image credit: SF Gate
DHS must be throwing office parties nationwide, as Americans call police to report kids playing the "Assassin" water gun game.
NH police, said the game poses a threat to public safety and has resulted in a rise in suspicious person calls. Neighbors are calling police to report 'suspicious activity'.
DHS's "See Something Say Something" program is out of control, it's created a nation of spies.
"Police departments nationwide have seen the consequences of teenagers sneaking around with water guns..." East Kingston Chief Timothy J. Connell said.
DHS must be thrilled, as schools encourage students to snitch on anyone caught playing "Assassins."
"Hunter College High School is warning seniors it could ban them from prom or graduation — or even snitch to college admission officers — if they're caught playing a popular toy-gun game in or near the school building."
"You should be aware that any students found playing the game within the school or in the immediate vicinity of the building will receive disciplinary consequences" Hunter College High School Principal Tony Fisher said.
In 2015 the dangerous "Assassins" game lasted for two weeks in San Francisco, where anyone could be a target!
The SF Gate reported, the only "safe zones" for participants are the city block in which they work, all public transit, hospitals and government buildings and inside bars (but not restaurants). So if you're walking down the street and someone charges by with a super soaker, you know why.
WikiHow describes how to play "Assassin" using Super Soakers, socks, water balloons etc.
"Commonly used weapons are sharpies, spoons, nerf and water guns, toy swords, cardboard tubes, water balloons, socks, etc."
image credit: WikiHow
Let that sink in, people across the country are calling police to report kids with water balloons, super soakers etc.
Another example of government overreaction; school officials suspend a kindergartener for bringing a plastic bubble gun to school!
image credit: ABC7 NY
Please America, stop living in fear! That kid with a water balloon isn't a SUSPICIOUS PERSON!
#1: GrandIsland To: Deckard (#0)
Yeah, after 20 years of wiping the nose of the scared dysfunctional sheep of society, I retired as quick as I could. Responding to rubber dogshit calls got old... and I definitely learned to hate humanity from my 20 years of dealing with Deckards. However, when you get the call to check out kids being kids, YOU GO TO THE CALL. It's not the cops fault that the average human being is a helpless scared BITCH.
GrandIsland posted on 2016-05-20 18:47:46 Reply Private Reply
#2: Gatlin To: GrandIsland (#1)
He is not going to understand that.
Gatlin posted on 2016-05-20 19:32:13 Reply Private Reply
#3: Deckard To: Gatlin, GrandIsland (#2)
Oh, I understand that perfectly - you two are shining examples of Amerikan sheeple.
Deckard posted on 2016-05-20 20:50:58 Reply Private Reply
#4: jeremiad To: Deckard (#0)
jeremiad posted on 2016-05-20 21:10:57 Reply Private Reply
#5: GrandIsland To: jeremiad (#4)
They need two things to do that. A specific law they can charge for and INTENT to falsely report. 99% of these are ignoramus people that really think they were calling the greatest emergency known to sheeple.
Arresting people who call with good intentions but ignorant will result in people being afraid to call police and you will see crime rise. Besides, then Deckard will be an asshole and bitch about how the police are so mean that they now arrest old people for calling the cops.
OMG... So what, the cops were called. Live with it. It wasn't you that had to listen to the ignorant sheep.
GrandIsland posted on 2016-05-21 00:00:09 Reply Private Reply
#6: Deckard To: jeremiad (#4)
I thought that was already the policy.
Don't 911 operators have some discretion when it comes to handling obviously bogus emergencies.
Seems to me the cops would be smart enough to figure out that no crime was being committed.
Deckard posted on 2016-05-21 00:07:46 Reply Private Reply
#7: GrandIsland To: Deckard (#6)
If you can do it better, asshole, then by all means, put the bong down and be a 911 dispatcher, a responding officer and the ADA instead of being a internet Paultard. Show us all how Huey can fix the countries problems by running the show.
GrandIsland posted on 2016-05-21 00:25:30 Reply Private Reply
#8: Fred Mertz To: GrandIsland (#7)
Fred Mertz posted on 2016-05-21 01:04:12 Reply Private Reply
#9: GrandIsland To: Fred Mertz (#8)
Like most bullshit that runs out your mouth, you are wrong. Ive passed every psychological test I've been given. I've passed every drug screen... every polygraph. Just because I loath weak sheep that require drugs or welfare to survive, I'm crazy? I'd say your propensity to think that's crazy is a very good indication that you're a filthy libtard.
GrandIsland posted on 2016-05-21 08:45:51 Reply Private Reply
#10: BobCeleste To: Deckard (#0)
BobCeleste posted on 2016-05-21 10:27:27 Reply Private Reply
#11: BobCeleste To: Deckard (#3)
That is one of the many reasons both are in my BOZO file.
BobCeleste posted on 2016-05-21 10:28:43 Reply Private Reply