My near death out of body experience

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Published: Jul 27, 2017
Author: me
Post Date: 2017-07-27 18:30:26 by no gnu taxes
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I was on the operating table being put under anesthesia. All of a sudden I found my self drifting towards a bright light in the distance. I kept getting closer and closer.

Then suddenly I was playing halfback for the Detroit Lions in a tough game against the Packers. Stafford handed me the ball facing a a packer defense stacked against the run, but I made a determined, hard fought run for a 5 yard gain.

However, at the end of the run, I was slammed down hard by a Green Bay defender. I knew a flag would be tossed, but none was. I got up furious at the lack of a call, waving my arms and shouting wildly.

Then I found myself drifting back into the darkness. The next thing I knew, I was in recovery. I heard a doctor say, "he'll be okay except for some temporary numbness in his feet.

This was life changing. i'll never be the same again.

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#1: Tooconservative    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

If you find yourself drifting unconscious toward a bright light and discover that you've ended up in Detroit, you've obviously died and gone to hell.

Tooconservative posted on 2017-07-27 18:57:09   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Vicomte13    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Were you a pro ball player?

Vicomte13 posted on 2017-07-27 20:09:45   Reply   Private Reply


#3: misterwhite    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Well? What was the final score?

misterwhite posted on 2017-07-27 20:53:47   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Hank Rearden    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Did you autograph any little boys' balls?

Oh, wait - that's the Pope dream. Never mind.

Hank Rearden posted on 2017-07-27 21:24:47   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Stoner    To: Hank Rearden (#4)

" Did you autograph any little boys' balls?

Oh, wait - that's the Pope dream. Never mind. "

LOL !!

Sick, but funny !

Stoner posted on 2017-07-27 22:35:22   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Pinguinite    To: Tooconservative (#1)

If you find yourself drifting unconscious toward a bright light and discover that you've ended up in Detroit, you've obviously died and gone to hell.

ROFL!

Pinguinite posted on 2017-07-28 00:13:44   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Vicomte13    To: no gnu taxes (#0)

In your normal life at some point before you had the operation and had your OOB, had you been a professional football player?

Vicomte13 posted on 2017-07-28 07:15:11   Reply   Private Reply


#8: no gnu taxes    To: Vicomte13 (#7)

no

no gnu taxes posted on 2017-07-28 12:08:35   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Vicomte13    To: no gnu taxes (#8)

Ok. But in your experience you went to the playing field of a pro-ball game, and you were a player, yes?

Vicomte13 posted on 2017-07-28 14:22:55   Reply   Private Reply