Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.
Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.
Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).
As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.
Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months.
Anyone with information about the creepy nightcrawler is asked to contact police at (206) 684-5575.
#1: misterwhite To: All (#0)
misterwhite posted on 2016-03-15 09:59:50 Reply Private Reply
#2: Tooconservative To: misterwhite (#1)
Tooconservative posted on 2016-03-15 10:15:34 Reply Private Reply
#3: misterwhite To: TooConservative (#2)
Perhaps. But you're not going to charge this guy, are you? What did he do?
misterwhite posted on 2016-03-15 10:28:25 Reply Private Reply
#4: Stoner To: misterwhite (#1)
Stoner posted on 2016-03-15 10:30:02 Reply Private Reply
#5: misterwhite To: Stoner (#4)
I thought it was Deckard.
misterwhite posted on 2016-03-15 10:36:38 Reply Private Reply
#6: Fred Mertz To: misterwhite (#0)
Fred Mertz posted on 2016-03-15 10:48:08 Reply Private Reply
#7: Vicomte13 To: Fred Mertz (#6)
Vicomte13 posted on 2016-03-15 15:05:16 Reply Private Reply
#8: calcon To: misterwhite (#0)
and everyone laughed when Al Bundy created "god's shoes", first time I saw these 5 toed shoes I just burst out laughing.
calcon posted on 2016-03-15 15:12:56 Reply Private Reply
#9: calcon To: misterwhite (#0)
calcon posted on 2016-03-15 15:13:48 Reply Private Reply
#10: Deckard To: misterwhite (#5)
You're the only one on record here who claims he's doing nothing wrong.
Effing pervert.
Deckard posted on 2016-03-15 19:50:17 Reply Private Reply
#11: misterwhite To: Deckard (#10)
misterwhite posted on 2016-03-16 12:29:28 Reply Private Reply
#12: Hank Rearden To: misterwhite (#0)
Hank Rearden posted on 2017-01-20 11:24:17 Reply Private Reply
#13: Deckard To: misterwhite (#1)
You're the only one here claiming that.
Deckard posted on 2017-01-20 12:43:13 Reply Private Reply
#14: Deckard To: misterwhite (#11)
You have been the one defending perverts here at LF all along.
Does the name "Hastert" ring a bell?
Deckard posted on 2017-01-20 12:44:35 Reply Private Reply
#15: misterwhite To: Hank Rearden (#12)
He's a Libertarian (or is that libertine?) and believes that since no one is harmed by this activity it should be legal.
misterwhite posted on 2017-01-20 12:51:30 Reply Private Reply
#16: misterwhite To: Deckard (#14)
Sure. But he wasn't convicted of any perversion.
misterwhite posted on 2017-01-20 12:59:32 Reply Private Reply
#17: tpaine To: misterwhite, aka 'Mr Obsessed with Masturbation' (#0)
The poor creep has been writing about masturbation since the early years of FR.
tpaine posted on 2017-01-20 13:00:42 Reply Private Reply
#18: tpaine To: Hank Rearden, y'all, and 'Mr Obsessed With Masterbation' (#12)
Libertarians agree that laws against public masturbation are constitutional.
Only 'Mr Obsessed With Masterbation' raises this in order to satisfy his perversion with the subject.
tpaine posted on 2017-01-20 15:00:59 Reply Private Reply