just wondering

I heard one today: friend and rich man's son got locked up together for DUI or something like that when they were young. Rich man's son wasn't in there for ten minutes when he started crying. Rich man's son was out in two hours. My buddy was stuck there for 3 days.

I have more if you want.

The funniest thing in there is how all the black people called everyone "nigger." They called this to each other, black people on TV, and even white people on TV.

" Only to check out the democRats, like monkeys in a zoo "

Hank, did they fling poo at spectators ?? LOL

I did several years ago because I refused to admit to a minor offense

Back when I was in college (1984) I was in a band that rented a warehouse space for rehearsals. We decided to throw a kegger and invited five other bands to play - we had built a stage, lights, the whole nine yards.

Needless to say, the place was packed to the rafters with mostly college-age kids.

As it turns out, some of the local bars (this was a small town) noticed that their establishments weren't doing the usual lucrative Saturday night business. One of them heard about the bash and called the cops - and we were busted - had to shut down the party and they hauled the "ringleaders" (me and the guitarist/singer Matt) off to the pokey.

Spent about six hours there - then some of our "fans" bailed us out.

We were later charged with misdemeanor selling alcohol without a license - fined $90 each.

We made over $700 from the party.

Hank, did they fling poo at spectators ??

They do that whether in jail or Congress.

GoT picked up ouT of Town on a Taffic yellow lighT charge

AlmosT goT a dui charge

Had a warranT on me for child supporT noT paying charges

Got senT To The counTy jail

Which is a counTry club compared To The ciTy jail I was Told

When I goT To The pod in The day room This was in The evening

All The blacks which were The majoriTy

Were crowded around The fronT of The Tv

WaTching shaka zulu

I really had no clue in whaT world I was

There were individual privaTe rooms for sleeping

MosT opTed To chain smoke Up all nighT parTying in The day room keeping me up all nighT ( 2nd hand nicoTine ) having To walk over Them during The day when They were sleeping

Don't remember There being any chairs - Tables only The Tv mid pod on a pole

Few days laTer I asked a veTeran There if iT was ever quieT There

He said

Do you remember when you came in here

ThaT was iT he said

Love
boris

ps

had I been exTradiTed I was Told I would have had a Two month Two Thousand mile zig zag van ride sleeping in drunk Tanks To The wesT coasT

I got a parking ticket once...

Does that count?

" guitarist/singer Matt "

Would that have been Matt "Guitar" Murphy, LOL ?

Would that have been Matt "Guitar" Murphy, LOL

Ha ha! I wish. If it had been, I probably wouldn't be posting here. I'd be famous, LOL.

I just found out he passed on June of this year.

Our guitarist was Matt Winklepleck (seriously). His nickname was "Stinky" - don't know how he got saddled with that moniker.

He wasn't all that great of a guitarist, but we were mostly doing punk covers - The Jam, Talking Heads, The Clash, etc.

One of the guitarists who was in another band was George Friend - he was 15 or 16 at the time.

He moved downstate to Detroit made it semi-big playing with the Twistin' Tarantulas, a rockabilly band.

Now he's with Laura Rain and The Caesars of Detroit, R&B soul group.

" I just found out he passed on June of this year. "

Yeah. At least 8 from " Blues Brothers " movie have passed : Matt Murphy, Cab Calloway, John Belushi, Carrie Fisher, James Brown, John Candy, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin. seems like there was more, but I cannot think of who I am missing.

At least 8 from " Blues Brothers have passed

I know Steve Cropper is still around - he played on Ronnie Baker Brooks' album "Times Have Changed" in 2017.

John Lee Hooker died in 2001, Donald "Duck" Dunn in 2012.

I got a parking ticket once...

Does that count?

Nope. Banjo Boy Boris spent three days in jail for running a caution light...yeah, right.

I'd ask him about the other things he mentioned, but I don't want to spend hours trying to interpret his answer.

Get that child support stuff squared away, banjo boy?

I'd ask him about the other things he mentioned, but I don't want to spend hours trying to interpret his answer.