How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer
Absolutely anonymous and unknown veracity. This story comes from 4chan. If you go to the link, know that you are going to 4chan and it is essentially uncensored.
The Creepy Porn Lawyer [Avenatti] denied all. Fun explanation of takedown of CPL, if explanation is real.
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186910048
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How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER
Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!!
> Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone
>She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows >all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel >Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget >Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way >fuck... with a cock in all of her orifices ... He >EATS IT THE FUCK UP !
>She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm >a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm. >In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I >Confirm it ALL
>Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's >thinking he's broken the story of the year.
>Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HERO
>She agrees
>Claims the Money will be ready to be wired >in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN >Exclusive
>She agrees...
>The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me >she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK >we've had enough fun with this jack off
> We break our burner phones
>Avanatti disables his Twitter.
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1044679422077554689
Jake Tapper
@jaketapperAsked @MichaelAvenatti about the rumor his new client is a hoax: It never happened. None of it. No truth to it. This is a fabrication of the right because they are worried and they should be."
1:05 PM - 25 Sep 2018
#1: buckeroo To: nolu chan (#0)
ROTFL
buckeroo posted on 2018-09-25 23:44:30 Reply Private Reply
#2: VxH To: nolu chan (#0)
Eph 5:11-16
11 Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. 12 For it is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret. 13 But everything exposed by the light becomes visible, 14 for it is light that makes everything visible. This is why it is said:
"Wake up, O sleeper,
rise from the dead,
and Christ will shine on you."
15 Be very careful, then, how you live
--- not as unwise but as wise, 16 making the most of every opportunity, because the days are evil.
VxH posted on 2018-09-26 08:24:01 Reply Private Reply
#3: redleghunter To: nolu chan (#0)
redleghunter posted on 2018-09-26 10:05:19 Reply Private Reply
#4: Jameson To: redleghunter (#3)
The woman in question is Julie Swetnick
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/26/michael-avenatti-identifies-kavanaugh-accuser-as- julie-swetnick.html
Jameson posted on 2018-09-26 11:16:27 Reply Private Reply
#5: Fred Mertz To: Jameson (#4)
Hard to figure out what's true. We were all teenagers once long ago.
Fred Mertz posted on 2018-09-26 11:32:48 Reply Private Reply
#6: Jameson To: Fred Mertz (#5)
Indeed
Hard to figure out what's true.
It certainly appears that a true investigation by law enforcement is in order....
Jameson posted on 2018-09-26 11:44:53 Reply Private Reply
#7: Fred Mertz To: Jameson (#6)
I certainly would feel sorry for any investigator trying to find facts from fiction of 30+ years ago. Gang rape is serious though.
Fred Mertz posted on 2018-09-26 11:50:11 Reply Private Reply
#8: Jameson To: Fred Mertz (#7)
A challenging task......
but far from impossible - just ask the Catholic Church
The testimony of an eyewitness is usually very compelling evidence.
Jameson posted on 2018-09-26 11:55:45 Reply Private Reply
#9: Jameson To: nolu chan (#0)
Excellent example of Fake News!
Has this troll bait ran as a story of fox news yet?
Jameson posted on 2018-09-26 12:03:15 Reply Private Reply
#10: nolu chan To: Jameson (#9)
You appear oblivious to the prefacing disclaimer:
And you fail to see the humor, whether the story be true, or just creative 4chan humor of a story hijack.
If true, it tells of the hilarious takedown of Creepy Porn Lawyer.
If fiction, it is funny in its own right, and whaled in Jake Tapper of CNN (all the fake news that's fit to print).
In any case, it the 4chan tale is eminently more believeable than the story of the virtuous lady who repeatedly went to location of gang rapes, observed gang rapes, got gang raped, and kept going back, and observed Brett Kavanaugh standing in a line near a door to an undescribed space, while she was pulling a train.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/09/24/avenatti-evidence-kavanaugh-ran-gang-rape-ring/
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1045005936665010178
Swetnick was a college student at the University of Maryland in 1982.
Swetnick was allegedly an adult engaging in gang bangs with minors. How many counts of statutory rape does she want to persuade the Senate she is guiolty of?
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1045028680035110913
These stories get to be more comical farce by the day.
nolu chan posted on 2018-09-26 15:46:37 Reply Private Reply