Stop & think about it

I don’t know who’s house it happened at or even what year it happened.

I don’t know if I got there before everyone else or after.

I don’t know how I got there or how I got home over 8 miles away (at the age of 15).

My life time friend doesn’t remember any of this ( and the other 3 people I said were there testified under oath they don’t know anything about this).

I have a fear of flying , but have no problem jet-setting all over the world while on vacation.

I’ve been on airplanes more in the past two months than most people in a year, but my fear is completely legit.

I don’t know who paid for my hotel and polygraph test( the afternoon of my grandmothers funeral, or maybe it was the next day, who knows).

And guess what?

I flew there.

Oh and that polygraph, it was only two questions, neither of which were about Kavanaugh.

But hey, I passed so that’s all that matters.

And my PhD in psychology definitely, in no way, helped me with it or my testimony today.

My friends on the beach encouraged me to continue contacting the media with my story (because we were running out of time).

I can’t name them, so we’ll just call them beach friends. Yet while giving such great advice, none were willing to be character witnesses.

Meanwhile, Judge Kavanaugh had hundreds of character witnesses step up in a matter of days.

My lawyers, out of the kindness of their hearts, are helping me for FREE yet I have a “needed” gofundme page that currently is sitting at $473,622.

I’m so desperately in need of help there’s even a second gofundme with $209,987.

I promise though I’m not getting anything out of my testimony, that money is just going to cover my expenses.

I’m super smart. I have a PhD and I teach graduate students. I know lots of big words, but it should be totally believable that I don’t understand basic questions.

I was the only person in the United States that didn’t know Congress agreed to come to me instead of me going to DC.

They really do care about my flying phobia after all.

Get the picture yet, America?

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