Tuesday Humor: Holland Introduces Itself To President Trump 'Bigly'
by Tyler Durden
Jan 24, 2017
As the whole world watched the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States and heard his address that from now on it was "America first," the European nation of Holland asked politely "can you make The Netherlands second?" As they explain in the clip below, "because we realize it's better for us to get along, we decided to introduce our tiny country to you... in a way that will probably appeal to you the most."
"Our country was founded by William of Orange, who fought against the Spanish. The Spanish were total scumbags. They fought against us for 80 years but they could't beat us... couldn't do it. Total losers." "We've got this scandalous tradition of Black Pete. It's the most offensive racist thing you've ever seen... you'll love it." "And we also have a disabled politician for you to make fun of..." "We speak Dutch. It's the best language in Europe. It's got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish... total disaster. German... it't not even a real language, it's fake.."
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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-24/tuesday-humor-holland-introduces-itself-president-trump-bigly
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Captain Chlamydia Joe A
Jan 24, 2017
Well, I was born 30 miles from Amsterdam and I still live there. I brew a Fantastic beer and know how to make the perfect cannabis sigarette. If you are ever in the neighborhood, contact me.
But, yes, we are FUCKED by the EU, Fucked by the banksters, Fucked by our own politicians, Fucked by our King and Queen. Hell, we even got Fucked by Ze Germans.
We were the first to start trading slaves, but we were also the first (!) one that quit trading slaves. And we were only marginally active in the slave trading business. Gives us a break. We are under sea level. Any more migrants and this beautiful country will sink.
CompassionateCo...
Jan 24, 2017
Trump is such a sick nazi that Holland is just doing this hoping that he won't invade like Adolf Hitler, the most evil man ever, did. You know, Hitler, the guy who personally GASSED 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 totally INNOCENT Christ-killing, mass media owning, world finance controlling, gun grabbing, mass immigration cheerleading, mass murdering, bolsheviks with common corner store bug spray during the HOLYHOAX which occurred in like the 1970s. It's so FUCKING SAD that we now have good progressive nations with open borders in Europe kowtowing to this racist, sexist, nazi FUCK! #womensmarch #shariaforamerica #endwhitepeople
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jewish_master Captain Chlamydia
Jan 24, 4
the shittiest weather on earth
Joe A jewish_master
Jan 24, 2017
No, that has to be the UK really. At least in Europe. Somewhere in the Himalayas there is a place where it rains 90% of the time.
But the cold wet wind in NL can be a bitch. I had some colleagues once coming from Norway that said they preferred the minus 35 C they have over our 5 degree wet wind shit.
But there is nothing prettier than a dry cold day in NL and everybody on their skates on the ice
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