There has been a lot of talk over the past year of Chelsea Clinton following her mother and father into politics, but we can’t imagine that this is the kind of thing that launches a career into the stratosphere. As one conservative site humorously put it, it’s never a good day when you have to publicly deny that you worship Satan. But that’s exactly what Clinton was forced to do this week after her social media overtures to the official Church of Satan sent Twitter into a tizzy.
The trouble began on Tuesday. In a tweet to Chrissy Teigen (how does this idiot always wind up in the middle of things?), Chelsea wrote, “In 2017, @Church of Satan & I were put on a few threads together. In 2018, it’s…@Hooters. What a time to be alive Chrissy!”
In response, the Church of Satan tweeted, “The never ending excitement here is never ending.”
To this, Chelsea wrote: “It’s been so long! Happy New Year!”
The Church of Satan does not claim to literally worship the demonic presence of the Bible, but rather uses the name as a symbol for man’s “carnal” nature. They describe their religious ideology in this way:
We are the first above-ground organization in history openly dedicated to the acceptance of Man’s true nature—that of a carnal beast, living in a cosmos that is indifferent to our existence. To us, Satan is the symbol that best suits the nature of we who are carnal by birth—people who feel no battles raging between our thoughts and feelings, we who do not embrace the concept of a soul imprisoned in a body. He represents pride, liberty, and individualism—qualities often defined as Evil by those who worship external deities, who feel there is a war between their minds and emotions.
The exchange led many on social media to wonder aloud if Chelsea worshiped the Devil or, in any case, identified with the Church of Satan’s ideology. This forced Chelsea to defend herself, claiming to be a Methodist with a Jewish husband but insisting that it was possible to be respectful to those with different beliefs.
“Oh goodness gracious,” she wrote. “We can be civil, cheerful, and respectful to and friends with people who don’t share our religious beliefs. Sometimes we even marry them. I’m a Methodist and my husband is Jewish, thank you very much.”
In any case, Chelsea now has a possible campaign slogan to launch her political career. CHELSEA CLINTON: I Don’t Literally Worship the Devil!
Which, in fairness, still has a better ring to it than “Stronger Together.”
Poster Comment:
The idiot voters from New Yarkansas will be her abettors as she follows in her evil mother's footsteps. Look for Chuckie or Hillibrand to pass on mysteriously.
Chelsea dines with her infamous mother often where they eat a baby or two.
The only way to end the evil Clinton dynasty is to see where they sleep and then creep up on them with a silver spike and hammer.
#1: A K A Stone To: IbJensen (#0)
A K A Stone posted on 2018-01-07 09:15:02 Reply Private Reply
#2: IbJensen To: A K A Stone (#1)
IbJensen posted on 2018-01-07 09:29:14 Reply Private Reply
#3: sneakypete To: IbJensen (#0)
You're just trying to cheer me up.
sneakypete posted on 2018-01-07 10:05:21 Reply Private Reply
#4: Hondo68 To: IbJensen, *The Two Parties ARE the Same* (#0)
Chelsea is NOT a witch, she's switching to Republican and running for office?
Hondo68 posted on 2018-01-07 10:48:29 Reply Private Reply
#5: A K A Stone To: hondo68 (#4)
Consistently taking shots at conservatives and making excuses for commies. Par for the course butt boy.
A K A Stone posted on 2018-01-07 10:51:03 Reply Private Reply
#6: Liberator To: A K A Stone (#1)
Present tense.
We know people think this "She's-a-Satanist" stuff is just hyperbole....but it's not.
MANY of these Elites are deeply into the Occult. INCLUDING of course, the Bushes. These Elites are among those within the London-DC-Hollywood Triangle of Ritual Pedophilia.
The world got a preview of their satanic activities and ceremonial practices, thanks to Wikileaks and Hitlery's confidant John Podesta and their Black Hostess, Marina Abramovic (somehow the MSM and Social Media have all but buried these shockingly sick activities from blowingup, as well as quashing "Pizzagate".)
Here's a good reminder/overview from Mark Dice:
Liberator posted on 2018-01-07 10:51:55 Reply Private Reply
#7: goldilucky To: IbJensen (#0)
And yes, it does not surprise me one bit to hear that Chelsea and her mother eat human babies (human babies used for sacrifice during Thanksgiving and Christmas). Cannibalism is not only a part of their culture but of a religious sect that is downright demonic. These people have no soul at all. They are already dead.
goldilucky posted on 2018-01-07 13:07:41 Reply Private Reply
#8: Hank Rearden To: IbJensen (#0)
Hank Rearden posted on 2018-01-07 13:18:25 Reply Private Reply
#9: IbJensen To: goldilucky (#7)
IbJensen posted on 2018-01-07 13:49:14 Reply Private Reply
#10: itsjustplants To: (#0)
Never needed to comment before, but this one is just too good to pass up.
I think Ms. Webb Hubbell Jr. has some explaining to do
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5b5vod/why_is_chelsea_clinton_weari ng_an_inverted_cross/
Ok thanks for all the years of entertainment, guys, but I'll probably go back to lurking now. Great thread, by the way.
-edited because I misspelled 'Hubbell'
itsjustplants posted on 2018-01-07 18:06:17 Reply Private Reply
#11: BorisY To: IbJensen (#0)
The 1sT Thing To go
Your soul
Love
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All The followers Too
BorisY posted on 2018-01-07 18:27:42 Reply Private Reply
#12: Hondo68 To: Triad Claw, BorisY, Satanic conspiracy family (#11)
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Hondo68 posted on 2018-01-07 19:17:29 Reply Private Reply
#13: Tooconservative To: IbJensen (#0)
Well, you recall that she left the Southern Baptist church before her parents did back when she was just 6yo because they opposed abortion. She was just your average 6yo abortion rights fanatic.
I have enjoyed this Xlinton story because it reminds me of that asshole LBJ.
“Christ, we can’t get a way calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”
“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”
Tooconservative posted on 2018-01-07 23:21:47 Reply Private Reply
#14: sneakypete To: itsjustplants (#10)
That's not Howdy Doody Jr. It's an attractive woman not wearing any makeup.
sneakypete posted on 2018-01-08 02:32:28 Reply Private Reply
#15: sneakypete To: hondo68 (#12)
sneakypete posted on 2018-01-08 02:34:18 Reply Private Reply
#16: IbJensen To: hondo68 (#12)
Wow! Just Wow!!!!
IbJensen posted on 2018-01-08 07:12:56 Reply Private Reply
#17: Jameson To: IbJensen (#0)
Should be posted under "Humor"
more ridiculous than "The Onion"
Jameson posted on 2018-01-08 07:53:29 Reply Private Reply
#18: A K A Stone To: Jameson (#17)
No you don't openly worship. But you still serve him here on earth.
A K A Stone posted on 2018-01-08 09:38:32 Reply Private Reply
#19: Jameson To: A K A Stone (#18)
I don't believe in Satan.
Jameson posted on 2018-01-08 12:06:53 Reply Private Reply
#20: Fred Mertz To: Jameson (#19)
He spells his name A K A Satan.
Fred Mertz posted on 2018-01-08 12:10:33 Reply Private Reply
#21: Jameson To: Fred Mertz (#20)
Stone is ok......when he's sober.
Jameson posted on 2018-01-08 12:12:35 Reply Private Reply
#22: Fred Mertz To: Jameson (#21)
Fred Mertz posted on 2018-01-08 12:18:02 Reply Private Reply
#23: Jameson To: Fred Mertz (#22)
Perhaps he is.....but most of my friends who smoke are pretty mellow when high.
Stone tends to become that angry drunk at the end of the bar, at times.
Jameson posted on 2018-01-08 12:22:04 Reply Private Reply
#24: Fred Mertz To: Jameson (#23)
You make good points, he can be a mean SOB. Doctor, I'll concede to your diagnosis.
My pothead friends are happy and mellow too.
It might be the whisky for him, probably not beer.
Fred Mertz posted on 2018-01-08 12:30:47 Reply Private Reply
#25: Jameson To: Fred Mertz (#24)
I dunno.....
I guessing MD2020 or Wild-I
Jameson posted on 2018-01-08 12:52:11 Reply Private Reply
#26: Hondo68 To: Fred Mertz, Jameson (#24)
Hondo68 posted on 2018-01-08 14:57:32 Reply Private Reply
#27: BorisY To: sneakypete (#15)
GeT The pollution ouT
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boris
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Daily
BorisY posted on 2018-01-08 15:50:27 Reply Private Reply