Great British Public Votes For New Royal Research Ship To Be Named ‘Boaty McBoatface’

Source: Breitbart
Published: Mar 21, 2016
Author: Liam Deacon
Post Date: 2016-03-21 08:38:02 by cranky
Views: 3584

A brand new, state of the art Arctic research ship is increasingly likely to be named the “RRS Boaty McBoatface”, after the British government had the bright idea of putting the naming process to a public vote.

“To celebrate the launch of our new research ship, we have launched the #NameOurShip campaign. Currently we’re calling her ‘NPRV’, which isn’t very catchy! So we’re inviting you to suggest a name for her”, announced a fancy new website last week.

“Can you imagine one of the world’s biggest research labs travelling to the Antarctic with your suggested name proudly emblazoned on the side?” touted Science Minister Jo Johnson upon the vote’s launch.

However, thanks to the familiar wry humor and insincerity of the great British public, the plan might just have backfired.

Riding high in the polls, with more that twice the number of votes of any other suggestion, is “RRS Boaty McBoatface”. Followed by the equally insincere suggestions of RRS Pingu, RRS Usain Boat and RRS Big Floaty Thing.

According to convention, such great British vessels are named after endeavoring and renowned explorers and adventurers.

A more serious suggestion, in line with this tradition, is the Sir Ranulph Fiennes, named after the writer, explorer and holder of several endurance records. The Guinness Book of World Records named him as the world greatest living explorer in 1984.

Sir Ranulph told the Daily Mail: “May the best Pingu win.”

The £200 million Polar research vessel will be Britain’s biggest and most advance research ship yet, and is currently being constructed in Cammell Laird, Birkenhead.

The ship will weigh 15,000 tonnes, have 20 science labs on board, and will carry nine double-decker buses’ worth of scientific equipment.

Once complete in 2019, it will travel to the Arctic to carry out important research in polar environments using robotic, satellite and underwater monitoring technology, in order to investigate the alleged impact of supposedly changing global sea-levels.

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#1: paraclete    To: cranky (#0)

Can't see why they wouldn't name it RRS Big Red, there are no penguins "Pingu" in the Arctic

paraclete posted on 2016-03-21 08:46:32   Reply   Private Reply


#2: sneakypete    To: paraclete (#1)

What's wrong with Big Floaty Thing?

sneakypete posted on 2016-03-21 08:51:35   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Pinguinite    To: sneakypete (#2)

What's wrong with Big Floaty Thing?

Yes, I like that one much better. Boaty McBoatface is stupid.

Pinguinite posted on 2016-03-21 11:33:26   Reply   Private Reply


#4: sneakypete    To: Pinguinite (#3)

Boaty McBoatface is stupid.

The whole idea of asking the public to name government ships is stupid.

sneakypete posted on 2016-03-21 17:24:32   Reply   Private Reply


#5: SOSO    To: Pinguinite, sneakypete (#3)

It should be Scrotie Mcboogerballs.

SOSO posted on 2016-03-21 19:14:10   Reply   Private Reply


#6: sneakypete    To: SOSO (#5)

It should be Scrotie Mcboogerballs.

Knowing the British,I'm surprised a name like "Semen Wanker" wasn't one of the top picks.

sneakypete posted on 2016-03-21 19:18:31   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Pinguinite    To: SOSO (#5)

It should be Scrotie Mcboogerballs.

It may not be too late to submit new entries.

Pinguinite posted on 2016-03-22 00:45:06   Reply   Private Reply


#8: sneakypete    To: cranky, paraclete, Pinguinite, SOSO, all, *Humor* (#0)

WE HAVE A WINNER!

I heard a suggestion for the name of this ship on tv a short while ago. A local news crew were discussing it and naming names,and one of the proposed names mentioned was......

"The Breaking Wind".

Granted,it would be better if it were a sailing ship,but I have a hard time imagining a name more appropriate for a government ship.

sneakypete posted on 2016-03-22 12:43:30   Reply   Private Reply