Of Course Jesus Is Black: ‘That S**t Doesn’t Happen To White People’

Source: HuffPost
Published: Apr 18, 2018
Author: Ed Mazza
Post Date: 2018-04-18 11:37:15 by Willie Green
Views: 3533

A British comedy series took on both race and religion in a sketch about a white churchgoer who seeks help and encounters Jesus. But the savior wasn’t what he expected. 

Jesus was black.

“Have you heard my story?” Jesus asked. “I was arrested by a mob of angry government officials and beaten for a crime I didn’t commit. That shit doesn’t happen to white people.” 

See the full segment from the BBC Three show “Famalam” in the clip above. 

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#1: Liberator    To: Willie Green (#0)

The degree of subversiveness and full-blown propaganda from your keyboard is officially out of hand, Willie.

Your plummet down from the top of Mount Sanity saddens me.

Liberator posted on 2018-04-18 14:16:55   Reply   Private Reply


#2: sneakypete    To: Willie Green (#0)

I think that's pretty funny,even if it's wrong.

Jesus was neither black nor white. He was a Semite.

sneakypete posted on 2018-04-18 16:18:18   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Justified    To: Willie Green (#0)

I do not know why people have a problem with Jesus being of Middle Eastern or Arab look? Which is neither white or black?

Justified posted on 2018-04-18 17:20:37   Reply   Private Reply


#4: GrandIsland    To: Willie Green (#0)

Jesus was black.

Potato bullshit.

GrandIsland posted on 2018-04-18 19:19:18   Reply   Private Reply


#5: buckeroo    To: GrandIsland (#4)

Potato bullshit.

I was wondering if you stil kill Americans as a matter of legal authority because GOD makes your attitude same YOU personally awesome/?

buckeroo posted on 2018-04-18 19:27:34   Reply   Private Reply


#6: GrandIsland    To: buckeroo (#5)

because GOD makes your attitude same YOU personally awesome/?

Try to speak English, when asking a question and not that 3rd world jungle bullshit you shout from shack to shack.

GrandIsland posted on 2018-04-18 21:48:54   Reply   Private Reply


#7: paraclete    To: Willie Green (#0)

Jesus is not stereotypical African with dreadies either

paraclete posted on 2018-04-18 23:07:21   Reply   Private Reply


#8: redleghunter    To: Liberator (#1)

The degree of subversiveness and full-blown propaganda from your keyboard is officially out of hand, Willie.

Your plummet down from the top of Mount Sanity saddens me.

Took the thought right out of my mind.

redleghunter posted on 2018-04-19 01:37:52   Reply   Private Reply


#9: redleghunter    To: Willie Green (#0)

Actually olive skinned to brown.

Like an Italian or Greek today.

redleghunter posted on 2018-04-19 01:39:12   Reply   Private Reply


#10: A Pole    To: sneakypete (#2)

Jesus was neither black nor white. He was a Semite.

Semites ARE white.

Probably you are confusing "white" with being Indo-European:

or maybe with Nordic/Germanic sub-race:

A Pole posted on 2018-04-19 03:58:28   Reply   Private Reply


#11: sneakypete    To: A Pole (#10)

Jesus was neither black nor white. He was a Semite.

Semites ARE white.

Goldie Hawn is Jewish and she sure looks white to me,but we are talking about 2,000 years ago. 2,000 years ago pretty much all Jews fit the stereotypical physical mold exaggerated and made so popular by the Nazi's. Dark (compared to the white people of northern Europe,anyway),with hook noses. Semites.

sneakypete posted on 2018-04-19 09:02:31   Reply   Private Reply


#12: A Pole    To: sneakypete (#11)

Goldie Hawn is Jewish and she sure looks white to me,but we are talking about 2,000 years ago. 2,000 years ago pretty much all Jews fit the stereotypical physical mold exaggerated and made so popular by the Nazi's. Dark (compared to the white people of northern Europe,anyway),with hook noses. Semites.

Civilized people of that time, ie Greeks, Latins and Iranians saw the northern barbarians with pigment deficiency as ugly and inferior.

Aquiline nose (also called a Roman nose or hook nose) was considered beautiful. Not the short pug nose.

A Pole posted on 2018-04-19 09:48:11   Reply   Private Reply