I LOVE this ! :
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "A gallon would be good."
#1: ConservingFreedom To: Stoner (#0)
ConservingFreedom posted on 2016-08-28 14:13:17 Reply Private Reply
#2: Stoner To: ConservingFreedom (#1)
LOL, yeah, I would want them to have all they needed. And I would want to get home to watch it, and record it.
Stoner posted on 2016-08-28 15:06:59 Reply Private Reply
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,"
and then, he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Stoner posted on 2016-08-28 19:55:11 Reply Private Reply