All Conspiracies Cancelled Until After The Holidays

Source: The Conspiracy Times
Published: Dec 19, 2017
Author: F N Dolt
Post Date: 2017-12-19 07:06:37 by Gatlin
Views: 1886

The Conspiracy Times -

Ruefully, and rightly as it truly is this time of the year it “tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.” And for it be jolly, the Board of Directors for Conspiracy Generator Incorporated has joined with Deckard, a longtime promoter of conspiracies at Liberty’sFlame.com, to announced that all conspiracies are cancelled until after the holidays. There “won’t be any smoking guns” expected until mid-January. This is good news for our readers because there has always been too much smoke and too few guns.

There are plenty of juicy titbits being generated with many more programmed to be introduced containing lots of ambiguous words and mysterious happenings. This publication regrets that during the hiatus there will be intriguing factual news, but none of which the conspiracy-mongers want to hear. Until further notice all incongruent letters or photographs can and will be dismissed as a fake, forged by the unauthorized pro-truthere thus providing further proof of their wickedness, ingenuity and willingness to stop at nothing to destroy the validity of conspiracies and present factual happenings.

Superficially, conspiracy theory freaks and pro-truthers look at things differently. The conspiracy theory freaks insist that they are bent on uncovering the real truth, while members of the famous Canary Clan shrug their shoulders, suggesting such conspiracies truth doesn’t really exist, can never be known and doesn’t really matter anyway. The conspiracy theory freaks brushes off inconvenient facts as bogus, while members of the Canary Clan says they have “alternative facts” of their own. But in the end, the conspiracy theory freaks dismiss the hard, established evidence that is the basis of reason. Sad.

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#1: Gatlin    To: All (#0)

Hmmm….

I just looked at the numerous latest article postings by Deckard and therefore I have come to the conclusion the newspaper article I posted here must be fake news.

Sorry about that …

Gatlin posted on 2017-12-19 07:14:30   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Deckard    To: Gatlin (#0)

conspiracy theory freaks

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"Conspiracy theory" is usually used as a pejorative label, meaning paranoid, nutty, marginal, and certainly untrue. The power of this pejorative is that it discounts a theory by attacking the motivations and mental competence of those who advocate the theory.

By labeling an explanation of events "conspiracy theory," evidence and argument are dismissed because they come from a mentally or morally deficient personality, not because they have been shown to be incorrect.

Calling an explanation of events "conspiracy theory" means, in effect, "We don't like you, and no one should listen to your explanation." In earlier eras other pejorative labels, such as "heresy," "witchery," and "communism" also worked like this. The charge of "conspiracy theory" is not so severe as these other labels, but in its way is many times worse.

Heresy, witchcraft, and communism at least retain some sense of potency. They designate ideas to be feared. "Conspiracy theory" implies that the ideas and their advocates are simple-minded or insane.

All such labels implicitly define a community of orthodox believers and try to banish or shun people who challenge orthodox beliefs. Members of the community who are sympathetic to new thoughts might shy away from the new thoughts and join in the shunning due to fear of being tainted by the pejorative label.

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Deckard posted on 2017-12-19 07:19:32   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Gatlin    To: Deckard (#2)

Thanks.

Posting the copy and paste spam you instantly recovered from your readily available trash file was unnecessary. For all I need to know about the type of person a conspiracy theorist freak is and to understand that he has sub-level intelligence as well as an extremely morbid outlook on life....I have already learned from you by simply reading your posts. All further reinforcement stupidity you may continue to present will merely be considered as “information overload” and not considered.

So, again….thanks anyway.

Gatlin posted on 2017-12-19 07:52:53   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Deckard    To: Gatlin (#3)

conspiracy theorist freak

Your further attempt to make the term something derogatory again displays your complete sheep-like devotion to the State. What I posted is a solid rebuttal to your rabid hatred of those who question the official narrative of events.

"Conspiracy theory" is a weaponized term used to stifle and shut down rational debate - something you are quite good at.

"Calling an explanation of events "conspiracy theory" means, in effect, "We don't like you, and no one should listen to your explanation.""

Posting the copy and paste spam...

When did you become the forum nanny?

Gatlin-speak - Spam: anything I can't understand.

I'll rate that right up there with your laughable "fake news" and "yellow journalism" memes.

You know what? You really are a simpering little weasel.

Deckard posted on 2017-12-19 08:04:50   Reply   Private Reply


#5: tpaine    To: All those who support bureaucracy, --- gatlin, misterwhite, grandisland, etc.. (#2)

A conspiracy theorist is someone who questions the statements of known liars.

It's hard to find anyone involved in our current bureaucracy, -- or who supports it, -- who isn't lying, at least to themselves..

tpaine posted on 2017-12-19 12:00:43   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Deckard    To: tpaine (#5)

There's no conspiracy by the left to bring down Trump - it's just a few random misguided souls.

Nope - no conspiracy there - at least according to Gatlin.

Deckard posted on 2017-12-19 13:10:28   Reply   Private Reply


#7: paraclete    To: Gatlin (#0)

so another conspiracy to end the reporting of conspiracies, just when we would be getting to discuss the conspiracy of hiding the existence of aliens

I'll say it again it is a conspiracy

paraclete posted on 2017-12-19 20:01:56   Reply   Private Reply