Timmy Crawford of Ames, Iowa, who had been missing for 2 weeks was found Monday and returned to his grateful family. "We didn't know whether to spank him or hug him," said his tearful mother. After a hot bath, his favorite meal, and a special dessert, Timmy was then turned over to the custody of the Ames police department who charged him with the the brutal murder and decapitation of 9 college coeds. "We've got him dead to rights," said police chief Tom Wharton. "His fingerprints are all over the sorority house and we found the heads in his treehouse. The kid will get the needle for sure."
Missing 9 year old found and returned to family
| Source: | None |
| Published: | Jul 12, 2016 |
| Author: | news |
| Post Date: | 2016-07-12 08:00:37 by no gnu taxes |
| Views: | 1011 |
#1: BobCeleste To: no gnu taxes (#0)
BobCeleste posted on 2016-07-12 08:21:04 Reply Private Reply
#2: Stoner To: no gnu taxes (#0)
A 9 year old is supposed to have done that ??
Is this from the Onion ?
Stoner posted on 2016-07-12 10:38:53 Reply Private Reply
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no gnu taxes posted on 2016-07-12 18:19:07 Reply Private Reply
#4: Stoner To: no gnu taxes (#3)
I just noticed there was no source. Did you just make this up ?
Stoner posted on 2016-07-13 07:20:31 Reply Private Reply
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