To: EinNYC
Email I received 10 minutes ago.
Fight mental illness
Do You Know Someone Suffering From “Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder” (TURD)?
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.
For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.
Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.
Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
15 posted on 1/16/2017 10:06:02 AM by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
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#1: paraclete To: BorisY (#0)
paraclete posted on 2017-01-16 17:04:07 Reply Private Reply
#2: rlk To: BorisY (#0)
Yes, about half the people in this country.
rlk posted on 2017-01-16 18:44:03 Reply Private Reply
#3: Hondo68 To: BorisY, GOP assassin released on parole (#0)
Republican, John Hinckley, was recently released from prison on parole...
He's only shot one Republican President so far.
Nothing to see here, move along!
Hondo68 posted on 2017-01-16 21:57:51 Reply Private Reply
#4: Mudboy Slim To: BorisY, Biff Tannen, war, Willie Green, Fred Mertz, meguro, Slickz Willie, Hillaryz-a-MOEron, HUMAtastesYUMMY!! (#0)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Well, I BELIEVE I'm ecstatic that the ObamaNation is all but DEAD...
Aside from Slick Willie and Jimmy Carter, THE WORST POTUS in MUDZ lifetime, BAR NONE!!
420,000 FREE joints being handed out in DeeCee on Friday...
Gonna B a C.Hill'd crowd @ TRUMPZ coronation...LOL!!!
C.U. in DEE Cee, y'all...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-17 09:47:25 Reply Private Reply
#5: Stoner To: rlk (#2)
If we are lucky, they will play Russian Roulette with a full cylinder.
Stoner posted on 2017-01-17 10:39:35 Reply Private Reply