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 10:40:50 Reply Private Reply
#1410: Mudboy Slim To: mininggold (#1155)
I NEVER loved Bush...
In 1999, my chosen candidate 4 GOP nominee 4 POTUS was Dr. Allan Keyes, then when it was obvious the GOP wasn't ready 4 someone THAT conservative, so I transferred my support 2 Steve Forbes, and was a full-fledged ForbesFanatic until he bowed out.
After that, I just waited out the Dubyuh v. Buchanan wars and supported the winner in the General election.
I sought 2 things from Bush, Jr., Justice 4 the ClintonCrimeSyndicate and the shrinking of the Federal Leviathan by devolving Power and responsibility to the States, Localities, and Individuals.
By 2004, I saw Bush was just like his BigSpending RINO Daddy, so I voted 4 Ronald Reagan 4 POTUS, just as I have in '84, '92, and '08...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 10:46:50 Reply Private Reply
#1411: Mudboy Slim To: All, Dukie, Reggie Love, BarryO, Terry The PUNK MacAuliffe, Slick Willie (#1174)
(2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "I'm No Angel")
No, Right's not angels...
Folks, we're not strangers 2 the streets...
Left's got US labeled...
DemRATS shall crumble at R feet!!
Yes, MUD knows, Barry...
Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!!
Yes, I'm half crazy...
Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow...
Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!!
Folks, Barack wears chaps that tingle...
BO will NEVER LEAD U, folks...
Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!!
RATS STEALIN' all R gold!!
LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
No I'm no angel...
Still, MUD's no stranger to the HOOd...
Let me rock this Nation...
HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!!
Oh come on, Barry...
Come and play...MUD'll show U up N HOOps!!
Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee...
Come on and fight me, FEYrie!!
[I] know y'all don't give a darn about me...
I'll never treat U bad...
I won't ever take the stand to hurt U...
MUD'll always leave U glad!!
Sure, I might steal yer diamonds...
I'll bring you back some gold!!
Right's 4 angels...
No, MUD's no angel...
Still, I'm no stranger to the dark...
HELP MUD rock this Nation...
Let me start a fire N yer heart!!
Oh come on, Patriots...
Come and let MUD show U my good news!!
HELP ME drive RATS crazy...
Come on and love me, Barry!!
Oh come on, Barry...
RATS R LAZY!!
Barack's dainty...
U BLOW HIM, Reggie [Love]...
Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 11:00:05 Reply Private Reply
#1412: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK, JakeyBoy, JessieLee (#1195)
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond!!"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment's 4 RAT-tardz!!
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry d'PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' RAT-Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD ROOAARRR!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, MUDZ bRighter'n you ever been!!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
RATS goin' to prison, takin' Slick's Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known...?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
BTW...almost time 2 hurry home and listen 2 El Rushbo from 1200-1500 EST...WRVA 1140!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-05 11:15:41 Reply Private Reply
#1413: Mudboy Slim To: hondo68, sultan88, jimrob, leadpenny, BufordP., Justice, ElRushbo, The Great One, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, TheDonaldHisself, TRUMPster Numero Uno...!!! (#1384)
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD )8^D>!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-06 15:45:04 Reply Private Reply
#1414: Mudboy Slim To: All IGGLEZ, PLOWBOYZ, and GINTZ fans...MUD LOATHEZ U2!! (#1204)
Damned STRAIGHT...Mudboy Slim
BTW...MUD does NOT PROTESTETH 2 much, A$$-why'page!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-06 15:49:39 Reply Private Reply
#1415: Mudboy Slim To: BorisY!!! BenDover BarryO, ReggieLove is Packin' a Wallop!! (#1369)
http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=121012&Disp=79#C79
OHHH MY GAWWWSSSHHH...the Freedom4um is ALIIIVE!!
Shaddup, MUD..."FRIENDZ" is on.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-06 15:55:18 Reply Private Reply
#1416: Mudboy Slim To: TLBSHOW, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, Taxman, Doctor Raoul, Angelwood, kristinn, Sauropod, quidam, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, AuntB, Cal, Bill D Berger, Neil McIver, mel, Murron, RebelGal (#582)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")
RightWing's passionate!!
Mudboy's livin' like he talks...
Righteous dreamin' now!!
Syntaurz goin' 2 the top!!
RATS R negative...
Love 4 Guv'ment never stops!!
Learn it, U FOOLS!!
Yearn 4 Liberty!!
Lib'rals R TOOLS!!
Ain't YOU loving it?!
RATS shall never git enuff of Slim!!
Truth is everything...
Folks, Mudboy never stops!!
Come learn the Truth!!
Freedom AIN'T free!!
Help teach our YOUTH!!
Fight on, righteous soldiers...
Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!!
And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!"
Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!!
Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!!
Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM...
"RATS R NOT FREE!!!"
(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)
Welfare makes folks prisoners...
Mudboy's working from his truck...
Cleaned up fer public display.
MUD looks at those around me...
And shares that, "We're all free..."
MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!
Are you SCAIR'T of MUD?
Do you wish that Slim would stop?
MUDZ Truth bother you?!
Do U LIKE when U R mocked?!
Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!!
Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!!
MUDZ workin' 4 FREE!!
MUDZ sportin' the Truth!!
Let's WHUP Tyranny!!
Take US home, BigMan...
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010))8^D!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-06 16:07:35 Reply Private Reply
#1417: Mudboy Slim To: Skip Intro, eff Head, BadJoe, Landru, jla, AdSimp, ironman, BufordP. (#585)
"Black II"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMUDZbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what RATZ did 2 MEEEeee!!
Ohhh...RATZ-BITCH is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world 2 BLACK...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurz (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-06 16:18:12 Reply Private Reply
#1418: Mudboy Slim To: JakeyBoy, JessieLee, D-Rock, DOG, BigDog, PUP_ee_dog, Cap'n Cracker, PapaJawn, WilmaSue (#594)
"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!"
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")
Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land...
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...
Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!!
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
(BigMan pickin' it purty...)
Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long...
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Come on, RightWing, welcome home!!
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
Come on, Patriots, let MUD sing...
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...
One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!
Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...
Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!
Mudboy's gonna treat you well!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!
Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-06 16:26:55 Reply Private Reply
#1419: Mudboy Slim To: All (#595)
Whatta beautiful day in the neighborhood...heh heh heh!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-07 10:40:16 Reply Private Reply
#1420: Mudboy Slim To: Skip Intro, A K A Stone, Murron, mel, Biff Tannen, Dickus Lickus, palo verde (#626)
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember...
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRAT's Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe Gore didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck,
But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But Left's "One-World" was Vile!"
And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Now for ten years, we've dealt with his sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' free,
In a voice crying out for Liberty!
And while RAT'sKing was feelin' down, good Briefers run him outta town.
The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned.
And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"!
Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
John Ashcroft's staff refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick!
DemonRATS, ya gotta dump this prick,
'Cuz next election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To fight the libertarian fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their marks are down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"
Don was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-07 10:51:57 Reply Private Reply
#1421: Mudboy Slim To: war (#637)
"WAR!!"
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War defends our Freedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
Freedom...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Left is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our Freedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Leftists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Mudboy Slim (1 June 2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-07 10:58:26 Reply Private Reply
#1422: Mudboy Slim To: war, A K A Stone, Murron, mel, sneakypete (#493)
Wisdom is derived from liberated thinking...no, NOT "progressive" thinking, which believes in the centralization of authority in the omnipotent Federal Leviathan. The braindead Obamabot RATS who celebrate a "Muddbutt sucks" thread are defenders of the Big Guv'ment status quo...watch how they make FOOLS of themselves by posting their "Obama is the RAT-Messiah" KRAP on a forum called "Liberty's Flame"...LOL!! The Marxist Obamabots are ENEMIES of Liberty...they support an all-powerful centralized bureaucracy to punish those who are deemed too successful and to subsidize the lifestyles of those who are too incompetent to make a living on their own (which perfectly describes "war", our resident Welfare Queen, btw).
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-07 11:07:57 Reply Private Reply