My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
UPRISE...'cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Creepy Joe's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Patriots're Prison-bound?!
MUD wants...to give RATS many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all can blow yerselves!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all can blow yerselves!!

Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!!
Bein' FREE is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Life's Hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all can go to Hell!!

Mudboy Slim (September 18, 2004)

Thank you, Buckwheat...MUD

Joe's a spy fer China...
Leftists' Zeal's to SMITE FreeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Marxists dream BigGuv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally For OUR Nation!!

The Beacon for the World...
Pride of the Western Civilization...
We're warriors fightin' for Peace!!
Unleash the Wisdom derived via Liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally For OUR Nation!!

Youngkin's surgin' very well...
November TWO awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...Help Freedom Win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ sworn...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Biden's [like] a girl...Chi-Com Nancy, Marxist droid...
Lies about her own insurrections!!
Joe Biden LIES...for the DeeCee Swamp's side...
CNN's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout DemRATZ' stars...greedy bleeding hearts...
Joe's LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, we shall hear for years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' for OUR Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...Left chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due for Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption BREEDS 'cuz RAT-media WON'T know...
Still, good FReepers rule this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Winsome's surgin' very well...
November TWO awaits US!!
Joe's takin' a rest...T-Max just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

Regards...MUD

America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown...
Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!!
RATS take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!!
Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know Dem RATS ain't Right!!

Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...Broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!!
We see Kamala laughing...ghoulish tyrant hates 'cuz she's LAME!!
Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!!
Good workers, keep workin'...Liberation's nigh!!

(D-mon on keyboards...)

November day, righteous patriots rise...
RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!!
Folks, Truth is gonna defeat Joe...
Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!!
Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know Dem RATZ ain't Right!!

Mudboy Slim (1 October 2010)

Victimhood SELLS!!

Have a great weekend, y'all...MUD

Liberty makes me happy...
Sosh'lism...it is bad.
Lib'rals ain't never happy...
They're Marxists who are oh so mad...
Patriots must REJECT Left's SCAM!!
Just move on, you Chi-Com spies...
Left is WRONG...Come join the Right!!

Sing it out from the mountain tops...
"Liberty for the Meek!!"
Lib'ral fools love enslavement...
It's YOUR money Leftists seek!!
It's yer Freedom RATS seek!!
Just move on...Dem Marxists LIE!!
Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!

If we could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout DemRATZ' Tyranny...
Righteous shall ne'er bear it!!
Stand up fer Liberty!!
Stand tall because you're FRee!!
Just move on...Joe Biden's slime...
RATS are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!

Vote fer Life and Freedom!!
Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!!
We say, "Justice is Right On this time...
Joe LIES...his gig is up!!"
Down for FOOLS is UP!!
Can't move on...RATZ Treas'nous Spies!!
Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!

It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie...
Right must do it once again!!
Must fight Dem Lib'ral FEYries...
Fight fer TRUTH, my LF FRiends...
MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!!
Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!!
Left is WRONG...Come Join the Right!!

Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005)

The DemocRATic Party...Making Sure America is NEVER Great Again!!

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

RATS are knee-jerk RACISTS...
Left steals dreams and paychecks...
Makes ol' Mudboy ill!!
Media's nasty li'l quips...
Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips...
Because Left loathes when we act free!!
Biden's socialist dreams...
Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream...
"I wish RATS'd just leave US alone!!"
Because Left's dreams won't help US get jobs...
And Left's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!!
With RATS' Health Care failing...
Biden LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah...
Folks, WE're the O.N.E.!! We're the O.N.E.!!

Hey!! Heh heh!!
Yer wonderin' where to start...
True Right, we've been singing in the dark...
MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!"
But we've got Reagan on our minds...
RATS tell such desperate lies...
Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!!
Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time...
Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!!
Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATS wanna break you...
Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!!
And no matter where you post tonight or how far you run...
Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Freedom's fun...

Wo-o-oah...
Folks, we shall not miss...
'Cuz Liberty is our Right!!
We're Conservative!!
Those secret pacts RATS make...
Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!!
Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Oh, we're the O.N.E.!!
Folks, Freedom's fun!! No, we're not done!!
Folks, fight Left's scum!! Joe, we're the O.N.E.!!

(Syntaurz freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh) )8^D!!

Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)

BTW...**Operation Noble Eagle

The Capitol Police are run by Pelosi...
Of course they are corrupt!!

Regards...MUD

Umm...hmmm...um........um hmmmm...
Been FReepin' alone...
Thinking about our past...
Tryin' to do what's Right...
Gonna whup some RINO A$$!!
These tunes I'm hawkin'...
Never seem to lead nowhere!!
The World just ain't Just...vile Tyranny...
Freedom's gotta last...FReep for Liberty!!
It seems like FReedom...
Has never had this land so scair't!!

Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right could embolden you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But we fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant rubes!!

(Cool guitar jammin'...)

I wonder how much you love bein' free...
Let's whup some Lib'ral A$$...
We'll sing fer Liberty!!
'Cuz we love our Freedom...
Right's better than the Left, I swear!!
Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right would embolden you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But we fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant rubes!!

(MUD on harmonica, sweet guitar playin' by the Big Man)

Listen to me!!
I wonder why folks give up bein' FRee...
There's nuthin' more I want...than our Liberty!!
Freepers are rockin'...
And the Good Lord will help Right win!!
Right don't change...Justice shall be so!!
How I wish Truth would embolden you...
Let's FReep fer this Country's soul!!
Yes, I know most folks are lazy...
So, I'll fight this fight fer you!!
Becuz I want to...
Let's be BOLD and RATS are through!!
Nation, I'd do anything for you...
Right shall smite Dem impish fools!!
Umm hmmm...

Mudboy Slim (25 April 2005)

MUD

Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home...
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time...
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Joe Biden is their star!!
Yes, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

RATbot world loves our enemies...
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

Next, TerrieMac shall serve as MUD's prey...
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!

Sang we'll fught ev'ry Marxist...World's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!

Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded,
Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know RATS' Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of our Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
(eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the Guitar!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...
Still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...
Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Marxists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

Terrie knows what it's like...to be the bad man...
To be a mad man...REJECT Left's LIES!!

FReegards...MUD

High Time...MUD

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Dem Marxists are gonna FRY...
T-Mac's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Joe Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Biden Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Joe's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemocRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

Mudboy Slim (12/13/2002)

Regards...MUD

"Ripple!!"
(To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")

If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear MUDZ views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near, as if they were yer own?

I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken...
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, Syntaurz songs'll soon fill the air!!

Ripples in still water...
If Left feels no sense of loss...RATZ have no soul!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Joe why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."

Joe must be told...to take the highway...
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!!
Trump will make things RIGHT!!
And once Joe goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!

Ripples in still water...
When you fail to raise your voice...Dem RATZ won't know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Joe falls, y'all be on yer own!!
Patriots make yer stand...let the Right guide you.
Yes, MUD knows the way...we shall sing you home!!

La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...

MUD (8/17/98)

Becuz it is all a Power-grabbing scheme by the RATZ, Einstein...MUD

Libs, it's time to make a change...
Yer just dumb...Media's fault...
There's so much you still don't know.
FReep the World!! Save yer Town!!
Leftists want...vote 4 bennies...
But you see, CreepyJoe...he LIES badly!!

All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!!
RATS're Wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
RAT-media's slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
Freedom must prevail more tomorrow...
Righteous dreams are hot!!

Libs, please let Mudboy explain...
f Face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?!
We'll help Freedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!

(Nice little guitar breakout)

Libs, it's time you make a change...
Justice-bound, we'll FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Media's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer town!!
Tell yer friends, "Don't Vote Terrie!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!

Righteous right, fight with pride...
We weild the Truth...it's by design!!
Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!!
Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray!!
And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
I know...DemRATS don't know!!

Mudboy Slim

122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)

Regards...MUD

Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!!
MUD asked his friends to fight...
FReepers, it's now or never!!
Left makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terrie's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, T-Mac's lyin'!!

McAuliffe finally said, "All right!!
MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!!
MUD, Left ain't 'fraid to Fight, ah, oh...
So all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie...Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!"
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, FEYrie's cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terrie's LYIN'!!
Now Mudboy's been perturbed before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
RATZ are mean...they're little, just little whores (ahhh)
Joe's Marxist Band...whoo!!

MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie...Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!
'Cuz McAuliffe's a BedWetter!!"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'rals' whinin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Media's lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATS'll be cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Chi-Coms spyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Joe's resignin'!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

285 posted on 12/29/2002 9:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

This November shall be the Permanent Cure
for Pelosi as Speaker of the House.

Yep...

Have a Happy Hump Day...MUD

"Killin' Grannies and Smackin' Fannies...
The New York Mafia Goes Nation-Wide!!"

Sheeesh...MUD

BTW...Views: 117835

"Sheeple!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing your time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Biden and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do YOU get for pretendin' the Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONED Slick Willie!!
Your Socialist Media insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
This Prez'dent's workin' for Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Big Guv'ment's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That RATZ LIE!!
To preserve Peace...
We Must IGNORE Joe Biden's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Joe Biden has endangered this Entire Nation!!
Joe's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Joe HAS Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...
And then We'll make Dem Marxists Eyes Water!!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DeeCee with a SCREEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
Marxism's DEAD!!
Soon, RATZ we'll INDICT!!
In Jail, RATZ'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...T-MaxMUDZbi+C#!!

Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)

Regards...MUD

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs the Right to lead her...We'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! RATZ goons shall feel OUR might!!

Right's Winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Joe Biden must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Joe's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...
Right's Winning!!

Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!!
I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore DemRATZ protests...they love Power 'cuz Left's ALL VILE!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

The Biden RATZ are either MORONS or genuine anti-Americans...

In this instance, we have an example of an anti-American MORON!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate RATZ Marxist Power...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Joe Biden...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?!
Let's Impeach!! We'll CONVICT JOE!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
HELL YEAH!!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be too easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we learned Truth from Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got RATZ on the run!!
If you fear Freedom's in Danger...
You gotta help WHUP RATZ AlphaMale!!
Folks, WE're Gonna Git Joe Biden...
We'll Dethrone RATZ Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Joe Biden...
Trumpsters, gonna git Bill Clinton!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim
('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

Good questions, all...

Trump 2024...MUD

RATZ in the street, faces enmasked...more Statists causing BLIGHT!!
Claim they AIN'T fascists, but Left's brain cells R DEAD!!
Folks, Left's "men" R scair't 2 fight!!
Right knows Left LOVES Marxists' socialist ways...
But DeepState we all LOATHE together!!
Med'yuh keeps squawkin'...RATZ can't heed what MUD sings...
Lights ON!! Dem rodents just SCATTER!!

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things OUR way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

MUDZ always listened to all points of view...
Guv'ment we've tried to mend.
And MUDZ always been a patient man...
But MY patience has reached its end!!
RATZ sell U.S. grievances...MUD ain't gonna buy!!
RATS swear DeeCee does it better...
Well, Lib'rals, Homey ain't home...
Limbaugh's Legions have GROWN!!
Gotta Prez'dent who plays a bed-wetter!!

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things "(R)" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

(BigMan on guitar lead...)

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things OUR way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!

Good morning...New Day!!
Time U'all try things "(R)" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ deal in Tyranny!!

Mudboy Slim (5 July 2017)

IMPEACH CUOMO NOW...MUD

Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left.
Biden LIES to hisself...Country must re-find itself!!
Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!!
Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"
DemRATS're fiendish Marxist SCUM...we know RATS ain't Right!!
I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!
Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Joe feelin' our pain...
Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Lib'ralism's been shamed!!
All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!
Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing ain't cowed!!
Justice, it's the price we pay...
Must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!
RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!

Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down...
When they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm...
Donald John Trump Shall Devolve Power...
And the FreeWorld shall stand proud!!

FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do...
RATZ don't understand 'bout OUR Freedoms they eschew!!
It's been so long since Reagan's [been] gone...
Dutch's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...
Perhaps Right forgot to Cut Guv'ment...
'Cuz Trumpsterz, I know there's more to life than this!!
Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...
"You live with bold passion...US patriots'll get what we deserve!!"
CreepyJoe, he's LYIN'!! DemRATZ committed war crimes!!
RATS been takin' but ain't been earnin'...
Right's been leeched upon for all time!!
Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...
We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!

Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!!
Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!
Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!
Hey hey hey...

Mudboy Slim (08/13/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Good riddance...MUD

C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call.
Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!!
Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!

Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing...
Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures,
[JOE's] Treason threatens the Free!!
Media won't see...just ignore TeeVee...

Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late...
MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under...
To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!"
Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!

Right's done with meekly strugglin'...
I've kicked my share of a$$!!
Left wastes our tax money to fund failure...
But Right'll devolve Power en masse!!
Lib'ral mindset can't last...DemocRATZ time has passed!!

Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks...
I pass out, then I rally, and I find a way to FReep!!
But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'...
Gotta FReep fer Justice again!!
Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' RATZ!!

(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)

Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile.
Some, I ran 'em away...still more're lost in denial...
Some even managed to smile...)=^D!!
We'll change their minds, just takes a while.

C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Joe Biden down!!
Constitutional Powers beats Leftists' sedition...
Slick Killed Ron Brown!!
Murdered Ron Brown...brought that airplane down...
MaryJo drowned...kick RATS outta town!!

FReegards...MUD

519 posted on 6/8/2004, 3:42:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)

TGIF Regards, y'all...MUD

We gotta change big-spending ways...Nation...
The TrueRight is calling you!!
We gotta change...Guv'ment...
Devolving power to the States is GOOD!!
Fed's spending $Billions and $Trillions...
RATZ got the power!!
Good folks must speak up...and FReep out...
Right's calling you out!!
The rant goes on...
Big Guv'ment's Freedom's Bane!!
Save us...save US!!

Voters can roam...DARE ME?!
The House must start by not spending more...
Earmarks shut down...crazy?!
Left queers the vote...so we'll fight this "war"!!
Right's gettin' tired of waiting to "Devolve RATZ Power!!"
Right wants a Party that won't make us feel like Left's clowns...
We must fight on...
Big Guv'ment's Freedom's Bane!!

(D*mon on organ solo)

Freedom's our goal...ain't it?!
The House must start by not spendin' more...
Reject Left's Power...Save US!!
RATZ fear the vote...Right must win this war!!
I'm gettin' tired of waitin' fer Right to throw down...
We wanna Party that don't rule to increase their Power!!
Right shall fight on...yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh!!

(BigMan, DiscoDave, and the Artiste formerly known as...on guitar jam)

Mudboy Slim (29 August 2006)

Rainy Saturday Regards...MUD

US FReepers done tracked Slick Willie...
Laughed at Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama Bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...damn your Media Whore'd!!
Right's gonna tear RATZ World apart!!
RINO punks...you're just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench that ravenous void!!

Each vacuous snowflake is our teachin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to L_Flame's Forum!!"
Joe LIES!! RATZ ain't dirt...spreading Tyranny!!
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Reject Dem Marxists' vile designs!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear RATZ World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel OUR Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUDZ gonna tear your vile world down!!
)8^DX

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear MAC's World to shreds!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

Regards...MUD

We all Vote 'gainst Guv'ment Waste!!
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATZ "tools" are babies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take US...Gonna make things Right!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make OUR Stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help fight Big Guv'ment Power!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

All Dem banditos are gonna fall...
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Marxists implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...We'll enjoy this fight!!
RATZ hurl their invectives...but Left just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOZ, Trump's gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh-inspired Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
Righteous's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!

We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help fight Big Guv'ment Power!!
We're a Conservative Band.

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Joe Biden down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Marxists down!!
We're an American Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help fight Big Guv'ment Power!!
We're an American Band!!

We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're an American Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.

Mudboy Slim (05/11/2005)

Hmmm...?

Have a great rest of the weekend, folks...MUD

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' for RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...
Sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!!
Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
Voters demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!!
Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, your Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a would-be Governor...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!
In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Joisey shyster STOLE from Unions' pay...
RATbot Media paves his way, but PUNK McAuliffe's stained.
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!!
Punk STOLE from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Then SOLD OUT to the thugs who rule Beijing!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"This is the issue of this election: Whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American Revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far- distant capital can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves. You and I are told we must choose between a left or right, but I suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There is only an up or down. Up to man's age-old dream-the maximum of individual freedom consistent with order or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. Regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would sacrifice freedom for security have embarked on this downward path. Plutarch warned, "The real destroyer of the liberties of the people is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits." The Founding Fathers knew a government can't control the economy without controlling people. And they knew when a government sets out to do that, it must use force and coercion to achieve its purpose. So we have come to a time for choosing."

Regards...MUD

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...
Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!

Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie laughs, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til DemRATZ cry,
"OWWWW!!!"

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown Good Values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Joe Biden" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Joe better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Joe's a Felon, man!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Joe's whoppers, and Power Abuse.
But I gotta way to put an end to all this Madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Joe Biden" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
RATZ better watch what Joe's sayin', Truth's closin' in on YOU...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...RATZ are Traitors, man!!

Joe, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!

MUDBOY SLIM

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

MUD

1 Posted on 06/20/1999 20:38:27 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Hang'em@High)