'Stoned' sheep go on 'psychotic rampage' after eating cannabis plants dumped in Welsh village

Source: Brisbane Times
Published: May 26, 2016
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2016-05-26 05:12:09 by Roscoe
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Sheep are feared to have gone on a "psychotic rampage" after eating cannabis plants dumped in a Welsh village.

The remains of an illegal cannabis factory were illegally dumped, and worried locals fear the sheep have been munching the plants.

County councillor Ioan Richard raised the alarm, saying the sheep have been "roaming the village" causing havoc by breaking into homes.

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#1: Gatlin    To: Roscoe (#0)

Was it "medical" or "recreational" cannabis?

Gatlin posted on 2016-05-26 06:08:03   Reply   Private Reply

#2: GrandIsland    To: Gatlin (#1)

Sheep turned into annoying and disruptive Paultard sheep. Shoot them and stack them in the freezer before they become farmestic terrorist sheep.

GrandIsland posted on 2016-05-26 07:37:40   Reply   Private Reply

#3: misterwhite    To: Roscoe (#0)

"Sheep are feared to have gone on a "psychotic rampage"

"When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction."

"I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill."

misterwhite posted on 2016-05-26 10:10:32   Reply   Private Reply

#4: A Pole    To: Roscoe (#0)

Perhaps it was beer?

A Pole posted on 2016-05-26 11:49:44   Reply   Private Reply

#5: ConservingFreedom    To: Roscoe (#0)

A Swansea Council spokesman said it acted swiftly to clear the cannabis remains, but could not confirm if any sheep had eaten the plants.

'Leanne Philips, a barmaid at the Masons Arms in the village of Rhydypandy, told the Daily Beast: "We haven’t got any psychotic sheep here – at least they are no worse than they usually are. There are always sheep in and out of people’s gardens."' - www.thedailybeast.com/art...sleepy-welsh-village.html

ConservingFreedom posted on 2016-05-26 13:18:32   Reply   Private Reply

#6: misterwhite    To: Roscoe (#0)

It appears as though ConservingFreedom won't be convinced unless there's an autopsy. Even then he'll argue it could have been other substances in the sheep's stomach.

I'm looking for a $39 study that shows it had to be the pot.

misterwhite posted on 2016-05-26 13:53:23   Reply   Private Reply

#7: VxH    To: Roscoe (#0)

VxH posted on 2016-05-26 14:17:18   Reply   Private Reply

#8: ConservingFreedom    To: misterwhite (#6)

It appears as though ConservingFreedom won't be convinced unless there's an autopsy.

There are conflicting reports on whether the sheep were acting any differently, and there's no evidence they ate any cannabis - other than that, the case is airtight.

ConservingFreedom posted on 2016-05-26 14:55:58   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Roscoe    To: ConservingFreedom (#8)

conflicting reports

A barmaid said no sheep dropped in for a drink.

Roscoe posted on 2016-05-26 14:59:27   Reply   Private Reply

#10: ConservingFreedom    To: Roscoe (#9)

But a horse did walk into the bar ...

ConservingFreedom posted on 2016-05-26 15:01:16   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Roscoe    To: misterwhite (#6)

Proof:

Roscoe posted on 2016-05-26 15:08:29   Reply   Private Reply

#12: calcon    To: Roscoe (#0)

It's just friggin amazing how much time people on this site post nonsense about weed.

No one needs to get stoned more then the numbnuts on this website.

calcon posted on 2016-05-26 17:15:56   Reply   Private Reply

#13: misterwhite    To: Roscoe (#11)

The Psychotic Rampaging Sheep would be a good name for a rock band.

misterwhite posted on 2016-05-27 08:58:07   Reply   Private Reply