NASA unveils plan to test asteroid defense technique

Source: SINN
Published: Jul 2, 2017
Author: Nerdly Derlinger (Bernie's cousin)
Post Date: 2017-07-02 09:52:21 by Anthem
Views: 2766

Hitting asteroids with projectiles is intended to alter the path, or break up smaller targets.

One anonymous source at NASA, Bernie Derlinger, stated that the project is experiencing smoe delays due to problems getting the hyperspace button to work.

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#1: misterwhite    To: Anthem (#0)

One anonymous source at NASA, Bernie Derlinger, stated that the project is experiencing smoe delays due to problems getting the hyperspace button to work.

"Ludicrous speed!"

misterwhite posted on 2017-07-02 10:03:31   Reply   Private Reply


#2: misterwhite    To: Anthem (#0)

NASA unveils plan to test asteroid defense technique

Oh, great. Let's pick a large asteroid in a safe trajectory and see if we can alter it's path. What can possibly go wrong?

misterwhite posted on 2017-07-02 10:06:20   Reply   Private Reply


#3: A K A Stone    To: misterwhite (#2)

A K A Stone posted on 2017-07-02 10:16:33   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Pinguinite    To: misterwhite (#2)

Oh, great. Let's pick a large asteroid in a safe trajectory and see if we can alter it's path. What can possibly go wrong?

Nothing could possibly go wrong.... as long as we take the program away from NASA and give it to some cops.

Right?

Pinguinite posted on 2017-07-02 10:39:42   Reply   Private Reply


#5: misterwhite    To: Pinguinite (#4)

Nothing could possibly go wrong.... as long as we take the program away from NASA and give it to some cops.

Sure. I have yet to read a story where cops confused the metric system with the English system and crashed a $125 million probe into Mars.

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#6: Pinguinite    To: misterwhite (#5)

Sure. I have yet to read a story where cops confused the metric system with the English system and crashed a $125 million probe into Mars.

Well, I'm sure if a cop was involved in the effort, you'd find a way to blame Mars for the crash.

Pinguinite posted on 2017-07-02 12:08:54   Reply   Private Reply